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Author: rob <rob@tarina.org>
Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2022 00:56:10 +0200
coder monologues
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@@ -3,11 +3,11 @@ THE CODER
a rastabrew production
in association with
Permanent Culture International
-Robins Trägård, Skinnarby, FIN
+Kid2s Trägård, Skinnarby, FIN
a Rockman Brothers movie
story by
Beckmen Brothers
-dedicated to All Free Software, Free Hardware, Free Speech, Free Thinkers, big respect and much love!
+dedicated to All The Free, Fuck YEah!
This is better read with an dialect.
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ This is better read with an dialect.
-Coder
Picture of ladybugs. Picture of dead chili. Picture of Aphids.
-Pictures of chilipeppers dooin just fine. It's blue contry to the inside with green chiliplants and nice led full spectrum lights. Outside is lots of snow. We hear the coffe going in the background probably in kitchen, nope it's a coffe table near keyboard. There is a smoke going also. HOme rolled.
+Pictures of chilipeppers dooin just fine. It's blue contry to the inside with green chiliplants and nice led full spectrum lights. Outside is lots of snow, it dark blue. We hear the coffe going in the background probably in kitchen, nope it's a coffe table near keyboard. There is a smoke going also. HOme rolled.
We see Coder takin the pan with on going droppin coffe and then manages to somehow not spill any and puts pan with still droppin water on coffe maker plate the MOCCAMASTER, old and dirty. No, but that will only clean the plate and steam the room as Coder thinks to himself putting down the yellow green red painted humongus cup of coffee on the table touching the keyboard and almost spilling coffe on it.
@@ -108,10 +108,17 @@ We got it pretty good. Got it together you know. No buddy want to mess with anyb
Coder in his yard, sunny golden blue sky and that blue greenish thing that the plants get in the shadows which you can see those beautiful sunny days. He is doing this Permanent Culture thing.
CODER
-We preserved all of those beautifal perennialls and started livin and depend on our own invironment. It was freakin beautiful. We made our local grown food events. Our local cooked food dinner some aRrr own oome breewn rastabruuu and hooooomead liqurage! ands hooome the mighty of the mighty ooome gooon ganja iit reaal sun ool ool sunner maan it reaal sun oool oll warm this summer maan an it da beest. Then later outside and later inside parties with awesome musicans from Around I guess, Everyting was pretty nice in our community but the outside grew more wieard and fuckin mean by each year. And then this fucking SCANVENGERS.
+We preserved all of those beautifal perennialls and started livin and depend on our own invironment. It was freakin beautiful. We made our local grown food events. Our local cooked food dinner some aRrr own oome breewn rastabruuu and hooooomead liqurage! ands hooome the mighty of the mighty ooome gooon ganja iit reaal sun ool ool sunner maan it reaal sun oool oll warm this summer maan an it da beest. Then later outside and later inside parties with awesome musicans from Around I guess, Everyting was pretty solid and nice in our community but the outside grew more fuckin wieard and mean by every year. And then this fucking SCANVENGERS thing, the bug. People getting murder and raped for nothing. I don't know much about it. No one knows what the Fuck is Going on with that. But people have gotten fucking crazy over something for sure. I dont even wanna talk about it.
+
+Coder putting wood in his fireplace.
CODER
-We still need wood. We put the last drops to do whatever is for sure a surplus. Wood. Nothing burns like wood. Now here's something I gotta tell ya. We got good at burning wood. Not wasting any of those gases, and we had the solution right in front of use all the time. The preppers knew. The cobhouse builders knew it and oboj have we been building Permanent Culture like never before and things are actually much better now than back when we grew food that we couldnt afford and it was killing us. The ongoing brainwashing was totally killed by the experts in the end, and in a funny way. Every single time. Life works in absolutely hilarious ways, anyways, there was a fork, people started just laughing at the people believin in Politics, or they just wanted to have nothin to do with them, as little as possible. These robbers are the bastards. Taking all your freedoms away on national debt. Seems like nobady can run a country these days, few exceptions, overall picture is not looking that dandy maan. We can't just run around this way, around and around chasing our own tail. Every single time. We can stop the war now man. Or later, I prefer now. There's no better surplus if we talking about not using gas or coal or oil. Wood is when you think the best way to start responsible living right here right now buddy! grow some trees and see them grow, climb in them! nurture them. Plant them on the best spots, where they got best water or you can wxperiment and groe wm in dry place wiht almost no water, u be surpised of what would come outta it. We need to stop depend on these bonuses we've grown to love to hate and we have just build these dandy cob hoiuse with the rocket stove.
+We still need wood. We put the last drops to do whatever is for sure a surplus. Yeah, but Wood. Nothing burns like wood. Now here's something I gotta tell ya.
+
+Cobhouse, Rocket Stove. Nice and cozy. Coder sitting writing. heating hiis bare foot on the Stove while having some rastabreaw and rastastew.
+
+CODER
+We got good at burning wood. Not wasting any of those gases, and we had the solution right in front of use all the time. The preppers knew. The cobhouse builders knew it and oOh boj have we been building like never before and things are actually much better now than back when we grew food that we couldnt afford and it was killing us. The ongoing brainwashing was totally killed by the experts in the end, and in a funny way. Every single time. Life works in absolutely hilarious ways, anyways, there was a fork, people started just laughing at the people believin in Politics, or they just wanted to have nothin to do with them, as little as possible. These robbers are the bastards. Taking all your freedoms away on national debt. Seems like nobady can run a country these days, few exceptions, overall picture is not looking that dandy maan. We can't just run around this way, around and around chasing our own tail. Every single time. We can stop the war now man. Or later, I prefer now. There's no better surplus if we talking about not using gas or coal or oil. Wood is when you think the best way to start responsible living right here right now buddy! grow some trees and see them grow, climb in them! nurture them. Plant them on the best spots, where they got best water or you can wxperiment and groe wm in dry place wiht almost no water, u be surpised of what would come outta it. We need to stop depend on these bonuses we've grown to love to hate and we have just build these dandy cob hoiuse with the rocket stove.
CODER
nope it is impossible! Why they still fall for it? believing something as stupid as that. Good brainwashing. We all fall for it, we always do, before we grow up. Something however are meant to be leaven and is meant to be the road to stick to and maybe try other paths only to find oneself on that same path. Back to the original you. You born what u born too. Cant change ur kromosome. It come down to that. They think they raise their voice a little and the evybadi hav to call man lady. wtf!? In movies even Arnold can have babies but movies make anything possibbe as you'll see in this movie!
@@ -324,45 +331,45 @@ Back in the van. There is more smoke and fire. Electric buzzing. REALLY LOUD MUS
EXT. SOMWHERE NOT SO FAR FROM THAT VAN
To 8-year old kid with their bikes.
-EGGE
+KID1
You don't dare doing it.
-ROBIN
+KID2
Oh, yeah.
-EGGE and ROBIN, 8 year old kids. They've built a big ramp. Robin is supposed to take full speed down hill, cross a road and then make a jump on this road they built. They need to do it here. There's a swamp where in where to land safely.
+KID1 and KID2, 8 year old kids. They've built a big ramp. Kid2 is supposed to take full speed down hill, cross a road and then make a jump on this road they built. They need to do it here. There's a swamp where in where to land safely.
-EGGE
+KID1
Yeah right, you dont dare doing it. We been building all this for nothing.
-Robin is looking away from the down hill.
+Kid2 is looking away from the down hill.
-EGGE
+KID1
You're a pussy, you're a pussy.
-Robin gathers himself and takes three steps to get momentum and is going for it. On the bike and it goes downhill fast.
+Kid2 gathers himself and takes three steps to get momentum and is going for it. On the bike and it goes downhill fast.
PAN TO:
-Madbakers van approching where Robin is going to cross the road. Close up Robin determined to cross the road. Just looking straight at the ramp. Ville notices Madbakers van.
+Madbakers van approching where Kid2 is going to cross the road. Close up Kid2 determined to cross the road. Just looking straight at the ramp. Ville notices Madbakers van.
-EGGE
+KID1
Holy shit!!
-Robin still determined to just do it.
+Kid2 still determined to just do it.
-EGGE
+KID1
stop!! stop! oh my pussy tit ass licking cock sucker it is Maaad Baker! (O.S.)
Madbaker still looking terrified about the burning speakers back in the van.He don't look at where he is driving. He just worry about his speakers.
-Madbakers van approching the spot where Robin is going to cross over for the jump. Robin just thinks about what kind of a trick he'll make in the air. Everything is in slow-motion now. We follow Robin and what he is thinking.
+Madbakers van approching the spot where Kid2 is going to cross over for the jump. Kid2 just thinks about what kind of a trick he'll make in the air. Everything is in slow-motion now. We follow Kid2 and what he is thinking.
-ROBIN (V.O.)
+KID2 (V.O.)
(slowly thinking)
hmm.. what kinda trick should I make? You know what. Yeah. I'm having the speed. Yeah. I can do it. I'll do it. It's gonna be enough of air time with this much speed. Absolutely. I'll go for the baaackfliip, fuuuck noooooo!! Maaaaaad Bakeeeeeeer!
-Robin sees the van. They gonna hit for sure.
+Kid2 sees the van. They gonna hit for sure.
Cut to:
@@ -375,7 +382,7 @@ He turns around and takes a small fire exthinguiser from the locker on the passa
EXT. CROSSING
-The boy on the bicycle stops in the middle of the road. It is certain road kill. CLOSE UP Robin closes his eyes. Slow-motion.
+The boy on the bicycle stops in the middle of the road. It is certain road kill. CLOSE UP Kid2 closes his eyes. Slow-motion.
INT. MADBAKERS VAN
@@ -386,22 +393,31 @@ Madbaker accidentaly turns the wheels with one of his legs while he tries to get
EXT. CROSSING
Madbakers wheels CLOSE UP. Wheels turning to left.
-The boy is now standing still with his bicycle in the middle of the street and looking at the van which is really about now to hit him but then turns very sharp to the left and then sharp to the right making nice rubber burn sounds while avoiding to hit the kid.
+The boy is now standing still with his bicycle in the middle of the street and looking at the van which is really about now to hit him.
+
+INT. THE VAN
+
+Madbaker is turning of the fire with the fireextinguisher and turns his head and sees the boy.
+
+MADBAKER
+oh the kid. oh, oh, Ninja Kung Foo!
+
+The Van then turns very sharp to the left and then sharp to the right making nice rubber burn sounds while avoiding to hit the kid.
-Robin opens up his eyes. He is relivead as fuck. He was about to die but didn't.
+Kid2 opens up his eyes. He is relivead as fuck. He was about to die but didn't.
INT. VAN
-Madbaker is back on the street going somewhat straight. He is still turning the wheel a little while he extinguises the fire with the small extinguiser. Not that shaky actually pretty ok job. While everything is going on the music just keeps playing from the speakers, even they look destoryd from all the foam and fire. It's all a little too loud and a over exposed. Madbaker succeeds turning of all of the fire and calmly turns around and continue driving, where to? to the bakery I guess?
+Madbaker is back on the street going somewhat straight. He is still turning the wheel a little while he extinguises the fire with the small extinguiser. Not that shaky actually pretty ok job. While everything is going on the music just keeps playing from the speakers, even they look destoryd from all the foam and fire. It's all a little too loud and a over saturated. Madbaker succeeds turning of all of the fire and calmly turns around and continue driving, where to? to the bakery I guess?
EXT. CROSSING
The boy is standing looking on the back of the red van, Theres a big sign of the horns hand sign printed on one of the window doors and "Eat my bread or Die!" text on the other window. The boy is relieved. He takes a big sighs.
-ROBIN (V.O)
+KID2 (V.O)
fuck it, I'll do that backflip anyway.
He takes three steps to gain some momentum for the ramp. CUT TO:
-Robin does a backflip of of the goddamn ramp. And lands with a faceplant in the swamplands. SMACK!
+Kid2 does a backflip of of the goddamn ramp. And lands with a faceplant in the swamplands. SMACK!
EXT. TOWN LOVISA
@@ -409,9 +425,9 @@ Madbakers van going over and under the bridge. MUSIC
EXT. BAKERY
-Madbaker parks his van at the bakery. The speakers are so FUCKING loud and overexposed that he cant hear the minigun minigunning on the dead no limb torso in the front of the bakery that Hoodie uses as a cover to stay alive, we can only guess, right!?. Madbaker goes into the bakery from the back. Leaves the music on playing.
+Madbaker parks his van at the bakery. The speakers are so FUCKING loud and oversaturated that he cant hear the minigun minigunning on the dead no limb torso in the front of the bakery that Hoodie uses as a cover to stay alive, we can only guess, right!?. Madbaker goes into the bakery from the back. Leaves the music on playing.
-He loads a couple of huge rye flour bags of of the van on to a small loader. While the Minigunning keeps doing what it does. Hoodie dancing. The Bullet Dance
+He loads a couple of huge rye flour bags of of the van on to a small loader. While the Minigunning keeps doing what it does. Hoodie dancing. The Bullet Dance.
EXT. FRONT OF BAKERY
@@ -433,7 +449,7 @@ Madbaker pushes all the bags of rye into bakery. He turns on the light. There's
MADBAKER
Goddamit.
-A song start playing LOUDLY from the middle of the song. The speakers are wildly vibrating. CLOSE UP electic popping and buzzing. BLAM! and there's a little fire on the soundsystem on top of a owen is it? Anyways some big metallic owen cabin thing in the bakery where he got that soundsystem installed.
+A song start playing LOUDLY from the middle of the song. The speakers are wildly fucking vibrating. CLOSE UP electic popping and buzzing. BLAM! and there's a little fire on the soundsystem on top of a owen is it? Anyways some big metallic owen cabin thing in the bakery where he got that soundsystem installed.
Madbaker pushes the little loader with bags of rye to the dough maker. He looks at his almost ready made dough and starts adding rye flour from the bags. Behind him in the window we see the minigun that is still shooting at a little piece of minced meat that rasta is hodling on to while dancing.
