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Author: rob <rob@tarina.org>
Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2022 11:37:30 +0200
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+THE CODER
+a rastabrew production
+in association with
+Permanent Culture International
+Kids Trägård, Skinnarby, FIN
+a Rockman Brothers movie
+story by
+Beckmen Brothers
+dedicated to All The Free, Fuck YEah!
+
+This is better read with an dialect.
+
+"The Best Way To Stop it is To Do Better Brainwashing"
+"Did we build it for something or did we build it for nothing"
+"Time has come, show me what you got"
+"You Aint got nothing if You Aint got nothing"
+"Good brainwaching is Stimulation"
+"Sure, I'll have that cold Bleep After that tasty Burger"
+"Back from where I come from whe say; Nah you aint raised even chicken you be raisin naatin."
+-Coder
+
+Picture of ladybugs. Picture of dead chili. Picture of Aphids.
+Pictures of chilipeppers dooin just fine. It's blue contry to the inside with green chiliplants and nice led full spectrum lights. Outside is lots of snow, it dark blue. We hear the coffe going in the background probably in kitchen, nope it's a coffe table near keyboard. There is a smoke going also. HOme rolled.
+
+We see Coder takin the pan with on going droppin coffe and then manages to somehow not spill any and puts pan with still droppin water on coffe maker plate the MOCCAMASTER, old and dirty. Oh so he used another cup to put the coffee filter thing on. NO magic goin on here. Water however dropped on the plate.
+
+CODER
+That will only clean the plate and steam the room.
+
+He putting down the yellow green red painted humongus cup of coffee on the table touching the keyboard and almost spilling coffe on it.
+
+He sitting drinkin coffe looking straight ahead. It morning. NIce blue weather outside. You see in the windows. Old tree house windows. Fire is on in a big round owen next to where Coder is sitting. He main computer spot. Everythin look abit houme made. Yellow lightish but not so much inside. He got glass table with ongoing computer projects. We see arduino project. And a couple of things with a 4 rotary encoder motors. LAzer!
+
+Coder sippin coffe. He look at some paper throews it bag where it was.Coder light a smoke. And suck it one time. We hear the smoke evaporate and he blow into the fireplace trowin the stomp with it. He close fireplace and hit enter. CLOSE UPS computer boot up. Hi-POT OK. Antec. We see in computer. Light turns on. Screen turns on. A 3d-printer turns on.
+
+ANET-A8 (3D PRINTER)
+(robot voice, bit like stephens)
+Good mornin mattafuuckeeeeer! is gonna be a cloudy day. Beter stay in coding. Two new messages.
+
+Coder rips power of of Anet-a8.
+
+ANET-A8
+See you later suckeeeer!
+
+The ANET-A8 voice is like fallin down a well before it go out with a static buzz.
+
+PUMPING TECHNO MUSIC alá MR ROBOT. CODER got some kinda machine that is rotating another thing and lazer sensors. CLOSE UP Lazer!
+
+CLOSE UP Ladybugs eatings some Aphids. Lot of plants. Small plant buddies coming up from ground in purpleish growing light light.
+
+EXT. TRACTOR WOODS
+A tractor in the woods. Cutting down trees. There's someone with skiis in the woods on a hill. He stop byy just lookin. He goes for the hill. He skiis to the tractor lookin ginda stupid but cool i guess. He dont fall. He go to tractor. Tractor open door. Throws a box on the ground. We see TRACTOR MAN. Look sad and look like he be sitting there for a long time just smokn cigarettes and drinkin coffee.
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+Fix it. It's crap.
+
+CODER
+Hey maan, u didnt need to throw it on the ground.
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+It was a gravity fall test. now we know if it dont break dont fix it. Fix it it brokem, ok, sometings up. yo. Fix it. It's crap.
+
+Coder just show he dont now what up. Tractor man
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+It works but it's crap. You knew about it. All theses years you could have fixed it, patched it, you said you knew it was buggy and that you gonna patch it up. Then suddenly you swing by 10 years later. 10 years later. Haha haha. Very funny.
+
+CODER
+Okey man I look into it.
+
+Coder pic up the box, it look ok, Coder's like sup man? ok, ok, i lookin in to it. goddam!
+
+Close up of coder he start thinkin, long time ago I did this stupid thing, wait a minute, yeah now I remember. He goes off a downhill, whoa, he almost drop the box.
+
+INT. CODER HOME
+
+Close UP Coder fixing the thing. Plugin the device in to this roatry thing he buildin. We see screen. COder is writing in the terminal.
+
+nmap 27.27.27.*
+
+We see Coder writing looking bored. He goes to the roatry thing on the table. Turns it around looks at the screen, hii bored. Back to screen hee now sshd in wizzard@oz he write
+
+vim main.c
+
+We go into c code we looks at it he go.
+
+CODER
+Whadda fuuuck have i been smoking.
+
+He patches up the code. We see a clean up version of same code to the roatry coder program he probably written cuz he goddam awesome, we then see hi build this gui to it just to show his amazing skills in python3 and GTK4 on a Raspberry pi, with frekin a touchscreen.
+
+EXT. CODER YARD
+
+We back out. Coder leave house with the box. There is a snow storm outside. Coder just go into the snow blaze with this box.
+
+EXT. WOODS
+
+Coder open up tractor door. Still fuckin blazing outside. Look like it raining ice. Coders hair is all frozen and fuck up. He got these snowboard glases. He happy he got it patched now. We see Tractor Man turnin of radio.
+
+CODER
+(all yelling cuz of the storm)
+Yeah, you where right, I didnt know what I was doing back then now it works.
+
+We outside. Tractor turns on. Door doesnt want to shut cuz all of the snow and ice just blazed in the tractor.
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+God damit!
+
+He get door shut. Tractor lights on. Snow blazing in the blue dark evening against tractor lights, look cool. We looking at the time, how about it, print the time on the screen. It's 0420pm Skinnarby Time.
+
+Coder is standing away from the tractor. He got them cool skiglases. Hi gotta hold on to his Big Hat and hoodie. Alot of blazin snow. CLOSE UP him going downhill in the hill he make a jump into the blue blaze.
+
+INT. CODER HOME
+
+CODER
+We imagine only what we've been told what's real. When we start to find out what's real, we get amazed, so amazed that we shut us in deeper to the abyss of false promecis. Imagine a world where your food grows from the ground into your house, fresh apple juice every mornin and it's delivarance a specific time of year and you pressed some, fermented some and made a cake outta some. No pollution. Only benefits. Good shit.
+And you get to climb that three
+
+EXT. THE APPLE TREE IN HOUSE JUICE HOME DELIVARANCE SYSTEM
+
+KID1 jumps outta the window onto the apple three coming in from the window. Climbing down the tree. KID2 is down by the tree looking at KID1 climbing.
+
+KID2
+Cool!
+
+KID2 hang a freakn rope unto one of the branches. KID1 holding ontu the rope and standing on the window ready to jump. He lookin away from the jump. He thinking.
+
+KID2
+You dont dare dooing it. You gonna pussy out?
+(V.O)
+Yeah I knew it, you didnt have the balls to do it. I got this rope for notin.
+
+KID1 gathers himself and go for the jump.
+
+KID1 jump outta one window holdin on to this rope. He then swing around the tree, go inside another room on the other side of the tree, he go through a window.
+
+INT. FAMILY TV ROOM
+
+KID1 jumps into a room where a family eating an apple cake and whatching an old TV where the KID1 does the jump from the window. that we just saw, CLOSE UP on the Dad, MOther, Daughter, and KID1 laughing at the stunt. And then laughing at watching them selves laughing in the TV screen.
+
+EXT. CODER ON COOL HUMONGUS ROCKS ZOOM DOING THINKING
+
+Coder got hi bow with him.
+
+EXT. CODER UP IN TREES. SLEEPING.
+
+Coder down on ground in the woods. He whispers to some kinda rendavou place.
+
+CODER
+(whisper)
+soooppå.
+
+HUNTER
+aj kva ssäär tu?
+
+CODER
+(shouting)
+Soppå!
+
+HUNTER
+aj vem e e?
+
+Coder coming in to picture. We see hunter. Coder goes into watching place where Hunter is watching for someting?
+
+CODER
+aj int naga?
+
+HUNTER
+inga naga?
+
+Hunter is shaking hi head.
+
+HUNTER
+Ska du ha soppå?
+
+CUT TO:
+
+EXT. FIREPLACE IN THE WOODS.
+
+Hunter and Coder sitin waitin for stew to be ready. CLOSE UP stew. One goes to stew and with a spoon taste it. It taste good.
+
+Hunter and COder eating stew. and some bread from the bread-o-mat. There's stars. They watch them. They see many many star falling. Wow. Cool. It winter and the star light up the snow. You can see in the dark. The moon. It is almost full. It's zoomed in. CLOSE UP. Nice. An Owl. WoW.
+
+CODER
+There's no one going into towns anymore. Some go. And you know the ones. One is The Maker mii Baker the Madbaker as someone calls him. Hell, I don't even know his real name. In fact, I don't even wana know.
+
+Coder looking at the red glowing fireplace that's not burnin anymore.
+
+CODER
+Some say he this crazy kung foo master from japan. I don't know.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+Kung Foo master from Japan in bakery. He got a stick. You hear something coming with great velocity at him. Like a bird or a Bread!. It is a Rye Bread type, the "Reikäleipä", round flat with a hole in the middle. The breads keep coming at this KUNG FOO MASTER hitting the bread holes everytime and they go on the stick til the stick is full with bread. There is CHEF lookin at breads in an owen.
+
+INT. BREAD OWEN
+Inside bread owen, rye bread looking good. Chef is looking and checkin when the breads are ready, it a matter of second to get the crispyness right.
+
+CHEF
+That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
+
+He do somekind Kung Foo and throws all the breads he just been checkin to Madbaker with the bread stick. KUNG FOO MASTER hang these bread stick on a place where there are many full sticks with bread. CHEF picks one up.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+A white VAN with open trunk. It's full of these full bread sticks. Chef walks in to picture and puts the last full bread stick that can be fitted in the van then closes the van doors. He go driving.
+
+INT. REALLY FINE DINING RESTAURANT
+Fine Ladies and Gentlemen eating rye bread in a restaurant up on the 8th or somthin floor. They all dressed like Lady Gaga and somethings of with them. They look like they did notin but dressed up for this the whole day. They get their dish. Big white plate. With a little slice of rye bread with some butter. And a couple of sliced up vegetables. Couple of basil leaves. With black thick Lipstick sauce dripped on the plate in a stupid fashion manner.
+
+SERVENT
+(O.S.)
+Here's the traditional Finnish Rye Bread with some responsible soj butter and our very own libstick sauce.
+
+INT. REALLY FINE DINING RESTAURANT KITCHEN
+Some chef cut the rye bread, he puts he nose deep down in the bread and snort the fuck outta that tasty lookin rye bread! CUT TO CLOSE UP. He come uup Looking smiling and good! He Love that Fresh Rye BRead Smell.
+
+EXT. FORREST BLUE MORNING
+
+
+CODER
+They can get some things from there. GASOLINE. Aand if u good u can hack it a little, try some things out. But it can get fucked up quickly there if you try messing with it, best way to do it is to get the hell out NOW! TURN ON, TUNE IN and DROP OUT is Truer than True Romance Buddy! SOme things are really fucking wierd and fucked up these days.
+
+CODER
+We got it pretty good. Got it together you know. No buddy want to mess with anybody from where im from. I meen, you have to stick with a pack. They try to come in to villages you now. Steal and rob everything you got, if you put up a fight, they try to kil you, they wana fight you, they crazy ass motherfuckers and they gonna kill you anyways. The SCANVENGERS. The pack is best as a village two to three hundred or so. And could you imagine, these villages where living the best days of their lands, they started producing everything for themselves again. Everybody got out into the lands, we still had the knowledge to do it. Even more than before. Never before had there been a Permanent Culture movement taking over this fast. We started taking more responsibilites, our lands florished. We saw more possibilites to create food and forrests than one could ever have imagined, we got busy living, IRLING, as we say it.
+
+Coder in his yard, sunny golden blue sky and that blue greenish thing that the plants get in the shadows which you can see those beautiful sunny days. He is doing this Permanent Culture thing.
+
+CODER
+We preserved all of those beautifal perennialls and started livin and depend on our own invironment. It was freakin beautiful. We made our local grown food events. Our local cooked food dinner some aRrr own oome breewn rastabruuu and hooooomead liqurage! ands hooome the mighty of the mighty ooome gooon ganja iit reaal sun ool ool sunner maan it reaal sun oool oll warm this summer maan an it da beest. Then later outside and later inside parties with awesome musicans from Around I guess, Everyting was pretty solid and nice in our community but the outside grew more fuckin wieard and mean by every year. And then this fucking SCANVENGERS thing, the bug. People getting murder and raped for nothing. I don't know much about it. No one knows what the Fuck is Going on with that. But people have gotten fucking crazy over something for sure. I dont even wanna talk about it.
+
+Coder putting wood in his fireplace.
+
+CODER
+We still need wood. We put the last drops to do whatever is for sure a surplus. Yeah, but Wood. Nothing burns like wood. Now here's something I gotta tell ya.
+
+Cobhouse, Rocket Stove. Nice and cozy. Coder sitting writing. heating hiis bare foot on the Stove while having some rastabreaw and rastastew.
+
+CODER
+We got good at burning wood. Not wasting any of those gases, and we had the solution right in front of use all the time. The preppers knew. The cobhouse builders knew it and oOh boj have we been building like never before and things are actually much better now than back when we grew food that we couldnt afford and it was killing us. The ongoing brainwashing was totally killed by the experts in the end, and in a funny way. Every single time. Life works in absolutely hilarious ways, anyways, there was a fork, people started just laughing at the people believin in Politics, or they just wanted to have nothin to do with them, as little as possible. These robbers are the bastards. Taking all your freedoms away on national debt. Seems like nobady can run a country these days, few exceptions, overall picture is not looking that dandy maan. We can't just run around this way, around and around chasing our own tail. Every single time. We can stop the war now man. Or later, I prefer now. There's no better surplus if we talking about not using gas or coal or oil. Wood is when you think the best way to start responsible living right here right now buddy! grow some trees and see them grow, climb in them! nurture them. Plant them on the best spots, where they got best water or you can wxperiment and groe wm in dry place wiht almost no water, u be surpised of what would come outta it. We need to stop depend on these bonuses we've grown to love to hate and we have just build these dandy cob hoiuse with the rocket stove.
+
+CODER
+nope it is impossible! Why they still fall for it? believing something as stupid as that. Good brainwashing. We all fall for it, we always do, before we grow up. Something however are meant to be leaven and is meant to be the road to stick to and maybe try other paths only to find oneself on that same path. Back to the original you. You born what u born too. Cant change ur kromosome. It come down to that. They think they raise their voice a little and the evybadi hav to call man lady. wtf!? In movies even Arnold can have babies but movies make anything possibbe as you'll see in this movie!
+
+CODER
+Some people just got really stupid and focus on them selfcenterd thinking all problems just from these wierd stupid things about them and believing throwing money they dont have on eerything solves eevrything without havin to solev nothin. What u do with these peoples, we the retarded debt people?
+
+Picture of scrolling through World Depth Clock https://usdebtclock.org/world-debt-clock.html.
+
+CODER
+I meen really?? What are we doing and why are we doing it?
+
+I meen look at it! I meaan it scam. Scam! everyting look around everythin a scam!
+
+CODER
+paper turning people with bullshit jobs who dont produce aything of any value to whom whatsoever, who killing evybadi and evything it touches maan! If we would have not run outta oil these peple would have killed us for sure. Thank fucking god it got scares. You dont play by their rules. and we ok! it just that a good amount of peoples still belive that crap. we got internet, its more decentrilzed than ever cuz its patched by the common people. Magic internet money is dong just fine. (pcture of bitcoin, price now 420.535, went up to 1270.000).
+
+A scene where a camera tries to identify Coder. We only see the camera start searching for object. No answer CUT TO:
+
+EXT. CODERs Yard
+
+Coders House from a distance. We see his yard is looking nice and good. Alot of green things. Nice. Butterflies and Bees just got in the picture. It's about midday. A little past four probably. A sound best described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space crafty. Rotating Earthy. That's right, rotating earthy, you nailed it!
+
+This sound actually blends in with the bees quite a bit.
+
+Closeup on mud and huge mushroom sprucing up from dead wood on the ground, CODERS feet comes into picture as his feet gets muddy. We see a red shed, he walks along one of the walls with just a morning coat and a mug in one hand and a bucket in the other. He throws food scraps from the bucket on ground and puts the bucket away hanging on a rusty nail. He opens a hidden door on the side and gets in. He lifts a hanging carpet which reveal a window underneat. He opens the window and the chicken run out, neat!. Here comes the Arrr, the most pirate of pirate Cock of a chicken there is. CODER sits down on a chair and sips his drink, the chicken are looking at him and then continue eating scraps of potatoes and beetroot and whatnot while the space computer earth sound fades. He picks up a Tuba or a big instrument. The Chicken know, they better get in. He blows the tuba. All Chicken are inside. CODER gets up, puts tuba somwhere and closes the hidden door and takes the bucket with him as he walk in the mud where he came from.
+
+EXT. CODERs House
+
+The sound gets louder as we see CODERS small country side house in a big picture. CODER gets in the picture with his bucket walking towards the door. We see many cables coming from the house to the ground. These cables are all around the house. CLOSE UP TILT TO cables moving from house to ground as the spacy sound gets louder.
+
+INT. CODERs House
+
+Coder opens the door, a black cat runs in before him. He walks past a bunch of chili plants, there's Aphids on some of the leaves and stems. Close up on a Ladybug larvae eating an Aphid bug alive. CLOSE UP on motherfaakin Lady Bugs. They Aswesome. Coder walk to the kitchen and fills up his mug with more from a red teapot. There's a bunch of spiders in the celling. Close up on spider. He throws the bucket on the floor. Coder sips some of that Whatever-Is-In-His-TeaPot-Pot beverage.
+
+The sound gets louder. We see a spectrogram of the sound in a monitor. CODER puts on headphones and we see his face, first time. Young man in his 30's. No hair, clean shaved. He turns a few nobs as the sound gets clearer and louder. Adjusting the high frequencies. We see Coders face as we hear him typing on a keyboard. We hear another sound which Coder then tunes to the first one and the both sounds start playing melodies in the fifths. What The Fuck!? CODER listens for a while and puts headphones away then turns a big knob and the sound gets louder. CODER gets away from the spectrogram monitor.
+
+CODER sits down at his main computer. It's right next to a huge round fireplace. We can hear the fire cracking. CODERS presses the keyboard and the computer wakes up.
+
+EXT. - INT. CODERS HOUsE
+
+Zooming out on CODER to oustside, nice weather man. Coder is just focused on the screen. We zoom out more. Really beautiful evening weather (I bet it's 0420pm. has to be). Birds fly by. Singing. A fucking mose walks past just outside the window, next to where Coder sits. It stopped. Now it has somekind of grunting sound. Coder still glued to monitor. More birds fly by the window. A freaking gorilla. Jeesh. His really in there. writing code on the computer.
+
+EXT. ROAD SOLDASBACKÅN
+
+(Lion King music) The sun is setting. About 0420pm Skinnarby Time. High Hummungus Trees. 127 degree turn up on tree stem from as low as possible. Get some roots in there. Focus big hummungus Trees. A Lynx cleaning it's tail on a big rock. A moose, big horns. Yeah dude, horns man. Horns. A Bear, Birds, Golden Yellow Golden Green Woods. A small country side road hill from forrest to big open fields. Sun is shining right through the threes. Yellow and Green. We hear dirt gravling. A bicycle drives right above us on our right side. It is HOODIE. A guy on a mommon pyörä doing "the hill ride", Laid Back Style. On the backseat with no hands. Riding on from the forrest to the open fields.
+
+EXT. / INT. CODERS HOUSE
+
+Zooming in on coder while he is writing code. He finnishes it. We are now inside the house.
+
+He press enter and there's a power outtage. Everything boots up, comes back on. He logs in. Gets into the terminal and runs a script. This time there's not a power outtage. But his sound system blows up. It sounds like a spinnin UFO disc over your house just about to crack open the roof.
+There's no power outtage still, the script is still running. The big fireplace is shaking. Coder is astonished over of what has just happen. He tunes the momentum of the sound a bit lower.
+
+EXT. ROAD
+
+Small country side road. Hoodie on his way towards a town. Light pollution in the sky. He rides off-road in the forest and then trough a thick wall of spruce threes (Like Batman riding in to his cave). He is going downhill now in that thick spruce woods and climbs up on the bike and jumps off, the bike goes between two rocks perfectly parking there. Hoodie lands on another huge rock. He takes three steps and jumps off the rock and takes his longboard from his back and lands on the road leading into town with a road leading towards a big church with a snidut kors.
+
+In town he then goes on throwing something into postboxes and secret hideouts as he gets a return in Eurocoins from these places, example a doll, or a pot inside a pot.
+
+Then later he goes to the bakery to get some fresh baked bread with these coins. You'd kinda hope ;)
+
+INT. CODER
+
+He is sitting and coding, lights coming from his little room. The Electric box is shaking, the sound is making everything shake. It is going underground, the roots come out from the ground. Lighting is happening under the grounds like mycelium network. Close-up on a rising roots coming from a crack. Close ups electric poles, light poles buzzing wierdly. Some cracking and poppin. Everything seems to be somehow connected to the frequency in a bad way.
+
+WORLD NEWS
+What happens when we run out of oil?
+
+The Chip Will Change Everything Commercial
+(Tries to be a Musical score and does it okey until it misarable fails as everything in a Socialist society.)
+
+Every baadi
+Chip in
+a little bit
+it your body
+Chip in
+a little bit
+it you body
+
+ain't nobody
+stopin
+ya
+ain't
+anybadi
+lovin
+ya
+but
+uuuuuuuS!
+
+Dadadadam!
+
+NEWS GUEST
+Everything is just gonna get so so much better from here. Trust me. Trust in us. In You. Everybody is welcome to the must trusted World Wide Team. Here are the TEam Members! Weee have Esmeraldaa! Esmeralda is very good at everything, what she does she does best. Look at her no body has such a big giant smile than her. I meen Look at her. She soo cuuute.
+
+HAPPINESS IS FREE IN THE LINK
+Free yourself, your link, Freedom, Happiness is Freedom, No worries
+Boot yourself to happiness, chip the way now, just chip in. Chip yourself.
+
+Chip In Now
+Chip yourself to your ultimate freedom now.
+Chip it away now
+to your ultimate freedom now.
+Chip it awaay na!
+Mumba mumba dansa!
+Chip it away now!
+Mumba Dansa!
+Chip it awaaay now!
+MumBa MumBa!
+Dansa Dansa!
+
+SCANVENGERS, they rob people from food and money and rape woman. Sometimes they even eat them. They drink käsidesi and look like shit.
+
+
+
+Some say they not actually in control of their bodies. THey say they somehow an avatar for other users on the eurolink protocol.
+
+INT. SCANVENGER Rob Family Scene
+SCANVENGERs pick up an axe, spade, and tools from the shed. Ultimate fight scene. Dad gives a hell of a good fight and would have won he only hesitated when he should have killed them. Only cause of his good well willing heart, he die and his daughter get killed and probably raped, god only knows what this sick fucks can do. I mean it was a Good fight. And they would totally have made it but Scanvengers had a gun. They shot him dead like a dog. Son saw this. Hiding. They shoot Daughter and rape Woman. They most evel. Only Evel men. They sey they avatars. Players playing controlling humans thinking real life is a game, what would you do if u could respawn all the time in this world? Anyways the son run away. Son run away.
+
+EXT. CODER hacking wirepole
+Coder climbs up radiotowers // wirepole to install raspberry pi antenna to shoot wifi Internet to his buddies. While he talks about lady bugs, borax and ants, aphids.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+Hoodie goes to the factory to get bread. The bakery has bars on the windows making it look like a jail. A big neon sign "Fresh Baked Bread" on the roof of the factory, with only the words "sh Baked B" lit. Under that a another sign "Euro-Bread-o-Mat". Hoodie walks to the bread-o-mat that looks like a simple vending machine. There's a sign "Eurocoins only" with an "Insert Coin Here" sign and a arrow to a coin slot. He puts a couple of coins in the slot.
+
+Inside Bread-o-mat. There're rods with jengor which the breads are hanging upon. One of the rods start turning and a bread fall down. We can see that many breads are moldy inside the machine.
+
+The bread falls down into a little metallic pocket out on the wall. It's so dry that it breaks into a thousand pieces.
+
+CUT TO:
+SCANVENGER ONE and TWO raise up from their hiding place in woods close to the factory. They see Hoodie gathering all the bread pieces from the Bread-o-mat.
+
+CUT TO:
+Hoodie gathers the pieces and eats them together with a voinappi. He then puts the bread in his pocket and starts walking with his mouth full of bread and butter.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE (O.S.)
+U know what we want! get down. Down on your knees buddy.
+
+Points a gun at Hoodie. Hoodie turns his head toward Scanvenger One.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+That's right, get down asshole
+
+HOODIE
+Sighs.(like Big Lez from Big Lez Show)
+
+Hoodie hear a sound from behind, he turns to see. Scanvenger Two approaches from behind with a grunting sound and a pointing knife. Hoodie looks at him then turns and look at Scanvenger One.
+
+HOODIE
+Sighs.(again, like Big)
+
+SCANVENGER 1
+You get three seconds to get down buddy, one, two, three. Now you die.
+
+Hoodie looks at SCANVENGER 1. SCANVENGER 1 looks at Hoodie.
+
+Scanvenger One shoots. Hoodie takes out his samurai sword from his back and hits the bullet. A sharp kling sound and a very loud ricochete swirling sound. The bullet hits a huge metallic thing at the factory wall roof corner. It looks like it got many pipes pointing vertically, there is a sign "AUTOMATIC INTRUDER DEFENDER" on the wall near the thing. The bullet makes a ricochet sound.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+What the...
+
+Scanvenger One turns his head looking at the swirling bullet passing him close by his nose. The bullet hits a light pole nearby making a church bell sound. An OLD LADY passing by looks up at the light pole. Bell sound gets wearry and and earie buzzing in a climbing high freaquence til lightbulbs breaks. SMACK, glass hits gravel. OLD LADY now in the dark. Its a stary nigt.
+
+Scanvenger Two looks towards what is going on at the lady and the light pole and the bullet swirls by his nose fast as he turns his head towards the factory.
+
+The bullet ricochets between two bars on the factory window making it sound like a train is coming warning sound. The bullet then makes another richocchet and hits Scanvenger Ones gun. He drops the gun.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+...fuck!?
+
+The bullet hits Scanvenger Twos knife and he drops it. It makes a last richochett sound and hits the factory window and an alarm goes off. Blinking red lights on the outside of the factory.
+
+ALARM SYSTEM
+INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! Activating automatic intruder defender. (O.S.)
+
+Scanvenger One CLOSE UP ZOOM. His eyes are huge from fear. He looks at the the big metallic thing in the corner.
+
+It is a Minigun waking up from its hybernation mode and raises it self pointing at Scanvenger One. There is a camera that is moving around seeking targets and a red light blinking. A screene saying 'Target locked'. The Minigun starts spinning with a loud escalating sound and shots Scanvenger One into pieces. Bullet sounds big as from Commando. The Minigun then continues to search for more targets and quickly finds another and blows the old lady into pieces.
+
+The minigun turns towards Hoodie.
+
+Scanvenger Two is freaking out. Minigun is now pointing close to Hoodie. It start shooting again with loud mean bangs escalating rounds per second. SCANVENGERS head pops, Hoodie ducks under Scanvenger Two's body and grabs one of his arm pulling the headless body over his back. MINIGUN shoots rounds in the headless torso, Hoodie takes cover from what's left of the body and keeps running. Scanvenger Two's arm blows off. His ass blows off. MINIGUN keeps minigunning. Hoodie trying to get away from the minigun.
+
+CUT TO:
+EXT. SOMEWHERE NOT SO FAR FROM HERE
+
+MADBAKER, on his way to bakery. He got to accept the situation, it is what it is. He get his hands on some of those Eurocoins, which is nice, then he can get some of those hard to get things. He dont love doing it, but you get to see later, he is also our inside man to Eurolink.
+
+He put on the car sound system. Electric buzzing sounds in the back of the car. Something blows up back in the red van. Madbaker hits the car casette player again.
+
+MADBAKER
+Awww.. maan.
+
+He hits the casette player again.
+
+Back in the van. Something is popping on the soundsystem, it is about to blow. Electric buzzing then BLAM! the sound system turns on and at the same time turns on fire from the electic shock thing. REALLY LOUD OVERSATURATED MUSIC. Speakers pumping.
+
+MADBAKER
+Awww.. maan
+
+He hits the casette player again. Another song start playing.
+
+MADBAKER
+Now, that's better!
+
+CUT TO:
+Back in the van. There is more smoke and fire. Electric buzzing. REALLY LOUD MUSIC. Speakers pumpin. Speakers pumpin. Madbaker is grooving to the music. He notice something is smelling very bad. CUT TO back of the van, speakers are on fire. Madbaker turns around and is absolutely freaking terified cuz his speakers are burning! They are on fire! For Real!
+
+EXT. SOMWHERE NOT SO FAR FROM THAT VAN
+To 8-year old kid with their bikes.
+
+KID1
+You don't dare doing it.
+
+KID2
+Oh, yeah.
+
+KID1 and KID2, 8 year old kids. They've built a big ramp. Kid2 is supposed to take full speed down hill, cross a road and then make a jump on this road they built. They need to do it here. There's a swamp where in where to land safely.
+
+KID1
+Yeah right, you dont dare doing it. We been building all this for nothing.
+
+Kid2 is looking away from the down hill.
+
+KID1
+You're a pussy, you're a pussy.
+
+Kid2 gathers himself and takes three steps to get momentum and is going for it. On the bike and it goes downhill fast.
+
+PAN TO:
+
+Madbakers van approching where Kid2 is going to cross the road. Close up Kid2 determined to cross the road. Just looking straight at the ramp. Ville notices Madbakers van.
+
+KID1
+Holy shit!!
+
+Kid2 still determined to just do it.
+
+KID1
+stop!! stop! oh my pussy tit ass licking cock sucker it is Maaad Baker! (O.S.)
+
+Madbaker still looking terrified about the burning speakers back in the van.He don't look at where he is driving. He just worry about his speakers.
+
+Madbakers van approching the spot where Kid2 is going to cross over for the jump. Kid2 just thinks about what kind of a trick he'll make in the air. Everything is in slow-motion now. We follow Kid2 and what he is thinking.
+
+KID2 (V.O.)
+(slowly thinking)
+hmm.. what kinda trick should I make? You know what. Yeah. I'm having the speed. Yeah. I can do it. I'll do it. It's gonna be enough of air time with this much speed. Absolutely. I'll go for the baaackfliip, fuuuck noooooo!! Maaaaaad Bakeeeeeeer!
+
+Kid2 sees the van. They gonna hit for sure.
+
+Cut to:
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+MADBAKER
+Hey, I got a fire exthingi... sure! And I know where it it! It's right here.I knew this thing would come in handy.
+
+He turns around and takes a small fire exthinguiser from the locker on the passanger seat. We see the boy about to get hit in the window.
+
+EXT. CROSSING
+
+The boy on the bicycle stops in the middle of the road. It is certain road kill. CLOSE UP Kid2 closes his eyes. Slow-motion.
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+Everything is back in normal speed.
+
+Madbaker accidentaly turns the wheels with one of his legs while he tries to get the fire extinguiser. He sits down on the stearingwheel to get the fireextinguiser from passanger side front locker. We hear this nice small rubber burn sound. Very short and sharp. Two of those sounds.
+
+EXT. CROSSING
+Madbakers wheels CLOSE UP. Wheels turning to left.
+
+The boy is now standing still with his bicycle in the middle of the street and looking at the van which is really about now to hit him.
+
+INT. THE VAN
+
+Madbaker is turning of the fire with the fireextinguisher and turns his head and sees the boy.
+
+MADBAKER
+oh the kid. oh, oh, Ninja Kung Foo!
+
+The Van then turns very sharp to the left and then sharp to the right making nice rubber burn sounds while avoiding to hit the kid.
+
+Kid2 opens up his eyes. He is relivead as fuck. He was about to die but didn't.
+
+INT. VAN
+Madbaker is back on the street going somewhat straight. He is still turning the wheel a little while he extinguises the fire with the small extinguiser. Not that shaky actually pretty ok job. While everything is going on the music just keeps playing from the speakers, even they look destoryd from all the foam and fire. It's all a little too loud and a over saturated. Madbaker succeeds turning of all of the fire and calmly turns around and continue driving, where to? to the bakery I guess?
+
+EXT. CROSSING
+The boy is standing looking on the back of the red van, Theres a big sign of the horns hand sign printed on one of the window doors and "Eat my bread or Die!" text on the other window. The boy is relieved. He takes a big sighs.
+
+KID2 (V.O)
+fuck it, I'll do that backflip anyway.
+
+He takes three steps to gain some momentum for the ramp. CUT TO:
+
+Kid2 does a backflip of of the goddamn ramp. And lands with a faceplant in the swamplands. SMACK!
+
+EXT. TOWN LOVISA
+
+Madbakers van going over and under the bridge. MUSIC
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker parks his van at the bakery. The speakers are so FUCKING loud and oversaturated that he cant hear the minigun minigunning on the dead no limb torso in the front of the bakery that Hoodie uses as a cover to stay alive, we can only guess, right!?. Madbaker goes into the bakery from the back. Leaves the music on playing.
+
+He loads a couple of huge rye flour bags of of the van on to a small loader. While the Minigunning keeps doing what it does. Hoodie dancing. The Bullet Dance.
+
+EXT. FRONT OF BAKERY
+
+Hoodie catches one of the bullet with his teeth. Like in that Dragon movie. Only he don't fall die and play dead. No time for that.
+
+EXT. AUTOMATIC INTRUDER DEFENDER MINIGUN
+
+On a small screen under the Minigun it say it overheating and must go into slow shooting sniper mode. More accuracy but lesser bullets.
+
+ALARM SYSTEM
+Waiting for Minigun to cool down. Stealth sniper mode activated.
+
+Minigun start sniping at the limbless torso Hoodie holds on to.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker pushes all the bags of rye into bakery. He turns on the light. There's a soundsystem intalled on top of an oven? or something. Madbaker flicks another switch. Something blows up. Electic shocks somewhere.
+
+MADBAKER
+Goddamit.
+
+A song start playing LOUDLY from the middle of the song. The speakers are wildly fucking vibrating. CLOSE UP electic popping and buzzing. BLAM! and there's a little fire on the soundsystem on top of a owen is it? Anyways some big metallic owen cabin thing in the bakery where he got that soundsystem installed.
+
+Madbaker pushes the little loader with bags of rye to the dough maker. He looks at his almost ready made dough and starts adding rye flour from the bags. Behind him in the window we see the minigun that is still shooting at a little piece of minced meat that rasta is hodling on to while dancing.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+The last limb blows of off Scanvenger Two, he wasn't limbless yet, I guess, but now he really is. Hoodie sees Madbaker and tries to get his attention. The Minigun is still overheating and in sniper mode.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+Madbaker start making the dough. Adding some salt. Turning it around. Testing it. A little more flour. No, some more. Hoodie in the back, I mean front, outside, looking into the bakery from the window, trying to get Madbakers attention. There's a button on the wall near Madbaker which say "TURN OFF ADS" with ADS crossed over with a textmarker then there's written "MINIGUN" with that same textmarker.
+
+MADBAKER
+hmm.. mmnjaa.. yaa aa. nu då kanske?
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+Scavenger Two who looks like a big piece of minced meat by now. Hoodie is standing in an open place. There is no where to take cover once the little piece of minced meat is gone. Minigun is however shooting a bit less.
+
+Close up on minigun. There's a screen saying, "minigun overheating, using stealth sniper mode. Minigun done overheating in 3, 2, 1".
+
+Minigun is now in full auto fire mode. Again that cool swirling up sound that all miniguns love to have and lots of that cool Commando shooting sound. Every round. Get some of those empty rounds klinging on the wall falling to the ground. Slo-mo. Smoke. Empty rounds. Klinging. Pumping in new rounds. Shooting. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
+
+CUT TO:
+
+INT. BAKERY
+Madbaker is now puting pieces of dough on the scale to measure them. Music is now some stupid chill vibe jazz. And Madbakers is really enjoying thinking he is all alone there making his bread that he loves to make. We see Hoodie trying to take cover in the window. Empty shells hitting the window. Blood is flying all over Hoodie.
+
+MADBAKER
+aj fan.
+
+Madbaker throws another piece of dough on the scale.
+
+CUT TO:
+EXT. OUTSIDE
+Hoodie throws the almost done piece of minced meat on the ground. Minigun makes it disappear by shooting at it. It's like a red cloud. Evaporated blood cloud.
+
+CLOSE UP zoom on minigun pointing at Hoodie. CLOSE UP ZOOM on Hoodie. He dont know what to do. He tries to stand still. He is not that good at that.
+
+CUT TO:
+INT. BAKERY
+Madbaker is now putting dough on owen plates and presses them with a tool slicing a hole in the breads.
+
+INT. MINIGUN SYSTEM
+We see how the Minigun Automatic Intruder Defender sees the world. It is pixlated and objects have guesses around them of what computer has guessed it is. Some things are just plain wrong. It is trying to identifie Hoodie. There's a box around him. And a text "identifing unidentified_420.obj..." Bliping sounds.
+
+CUT TO:
+EXT. OUTSIDE
+Hoodies face. His eyes shut. He opens up one carefully. Minigun systems still searching. Hoodie looking for a cover. Still searching. Bliip Bliip Bliip.
+
+ALARM SYSTEMS
+Object identified as Plant Object.
+
+INT. MINIGUN SYSTEM
+"Identified!". There's a green box around Hoodie and it says "Aurora Ruderalis. Plant Object". There's also a red text blinking "System Activated". "System still Activated", "System deactiated". Everything becomes green and nice.
+
+The minigun goes back into hybernation mode.
+
+Hoodie takes another piece of dry bread from his pocket. Hears Madbakers music stupid jazz chill out music. Hoodie shakes some brains of of himself.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+Madbaker putting bread in the owen. He sees that there's a small hole in one of the bakery windows. He gets teriffied like when his speaker got on fire. He stops the music and walks to the window. What the hell is going on? already two times something like this today. Close up on burning speakers up on this owen thing. Madbaker looks through in the small hole in the window and sees Hoodie standing there outside. Hoodie looks small as the hole, he is chewing on a piece of bread.
+
+HOODIE
+Whats up man?
+
+MADBAKER
+It's a wierd day dude. My speakers started burning in my car on my way here buddy. I was lucky I had this small fire extinguiser in my car man. Then I get to bakery and I see you. SOme little guy in a hole in my bakery window. C'mon man you think it's funny drilling hole in windows? what is goin on?
+
+HOODIE
+pfff! its a bullet hole man
+
+MADBAKER
+really? (not beleiving)
+
+Madbakers speaker cars which is still playing that same song blows up. BLAM! Both Madbaker and Hoodie ducks.
+
+MADBAKER
+The fuuuck?
+
+Hoodie looking around like it was another gun shot. There's alot of smoke from Madbakers car now, looks like it's on fire again. Hoodie notices that the Bakery sound system is on fire. Just behind Madbaker up on this owen.
+
+HOODIE
+hey looks like your speakers are burning again man
+
+Madbaker turns around. Gets totally terrified again.
+
+MADBAKER
+Fuuuck, fuuuck, fuuck..
+
+He gets another extinguiser and puts the speakers out.
+
+MADBAKER
+What the fuck is going on?
+
+Hoodie is suddenly in the bakery. He takes a wagon with perfect baked and perfectly grilled bread out of the owen.
+
+HOODIE
+Hey man, I think these are perfect man. mm.. really smelling good maan!
+
+MADBAKER (O.S.)
+My van's on Fire maan!
+
+CUT TO:
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+Madbaker and Hoodie in Madbaker Van. They going somewhere. Out of time, I mean town. They drive out of town.
+
+Madbaker is trying to get his car speaker system on again. He's trying the good old sputnik fix giving it a kick.
+
+MADBAKER
+Aaww maan, no sound from my speakers.
+
+Hoodie looks back in the van at the burnt speakers with extinguiser foam all over. Everywhere. There's still some buzzing and humming. Electric sparks go of again, just some, it doesn't catch fire now.
+
+HOODIE
+Hey man, thanks for giving me a lift man. You know these Scanvenger guys, I dont like them. Some are completly nuts man. One tried killing me over some of your dry bread man. Seriously that is not ok. Did u hear about the simpson family. i mean that is crazy shit dont u think
+
+Madbaker still trying to fix the soundsystem.
+
+MADBAKER
+It the chip that makes everybody go nuts. Eurolink. Believe me. They even got my darling, my sweet beloved darling.
+
+HOODIE
+I know a guy who can help with your speaker. Just stop here, I show you man.
+
+Hoodie jumps outta the van. Goes into the bush.
+
+EXT. HOODIES BATCAVE
+Hoodie climbs a humongus rock with 5 steps. He whisles. A bird flies away makin a stick which holds Hoodies bike from moving make it move forward between the rocks.
+
+The bicycle has moved to the other side of the rock and keep moving moving as Hoodie jumps off the rock on the bicycle and bicycles away. He comes back to the road.
+
+EXT. PAAVALSBY
+Hoodie followed by Madbaker is now on the country side. Hoodie riding the bike in a hill with trees on both sides with Madbaker following behind. Humongus trees making it look like a tunnel. A small bridge. Railroad. Horses. Lots of things along the way. Country side looking awesome.
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+Hoodie holds on to Madbakervans window and takes momentum from van so he dont need to do nothing else to move forward.
+
+HOODIE
+Soon there man. it's just around these fields man.
+
+Couple of more nice flat country side shots in Hommansby. Hoodie riding Madbaker cool window grab style.
+
+EXT. CODER GARDEN
+
+Hoodie riding the bike in on Coders yard. We see the red shed. And Coders house. Then we see Madbakervan coming in on Corders yard from right to left. There's a sign "PERMANENT CULTURE INTERNATIONAL, SKINNARBY FIN" in the green garden and that buzzing sound. Like it be around Coder. Always that buzzin.
+
+INT. CODER HOUSE.
+
+They search Coder he isn't anywhere. Door is open they walk in, the buzzing is escalathing. They walk to his main computer it is blinking and blinking and searching but it say it will rn out of memory in 3, 2, 1. Everything around they and all the machines around them start exploding.
+
+HOODIE
+Hey let's get the fuck outta here. Coder ain't here. Oh I know where he is.
+
+MADBAKER
+Shit man forget it.
+
+They run out the house.
+
+EXT. CODERS YARD
+
+HOODIE
+No man, he the only one who can say what is going on dude. I'm sure man.
+
+MADBAKER
+Wait a minute do you think, oh shit.
+
+HOODIE
+Shut up man. I'm trying to think.
+
+MADBAKER
+You shut up man.
+
+EXT. RED SHED
+
+They find the secret door and goes in.
+
+HOODIE
+See here he is. In here.
+
+Hoodie shuts the door.
+
+INT. RED SHED
+
+They come into a small chicken house. There lot of small chiken. Close up on all big ones and Sheeta Rasta chickn. Looks like coder is taking a nap with them.
+
+CODER
+sup?
+
+HOODIE
+hey, shut the window
+
+MADBAKER
+Really?
+
+HOODIE
+oh this man stereo broken
+
+CODER
+Theres ongoin disturbance yes. No need to fix nothing now. We got to make sure from where these disturbance things comes from.
+
+INT. CODERS HOUSE
+
+They stand looking at computers just exploading up.
+
+CODER
+See, I dunno know whats going on.
+
+They just stand there. It expload some more.
+
+HOODIE
+What that thing do?
+
+Hoodie points at this frequancy thing that Coder was tuning on. Writing log about.
+
+CODER
+Yeah , thaaat thing, its pretty cool. Hey I better write down some loggs now i guess now is as good as ever, well it only gonna escalate from here, better write those loggs quickly now. the frequncy of today today? What day today is.. it 2 July? Jesuis! I gotta remember to call my son, it his birthday. Where's my phone? Has anybody seen my phone. I better write these logs first.
+
+Coder picks up his logg book from his morning coat and a pen and start writing. Everybody else is trying to stay calm and not touch anything.
+
+CODER
+Okay. Here I acctually did a pretty cool thing. I started putting frequencies back in the ground, yeah, this is just a ground listening station from the start it was anyways. Now, it something else. Completely different, if I only had listen to it alittle bit earlier. Now the only hing is, yeah, i dunno, I just been listening and writing loggs, I started outputtn some frequencies too.
+
+Coder is turning a big knob.
+
+You see then I get this., when I tune to the input, we get this. listen.
+
+HOODIE
+What the Fuck is going on Doc?
+
+CODER
+We just have to wait and see now Hoodie.
+
+Coder turns some knobs and the buzzing is once again escalating. Everything is electrified and is poppin like there'd be shortcuts everywhere arund them. Everything become pixels. I dunno know. something.
+
+There's suddenly this on coders main machine screen. Like a history channel news thing. A RANDOM GUY READING THE NEWS, 30-ish.
+
+A RANDOM GUY READING THE NEWS
+Evel Company has a bug and Evel Knivel Hans Lillehammer makes the worst stupidest thing you can do to imagine, he makes a game that look very real but in this game you acctualy controlling other human beeings in the Evel Link, Neurolin I meen Eurolink, it's been some years since the real Elon died, who was the guy behind NeuroLink, a big success back then but. You all know what's been the word on the street. No one think he the same guy anymore. I meen he, he cant be. ok. I dont think he even human beein for crying out loud. He robot. Thats right, I dont know how they do it. But their good, I meen really crazy shit ass good.
+
+It was a feature Evel COmbany and EuroLink been developing for years but not yet released to the public do to still some bug fixes like you feel dizzy after you do it. The most stupidiest and evelest man got his hands on it and released it as a goddam virus, it got everywhere. Can you imagine, that's why we have to talk about Hoodie and Hoodie, and Madbaker. And Coder. You know what they did. Without theem we'd be history. So I want to dedicate this to the motherfucking international groovy son of a bitch voodoo ass tities pussy dick bitch gay homo nazi nigger loving dude there is, he is satan and god combnined crunshed togeter to a normal human being. like so. btw. Dont believe in any of that shit or in any of this shit for that matter. Tha'd why we need to focus on these guys, what they did was sort of completely extordinary.
+
+Bang!
+
+HOODIE
+Ouw maan why you hitting me.
+
+CODER
+Tone it down maan.
+
+HOODIE
+Fuck you man.
+
+CODER
+(sighns Big Lez style) u didnt have to say all those dick pussy nigga words.
+
+HOODIE
+Listen Hoodieman.
+
+CODER
+Wha? you talking to me?
+
+HOODIE
+Coder got this man. Coder got this.
+
+CODER
+I always knew Coder got it. I meen Coder got it, he gets it. Ya.
+
+HOODIE
+We just worry about a new soundsystem man, then we'll be a'aight.
+
+CODER
+I guess so maan, I guess so.
+
+A RANDOM GUY READING THE NEWS
+There's a war going on and Putin is about to loose the war. It's been going on for 15 years non stop. Europe and the world is united about taking him Daaaoouwwn and is doing it very activly and winningly at the moment. Putin is hiding. He aint got much time left. His last known words are "Go to hell everybody". He Pushed the button. Nothing happens. there's a system failure. There's a call to the white house.
+
+INT. GENERAL OFFICE USANDA
+
+GENERAL in his 70-ies. He about to go home from office. A knock on the door, he looks at clock. Little bit sad. Sighs (Big Lez style)
+
+GENERAL
+Yeees?
+
+SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT comes in while trying to catch breath
+
+SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT
+General sir! I am Special Ai..
+
+He drops something and flimbles with his hands, he is not saying nothing. Nothing makes sense.
+
+SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT
+the the button has been pressed, the button im sorry please I know I'm nevrvous cuz Ididnt want to be the one bringing this news. (crying) Please I know we have to do it it is in the protocol. WE MUST OBEJ THE PROTOCOL.
+
+GENERAL
+Special Agent?
+
+SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT
+AArne Koilisvou
+
+GENERAL
+Okey whatever your name was. Are you sure that the button is pressed? how many different distant of configmation points do we have.
+
+Aarne looks at his papers.
+
+AARNE
+Seventhy.
+
+Aarne takes another look at his papers.
+
+AARNE
+One, one.
+
+GENERAL
+Is it Seventhy or one or Seventhy one Special agent, I'm sorry I didn't catch your name.
+
+AARNE
+It's Seventhy One Aarne Seventhyone sir. one, one one ..
+
+GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER
+Goddam Special Agent. Speak Up. This is important! get it right.
+
+General takes a hearing aid apparatus and presses on. Eary feedback sound. He speaks into it loudly.
+
+GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER
+Now, which one is it Special Agent?
+
+General don't want to take this shit anymore, he is old, he want to get home. But he aint got no one. He is alone. His work is all there is. His military acomplishments. He aint got nothing else.
+
+SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT
+It's seventhy one, one, one, one, one, one
+
+The one is eccoing all over. Kernel shuts the hearing aid. There's no sounds now.
+
+KERNEL
+I was afraid of that it beein that.
+
+AARNE
+It's just protocol sir?
+
+KERNEL
+Where's the warhead now?
+
+AARNE
+No warhead went off. It's some kind of a system failure.
+
+KERNAL
+Oh, well. Edison, get me through the payback time program. I'll better set everything up. Once it's on it's on. You know how it is. It's in the protocol.
+
+EDISON
+Payback time program ready. Give password.
+
+KERNAL
+I got the keys, and the keys are mine, and no never, shall one ever, take away my keys, they belong to me.
+
+EDISON
+Loggin in to Program Payback Time. Give face for face recognition give foot for foot reqognition give mouth for penis reqognition.
+
+Kernal gives Edison a smack.
+
+There's alot of passwords and fingerprint and eyescanning and head measure and foot print but in the end we have kernal with two buttons.
+
+KERNAL
+Okey Agent, ready for some Payback Time!
+
+Kernal pressing buttons.
+
+There's a houndred nuclear warheads going off from all over the world. Pointing to russia.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE looking at computer screen.
+
+SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE
+What the hell just happen??
+
+There's nuclear warheads going off all pointing to Russia. Russia isnt sending any? This is a terrible, terrible, terrible
+
+CODER
+..mistake I did a terrible misstake. I know how to fix it now.
+
+Coder turns a knob and there's electic shocks everywhere. On all of them. There's an electric shock going up from Coders house in the sky. Humongus Explotion. BIG HUGE MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT.
+
+EXT. EARTH FROM OUTER SPACE
+
+There's a small light coming from south of Finland, Skinnarby actually. It grows and suddnly BLAM BANG! I's a huge Light leading into space. We see the nuclear warheads alover flying. they start buzzin. Electic shocks on them.
+
+INT. KERNEL OFFICE
+
+KERNEL
+Well it was nice knwing you Agent. Now if you dont mind I'd rather be alone these last minutes of my life.
+
+Elecric buzzing sound. THere's lightning from all the outlets and all machines blows up. Special Agent goes out of the office.
+
+Kernal take out a gun from his drawer and point it but same time he try to shot he get elecrocuted and cant press the trigger. He gets grilled for a minute, then it stops, then for 4 more seconds.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+SPCIAL AGENT SOMWHERE ELSE
+WHatydfaaa? the warheads stopped or what are they dooing?
+
+Warheads flyin in circles trying to catch some warm winds. We see they make wierd circles on the computer screen.
+
+INT. PUTIN
+
+Putin is sitting at his desk. Alone in his big room. With this humongus desk we all love to hate to know.
+
+PUTIN
+(in russian) Camera ready.
+
+There's a fat russian tv reporter ARZ or ARZHOV making Putin tv news broadcast and Putin Bodyguard True Face, A faking giant of a man. His the Kong in King, the Chong of the Cheech. He follow you anywhere u got him on your side. Arrz put music cassette player he carry with him on a table nearby, he takes a casette from his pocket with white gloves and opens it and takes out the casette. CLOSE UP casette player, he puts the casette in the player. It looks funny. Three people in that humongus room. We can see Arrz got a damn fine three point tv lighting systems.
+
+Arrz give four fingers in the following order. Little one, Pointy One, Ring One, Middle One. Up in the sky.
+
+PUTIN
+(in russian) Comrads.
+
+Putin give sign to Arrz to put on casette player. He put it on. SOVJET MUSIC.
+
+EXT. IN THE SKY
+
+Warheads screens, go "initate World PEace MOde...". Some buzzing stil going on but other than that pretty smooth i say.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+SPCIAL AGENT SOMWHERE ELSE
+Waat is goin on?
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Russian family whatching Putin news. The Tv goes dark. Comes on again. Putin is now naked getting electrified from Arrz three point tv light system. It buzzing crazy. Looking like putin is gettin buzzed in his ass. Then the TV blows up.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Warheads still smooth sailing
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Kernel office, Kernel still get electricuted a little bit.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+People form all wake up from the euro neuro link and everybody everyhwere say this
+
+EVERYBODY
+sup?
+
+Some people drag on it.
+
+SOMEBODY
+suuup?
+
+Everybody cheering. Everywhere.
+
+INT. CODERS HOME
+
+MADBAKER
+Please turn that godam thing off now!
+
+Coder shuts the thing of without even doingg anything. He knows he already saved the world. It just go of and everything is bac normal. No buzzin no where.
+
+CODER
+Preeetty neat eh?
+
+MADBAKER
+What the hell man?
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+They open the Van side door to the back.
+
+CODER
+Sorry, didnt meen to blow up your soundsystem man.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+CODER
+There we go. Press on. It'll work.
+
+Coder put coupple of tools away in his morning coat. Madbaker put on his soundsystem and it works. MUSIC.
+
+MADBAKER
+FAntastic maan! Let's tune it up!
+
+He tunes up the soundsystem of his to the degree that it oversaturates and sounds like shit.
+
+MADBAKER
+Thanks a loot buddy!
+
+EXT. CODER YARD
+Hoodie and Madbaker go from Coedr Yard. Grab window Hommansby Raakan style.
+
+EXT. HOODIES PLACE
+
+MADBAKER
+Thanks for helping with my soundsystem.
+
+HOODIE
+njaaaaeeeh dont mention it buddy. See you man. I see you.
+
+Madbaker drives away from Hoodies place. End Music. Or, er, what would seem like it. Crane shot. Madbaker drives away. Hoodie goes to his place. It's not end credits music it some kind of american car. Driving, now past the screen. Oh the music is from that cars soundsystem as it fades away as the car drives furhter and further away. Now there's another good song. This one probably the end credits. NOpe, it's another american car. WTF. another aand another. It sound like a mixtape with humongus amount of american cars. Now there's these bikers. Now all we hear is them gasing away, same way Madbaker went. WTF!? ...did this just get into an american car show thing? fucking wierd movie.
+
+THere's this electic buzzing again in the sky. Something is buzzing again. Oh no. It's that sound again. Now, even worse. Like a motherfakin plane, no, worse, mortar, no shit, I remember. It's that nuclear warhead coming d.
+
+The nuuclear warhead lands on Hommansby fields. It just land there. Nobody got hurt. SMACK. That's it. And there it was. Didnt work. NOne of them bombs did. Yeah. Crazy story eh. Crazy shit for sure.
+
+Picture of the warhead in pieces on the fields. American car show people also there. Taking pictures of them and the warhead.
+
+Everybody saw when it happen, there just so happen to be an american car show there and then that evening 0420pm Skinnarby Time. SMACK!
+
+EXT. WARHEAD LANDING PLACE
+
+Some months later. Hoodie, Coder and Madbaker standing at the warhead landing place on the field.
+
+HOODIE
+Now when I think about it it's that same sound as that boy doing that backflippin with his bike. Landin in the swamps. Facepalm. SMACK!
+
+MADBAKER
+Yeah! Same sound. Same sound.
+
+CODER
+Oh, boy.
+
+HOODIE
+What
+
+CODER
+That boy got famous for that backflip facepalm.
+
+HOODIE
+You bet, you bet.
+
+The END
+
+The boy has grown up. We get to see his most viral backflip faceplant smack down in the swamp video.
+
+Credits run as we see face swamp planting from everybody in the movie. And maybe everyone from behind the camera.
+
+A Rockman Brothers Production
+A Hoodiebrew film
+Picture of Sheeta Rasta Chick.
+Picture of Pirate Cock The Real Jack Sparrow.
+A Beckman Brothers movie
+Back to Back
+Story by Rob and Marty
+Written and Directed by Rob
+Scored by Marty, Jay and Rob
+(Credits in order of appearence)
diff --git a/eurolink.fountain b/eurolink.fountain
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ THE CODER
a rastabrew production
in association with
Permanent Culture International
-Kid2s Trägård, Skinnarby, FIN
+Kids Trägård, Skinnarby, FIN
a Rockman Brothers movie
story by
Beckmen Brothers
@@ -12,27 +12,59 @@ dedicated to All The Free, Fuck YEah!
This is better read with an dialect.
"The Best Way To Stop it is To Do Better Brainwashing"
+"Did we build it for something or did we build it for nothing"
+"Time has come, show me what you got"
+"You Aint got nothing if You Aint got nothing"
+"Good brainwaching is Stimulation"
+"Sure, I'll have that cold Bleep After that tasty Burger"
+"Back from where I come from whe say; Nah you aint raised even chicken you be raisin naatin."
-Coder
Picture of ladybugs. Picture of dead chili. Picture of Aphids.
Pictures of chilipeppers dooin just fine. It's blue contry to the inside with green chiliplants and nice led full spectrum lights. Outside is lots of snow, it dark blue. We hear the coffe going in the background probably in kitchen, nope it's a coffe table near keyboard. There is a smoke going also. HOme rolled.
-We see Coder takin the pan with on going droppin coffe and then manages to somehow not spill any and puts pan with still droppin water on coffe maker plate the MOCCAMASTER, old and dirty. No, but that will only clean the plate and steam the room as Coder thinks to himself putting down the yellow green red painted humongus cup of coffee on the table touching the keyboard and almost spilling coffe on it.
+We see Coder takin the pan with on going droppin coffe and then manages to somehow not spill any and puts pan with still droppin water on coffe maker plate the MOCCAMASTER, old and dirty. Oh so he used another cup to put the coffee filter thing on. NO magic goin on here. Water however dropped on the plate.
-CLOSE UP Ladybugs eatings some Aphids.
+CODER
+That will only clean the plate and steam the room.
+
+He putting down the yellow green red painted humongus cup of coffee on the table touching the keyboard and almost spilling coffe on it.
+
+He sitting drinkin coffe looking straight ahead. It morning. NIce blue weather outside. You see in the windows. Old tree house windows. Fire is on in a big round owen next to where Coder is sitting. He main computer spot. Everythin look abit houme made. Yellow lightish but not so much inside. He got glass table with ongoing computer projects. We see arduino project. And a couple of things with a 4 rotary encoder motors. LAzer!
+
+Coder sippin coffe. He look at some paper throews it bag where it was.Coder light a smoke. And suck it one time. We hear the smoke evaporate and he blow into the fireplace trowin the stomp with it. He close fireplace and hit enter. CLOSE UPS computer boot up. Hi-POT OK. Antec. We see in computer. Light turns on. Screen turns on. A 3d-printer turns on.
+
+ANET-A8 (3D PRINTER)
+(robot voice, bit like stephens)
+Good mornin mattafuuckeeeeer! is gonna be a cloudy day. Beter stay in coding. Two new messages.
+
+Coder rips power of of Anet-a8.
+
+ANET-A8
+See you later suckeeeer!
+
+The ANET-A8 voice is like fallin down a well before it go out with a static buzz.
PUMPING TECHNO MUSIC alá MR ROBOT. CODER got some kinda machine that is rotating another thing and lazer sensors. CLOSE UP Lazer!
+CLOSE UP Ladybugs eatings some Aphids. Lot of plants. Small plant buddies coming up from ground in purpleish growing light light.
+
EXT. TRACTOR WOODS
-A tractor in the woods. Cutting down trees. There's someone with skiis in the woods on a hill. He stop byy just lookin. He goes for the hill. He skiis to the tractor lookin ginda stupid but cool i guess. He dont fall. He go to tractor. Tractor open door. Throws a box on the ground. We hear voice saying "Fix it!".
+A tractor in the woods. Cutting down trees. There's someone with skiis in the woods on a hill. He stop byy just lookin. He goes for the hill. He skiis to the tractor lookin ginda stupid but cool i guess. He dont fall. He go to tractor. Tractor open door. Throws a box on the ground. We see TRACTOR MAN. Look sad and look like he be sitting there for a long time just smokn cigarettes and drinkin coffee.
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+Fix it. It's crap.
CODER
Hey maan, u didnt need to throw it on the ground.
-VOICE IN TRACTOR
-It was a gravity fall test. now we know if it dont break dont fix it. Fix it. It brokem, sometings up. yo. Fix it! it crap.
+TRACTOR MAN
+It was a gravity fall test. now we know if it dont break dont fix it. Fix it it brokem, ok, sometings up. yo. Fix it. It's crap.
-Coder just show he dont now what up.
+Coder just show he dont now what up. Tractor man
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+It works but it's crap. You knew about it. All theses years you could have fixed it, patched it, you said you knew it was buggy and that you gonna patch it up. Then suddenly you swing by 10 years later. 10 years later. Haha haha. Very funny.
CODER
Okey man I look into it.
@@ -56,43 +88,121 @@ We go into c code we looks at it he go.
CODER
Whadda fuuuck have i been smoking.
-He patches up the code. We see a better clean up to the roatry coder program he probably written cuz he goddam awesome, we then see hi build this gui to it just to show of his amazing skills in python3 GTK4.
+He patches up the code. We see a clean up version of same code to the roatry coder program he probably written cuz he goddam awesome, we then see hi build this gui to it just to show his amazing skills in python3 and GTK4 on a Raspberry pi, with frekin a touchscreen.
EXT. CODER YARD
-We back out. Coder leave house. There is a snow storm outside. Coder just go into the snow blaze.
+We back out. Coder leave house with the box. There is a snow storm outside. Coder just go into the snow blaze with this box.
EXT. WOODS
-Coder open up tractor door. Still fuckin blazing outside. Looks like it rains ice. Coders hair is all frozen and fuck up. We see man in tractor turnin of radio.
+Coder open up tractor door. Still fuckin blazing outside. Look like it raining ice. Coders hair is all frozen and fuck up. He got these snowboard glases. He happy he got it patched now. We see Tractor Man turnin of radio.
CODER
-Yeah, you where right, now it's ok.
+(all yelling cuz of the storm)
+Yeah, you where right, I didnt know what I was doing back then now it works.
+
+We outside. Tractor turns on. Door doesnt want to shut cuz all of the snow and ice just blazed in the tractor.
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+God damit!
-We outside. Tractor turns on. Door doesnt want to shut cuz all of the snow. Coder is standing away from the tractor. He got skiglases on now. Alot of blazin snow. CLOSE UP him going downhill in the hill he make a jump into the blue blaze.
+He get door shut. Tractor lights on. Snow blazing in the blue dark evening against tractor lights, look cool. We looking at the time, how about it, print the time on the screen. It's 0420pm Skinnarby Time.
+
+Coder is standing away from the tractor. He got them cool skiglases. Hi gotta hold on to his Big Hat and hoodie. Alot of blazin snow. CLOSE UP him going downhill in the hill he make a jump into the blue blaze.
INT. CODER HOME
CODER
We imagine only what we've been told what's real. When we start to find out what's real, we get amazed, so amazed that we shut us in deeper to the abyss of false promecis. Imagine a world where your food grows from the ground into your house, fresh apple juice every mornin and it's delivarance a specific time of year and you pressed some, fermented some and made a cake outta some. No pollution. Only benefits. Good shit.
+And you get to climb that three
+
+EXT. THE APPLE TREE IN HOUSE JUICE HOME DELIVARANCE SYSTEM
+
+KID1 jumps outta the window onto the apple three coming in from the window. Climbing down the tree. KID2 is down by the tree looking at KID1 climbing.
+
+KID2
+Cool!
+
+KID2 hang a freakn rope unto one of the branches. KID1 holding ontu the rope and standing on the window ready to jump. He lookin away from the jump. He thinking.
+
+KID2
+You dont dare dooing it. You gonna pussy out?
+(V.O)
+Yeah I knew it, you didnt have the balls to do it. I got this rope for notin.
+
+KID1 gathers himself and go for the jump.
+
+KID1 jump outta one window holdin on to this rope. He then swing around the tree, go inside another room on the other side of the tree, he go through a window.
+
+INT. FAMILY TV ROOM
+
+KID1 jumps into a room where a family eating an apple cake and whatching an old TV where the KID1 does the jump from the window. that we just saw, CLOSE UP on the Dad, MOther, Daughter, and KID1 laughing at the stunt. And then laughing at watching them selves laughing in the TV screen.
-And you get to climb that three, KID 1 climbing tree. KID 2 hang a freakn rope on one of the branches, KID 1 jump outta one window and swing around the tree, go inside another room through another window. Where a family eating an apple cake and whatching that same thing on an old TV that I just described, that TARZAN KID. Oh, and it's that same russian, that same russian family back in the script, ok lets do a RUSSIAN FAMILY.
+EXT. CODER ON COOL HUMONGUS ROCKS ZOOM DOING THINKING
+
+Coder got hi bow with him.
+
+EXT. CODER UP IN TREES. SLEEPING.
+
+Coder down on ground in the woods. He whispers to some kinda rendavou place.
+
+CODER
+(whisper)
+soooppå.
+
+HUNTER
+aj kva ssäär tu?
+
+CODER
+(shouting)
+Soppå!
+
+HUNTER
+aj vem e e?
+
+Coder coming in to picture. We see hunter. Coder goes into watching place where Hunter is watching for someting?
+
+CODER
+aj int naga?
+
+HUNTER
+inga naga?
+
+Hunter is shaking hi head.
+
+HUNTER
+Ska du ha soppå?
+
+CUT TO:
+
+EXT. FIREPLACE IN THE WOODS.
+
+Hunter and Coder sitin waitin for stew to be ready. CLOSE UP stew. One goes to stew and with a spoon taste it. It taste good.
+
+Hunter and COder eating stew. and some bread from the bread-o-mat. There's stars. They watch them. They see many many star falling. Wow. Cool. It winter and the star light up the snow. You can see in the dark. The moon. It is almost full. It's zoomed in. CLOSE UP. Nice. An Owl. WoW.
CODER
There's no one going into towns anymore. Some go. And you know the ones. One is The Maker mii Baker the Madbaker as someone calls him. Hell, I don't even know his real name. In fact, I don't even wana know.
+Coder looking at the red glowing fireplace that's not burnin anymore.
+
CODER
Some say he this crazy kung foo master from japan. I don't know.
-Picture of Kung Foo master in bakery. Making Rye Bread. Training hitting holes with wooden poles that fit perfect and goes to pwerfect position everytime. There is CHEF lookin at breads in an owen.
+INT. BAKERY
+Kung Foo master from Japan in bakery. Making Rye Bread. He got a stick. You hear something coming with great velocity at him. Like a bird or a Bread!. It is a Rye Bread type, the "Reikäleipä", round flat with a hole in the middle. The breads keep coming at this KUNG FOO MASTER hitting their holes everytime and they go on the stick til the stick is full with bread. There is CHEF lookin at breads in an owen.
INT. BREAD OWEN
-inside bread owen, rye bread looking good. Chef is also looking good behind the owen window.
+Inside bread owen, rye bread looking good. Chef is looking and checkin when the breads are ready, it a matter of second to get the crispyness right.
CHEF
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
-He do somekind Kung Foo and throws the bread too Madbaker pole where he catches them in perfect places. He put poles into this matchine that looks lika a miniature of Elon Musks that air pipe thing that was going to get you from San Fransisco to LA in an hour or somtin. Anywas same kina thing but in miniature and they put bread in it sending them to Hellsinking.
+He do somekind Kung Foo and throws the bread too Madbaker with the bread stick. He hangs these full bread sticks then on a place where ther's many hanging.
+
+
+He put poles into this matchine that looks lika a miniature of Elon Musks that air pipe thing that was going to get you from San Fransisco to LA in an hour or somtin. Anywas same kina thing but in miniature and they put bread in it sending them to Hellsinking.
CODER
They get paid in this fuuck, I dont know, this EuroLink virtual world thing. You need to use this wierd ass system. Fakin vaacum seald, they go through it, they check it.
