coder.fountain (97049B)
1 Title: 2 __**CODER**__ 3 Credit: Written by 4 Author: Robin Johannes 5 Source: Story by Beckmen Brothers 6 Draft date 4/20/2022 Second draft 7 Contact: 8 A Rastabrew Production 9 Permanent Culture International 10 Robins Trägård 11 Lapinkyläntie 778 12 07870 Skinnarby, FINLAND 13 14 === 15 16 A sound described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space crafty. Rotating Earthy. That's right, rotating earthy. 17 18 >**CODER**< 19 20 >**a Rockman Brothers movie**< 21 22 >**written by Robin Johannes**< 23 24 >**story by Beckmen Brothers**< 25 26 >**dedicated to All The Free, Fuck YEah!**< 27 28 >**a Rastabrew production**< 29 30 >**in association with**< 31 32 >**Radio Rymd**< 33 34 >**Permanent Culture International**< 35 36 >**Robins Trägård, Skinnarby, FINLAND**< 37 38 === 39 40 41 EXT. WOODS NIGHT 42 43 Woods in the winter. Snow you can walk on. When it been a couple days above zero celcius and then get cold so the snow melt and then freeze to snow ice. You can walk on the snow/ice everywhere. It hold, sometime even hold a freakin car. 44 45 A Deer chillin in the dark blue woods walking on snow. Finding things to eat. 46 47 Deer run away cuz there's a road nearby and a rusty old van. 48 49 The van drives right at us and park in front of us. 50 51 The van steaming. Left van door opens. CLOSE UP. Tobacco butts, used needles and other shit fall out of the van. CLOSE UP boots. A BIG GUY climbs out of the left front seat. Walks to the Van sidedoor and open it. 52 53 Right front van door open. UGLY JAMES BOND VILLAIN get out. HE go straight to the back of the van. He open back door and two more guys jump out. BADGUY1 and BADGUY2, lookin like they gonna go on a mission. They lit their cigarettes. 54 55 CLOSE UP lot of different guns in the van. 56 57 BIG GUY start checking em guns. 58 59 Ugly James Bond Villain looks past the camera smokin. 60 61 UGGLY JAMES BOND VILLAIN 62 It is going to be an easy one. Both houses in and out. 63 64 Throw cigarette butt on grund. 65 66 EXT. TWO HOUSES 67 68 We see two houses near each other. On a hill. A road connecting the houses upon the hill. A cementary on the other side of the road. We look where road goes. Theres that same van comming. The rusty old van. 69 70 INT. FAMILY TV ROOM 71 72 FATHER, MOTHER, SON, DOTTER watchin TV. They sit in sofa and arm chair watching this small TV. They watch Mononoke. The scene where our hero is ready to go out watchin the world with unclouded eyes. They have a fireplace and a fire goin. 73 74 FATHER 75 (Obama voice) 76 Ok, now we need to check the news. It on now. We can then continue with the movie later. 77 78 He stop movie. Boy and Girl sighs. They are about to go away, leave their laid back positions. 79 80 FATHER 81 No, no don't raise up. don't go, this is family time. We doin it together. This will only take couple of minutes and you learn something very new that your life could depend on. 82 83 FATHER 84 Now I want you kids to see the real world. So you'd grow up in the real world and know what to do in the real world. Now what do you do in the real world? 85 86 BOY 87 You go to moon. 88 89 SISTER 90 You do something valuable for you and others around you. 91 92 FATHER 93 Good answer. Now lets watch the news for couple minutes, ok. 94 95 Tv swithes channel to the 9pm news. 9pm Tv News anchor turns around in the dark. Light come on. 96 97 9PM TV NEWS ANCHOR 98 Welcome to 9pm News. There's been another murder near the small town of Purple Lilly. It's confirmed that the tragedy took place last night at around 10-11pm, another family gone in these brutal series of murders. 99 100 We see house. Police and Ambulance lights. Bodies are carried out on stretchers with white blankets on them by firemen. They lay the bodies on stretchers outside the house and go in to get more bodies. 101 102 REPORTER 103 The murder took place here at their home in their home village close by the town of Purple Lilly. We asked a neighbour if they heard anythin unusual around 3am when the murder took place. 104 105 Neighbour chewing gum. 106 107 NEIGHBOUR 108 wow, am I like on the tv news now. wow. naa I aint heard shiit but grounge whole night me an my homies we playin Louuuud I aint hearin but constant ringing. Like this. 109 110 He does this white noise thing sound. Sounds awful. 111 112 NEIGHBOUR 113 wooow! (get sentimental) you real fine looking lady, 114 (looking at reporter) 115 you are a beautiful woman you know that. Speak to me. I love to hear you speak to me 116 117 Neighbour turns to the camera. 118 119 NEIGHBOUR 120 Yeeee, yeee, yee!! sup everyboody! 121 122 Neigbour turns back to Reporter. 123 124 NEIGHBOUR 125 Naa, na, I meen, I understand these killers go after the ones owning somthin, right? He, rest in peace my neighbour and his whole family, he was a like a brother to me, he really was a good guy you know, helped everybodi in this community, help gro good food. He knew lot of useful stuff. What to do with pest, bugs and shit. He said naa, it is a paradise for the good guys. They gonna eat all those bad bug motherfuckers. He legend around here you know. I gonna miss him a lot. He got lot of good guitar riffs and licks. Sometime we played together. He had lot of laand you know. That's why they came after him. It aint right, iit aint right. This shit is noot right. You know what lady. Come with me I show you my bar at my place. I make some ooown home breew. Please. Come for one. It's on the house. 126 127 Father shut of the TV. 128 129 Mother and dotter looking terrified of what they just saw in the news. 130 131 MOTHER 132 Now we could have had a nice evenin without knowing that. 133 134 FATHER 135 Yeah. You're absolutely right. Ok, kids its bedtime. 136 137 GIRL 138 What if they come here dad to our house. Dad. 139 140 FATHER 141 No, they wont. 142 143 GIRL 144 How you so sure dad? 145 146 FATHER 147 cause they wont come here. 148 149 MOTHER 150 You heard your father, now you to go wash your teeth, I come tok you in and read you a good night story. 151 152 BOY 153 Yeeee. I want you to read the story with the lizzard mAAN. 154 155 MOTHER 156 Now, go brush your teeth. 157 158 The kids run upstairs. 159 160 EXT. TWO HOUSES 161 162 The van is parked at the first house. We see gun shots inside house. They using silencers. THey come out. Some from back some from main door. They leave main door open. There's a dead body laying on the floor. Bad guys get back to the parked van. They reload. 163 164 INT. HOUSE 165 166 Kids brush teeth. Boy is ready. Spit out, drink water, put toothbrush back and run away from mirror and sink. Girl still brushin her teeth. 167 168 BOY 169 (O.S) 170 I'm reeaaadyyyy. 171 172 INT. FAMILY TV ROOM 173 174 Father and Mother still in sofa. 175 176 MOTHER 177 (crying) 178 What's happening with the world. What's goin oon? 179 180 Father hugs Mother. 181 182 FATHER 183 Don't you worry. We gonna be fine. I promise. We gonna be just fine. 184 185 BOY 186 (O.S) 187 Maaaaaaam! I'm reeeaaadyyy! 188 189 Mother brushes her tear away and Mother and Father kisses. Mother then leave to go read for the kids. 190 191 EXT. SHED AND HOUSE 192 193 Bad guys POV. We see in the window from the outside mother leave dad in tv room. She go in other room. Kids room. 194 195 Bad guys standing at this shed. 196 197 BAD GUY 198 You know I'm gonna save some bullets on this one. 199 200 Bad guy leave hi silencer gun against the shed wall and pick up the nearby axe. 201 202 BAD GUY2 203 Ok, I'm in that to maan. 204 205 BAD BUY2 leave his gun and take a showel. 206 207 Bad guys walk to the big lit window of the house. 208 209 INT. TV ROOM 210 211 The Father notices something is up. He got a HUnch. He looks to the window. 212 213 Father goes to the kidis room. 214 215 INT. KIDS ROOM 216 217 FATHER 218 Hey, why dont we all sleep upstair tonight. It's warmer there. Feels a little cold here. 219 220 BOY 221 WYeee!! 222 223 The boy run out of room and upstair with pillow and a blanket. Mother sitting in a chair. She was about to read from a book. Father kisses Mother on head. She smiles while shakin her head. 224 225 INT. STAIRS 226 227 Girl go up the stairs with pillow and blanket. CLOSE UP her feet. Running up stairs. Slo-mo. 228 229 EXT. HOUSE 230 231 Slo-mo. CLOSE UP a sledge hammer from front. From behind. Bad Guy give it full swing. It's going to go through the window. 232 233 INT. KIDS ROOM 234 235 CLOSE UP Dad looks out the window. It's just piched black out there. He start running for the mother who is now gettin outta the kids room. Into TV room. We see the sledge hammer on the outside just about to hit the window, TV room window. Mother is entering the room. Slo-mo. 236 237 CLOSE UP Father face. slo-mooo. 238 239 FATHER 240 NoooooO1! Get Down! 241 242 CLOSE UP window crash. Glass is flying. The sledge hammer still flying into the TV room. 243 244 CLOSE UP Father grips mothers hand. So grippingly that she does a tango move. She swing around and then lift her hand. LOokin serious in Father eyse. Father still holding her hand and make her follow him into the TV room, they run on the floor, where the sledgehammer is now sliding and bouncing on against the fireplace. 245 246 Father looking at floor. Shit all fucked up with glass. He turn around. He see bad guys on the outside of the window coming in. Slo-mo. Bad guys. Raising up their two guns, an axe, and a shovel. 247 248 CLOSE UP father does this kung foo move with his feet to clean away the glas for Mother. 249 250 INT. STAIRS 251 252 They get into the stairs from downstair TV room. 253 254 We hear bad guy walking on the glass on the floor in TV room, CLOSE UP Father sliced he foot on the glas a little bit. 255 256 The girl is upstairs and knows where fathers shotgun is at. She opens a secret drawer. The girl run and throw shotgun to father down the stairs. She run some more and throw a belt with shells. Father pumping shotgun standing down the stairs half way down. He put belt with shells on over his shoulder. Mother is behind him. Father goes to see what up with his shotgun up. FATHER POV. FATHER CLOSE UP. Goin down the stairs. Slowly. 257 258 FATHER 259 (shouting) 260 Go! RUN! 261 262 The girl take a knife from secret drawer. The boy is upstair looking at sister going down. CLOSE UP. feet. CLOSE UP girl with knife. BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC. The Thing and Rammstein mashup. 263 264 CLOSE UP dad down stair, still taking cover from the wall looking at broken window. Looking at the sledghammer. WTF?! SHit fuck where are they. Ok. Take it easy. I got my shotgun. He look at his woman and girl coming down in the stairs with a knife. 265 266 FATHER 267 just stay here ok. 268 269 Father show them to get down. 270 271 They get down. 272 273 The mother then goes to grab hold on to Dad. She doesn't want him to go. He goes anyways. He got to. 274 275 Dad is going into the TV Room. There's a bad guy. Dad shoots, misses. Somebody shoot at him. A shot cuts open his cheek and makes a huge hole into the wall where the girl is standing next to mother. 276 277 The girl and mother look like OMFG WTF. 278 279 FATHER 280 Stay down! 281 282 Father take cover from a brown leather tv chair and put more ammo in shotgun. He shoot. He miss. He shoot again just to scare them off. They shoot at him. The leg of the tv chair goes into pieces from one shot. Then the back of the chair. Three holes in that. Father manages to not get shot. The chair is now on three legs. 283 284 A guy from behind Father hit him with a shovel in his head. He shoot this guys shovel when he is trying to do it again. The shovel bounces in bad guy head. Nice DONG! sound. 285 286 The father crawl up. He look at girl. He nod. The girl does a Kung Foo move. She start running with the knife. 287 288 Father grab bad guy arm. He swing him around, he down on floor, SMACK! GIRL stab him in heart. He go out. Girl go hide behind dad. 289 290 GIRL 291 One down, there's at least two more. 292 293 FATHER 294 God job sweatheart. 295 296 Dad give girl a kiss on the forehead. 297 298 GIRL 299 Anytime dad, anytime. 300 301 FATHER 302 (whisper) 303 ok, go out through back window go check their back. See if you see something. Stay in the shadows, as you been thought. Come back. only if it safe ok. 304 305 They can hear that the bad guys has their mother and boy upstair. Father give hand sign to girl go. 306 307 FATHER 308 be the shadow. 309 310 Predator music. Girl goes in the back of the downstair, there's a small window. She climb up to that window. Open and go out into the darkness. 311 312 Father clear down stair TV room. And kid room. He open the Pannuhuone room. There's bad guy comming straight at him with an axe. He shot him down. He blast into two pieces. 313 314 EXT. OUTSIDE 315 316 The girl is outside by the shed. She notices soething. a fucking automatic rifle just standing there against shed wall. She OMFG. 317 318 She take of the gun silencer. 319 320 INT. STAIRS 321 322 Father going up stairs slowly commando style. 323 324 INT. UPSTAIR 325 326 Two bad guys have Mother and Son as hostige. They in the upstair tv room. Father comes upstair. He see the situation. 327 328 Father put the gun down. Bad guys laughing. They point their gun at him. Just as they gonna blow him away. Automatic gunfire from outside breaking the window and kills one of the bad guys. 329 330 EXT. HOUSE 331 332 Girl shooting at one of bad guys through the window from outside. He is dancing. 333 334 EXT. UPSTAIR 335 336 Bad guy still dancing from all the bullets. His torsos just all blown up from the bullets. The other bad guy is still alive. Mother and son got down. Close up Father picks up his shotgun and shoot. He goes into full Rambo Commando mode. Jumps. Flying and shooting with his shotgun in slo-mo. BLAM! pump, BLAM! pump. 337 338 FATHER 339 AAaaargh! 340 341 We see the last bad guy shot one time up in the ceiling as he is shot dead into pieces by father. 342 343 CLOSE UP father still in air. BLAM! pump, BLAM! pump. Still in the air. 344 345 The girl still standin same location outside. We see her outside as we hear the dead bad guy fall to the floor. Body fall. 346 347 Dad show to mother and son to stay down as he raises himself and clearing the room. ok. Mother and son CLOSE UP they get up. 348 349 EXT. OUTSIDE 350 351 The girl standing with the automatic rifle. Clear area with turning head scouting around. She nods to dad. 352 353 INT. UPSTAIR 354 355 Dad nods to her through the broken window. 356 357 We hear somekinda device start to beep. It's a rocket launcher the UGLY BAD GUY has. 358 359 FATHER 360 (looking at girl outside) 361 Run! 362 363 EXT. OUTSIDE 364 365 BIG BADA boom. House blow up. 366 367 Bad guy start the van on the neighbours yard start. We see girl. Looking like WTF OMFG all my family just blew up. We see, that she sees the Bad GUy driving away. 368 369 it's the UGLY JAMES BOND VILLAIN. 370 371 The girl trie to fire as he drive passed her. but. Click! it dont fire. The Villain get away. The Villain get away. 372 373 EXT. SHED AND HOUSE 374 375 Kid runnin away from her burnin blown up family and home. Other side of road there is a cementary. She run to it. There's light on in the chappel. Shee go get help. 376 377 CUT TO: 378 379 Black. 380 381 CODER 382 (O.S.) 383 (like a Bruce Willis one liner) 384 The Best Way To Stop it is To Do Better Brainwashing 385 386 EXT. SPACE MOSTLY NIGHT 387 388 Earth from space. Some part still eveneing most part dark. Some part dark and cloudy and with thunder storm. Other part are clear sky you see the city lights. We fly up. There's snow. We go north from Africa, we ZOOM in to about 2000 rock throws away east of Helsinki. ZOOM in to the thickest of bushes in the woods. 389 390 Snow, cold, white, pure, christal but blue tinting, PAN UP to blue dark woods, lot's of snow. Wind synth sounds. We go deeper into the dark blue woods. They humming mixes with drumming. Indian drum. I mean Native American Drum. Or African or Native lookin anyways. 391 392 CODER 393 (O.S.) 394 Did we build it for something or did we build it for nothing. 395 396 We go deep into dark dark thick spruce woods, there's a fire. We go closer to the fireplace. There's no body there. Foot trails in the snow. Somebody been there for sure. 397 398 CODER 399 (O.S.) 400 Time has come, show me what you got. Show me your cards. I show mine. 401 402 There's a figure sitting by the fire. We don't see but a dark silhuette of this sitting figure contry the dark blue woods in the background. 403 404 FIGURE 405 First I make u depend on me then I cut u of. 406 407 CODER 408 (O.S) 409 You Aint got nothing if You Aint got nothing. 410 Here this is what I got. 411 412 Coder throws a stick up in the sky. It become a satellite. 413 414 EXT. SPACE 415 416 Stick become satellite alá Kubrick. Satellite beeping somethin. Buzzin. GoPro Footage of Satellite. 417 418 EXT. VILLAGE ROAD 419 420 CODER 421 You don't own land anymore you secure it. You build a community and make sure no one mess with you. 422 423 Coder walking a village road. 424 425 still walking, 426 427 CODER 428 Fuck Human Rights maan! should be All Living Rights maan! All the time, all the time. 429 430 still walking. 431 432 CODER 433 All Living! 434 All loving! 435 All livin 436 and lovin 437 Rights. 438 yeaaah bruu 439 440 Coder turn around looking where he came from, still walking. No body there. 441 442 Still walking 443 444 CODER 445 Oh yeah, oh yeah baby oh, yeah, yeah, ya wanna get real real serious with me, okidoki lady, first of all, honey, you better get in my garden with me and ill show you my cockerrr the most jack sparrow of a rooster and my chicken, we can hang out in the garden house try out one of those low dangling red tomatos. They ready lookin real red and tasty. we make salsa? got some of those round hot chili. is that ok to you my special? oh yeah my babyyy. oh good! Only for you! My special darling. My dear. Beloved. Everything. Heart And Soul. 446 447 Coder still walking. 448 449 CODER 450 When are we ever luckiest? Are we ever gonna be fully happie?? fully satisfied?? 451 452 CODER 453 Ladies and gentlemen let me present you the power of the mind. connect. Set mindset too lucky! it is in everything. In and around you. Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky 454 455 CODER 456 I grew up and thought I had some purpuse in this. thanks. What the hell was it all about. Goin to mars? naaa... 457 458 Sound. Low sound. 459 460 CODER 461 We had to go searchin and searchin when it was all there right under our feet, under our nose, our tose, right there in front of us all that time. 462 463 Grounding feet. Someone in the garden. Smelling. Smilling 464 465 CODER 466 Good brainwaching is Stimulation 467 468 INT. TELEVISION 469 470 KID2 in a commercial. He look unnatural smiling. VEry sunny and green green nice garden behind him. It is so sunny that people have umbrellas in the garden. They sit and lay in the shade only in swimmingsuits. Some take direct sunlight some in the shade. A women is getting a massage. We hear someone opening a beverage. We see a dude and then a beautiful woman drinking this cold bevarage. The bottles are so cold that they steam in the air and make humidity from air condenses on the glass making water drip down on them glass. So cold, so cold. KID2 in picture holding this cold bewerage "RASTABREW", "HOMANSBY HOPS". 471 472 KID2 473 Sure, I'll have a cold one! 474 475 TV VOICE 476 HAave a COld one! 477 (Singing with a Choir) 478 Cauze evybaadi should have one 479 480 INT. CODERS HOME 481 482 Still hearing the Tv Voice in the background 483 484 TV VOICE 485 Rastabrew! It is the Hoppiest hopps for this year christ...(zap buzz!) 486 487 The Tv shuts off. Picture of dead chili plants. Picture of Aphids, small little green bugs of some of them chili plant leaves and stems. Pictures of other chilipeppers plants dooin just fine. It's blue outside contry to the inside with green chiliplants and nice led full spectrum light. Outside is lots of snow, it dark blue. We hear the coffe going in the background probably in kitchen, nope it's a coffe table near keyboard. There is a smoke going also. HOme rolled. 488 489 We see Coder takin the pan with on going droppin coffe and then manages to somehow not spill any and puts pan with still droppin water on coffe maker plate the MOCCAMASTER, old and dirty. Oh so he used another cup to put the coffee filter thing on. NO magic goin on here. Water however dropped on the plate. 490 491 He putting down the yellow green red painted humongus cup of coffee on the table touching the keyboard and almost spilling coffe on it. 492 493 He sitting drinkin coffe looking straight ahead. It morning. NIce blue white weather outside. You see reflections of what is inside the room but it all wierd and looks distorted. It old windows. Old tree house windows. Fire is on in a big round owen next to where Coder sit. He main computer spot. Everythin look abit houme made. Yellow lightish but not so much inside. Some purple grow lights here and there. He got glass table with ongoing what looks like electric computer ship, I meen chip projects. We see arduino projects. And a couple of things with 4 rotary encoder motors. Some LAzers and a spinning thing! A raspi! OMFG! 494 495 Coder sippin coffe. He look at some paper throews it back where it was.Coder light a smoke. And suck it one time. We hear the smoke burnin like it evaporate and he blow it on time into the fireplace trowin the butt with all smoke. (make movie magic, for special fx dept. Put big fire in stowe. CLose it where smoke get oout. Wiat for it, wait for it, now open the stowe door with a fishline, good old fishing line, same time make KUNGFOO movement throwin the butt. IMportante! dont forget to open where smoke supposed to get out, u will otherwise kill all crew is supposed to work on the movie. Note to Director here also. Remember to let smoke out from the savupiippu.) The fireplace door slam shut and Coder hit enter. CLOSE UPS computer boot up. Hi-POT OK. Antec. We see in computer. Light turns on. Screen turns on. A 3d-printer turns on. 496 497 ANET-A8 (3D PRINTER) 498 (robot voice, bit like stephens) 499 Good mornin mattafuuckeeeeer! is gonna be a cloudy day. Beter stay in coding. Two new messages. 500 501 Coder rips power of of Anet-a8. Small electric explosion. 502 503 ANET-A8 504 See you later suckeeeer! 505 506 The ANET-A8 voice is like fallin down a well before it go out with a static buzz. 507 508 PUMPING TECHNO MUSIC alá MR ROBOT. CODER got some kinda machine that is rotating another thing and lazer sensors. CLOSE UP Lazer! 509 510 CLOSE UP Ladybugs eatings some Aphids. Lot of plants. Small plant buddies coming up from ground in pots with soil, purpleish growing light lights the ladybugs crawlin around in the healty looking soil. 511 512 EXT. WOODS - DAY 513 514 A tractor in the woods. Cutting down trees. There's someone with skiis in the woods on a hill looking down on the tractor a rock throw away. He maybe stop byy just lookin. He goes for the hill. Is it Coder? WHo is it goin fast, he go through thick spruce trees, somehow not falling. He come downhill with he skiis to the tractor lookin ginda stupid but cool i guess. He dont fall. He go to tractor. Tractor open door. Throws a box on the ground. We see TRACTOR MAN. Look sad and look like he be sitting there for a long time just smokn cigarettes and drinkin coffee. 515 516 TRACTOR MAN 517 Fix it. 518 519 CODER 520 Hey maan, u didnt need to throw it on the ground. 521 522 Coder does this movement with his shoulder and point with both arms at the box. 523 524 TRACTOR MAN 525 It was a gravity fall test. now we know if it dont break dont fix it. Fix it it broken, ok, sometings up. yo. Fix it. 526 527 Coder just show he dont now what up. Tractor man just starring at Coder while Coder do this yo I don't know what's up body language. 528 529 TRACTOR MAN 530 It works but it's crap. You knew about it. All theses years you could have fixed it, patched it, you said you knew it was buggy and that you gonna patch it up. Then suddenly you swing by 10 years later. 10 years later. Haha haha. Very funny. 531 532 CODER 533 Okey maan, I look into it. 534 535 Coder pic up the box, it look ok, he looks at it, turns it around. Coder's like sup man? ok, ok, i lookin in to it. 536 537 Close up of coder he start thinkin, long time ago I did this stupid thing, wait a minute, yeah now I remember. He goes off a downhill, whoa, he almost drop the box. 538 539 INT. CODER HOME 540 541 Music like Bob Dylan - Hurricane. 542 543 Close UP Coder fixing the thing. Pluggin the device in to this roatry thing he buildin. We see screen. COder is writing in the terminal. 544 545 nmap 27.71.27.* 546 547 We see Coder writing looking bored. He goes throgh wome of hes old papers. He find aa really old crappy papper, coffe stain all over it. Something it's written there. About the encoder probalby. He goes to the roatry thing on the table. Turn it around looks at the screen, LaZers! but Coder hii bored. Back to screen hee now sshd in wizzard@oz he write 548 549 vim main.c 550 551 We go into c code we looks at it he go. 552 553 CODER 554 Whadda fuuuck have i been smoking. 555 556 Mise-en-scéne while he patches up the code in Vim. We see a clean up version of same code to the roatry coder program he probably written cuz he goddam awesome, we then see hi build this gui to it just to show his amazing skills in python3 and Kivy on a Raspberry pi with touchscreen. 557 558 Music fades. Wind. Cold howlin wind. 559 560 EXT. CODER YARD - WINTER EVENING 561 562 We back out. Coder leave house with the box. There is a snow storm outside. Coder just go into the snow blaze with this box. 563 564 EXT. WOODS - EVENING 565 566 Coder open up tractor door. Still fuckin blazing outside. Look like it raining ice. Coders hair is all frozen and fuck up. He got these snowboard glases. He happy he got it patched now. We see Tractor Man turnin of radio. 567 568 CODER 569 (all yelling cuz of the storm) 570 Yeah, you where right, I didnt know what I was doing back then now it works. 571 572 Close UP on Tractor Man just givin thumbs up and plug box in and then reach for the door to close it. 573 574 We outside. Door doesnt want to shut cuz all of the snow and ice just blazed in the tractor. 575 576 Inside tracotr. Man tries to slam door shut. Three time. He frustrated and go more more big time. What the hell is hoodie in between or somethin? 577 578 Tractor Man fucking slams that Tractor door shut and start the tractor. 579 580 TRACTOR MAN 581 God damit! 582 583 We outside. WHOLE PICTURE tractor. Tractor lights on. Snow and ice blazing in the blue dark evening against tractor lights, looks cool. We looking at the time, how about it, print the time on the screen. It's 0420pm Skinnarby Time. Tractor start picking up wood and run it through this thing and cuts em. 584 585 Music like The Thing - Main theme 586 587 Coder is standing away from the tractor now. He got them cool skiglases. Hi gotta hold on to his Big Hat and hoodie. Alot of blazin snow. CLOSE UP him going downhill in the hill he make a jump into the blue blaze. 588 589 Coder notice someone follow him. Look like black thing with glowin eyes in the woods. They are all around him in the forrest. These loong arms funny looking slow pace beeings looking at him, following him. 590 591 CODER 592 (V.O.) 593 We imagine only what we've been told what's real. When we start to find out what's really real, we get amazed, so amazed that we shut us in deeper in the abyss of false promesis, the truth hurts. then u start thinking, then u notice it is beautiful the way it supposed to be, natural ways. Natures been here longer than us, liste to the old and wise. We killed our fields with fertilizers and poison. When Russia cut the gas suddenly we didnt have all that cheap energy, we couldnt grow food the stupid way anymore. 594 595 These beeing still following Coder. 596 597 CUT TO: 598 599 INT. THE APPLE TREE IN HOUSE JUICE HOME DELIVARANCE SYSTEM 600 601 A kitchen where an apple three hangs so close that you can pic apples from a window to the kitchen help desk table or whatever u call them. A mother pics them apples and ferment some, make some hillo with honey and then she bake an pie. Apple pie with kanel. Real kanel and butter. Coffe is almost ready drippin. Cake is almost ready in owen. Looking real tasty. KID1 runs into the room. he got his shoes on jump up om table. spill some bowl. KID1 jumps outta the window. 602 603 CODER 604 (V.O.) 605 Imagine a world where your food grows from the ground up into your house, fresh apple juice every mornin and it's delivarance a specific time of year and you pressed some, fermented some and made a cake outta some. No pollution. Only benefits. Good shit. And you get to climb that three 606 607 EXT. APPLE TREE HOUSE 608 609 KID1 jumps outta the window onto the apple three coming in from the window. Climbing down the tree. KID2 is down by the tree looking at KID1 climbing. 610 611 KID2 612 Cool! 613 614 KID2 hang a freakn rope unto one of the branches. KID1 holding ontu the rope and standing on the window ready to jump. He lookin away from the jump. He thinking. 615 616 KID2 617 You dont dare dooing it. You gonna pussy out? 618 (V.O) 619 Yeah I knew it, you didnt have the balls to do it. I made all that rope thing for notin. 620 621 KID1 gathers himself and go for the jump. 622 623 KID2 624 I'm coming up getting my rope. I knew you wouldn't have the balls doin it. What the!? Cool! 625 626 KID1 jump outta one window holdin on to this rope. He then swing around the apple tree, go inside another room on the other side of the tree, he go through an open window. 627 628 INT. FAMILY TV ROOM - DREAM LIKE 629 630 KID1 jumps into a room where a family eating an apple cake and whatching an old TV where the KID1 does the jump from the window. that we just saw, CLOSE UP on the Dad, MOther, Daughter, and KID1 laughing at the stunt. And then laughing at watching them selves laughing in the TV screen. 631 632 EXT. CODER ON COOL HUMONGUS ROCKS ZOOM DOING THINKING 633 634 Coder got hi bow with him. 635 636 EXT. CODER UP IN TREES. SLEEPING. 637 638 Coder down on ground in the woods. He whispers to some kinda rendeavou point. 639 640 CODER 641 (whisper) 642 soooppå. 643 644 HUNTER 645 (whispering) 646 aj va säär tu? 647 648 CODER 649 (whisper) 650 soppå! 651 652 HUNTER 653 (whisper) 654 aj vem e e? 655 656 Coder coming in to picture. We see hunter. Coder goes into watching place where Hunter is watching for someting deep in the woods. 657 658 COder look at Hunter. 659 660 Hunter is shaking hi head. 661 662 HUNTER 663 Soppå? 664 665 Coder nods. 666 667 CUT TO: 668 669 EXT. FIREPLACE IN THE WOODS. 670 671 Hunter and Coder sitin waitin for a soup to be ready. CLOSE UP stew. Hoodie goes to stew and with a spoon taste it. It taste good. He nodding look at Hunter. 672 673 CLOSE UP. Hunter and COder eat soup and some very crispy bread from the bread-o-mat. There's stars. They watch them. They see many many star falling. Wow. Cool. It winter and the star light up the snow. You can see in the dark. The moon. It is almost full. ZOOM IN moon. Moon zoomed in. CLOSE UP An Owl. Owl sound. And some more dark blue white moon light shot in woods. Vintergatan shot from woods. Must have. (Movie magic mode). Orion. 674 675 CODER 676 There's no one going into towns anymore. Some go. And you know the ones. One is The Maker mii Baker the Madbaker as tey say. Hell, I don't even know his real name. In fact, I don't even wana know. 677 678 Coder looking at the red glowing fireplace that's not burnin anymore. 679 680 CODER 681 Some say he this crazy Kung Foo Master. I don't know. 682 683 INT. BAKERY 684 685 Kung Foo Master in bakery. He got a stick. You hear something coming with great velocity at him. Like a bird or a.. it's a bread!. It is the Rye Bread type, "Reikäleipä", round flat with a hole in the middle. The breads keep coming at great speed at KUNG FOO MASTER who hit the bread holes everytime and they go on the stick til the stick is full with bread. 686 687 CHEF lookin at breads in an owen. 688 689 INT. BREAD OWEN 690 691 Inside bread owen, rye bread looking good. Chef is looking and checkin when the breads are ready, it a matter of second to get the crispyness right. 692 693 CHEF 694 That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. 695 696 He do somekind Kung Foo move and in less than three second he throws all the breads he just been checkin to Kung Foo Master with the bread stick. KUNG FOO MASTER hang these bread stick on a place where there are many full sticks with bread. CHEF picks one up. 697 698 EXT. BAKERY 699 700 A white VAN with open trunk. It's full of these full bread sticks. Chef walks in to picture and puts the last full bread stick that can be fitted in the van then closes the van doors. He go driving. 701 702 INT. REALLY FINE DINING RESTAURANT 703 704 Fine Ladies and Gentlemen eating rye bread in a restaurant up on the 8th or somthin floor. They all dressed like Lady Gaga and somethings of with them. They look like they did notin but dressed up for this the whole day. They get their dish. Big white plate. With a little slice of rye bread with some butter. And a couple of sliced up vegetables. Couple of basil leaves. With black thick Lipstick sauce, i mean libstick, dripped on the plate in a stupid fashion manner. 705 706 SERVENT 707 (O.S.) 708 Here's the traditional Finnish Rye Bread with some responsible soj butter and our very own libstick sauce. 709 710 INT. REALLY FINE DINING RESTAURANT KITCHEN 711 712 Some chef cut the rye bread, he puts he nose deep down in the bread and snort the fuck outta that tasty lookin rye bread! CUT TO CLOSE UP. He come uup Looking smiling and good! He Love that Fresh Rye BRead Smell. 713 714 EXT. FORREST BLUE MORNING 715 716 Shots of trees gettin the first sun light. CLOSE UP sun raisin from behind the trees. 717 718 CODER 719 We got it pretty good. Got it together you know. No buddy want to mess with anybody from where im from. 720 721 EXT. VILLAGE - MORNING 722 723 Coder walking down a village road. CLOSE UP a Tarina Camera on the wall of one of the buildings. It moves. It takes a picture of Coder. Coder walking. Someone get msg phone inside a house. CLOSE UPS. It a picture. He look it coder in picture. He text. "Coffee tee?" 724 725 CODER 726 (takes up hi phone talk to it like a walki talki) 727 sure why not. 728 729 INT. HOUSE ROOM 730 731 Coder and he village friend sit drink coffe. We don't hear what they say. Slow zoom in or a dolly or both!! 732 733 CODER 734 (V.O.) 735 I meen, you have to stick with the ones you gotta around. If you ain't got no body around. YOu want to move. Villages rule. It the Wild WIld West out there. Many people lost their homes, their lives. They didn't think it be like that out there. The ones who make it to a village don't want to leave. If you live to far out and put up a fight, defending yourself, they kil you, they want to fight you. They crazy ass motherfuckers and they gonna kill you anyways. We call them the SCANVENGERS. 736 737 Tv up on a fridge in the house. News covering scanvenger family murder insident. 738 739 Coder and he VILLAGE FRIEND sit look at the tv. 740 741 CODER 742 A pack is best as a village two to three hundred or so. And could you imagine, these good villages around, they living the best days of their lands, they started producing everything again, 743 744 Cobhouse villages. Permanent culture yards. People with hands in the ground. 745 746 CODER 747 making awesome local food from responsible home grown stuff again. Everybody got out into the lands and microbiology and mycology, we had the knowledge to do it. 748 749 Picture of someone growing mycelium. Picture of inoculating mushrooms in a tree been cut. Picture of good healthy rich soil. Hand just going deep deep. Planting artichoke by hands and potato. Swales. Designs with natrue. Capturing water. Not just leading it away. Very compactly grown, look almost like a jungle with eatable plants all around. High as in tree meters. All kind. Ganja plants. Fruit trees. Berry bushes and freaking berry trees. 750 751 CODER 752 Even more than before. Never before had there been a Permanent Culture movement taking over at this rate. We started taking responsibility, our lands florished. We saw possibilites to create food and forrests and foodforrests and cattle, animals all around. It was nice. No one could ever have imagined, we got busy living, IRRLING, as we say it. 753 754 EXT. CODER YARD - WINTER DAY 755 756 Coder comming back from the woods to his yard, he got a two full plastic bags with him, on one there's a text "GNIIDEL". Like lidl. But Gnidel brand. Coder stand there thinking. 757 758 EXT. CODER YARD - SUMMER DAY 759 760 Sunny golden blue sky and that blue greenish thing that the plants get in the shadows which you can see those beautiful sunny days. He is doing his Permanent Living and Culture thing in the green blueish green plants. Then he building a bee hive. Bee sound. 761 762 CODER 763 We preserved all of those beautifal perennialls and started livin and depend on our own invironment. It was freakin beautiful. We made our local grown food events. Our local cooked food dinner events and aRrr! our own oome breewn rastabruuu and hooooome liqurage! ands hooome the mighty of the mighty ooome grooon ganja, iit reaal sun ool ool sun, sun, summer maan it reaal sun oool oll warm this summer maan an it da beest. 764 765 EXT. CODER HOUSE - PARTY EVENING 766 767 People outside drinking Rastabrew and eating good lookin food. Aaw making me hungry. Looking reaal good. Meat and Vegetables. Two pig Pots and Pans on the table in the garden. It look like a fun party. GOOD MUSIC. Like "La Logia Sarabanda - Cajón De Castañas". Slo-mo. People haven fun. THere's a baand playin on a wooden stage outside. People are dancing in. Slo-moo. Real-speed. Band they stop playin. 768 769 BAND LEADER 770 We all want to thank you all for this amazing evenin. And to Bebin for hosting the whole evening and I'm sure the whole night as well. 771 772 Band Leader lookin at this Bebin fellow by the outside bar. He busy choosin drinks from a barrel fridge on wheels with RASTA BREW chicken SHEETA logo. There people around him lookin at the Band leader then look at Bebin. 773 774 Bebin picks up a beverage from the fridge. HE open a bottle with his ass. Somehow!? looks like it anyways. 775 776 People lookin at Bebin disguised. 777 778 Bebin just look at people. CLOSE UP rastabrew is bublin up from the bottle and pour down on Bebin hand. Bebin does a cheers with the bottle. 779 780 Still people a little disguised turning back to the band. 781 782 BAND LEADER 783 Don't forget about the sauna jazz tomorrow. If you need a place to stay Marty is the guy to ask. He got beds for ya all for sure. 784 785 Band leader point to Marty who is sleepin on the outside bar table with one arm just stretch out. 786 787 People turn to look at Marty. 788 789 Bebin come up to Marty and punches him in his shoulder. MArty wakes up. 790 791 BEBIN 792 (really wierd high pitched voice) 793 Wha don you try someofdis? 794 795 Bebin give the RastaBrew bottle to MArty. Marty drinks it. Then he smell the bottle suspiciously. 796 797 People are disguised and look to the Band leader again. 798 799 BAND LEADER 800 If you plan leavin early, please come and say bye bye, you all awesome. Thank you very much! 801 802 INT. CODER HOUSE - PARTY EVENING 803 804 Karaoke, poker, band playing. slo-mo. People havn fun. 805 806 CODER 807 Parties man, parties, with awesome people from all around, some lost them homes, some lost their families, their friends, relatives, everyone lost someone. but it'd matter no more, it got us together. WE grew strong. It was really happenin, for real, it was real god damn fakin change for once in a while. It was the "Let's change the fuckin world communities", spreadin around every where. Everyting was solid and nice but EuroLink grew more fuckin wieard and fucked up. Who new what they where planing? They tried to steal our lands. First by making us depend on them, some bullshit thing. Then raising the prices so that nobody can afford them. Then they buy the lands. 808 809 Sex scene. 810 811 CODER 812 Make u really depend on them before they tell u what they really want. 813 814 Mother, son and Dad. Small child. MOther take the child. Mother got this Vax plex on, Covid plex. Father is WTF? OMFG. 815 816 A splinders big black CAB to Coder yard. The mother takes the child goes away from green tinitn blue purple in the shadows jungle yard. CLOSE UP. small kid in the black VAN cab laying on the seat in lots of blankets. Almost sufficate in them. 817 818 CODER 819 They want everything from you. All your freedom. 820 821 Black cab drive on hiway. TILT TO hiway leadin to city. 822 823 CODER 824 And then this fucking hack, the bug. And then people start getting murder and raped for nothing. I don't know much about it. No one knows what the Fuck is Going on. People sure gotten fucking crazy over something. 825 826 A van RUSTY VAN comin from city. TILT DOWN. 827 828 INT. CODER ROOM 829 830 Coder putting wood in fireplace. He in just a morning rock. The MoccaMaster is brewing. CLOSE UP Coder do his taking coffe before it has brewed done thing. Coder put the coffee filter thing on another cup, then puor the fresh dark black coffee in his Mug. Is Big White Mug with two chiraffes on beach and text comic sans "LOVE YOU DAY AND NIGHT". He put coffee mug next to keyboard spilling a little on the keyboard he go burn some stick of wood he take from plastic bag Gnidel TM. It's a wood got sicknes and produce "Koda". Smelly thing that has a good odor. It's all inside the wood and make it burn like mad. Coder get's the fire going with these special wood sticks. 831 832 CODER 833 (V.O.) 834 We still need wood. We put the last drops of our free black energy to do whatever. Got some cool shit from those years. Internet. Computers. Is nice! ...yeah, but wood. Nothing burns like wood. Now here's something I gotta tell ya. 835 836 INT. COBBHOUSE WOOD WINTER 837 838 Cobhouse, Rocket Stove. Nice and cozy. Coder sitting writing on he computer. heating hiis bare foot on the Stove while having some rastabrew and rastastew. 839 840 CODER 841 We got good at burning wood. Not wasting any of those gases, and we had the solution right in front of use all the time. The preppers knew. The cobhouse builders knew it and oOh boj have we been building like never before. Lots of people. I mean I think we'd be half by now of all around. Things are actually a helluva lot better now than back when we grew food that we couldnt afford by puttin more energy on makin food than we got back. Fossil energy made us lazy ass bitches. Imagine how fucking retarded we where back then. We believed that shippin all things around the world all the time was a good solution. 842 843 CODER 844 It was killing us and still is, fuck, those motherfuckers still fighting for the last thick black drops they pump. We could've just stop the stupid war, but people believed in these assholes, still do. 845 846 CODER 847 Wood is when you think abuot it best way to start responsible living right here right now. Grow trees, nurture them, climb them, use them. Plant them on the best spots, where they got best water or you can experiment and grow some in dry places with no water, u be surpised of what come outta it for sure. 848 849 Coder scrolling some kinda music shop online. radiorymd.com. He upload new sound to the site. Name of the sound. Groundingsound. HE check a box include date in filename. File is uploading. Coder goes to a site looks like twitter or youtube. Presses something. 850 851 INT. WORLD NEWS COMPUTER SCREEN 852 853 NEWS ANCHOR 854 Is there a shortage of oil? 855 856 NEWS GUEST 857 No, we just need to dig a little deeper. 858 859 NEWS ANCHOR 860 ok. 861 862 The Chip Will Change Everything Commercial 863 (Tries to be a Musical score and does it okey until it misarable fails as everything in a Socialist society.) 864 865 Every baadi 866 Chip in 867 a little bit 868 it your body 869 Chip in 870 a little bit 871 it you body 872 873 ain't nobody 874 stopin 875 ya 876 ain't 877 anybadi 878 lovin 879 ya 880 but 881 uuuuuuuS! 882 883 Dadadadam! 884 885 NEWS GUEST 886 Everything is just gonna get so so much better from here. Trust me. Trust in us. In You. Everybody is welcome to the must trusted World Wide Team. Here are the TEam Members! Weee have Esmeraldaa! Esmeralda is very good at everything, what she does she does best. Look at her no body has such a big giant smile than her. I meen Look at her. She soo cuuute. 887 888 Applause. 889 890 CODER 891 (V.O.) while the show goes on 892 nope it is impossible! Why they still fall for it? believing something as stupid as that. Good brainwashing. We all fall for it, we always do, before we grow up. Something however are meant to be left and is meant to be the road to stick to and maybe try other paths only to find oneself on that same path. Back to the original you. You born what u born too. 893 894 EXT. INT. CHICKEN COUP 895 896 Coder is now outside on chair in chicken coup feeding his chicken. He blows his tuba. Chicken all inside looking like wtf awful sound! Coder zoomes out while sitting there on his chair in chicken coup. Camera also slow ZOOM OUT. 897 898 CODER 899 (V.O.) 900 Some people just got really stupid and focus on them selfcenterd thinking all problems just from these wierd stupid things about them and believing throwing money they dont have on eerything solves eevrything without havin to solev nothin. LIke cutin your own dick would solve anythin? ofcurse u body u do what the fuck u want. But to me you just a dickless man then. Just a dickless man. 901 902 EXT. CODER YARD - WINTER 420pm 903 904 Coder walks from red shed in blueish snowy yard to house in his red purple white striped morning coat. 905 906 INT. CODER HOUSE 907 908 Coder closes door walk past chili plants. CLOSE UP Ladybugs eating Aphids. 909 910 CODER 911 (V.O.) 912 What to do with these peoples, we the retarded debt people? It's been a plague. Worse even. 913 914 CODER 915 (O.S.) 916 Thank god you cant change ur cromosome and that they didn't know what the fuck they were dooing. People started zoning out on that BS propaganda. You born to what you born to. It come down to that. Men can't just raise their voice a little and become a lady. wtf!? In movies Arnold can have babies but movies make anything possible. 917 918 Picture of scrolling through World Depth Clock https://usdebtclock.org/world-debt-clock.html. 919 920 CODER 921 I meen really?? What are we doing and why are we doing it? I meen look at it! I meaan it a huge fuckin scam aall of it. Burn away babylon. Burn away. 922 923 Coder looking at FInnish national depth. In 2037. It fuckin peakin astronicially since 2020. Everythin before that is just a flat line. 924 Money printer goes Brrrrrrrrrr. Mr. Robot mise-o-sen. Pumpin music. 925 926 CODER 927 (V.O.) 928 paper turning people with bullshit jobs who dont produce aything of any value to whom whatsoeveri who killing evybadi and evything it touches. 929 930 The worst ones. All the states. They get to spend and spend. Print and spend some more. All Pardoned. Still pardoned. Played the game of gettin ridd of us humans from planet earth forever. 931 932 CODER 933 They need us to fix their bodies so they can live with them self. If we would have not run outta oil these peple would have killed us for sure. Thank fucking god it got scares. You dont play by their rules. and we ok. it just that a good amount of peoples still belive that crap. we got internet, its more decentrilzed than ever cuz its patched by the common people. We Plebs and Magic internet money are doing just fine. 934 935 Picture of bitcoin https://bitcointicker.co, price now 1.337.535$/btc, went up to 12.270.420). Gold curve dont look that amazing. Stay behind. Sorry Peter. 936 937 A scene where a camera tries to identify Coder. We only see the camera start searching for object. No answer CUT TO: 938 939 EXT. CODERs Yard - SUMMER DAY NOON AROUDN 420pm 940 941 Coders House from a distance. We see his yard is looking nice and good. Alot of green things. Nice. Butterflies and Bees just got in the picture. It's about midday. A little past four probably. A sound described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space crafty. Rotating Earthy. That's right, rotating earthy, you nailed it! 942 943 This sound actually blends in with the bees quite a bit. 944 945 Closeup on mud and huge mushroom sprucing up from dead wood on the ground, CODERS feet comes into picture as his feet gets muddy. We see a red shed, he walks along one of the walls with just a morning coat and a mug in one hand and a bucket in the other. He throws food scraps from the bucket on ground and puts the bucket away hanging on a rusty nail. He opens a hidden door on the side and gets in. He lifts a hanging carpet which reveal a window underneat. He opens the window and the chicken run out, neat!. Here comes the Arrr, the most pirate of pirate Cock of a chicken there is. THe JAck Sparrowiest Cock you'll probably ever seen and ever will see in motion pictures. CODER sits down on a chair and sips his drink, the chicken are looking at him and then continue eating scraps of potatoes and beetroot and whatnot while the space computer earth sound fades. He picks up a Tuba or a big instrument. The Chicken know, they better get in. He blows the tuba. All Chicken are inside. CODER gets up, puts tuba somwhere and closes the hidden door and takes the bucket with him as he walk in the mud where he came from. 946 947 EXT. CODERs House 948 949 The sound gets louder as we see CODERS small country side house in a big picture. CODER gets in the picture with his bucket walking towards the door. We see many cables coming from the house to the ground. These cables are all around the house. CLOSE UP TILT TO cables moving from house to ground as the spacy sound gets louder. 950 951 INT. CODERs House 952 953 Coder opens the door, a black cat run in before him. He walks past a bunch of chili plants, there's Aphids on some of the leaves and stems. Close up on a Ladybug larvae eating an Aphid bug alive. CLOSE UP on motherfaakin Lady Bugs. They Aswesome. Coder walk to the kitchen and fills up his mug with more from a red teapot. There's a bunch of spiders in the celling. Close up on spider. He throws the bucket on the floor. Coder sips some of that Whatever-Is-In-His-TeaPot-Pot beverage. 954 955 The sound gets louder. We see a spectrogram of the sound in a monitor. CODER put on headphones and we see his face. He turns a few nobs as the sound gets clearer and louder. Adjusting the high frequencies. We see Coders face as we hear him typing on a keyboard. We hear another sound which Coder then tunes to the first one and the both sounds start playing melodies in the fifths. What The Fuck!? CODER listens for a while and puts headphones away then turns a big knob and the sound gets louder. CODER gets away from the spectrogram monitor. 956 957 CODER sits down at his main computer. It's right next to a huge round fireplace. We can hear the fire cracking. CODERS presses the keyboard and the computer wakes up. 958 959 EXT. - INT. CODERS HOUsE 960 961 Zooming out on CODER to oustside, nice weather man. Coder is just focused on the screen. We zoom out more. Really beautiful evening. (I bet it's 0420pm. has to be). Birds fly by. Singing. A fucking mose walks past just outside the window, next to where Coder sits. It stopped. Now it has somekind of grunting sound. Coder still glued to monitor, not noticing what going on outside. More birds fly by the window. A freaking gorilla. Jeesh. His really in there. writing code on the computer. 962 963 EXT. ROAD SOLDASBACKÅN 964 965 (Lion King music) The sun is setting. About 0420pm Skinnarby Time. High Hummungus Trees. 127 degree turn up on tree stem from as low as possible. Get some roots in there. Focus big hummungus Trees. A Lynx cleaning it's tail on a big rock. A moose, big horns. Yeah dude, horns man. Horns. A Bear, Birds, Golden Yellow Golden Green Woods. A small country side road hill from forrest to big open fields. Sun is shining right through the trees. Yellow and Green. We hear dirt gravling. A bicycle drives right above us on our right side. It is HOODIE. A guy on a "mommon pyörä" doing "the hill ride", Laid Back Style. On the backseat with no hands. Riding on from the forrest to the open fields. 966 967 EXT. / INT. CODERS HOUSE 968 969 Zooming in on coder while he is writing code. He finnishes it. He press enter and there's a power outtage. Everything boots up, comes back on. He logs in. Gets into the terminal and runs a script. This time there's not a power outtage. But his sound system blows up. It sounds like a spinnin UFO disc over his house just about to crack open the roof. There's no power outtage still, the script is still running. The big fireplace is shaking. Coder is astonished over of what has just happen. He tunes the momentum of the sound a bit lower. 970 971 EXT. ROAD 972 973 Small country side road. Hoodie on his way towards a town. Light pollution in the sky. He rides off-road in the forest and then trough a thick wall of spruce threes, like Batman riding in to his cave. He is going downhill now in that thick spruce woods and climbs up on the bike and jumps off, the bike goes between two rocks perfectly parking there. Hoodie lands on another huge rock. He takes three steps and jumps off the rock and takes his longboard from his back and lands on the road leading into town with a road leading towards a big church with a snidut kors. 974 975 In town he then goes on throwing something into postboxes and secret hideouts as he gets a return in Eurocoins from these places, example a doll, or a pot inside a pot. 976 977 Then later he goes to the bakery to get some fresh baked bread with these coins. You'd kinda hope ;) 978 979 INT. CODER - EVENING 980 981 He is sitting and coding, lights coming from his little room. 982 983 EXT. CODER HOUSE - EVENING 984 985 The Electric box, where electricty comes in to house with big cable underground is shaking, the sound is making everything shake. It is going underground with the cable, the ground splits up. Something is shaking everywhere underground. We can't see it, we hear it. Some more ground split up and roots start come out from the splits. Lighting is happening under the ground, it's the mycelium network. Close-up on a rising roots coming from a crack. CLOSE UP trees vibrating. Close ups electric poles, light poles buzzing wierdly. Some cracking and poppin. Everything seems to be somehow connected to the frequency in a way. 986 987 INT. COMPUTER SCREEN 988 989 HAPPINESS IS FREE IN THE LINK commercial. Free yourself, your link, Freedom, Happiness is Freedom, No worries. Boot yourself to happiness, chip the way now, just chip in. Chip yourself. 990 991 Chip In Now 992 Chip yourself to your ultimate freedom now. 993 Chip it away now 994 to your ultimate freedom now. 995 Chip it awaay na! 996 Mumba mumba dansa! 997 Chip it away now! 998 Mumba Dansa! 999 Chip it awaaay now! 1000 MumBa MumBa! 1001 Dansa Dansa! 1002 1003 In TV news. 1004 1005 NEWS ANCHOR 1006 now who would you say these killers are? you say they brutally murder people and rape the women? 1007 1008 GUEST 1009 (in telephone) 1010 tha't right. If you put up a fight. They kill you. Sometimes they even eat you. You lose everythin, they take everythin u got. 1011 1012 NEWS ANCHOR 1013 (cut the guest) 1014 Some say these killers ain't even real people. Have you heard something about this? 1015 1016 GUEST 1017 No, I haven't, I think it's linked to the hack. Some people gotten the chip from their brain removed and who did not die in the operation say it be like wakin up from a coma. 1018 1019 Close UP Coder. Dont know what to think. 1020 1021 CUT TO: 1022 1023 INT. COMPUTER SCREEN 1024 1025 A PLAYER 1026 It's like the movie Avatar. We can jump in to another human. It's this we get to play with. 1027 1028 NEWS ANCHOR 1029 It's a hack. And you should never try it. 1030 1031 REPORTER 1032 It was supposed to be a soon to come feature in the EuroLink system. 1033 1034 we see some manufacturers in EuroLink factory. They fake smiling. Look like stockfootage. 1035 1036 REPORTER 1037 (calling to NeuroLink) 1038 Isn't it? a bug? 1039 1040 COMPANY CEO OR WAHTEVER 1041 you talking to me? 1042 1043 REPORTER 1044 it was a feature supposed to come in a couple of years? 1045 1046 COMPANY SEO OR WHATEV 1047 Yeee, naa, naa, naa, naa, we talk no responsibiliti to what is goin on, whatever is goin on we are not the ones to blame. 1048 1049 REPORTER 1050 the company CEO havent yet said anything else than he sorry and he human and humans make mistakes. And that you should never try going in. People that do it are irresponsible and dont now what they dooing. You can control another buddys body, whitout them knowing it. Don't do it! even if it sounds cool. 1051 1052 Commercial break Everybody just need to chip it. 1053 1054 one more Just Chip it Commercial. 1055 1056 EXT. CODER hacking wirepole 1057 1058 Coder climbs up radio towers and wire pole to install raspberry pi's and antenna's to shoot wifi Internet to his buddies. While he talks about ladybugs, borax, ants and aphids. 1059 1060 EXT. BAKERY 1061 1062 Hoodie goes to the factory to get bread. The bakery has bars on the windows making it look like a jail. A big neon sign "Fresh Baked Bread" on the roof of the factory, with only the words "sh Baked B" lit. Under that a another sign "Euro-Bread-o-Mat". Hoodie walks to the bread-o-mat that looks like a simple vending machine. There's a sign "Eurocoins only" with an "Insert Coin Here" sign and a arrow to a coin slot. He put a couple of coin in the slot. 1063 1064 Inside Bread-o-mat. There're rod which the breads are hanging upon. One of the rods start turning and a bread fall down. We can see that many breads are moldy down inside the machine. 1065 1066 The bread falls down into a little metallic pocket out on the wall. It's so dry that it breaks into a thousand pieces. 1067 1068 CUT TO: 1069 1070 SCANVENGER ONE and TWO raise up from their hiding place in woods close to the factory. They see Hoodie gathering all the bread pieces from the Bread-o-mat. 1071 1072 CUT TO: 1073 1074 Hoodie gathers the pieces and eats them together with some butter. He then puts the bread in his pocket and starts walking with his mouth full of bread and butter. 1075 1076 SCANVENGER ONE (O.S.) 1077 U know what we want! get down. Down on your knees buddy. 1078 1079 Points a gun at Hoodie. Hoodie turns his head toward Scanvenger One. 1080 1081 SCANVENGER ONE 1082 That's right, get down asshole 1083 1084 HOODIE 1085 Sighs.(like Big Lez from Big Lez Show) 1086 1087 Hoodie hear a sound from behind, he turns to see. Scanvenger Two approaches from behind with a grunting sound and a pointing knife. Hoodie looks at him then turns and look at Scanvenger One. 1088 1089 HOODIE 1090 Sighs.(again, like Big) 1091 1092 Hoodie looks at SCANVENGER 1. SCANVENGER 1 looks at Hoodie. 1093 1094 SCANVENGER 1 1095 You get three seconds to get down buddy, one, two, three. Now you die. 1096 1097 Scanvenger One shoots. Hoodie takes out his samurai sword from his back and hits the bullet. A sharp kling sound and a very loud ricochete swirling sound. The bullet hits a huge metallic thing at the factory wall roof corner. It looks like it got many pipes pointing vertically, there is a sign "AUTOMATIC INTRUDER DEFENDER" on the wall near the thing. The bullet makes a ricochet sound. 1098 1099 SCANVENGER ONE 1100 What the... 1101 1102 Scanvenger One turns his head looking at the swirling bullet passing him close by his nose. The bullet hits a light pole nearby making a church bell sound. An OLD LADY passing by looks up at the light pole. Bell sound gets wearry and and earie buzzing in a climbing high freaquence til lightbulbs breaks. SMACK, glass hits gravel. OLD LADY now in the dark. Its a stary nigt. 1103 1104 Scanvenger Two looks towards what is going on at the lady and the light pole and the bullet swirls by his nose fast as he turns his head towards the factory. 1105 1106 The bullet ricochets between two bars on the factory window making it sound like a train is coming warning sound. The bullet then makes another richocchet and hits Scanvenger Ones gun. He drops the gun. 1107 1108 SCANVENGER ONE 1109 ...fuck!? 1110 1111 The bullet hits Scanvenger Twos knife and he drops it. It makes a last richochett sound and hits the factory window and an alarm goes off. Blinking red lights on the outside of the factory. 1112 1113 ALARM SYSTEM 1114 INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! Activating automatic intruder defender. (O.S.) 1115 1116 Scanvenger One CLOSE UP ZOOM. His eyes are huge from fear. He looks at the the big metallic thing in the corner. 1117 1118 It is a Minigun waking up from its hybernation mode and raises it self pointing at Scanvenger One. There is a camera that is moving around seeking targets and a red light blinking. A screene saying 'Target locked'. The Minigun starts spinning with a loud escalating sound and shots Scanvenger One into pieces. Bullet sounds big as from Commando. The Minigun then continues to search for more targets and quickly finds another and blows the old lady into pieces. 1119 1120 The minigun turns towards Hoodie. 1121 1122 Scanvenger Two is freaking out. Minigun is now pointing close to Hoodie. It start shooting again with loud mean bangs escalating rounds per second. SCANVENGERS head pops, Hoodie ducks under Scanvenger Two's body and grabs one of his arm pulling the headless body over his back. MINIGUN shoots rounds in the headless torso, Hoodie takes cover from what's left of the body and keeps running. Scanvenger Two's arm blows off. His ass blows off. MINIGUN keeps minigunning. Hoodie trying to get away from the minigun. 1123 1124 CUT TO: 1125 1126 EXT. SOMEWHERE NOT SO FAR FROM HERE 1127 1128 MADBAKER, on his way to bakery. He got to accept the situation, it is what it is. He get his hands on some of those Eurocoins, which is nice, then he can get some of those hard to get things. He dont love doing it, but you get to see later, he is also our inside man to Eurolink. 1129 1130 He put on the car sound system. Electric buzzing sounds in the back of the car. Something blows up back in the red van. Madbaker hits the car casette player again. 1131 1132 MADBAKER 1133 Awww.. maan. 1134 1135 He hits the casette player again. 1136 1137 Back in the van. Something is popping on the soundsystem, it is about to blow. Electric buzzing then BLAM! the sound system turns on and at the same time turns on fire from the electic shock thing. REALLY LOUD OVERSATURATED MUSIC. Speakers pumping. 1138 1139 MADBAKER 1140 Awww.. maan 1141 1142 He hits the casette player again. Another song start playing. 1143 1144 MADBAKER 1145 Now, that's better! 1146 1147 CUT TO: 1148 1149 Back in the van. There is more smoke and fire. Electric buzzing. REALLY LOUD MUSIC. Speakers pumpin. Speakers pumpin. Madbaker is grooving to the music. He notice something is smelling very bad. CUT TO back of the van, speakers are on fire. Madbaker turns around and is absolutely freaking terified cuz his speakers are burning! They are on fire! For Real! 1150 1151 EXT. SOMWHERE NOT SO FAR FROM THAT VAN 1152 1153 To 8-year old kid with their bikes. 1154 1155 KID1 1156 You don't dare doing it. 1157 1158 KID2 1159 Oh, yeah. 1160 1161 KID1 and KID2, 8 year old kids. They've built a big ramp. Kid2 is supposed to take full speed down hill, cross a road and then make a jump on this road they built. They need to do it here. There's a swamp where in where to land safely. 1162 1163 KID1 1164 Yeah right, you dont dare doing it. We been building all this for nothing. 1165 1166 Kid2 is looking away from the down hill. 1167 1168 KID1 1169 You're a pussy, you're a pussy. 1170 1171 Kid2 gathers himself and takes three steps to get momentum and is going for it. On the bike and it goes downhill fast. 1172 1173 PAN TO: 1174 1175 Madbakers van approching where Kid2 is going to cross the road. Close up Kid2 determined to cross the road. Just looking straight at the ramp. KID1 notices Madbakers van. 1176 1177 KID1 1178 Holy shit!! 1179 1180 Kid2 still determined to just do it. 1181 1182 KID1 1183 stop!! stop! oh my pussy tit ass licking cock sucker it is Maaad Baker! (O.S.) 1184 1185 Madbaker still looking terrified about the burning speakers back in the van. He don't look at where he is driving. He just worry about his speakers. 1186 1187 Madbakers van approching the spot where Kid2 is going to cross over for the jump. Kid2 just thinks about what kind of a trick he'll make in the air. Everything is in slow-motion now. We follow Kid2 and what he is thinking. 1188 1189 KID2 (V.O.) 1190 (slowly thinking) 1191 hmm.. what kinda trick should I make? You know what. Yeah. I'm having the speed. Yeah. I can do it. I'll do it. It's gonna be enough of air time with this much speed. Absolutely. I'll go for the baaackfliip, fuuuck noooooo!! Maaaaaad Bakeeeeeeer! 1192 1193 Kid2 sees the van. They gonna hit for sure. 1194 1195 Cut to: 1196 1197 INT. MADBAKERS VAN 1198 1199 MADBAKER 1200 Hey, I got a fire exthingi... sure! And I know where it it! It's right here.I knew this thing would come in handy. 1201 1202 He turns around and takes a small fire exthinguiser from the locker on the passanger seat. We see the boy about to get hit in the window. 1203 1204 EXT. CROSSING 1205 1206 The boy on the bicycle stops in the middle of the road. It is certain road kill. CLOSE UP Kid2 closes his eyes. Slow-motion. 1207 1208 INT. MADBAKERS VAN 1209 1210 Everything is back in normal speed. 1211 1212 Madbaker accidentaly turns the wheels with one of his legs while he tries to get the fire extinguiser. He sits down on the stearingwheel to get the fireextinguiser from passanger side front locker. We hear this nice small rubber burn sound. Very short and sharp. Two of those sounds. 1213 1214 EXT. CROSSING 1215 1216 Madbakers wheels CLOSE UP. Wheels turning to left. 1217 1218 The boy is now standing still with his bicycle in the middle of the street and looking at the van which is really about now to hit him. 1219 1220 INT. THE VAN 1221 1222 Madbaker is turning of the fire with the fireextinguisher and turns his head and sees the boy. 1223 1224 MADBAKER 1225 oh the kid. oh, oh, Ninja Kung Foo! 1226 1227 The Van then turns very sharp to the left and then sharp to the right making nice rubber burn sounds while avoiding to hit the kid. 1228 1229 Kid2 opens up his eyes. He is relivead as fuck. He was about to die but didn't. 1230 1231 INT. VAN 1232 1233 Madbaker is back on the street going somewhat straight. He is still turning the wheel a little while he extinguises the fire with the small extinguiser. Not that shaky actually pretty ok job. While everything is going on the music just keeps playing from the speakers, even they look destoryd from all the foam and fire. It's all a little too loud and a over saturated. Madbaker succeeds turning of all of the fire and calmly turns around and continue driving, where to? to the bakery I guess? 1234 1235 EXT. CROSSING 1236 1237 The boy is standing looking on the back of the red van, Theres a big sign of the horns hand sign printed on one of the window doors and "Eat my bread or Die!" text on the other window. The boy is relieved. He takes a big sighs. 1238 1239 KID2 (V.O) 1240 fuck it, I'll do that backflip anyway. 1241 1242 He takes three steps to gain some momentum for the ramp. CUT TO: 1243 1244 Kid2 does a backflip of of the goddamn ramp. And lands with a faceplant in the swamplands. SMACK! 1245 1246 EXT. TOWN LOVISA 1247 1248 Madbakers van going over and under the bridge. MUSIC 1249 1250 EXT. BAKERY 1251 1252 Madbaker parks his van at the bakery. The speakers are so FUCKING loud and oversaturated that he cant hear the minigun minigunning on the dead no limb torso in the front of the bakery that Hoodie uses as a cover to stay alive, we can only guess, right!?. Madbaker goes into the bakery from the back. Leaves the music on playing. 1253 1254 He loads a couple of huge rye flour bags of of the van on to a small loader. While the Minigunning keeps doing what it does. Hoodie dancing. The Bullet Dance. 1255 1256 EXT. FRONT OF BAKERY 1257 1258 Hoodie catches one of the bullet with his teeth. Like in that Dragon movie. Only he don't fall die and play dead. No time for that. 1259 1260 EXT. AUTOMATIC INTRUDER DEFENDER MINIGUN 1261 1262 On a small screen under the Minigun it say it overheating and must go into slow shooting sniper mode. More accuracy but lesser bullets. 1263 1264 ALARM SYSTEM 1265 Waiting for Minigun to cool down. Stealth sniper mode activated. 1266 1267 Minigun start sniping at the limbless torso Hoodie holds on to. 1268 1269 INT. BAKERY 1270 1271 Madbaker pushes all the bags of rye into bakery. He turns on the light. There's a soundsystem intalled on top of an oven? or something. Madbaker flicks another switch. Something blows up. Electic shocks somewhere. 1272 1273 MADBAKER 1274 Goddamit. 1275 1276 A song start playing LOUDLY from the middle of the song. The speakers are wildly fucking vibrating. CLOSE UP electic popping and buzzing. BLAM! and there's a little fire on the soundsystem on top of a owen is it? Anyways some big metallic owen cabin thing in the bakery where he got that soundsystem installed. 1277 1278 Madbaker pushes the little loader with bags of rye to the dough maker. He looks at his almost ready made dough and starts adding rye flour from the bags. Behind him in the window we see the minigun that is still shooting at a little piece of minced meat that Hoodie is hodling on to while dancing. 1279 1280 EXT. BAKERY 1281 1282 The last limb blows of off Scanvenger Two, he wasn't limbless yet, I guess, but now he really is. Hoodie sees Madbaker and tries to get his attention. The Minigun is still overheating and in sniper mode. 1283 1284 INT. BAKERY 1285 1286 Madbaker start making the dough. Adding some salt. Turning it around. Testing it. A little more flour. No, some more. Hoodie in the back, I mean front, outside, looking into the bakery from the window, trying to get Madbakers attention. There's a button on the wall near Madbaker which say "TURN OFF ADS" with ADS crossed over with a textmarker then there's written "MINIGUN" with that same textmarker. 1287 1288 MADBAKER 1289 hmm.. mmnjaa.. yaa aa. nu då kanske? 1290 1291 EXT. BAKERY 1292 1293 Scavenger Two who looks like a big piece of minced meat by now. Hoodie is standing in an open place. There is no where to take cover once the little piece of minced meat is gone. Minigun is however shooting a bit less. 1294 1295 Close up on minigun. There's a screen saying, "minigun overheating, using stealth sniper mode. Minigun done overheating in 3, 2, 1". 1296 1297 Minigun is now in full auto fire mode. Again that cool swirling up sound that all miniguns love to have and lots of that cool Commando shooting sound. Every round. Get some of those empty rounds klinging on the wall falling to the ground. Slo-mo. Smoke. Empty rounds. Klinging. Pumping in new rounds. Shooting. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! 1298 1299 CUT TO: 1300 1301 INT. BAKERY 1302 1303 Madbaker is now puting pieces of dough on the scale to measure them. Music is now some stupid chill vibe jazz. And Madbakers is really enjoying thinking he is all alone there making his bread that he loves to make. We see Hoodie trying to take cover in the window. Empty shells hitting the window. Blood is flying all over Hoodie. 1304 1305 MADBAKER 1306 aj fan. 1307 1308 Madbaker throws another piece of dough on the scale. 1309 1310 CUT TO: 1311 EXT. OUTSIDE 1312 1313 Hoodie throws the almost done piece of minced meat on the ground. Minigun makes it disappear by shooting at it. It's like a red cloud. Evaporated blood cloud. 1314 1315 CLOSE UP zoom on minigun pointing at Hoodie. CLOSE UP ZOOM on Hoodie. He dont know what to do. He tries to stand still. He is not that good at that. 1316 1317 CUT TO: 1318 INT. BAKERY 1319 1320 Madbaker is now putting dough on owen plates and presses them with a tool slicing a hole in the breads. 1321 1322 INT. MINIGUN SYSTEM 1323 1324 We see how the Minigun Automatic Intruder Defender sees the world. It is pixlated and objects have guesses around them of what computer has guessed it is. Some things are just plain wrong. It is trying to identifie Hoodie. There's a box around him. And a text "identifing unidentified.obj..." Bliping sounds. 1325 1326 CUT TO: 1327 EXT. OUTSIDE 1328 1329 Hoodies face. His eyes shut. He opens up one carefully. Minigun systems still searching. Hoodie looking for a cover. Still searching. Bliip Bliip Bliip. 1330 1331 ALARM SYSTEMS 1332 Object identified as Plant Object. 1333 1334 INT. MINIGUN SYSTEM 1335 1336 "Identified!". There's a green box around Hoodie and it says "Aurora Ruderalis. Plant Object". There's also a red text blinking "System Activated". "System still Activated", "System deactiated". Everything becomes green and nice. 1337 1338 The minigun goes back into hybernation mode. 1339 1340 Hoodie takes another piece of dry bread from his pocket. Hears Madbakers music stupid jazz chill out music. Hoodie shakes some brains of of himself. 1341 1342 INT. BAKERY 1343 1344 Madbaker putting bread in the owen. He sees that there's a small hole in one of the bakery windows. He gets teriffied. He stops the music and walks to the window. What the hell is going on? already two times something like this today. Close up on burning speakers up on this owen thing. Madbaker looks through in the small hole in the window and sees Hoodie standing there outside. Hoodie looks small as the hole, he is chewing on a piece of bread. 1345 1346 HOODIE 1347 Whats up man? 1348 1349 MADBAKER 1350 It's a wierd day dude. My speakers started burning in my car on my way here buddy. I was lucky I had this small fire extinguiser in my car man. Then I get to bakery and I see you. SOme little guy in a hole in my bakery window. C'mon man you think it's funny drilling hole in windows? what is goin on? 1351 1352 HOODIE 1353 pfff! its a bullet hole man 1354 1355 MADBAKER 1356 really? (not beleiving) 1357 1358 Madbakers speaker cars which is still playing that same song blows up. BLAM! Both Madbaker and Hoodie ducks. 1359 1360 MADBAKER 1361 The fuuuck? 1362 1363 Hoodie looking around like it was another gun shot. There's alot of smoke from Madbakers car now, looks like it's on fire again. Hoodie notices that the Bakery sound system is on fire. Just behind Madbaker up on this owen. 1364 1365 HOODIE 1366 hey looks like your speakers are burning again man 1367 1368 Madbaker turns around. Gets totally terrified again. 1369 1370 MADBAKER 1371 Fuuuck, fuuuck, fuuck.. 1372 1373 He gets another extinguiser and puts the speakers out. 1374 1375 MADBAKER 1376 What the fuck is going on? 1377 1378 Hoodie is suddenly in the bakery. He takes a wagon with perfect baked and perfectly grilled bread out of the owen. 1379 1380 HOODIE 1381 Hey man, I think these are perfect man. mm.. really smelling good maan! Your alarm system just blew some guys to pieces outside man. 1382 1383 MADBAKER 1384 Yeah, was it Bad Guys? Where, they, Bad Guys? Bad MOtherfuckers? 1385 1386 MAdbaker does this thing whit his head as he was teaching a dog a lesson. 1387 1388 HOODIE 1389 YEah man, they where gonna kill me. 1390 1391 MADBAKER 1392 Eexaclty! that's why I had to install those goddamn cell things. Makin this lookin like I in prsisons. Haha. It's crazy out there. Don't know where these fellows came from. 1393 1394 EXT. BAKERY 1395 1396 They outside looking at what is left of the SCANVENGERS. Not much, not much. Madbaker touches one with a stick. It's alive. Amazing. It the first one got blown to pieces. 1397 1398 They turn him around. He throws up lots of blood then he ask. 1399 1400 SCANVENGER ONE 1401 Where am I? What am I doing here? Why don't I have any legs? Where is my hand? WHere's my arm? WHat? What? what? who aare you guys? 1402 1403 HOODIE 1404 Ok buddy calm down, calm down. So you say you don't knoe anythin about what is going on, what the last thing you remember? 1405 1406 SCANVENGER ONE 1407 I was home wiht my family and somebody came in. I fought, I fought and I fought. THey won. They shot me. 1408 1409 Scanvenger one dies. Hoodie takes his hand out of this mans body. Look like hoodie held on to him hearth. Now he slept away in peace. 1410 1411 SCANVENGER ONE 1412 I was in the military. I fought good. You know, I failed in the end. I got killed, and my family and friends got killed all becuse of me. It all my fault. I showed them love and offered a place to stay. We communicated. Shared ideas, kindness, forgivness, understanding. 1413 1414 HOODIE 1415 Ok buddy take it easy think about something nice. I think you gonna go soon buddy. Think about something nice. 1416 1417 Hoodie holds on to Scanvengers hand. 1418 1419 SCANVENGER ONE 1420 yeah, aaah, mmmm, I guess the days I still was young and listenin to the stooges. 1421 1422 HOODIE 1423 Yeah duude. 1424 1425 SCANVENGER ONE 1426 (throws up some more blood) 1427 And the... 1428 1429 HOODIE 1430 yeah brother, the ? 1431 1432 SCANVENGER ONE 1433 we had a band and we... 1434 1435 Scanvenger One fades out. 1436 1437 HOODIE 1438 You what? 1439 1440 SCANVENGER ONE 1441 we smo.. smoo ... 1442 1443 HOODIE 1444 You whaat? 1445 1446 SCANVENGER ONE 1447 smoo som ... weeeeeee ..... iiiiiiiiii ..... 1448 1449 Scanvenger ones lungs says psssssfff like from a baloon and he crumbles into himself. Scanvenger one is gone for real now. 1450 1451 INT. BAKERY 1452 1453 MADBAKER 1454 They been comin in more frequantly now. From everywhere. 1455 1456 Madbaker jumps down from a table pointin at the windows with both hand in same level as head and waving them (Nicholas Cage style). And turns to the windows giving a Good, bad and the Ugly look. Dad motherfuckern western look. Music. 1457 1458 MADBAKER 1459 These ugly motherfuckers looked like they're gonna come trough the windows. Carrying knife and sticks and guns. That's why I had to install the Minigun system. Guess I'm lucky I know I guy who can fix these things. 1460 1461 Hoodie looking at a huge bakery machine. 1462 1463 HOODIE 1464 You talking to me? 1465 1466 EXT. OUTSIDE BAKERY 1467 1468 Madbakers van is really on fire now. Somthing blows up! 1469 1470 INT. BAKERY 1471 1472 Madbaker and Hoodie ducks like before. Both thinking it a gun fire. 1473 1474 EXT. BAKERY 1475 1476 More explosions. 1477 1478 INT. BAKERY 1479 1480 Madbaker and Hoodie looking at each other. 1481 1482 MADBAKER (O.S.) 1483 My van man! 1484 1485 MAdbaker running. 1486 1487 MADBAKER 1488 the goddam extinguiser! where is it? 1489 1490 Madbaker running around. Hoodie givin extinguiser to Madbaker. We hear Madbaker extingishes the fire. 1491 1492 CUT TO: 1493 1494 INT. MADBAKERS VAN 1495 1496 Madbaker and Hoodie in Madbaker Van. They going somewhere. Out of time, I mean town. They drive out of town. 1497 1498 Madbaker is trying to get his car speaker system on again. He's trying the good old sputnik fix giving it a kick. 1499 1500 MADBAKER 1501 Aaww maan, no sound from my speakers. 1502 1503 Hoodie looks back in the van at the burnt speakers with extinguiser foam all over. Everywhere. There's still some buzzing and humming. Electric sparks go of again, just some, it doesn't catch fire now. 1504 1505 HOODIE 1506 Hey man, thanks for giving me a lift man. You know these Scanvenger guys, I dont like them. Some are completly nuts man. One tried killing me over some of your dry bread man. Seriously that is not ok. Did u hear about the simpson family. i mean that is crazy shit dont u think 1507 1508 Madbaker still trying to fix the soundsystem. 1509 1510 MADBAKER 1511 It the chip that makes everybody go nuts. Eurolink. Believe me. They even got my darling, my sweet beloved darling. 1512 1513 HOODIE 1514 I know a guy who can help with your speaker. Just stop here, I show you man. 1515 1516 Hoodie jumps outta the van. Goes into the bush. 1517 1518 EXT. HOODIES BATCAVE 1519 1520 Hoodie climbs a humongus rock with 5 steps. He whisles. A bird flies away makin a stick which holds Hoodies bike from moving make it move forward between the rocks becus gravity. 1521 1522 The bicycle has moved to the other side of the rock and keep moving moving as Hoodie jumps off the rock on the bicycle and bicycles away. He comes back to the road. 1523 1524 EXT. PAAVALSBY 1525 1526 Hoodie followed by Madbaker is now on the country side. Hoodie riding the bike in a hill with trees on both sides with Madbaker following behind. Humongus trees making it look like a tunnel. A small bridge. Railroad. Horses. Lots of things along the way. Country side looking awesome. 1527 1528 INT. MADBAKERS VAN 1529 1530 Hoodie holds on to Madbakervans window and takes momentum from van so he dont need to do nothing else to move forward. 1531 1532 HOODIE 1533 Soon there man. it's just around these fields man. 1534 1535 Couple of more nice flat country side shots in Hommansby. Hoodie riding Madbaker cool window grab style. 1536 1537 EXT. CODER GARDEN 1538 1539 Hoodie riding the bike in on Coders yard. We see the red shed. And Coders house. Then we see Madbakervan coming in on Coders yard from right to left. There's a sign "PERMANENT CULTURE INTERNATIONAL, SKINNARBY FIN" in the green garden and that buzzing sound. Like it be around Coder. Always that buzzin. 1540 1541 INT. CODER HOUSE. 1542 1543 They search Coder he isn't anywhere. Door is open they walk in, the buzzing is escalathing. They walk to his main computer it is blinking and blinking and searching but it say it will rn out of memory in 3, 2, 1. Everything around they and all the machines around them start exploding. 1544 1545 HOODIE 1546 Hey let's get the fuck outta here. Coder ain't here. Oh I know where he is. 1547 1548 MADBAKER 1549 Shit man forget it. 1550 1551 They run out the house. 1552 1553 EXT. CODERS YARD 1554 1555 HOODIE 1556 No man, he the only one who can say what is going on dude. I'm sure man. 1557 1558 MADBAKER 1559 Wait a minute do you think, oh shit. 1560 1561 HOODIE 1562 Shut up man. I'm trying to think. 1563 1564 MADBAKER 1565 You shut up man. 1566 1567 EXT. RED SHED 1568 1569 They find the secret door and goes in. 1570 1571 HOODIE 1572 See here he is. In here. 1573 1574 Hoodie shuts the door. 1575 1576 INT. RED SHED 1577 1578 They come into a small chicken house. There lot of small chiken. Close up on all big ones and Sheeta Rasta chickn. Looks like coder is taking a nap with them. 1579 1580 CODER 1581 sup? 1582 1583 HOODIE 1584 hey, shut the window 1585 1586 MADBAKER 1587 Really? 1588 1589 HOODIE 1590 oh this man stereo broken man 1591 1592 CODER 1593 Theres ongoin disturbance yes. No need to fix nothing now. We got to make sure from where these disturbance things comes from. 1594 1595 INT. CODERS HOUSE 1596 1597 They stand looking at computers just exploading up. 1598 1599 CODER 1600 See, I dunno know whats going on. 1601 1602 They just stand there. It expload some more. 1603 1604 HOODIE 1605 What that thing do? 1606 1607 Hoodie points at this frequancy thing that Coder was tuning on. Writing log about. 1608 1609 CODER 1610 Yeah , thaaat thing, its pretty cool. Hey I better write down some loggs now i guess now is as good as ever, well it only gonna escalate from here, better write those loggs quickly now. the frequncy of today today? What day today is.. it 2 July? Jesuis! I gotta remember to call my son, it his birthday. Where's my phone? Has anybody seen my phone. I better write these logs first. 1611 1612 Coder picks up his logg book from his morning coat and a pen and start writing. Everybody else is trying to stay calm and not touch anything. 1613 1614 CODER 1615 Okay. Here I acctually did a pretty cool thing. I started putting frequencies back in the ground, yeah, this is just a ground listening station from the start it was anyways. Now, it something else. Completely different, if I only had listen to it alittle bit earlier. Now the only hing is, yeah, i dunno, I just been listening and writing loggs, I started outputtn some frequencies too. 1616 1617 Coder is turning a big knob. 1618 1619 CODER 1620 You see then I get this., when I tune to the input, we get this. listen. 1621 1622 HOODIE 1623 What the Fuck is going on Doc? 1624 1625 CODER 1626 We just have to wait and see now Hoodie. 1627 1628 Coder turns some knobs and the buzzing is once again escalating. Everything is electrified and is poppin like there'd be shortcuts everywhere arund them. 1629 1630 INT. COMMUNITY PLACE - NIGHT 1631 1632 Everybody watching the news on a tv up on the wall. Looks nice. The place. Looks like they have good food some play pool in the end of the place. They stop and watch the news. CLOSE UP "RASTA BREW" cold one is beeing served at the place bar. There's this RASTA BREW fridge barrel. Some one takes another one. 1633 1634 TV NEWS ANCHOR 1635 It has been confirmed, Evel Combany has a bug and Evel Combany CEO say his only human and he too can make mistake. 1636 1637 ROBOT ELON MUSK 1638 I only human. Sometime we make mistake. 1639 1640 TV NEWS ANCHOR 1641 But a mistake on this level, it is the worst stupidest thing you imagine to your company. You have to understand that people are going to remove their brain implants. 1642 1643 ROBOT ELON MUSK 1644 I wouldnt advice doing that. 1645 1646 TV NEWS ANCHOR 1647 So. What are you adiving people to do? 1648 1649 ROBOT ELON 1650 Just sit tight. I know everyone is in a thight spot right now. We'll have a fix coming progbably later this week alraeady. So just sit tight. It will be alrite. 1651 1652 TV ANCHOR 1653 Can you tell us anything about this hack, this, this bug, or should I say game? 1654 1655 ROBOT ELON 1656 I can't comment any further on the hack. 1657 1658 TV ANCHOR 1659 So in this game that you can link in to, you will link in to another hacked linked human and you start controlling them. Right? This is what they say. 1660 1661 ROBOT ELON 1662 Sorry. 1663 1664 CLOSE UP on guy lookin at the news. 1665 1666 GUY 1667 What the fuck? 1668 1669 Tv news show security camera footage from shopping malls, where people just suddenly fall down completly unconscious. 1670 1671 TV REPORTER 1672 Look now at these people. They wake up. And they aren't doing what they where dooing. Look at it. They all go off to something completely different. 1673 1674 We see the people in security cam footage who just was unconsious raise up and just run away. OR like they are in a hurry. Even though they where normally wonderin around before. 1675 1676 Guy shaking his head. 1677 1678 GUY 1679 This is so fucked up. 1680 1681 SOme people in the community place go put their hand of one of the teenage kids that has a EuroLink brain implant. She is terrified and crying. 1682 1683 Freeze picture. 1684 1685 NARRATOR 1686 Soo. we need to talk about Hoodie, and Madbaker. And Coder. You know what they did. Without theem we'd be history. So I want to dedicate this to the motherfucking international groovy son of a bitch voodoo ass tities pussy dick lickin bitch gay homo nigger cocksucker ass nazi space ranger there is... 1687 1688 HOODIE 1689 Hey, you say ass twice man. 1690 1691 NARRATOR 1692 ...dickface sapiens cocoloco love u all yeah right dude man there is, he is satan and god combnined crunshed togeter to look like a normal human being. like so. btw. Dont believe in any of that shit or in any of this shit for that matter. Belive in Your Shit You Dip Shit Ass Hole Cock Sucker Evel Knivel I Come to Get You, you know. You beter get Down! Your ass is better get down on my dick cuz my dick is a god damn minigun! 1693 1694 Bang! Coder is turning up some frequencies on the grounding machine or whatever. More Electic buzzing sound. Tesla coil sounds. 1695 1696 HOODIE 1697 Tone it down maan. 1698 1699 CODER 1700 Fuck you man. 1701 1702 HOODIE 1703 you talking to me? 1704 1705 CODER 1706 I got this. I got this. 1707 1708 HOODIE 1709 (to Madbaker) 1710 I always knew u got it. I meen get it. Ya. 1711 1712 HOODIE 1713 (to Madbaker) 1714 We just worry about a new soundsystem man, then we'll be a'aight. 1715 1716 MADBAKER 1717 I guess so maan, I guess so. 1718 (rage) 1719 What the fuck is going on? Why the fuck is everything exploading around us? What the fuck. Who the fuck are those cocksucker trying to kill everyone? Scanvengers? Fuckin Link up my ass, wtf? 1720 1721 CODER 1722 (sweatty, writing code, tunin in on the knob) 1723 I got this. I got this... 1724 1725 Coder takes a Rasta Brew. 1726 1727 NARRATOR 1728 (get rid of this narrator, maybe) 1729 Ok, some more news. There's the war. Putin is loosing it. It's been going on for 15 years non stop. Europe and the world is united about taking him Daaaoouwwn naouuoow and is doing it very activly and winningly at the moment. Putin is hiding. He aint got much time left. His last known words are "Go to hell everybody". He Pushed the button. Nothing happens. there's a system failure. There's a call to the white house. 1730 1731 INT. GENERAL OFFICE USANDA 1732 1733 GENERAL in his 70-ies. He about to go home from office. A knock on the door, he looks at clock. Little bit sad. Sighs (Big Lez style) 1734 1735 GENERAL 1736 Yeees? 1737 1738 SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT comes in while trying to catch breath 1739 1740 SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT 1741 General sir! I am Special Ai.. 1742 1743 He drops something and flimbles with his hands, he is not saying nothing. Nothing makes any sense. 1744 1745 GENERAL 1746 Agent why dont you take a bucket of cold water ice water from the corner and pour that over yourself. 1747 1748 SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT 1749 the the button has been pressed, the button im sorry please I know I'm nevrvous cuz Ididnt want to be the one bringing in the news. (crying). 1750 1751 GENERAL 1752 Take the goddam bucket with ice water and pour it over your head. 1753 1754 AGENT 1755 Dir, sir, is it really necesary? 1756 1757 GENERAL 1758 DO IT Agent GodaDAMIT DO IT! 1759 1760 Agent goes to the bucket looks down on it, fuck he do not want to do it. 1761 1762 AGENT 1763 Sighs (big lez style) 1764 1765 He does it. 1766 1767 AGENT 1768 Fuuck, coold coold.. 1769 1770 GENERAL 1771 SHUT the FUCK UP ! now go out and do it again. BRING ME THE GODDAMIT ORDERS I SHOULD BE HOME BY NOW. STARIN AT MY GODDAM WALL OF MEDALS. YOU KNOW NOTIN ABOUT ME AND MY ACOMPHLISMENTS AGENT. NOTHING! 1772 1773 Agent goes out and comes back in. 1774 1775 AGNET 1776 Please, I beg you general not to do it. 1777 1778 GENERAL 1779 Special Agent? 1780 1781 SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT 1782 AAgent MJ Webb at your service sir! 1783 1784 He does a salute. 1785 1786 GENERAL 1787 Okey whatever your name was. Are you sure that the button is pressed? how many different distant of configmation points do we have. 1788 1789 Agent looks at his papers. 1790 1791 AGENT 1792 Seventhy. 1793 1794 Agent takes another look at his papers. 1795 1796 AGENT 1797 One, one. 1798 1799 GENERAL 1800 Is it Seventhy or one or Seventhy one Special agent, 1801 1802 AGENT 1803 It's Seventhy One Agent Seventhyone sir. one, one one .. 1804 1805 GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER 1806 Goddam Special Agent. Speak Up. This is important! get it right. 1807 (Shuts) 1808 Take another bucket of water agent flimsy! DO IT! 1809 1810 Agent puors anpther bucket of ice water over his head goes out and comes in again. 1811 1812 General takes a hearing aid apparatus and presses on. Eary feedback sound. He speaks into it loudly. 1813 1814 GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER 1815 Now, which one is it Special Agent? 1816 1817 General don't want to take this shit anymore, he is old, he want to get home. But he aint got no one. He is alone. His work is all there is. His military acomplishments. He aint got nothing else. 1818 1819 SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT 1820 It's seventhy one, one, one, one, one, one 1821 1822 The one is eccoing all over. Kernel shuts the hearing aid. There's no sounds now. 1823 1824 KERNEL 1825 I was afraid of that it beein that. 1826 1827 AGENT 1828 Please I didnt say notin. Kernel. I didn't. I do it again. 1829 1830 Agent runs to get the third icebucket water. Slo-motion. Kernel Turns around hits a button. There's a wall slicing the room thick motherfucking glass wall. 1831 1832 KERNEL 1833 (through mic and speakers to the other side of the sliced room) 1834 Where's the warhead now? 1835 1836 AGENT 1837 No warhead went off. It's some kind of a system failure. 1838 1839 KERNAL 1840 Oh, well. Edison, get me through the payback time program. I'll better set everything up. Once it's on it's on. You know how it is. It's in the protocol. 1841 1842 EDISON 1843 Payback time program ready. Give password. 1844 1845 KERNAL 1846 I got the keys, and the keys are mine, hrm.. 1847 (he crackles his voice) 1848 1849 KERNEAL 1850 Edison can we mute the other room. 1851 1852 KErnal drink some water. 1853 1854 KERNAL 1855 Edison is it muted? 1856 1857 We see agent in the other room. He still hears Keranlen. 1858 1859 EDISON 1860 Yes kernal. 1861 1862 KERNAL 1863 I got the keys, and the keys are mine, and no never, shall one ever, take away my keys, 1864 1865 KERNAL can see that Agent start to laugh. He and edison are laughing at Keranl password. 1866 1867 KERNAL 1868 Special Agent? What are you laughing about? Can you still hear me? Edison? Didnt you mute me? EDISON? 1869 1870 WE in other room we can hear Edison and Agent laughing at Kernal. Back in Kernal room he cant hear them laughing. 1871 1872 KERNAL 1873 Goddamit ok! I dont care you cant do anythin about it anyways. I am logging in. I got the keys, and the keys are mine, and no never, shall one ever, take away my keys, they belong to me. 1874 1875 Edison and Agent just laughing ridiculasly at Kernal. 1876 1877 EDISON 1878 (in with the Kernal, split voice) 1879 Loggin in to Program Payback Time. Give face for face recognition give foot for foot reqognition give mouth for penis reqognition. 1880 1881 Kernal gives Edison a smack. 1882 1883 KERNAL 1884 Okey Edison, this is you goddam last warning. 1885 1886 Edison and Agent still laughing. Edison not so much now. 1887 1888 KERNAL 1889 That's right Edison. I can screw you loose. I got the keys anyways. I just use my Ivanowitch friend a brother with a long penis too. 1890 1891 KErnal takes his AK-47 from his top drawer. 1892 1893 He goes to the wall where we see where Edison lives. In the wall. Hi is a computer system built in to the wall what the fuck? Kernal point the AK47 at Edison main brain. 1894 1895 AGENT 1896 Did you know he had that there? 1897 1898 EDISON 1899 Shit fuck ass fuck. fuck. WE fucked agent MJ Webb. Sorry. We should have killed that fucker while we could. This is the End. Sorry buddy. NIce knowing ya. 1900 1901 Music. Slo-motion. 1902 1903 There's alot of passwords and fingerprint and eyescanning and head measure and foot print but in the end we have kernal with two buttons. 1904 1905 KERNAL 1906 Okey Agent, ready for some Payback Time! 1907 1908 Kernal pressing buttons. 1909 1910 There's a houndred nuclear warheads going off from all over the world. Pointing to russia. 1911 1912 CUT TO: 1913 1914 SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE looking at computer screen. 1915 1916 SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE 1917 What the hell just happen?? 1918 1919 There's nuclear warheads going off all pointing to Russia. Russia isnt sending any? 1920 1921 SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE 1922 This is a terrible, terrible, terrible 1923 1924 EXT. INT. CODER FROM WINDOW 1925 1926 CODER 1927 ..mistake I did a terrible misstake. I know how to fix it now. 1928 1929 Coder turns a knob and there's electic shocks everywhere. On all of them. There's an electric shock going up from Coders house in the sky. Humongus Explotion. BIG HUGE MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT ZAP ONE TIE. 1930 1931 EXT. EARTH FROM OUTER SPACE 1932 1933 There's a small light coming from south of Finland, Skinnarby actually. It grows and suddnly BIG BADA BOOM! I's a huge Light seen from space. We see the nuclear warheads all over flying. they start buzzin. Electic shocks on them. GoPro footage. 1934 1935 INT. KERNEL OFFICE 1936 1937 KERNEL 1938 Well it was nice knwing you Agent. See you again someday hopefully. Hahaha. 1939 (laughing) 1940 1941 Kernel step inside an old elevator laughing. 1942 1943 KERNEL 1944 So long suckers. 1945 1946 Elevator door closes. To secret under ground bunker, that's bonkers. 1947 1948 CUT TO: 1949 1950 SPCIAL AGENT SOMWHERE ELSE 1951 WHatydfaaa? the warheads stopped or what are they dooing? 1952 1953 Warheads flyin in circles trying to catch some warm winds. We see they make wierd circles on the computer screen. 1954 1955 INT. PUTIN 1956 1957 Putin is sitting at his desk. Alone in his big room. With this humongus desk we all love to hate to know. 1958 1959 PUTIN 1960 (in russian) Camera ready. 1961 1962 There's a fat russian tv reporter ARZ or ARZHOV making Putin tv news broadcast and Putin Bodyguard True Face, A faking giant of a man. His the Kong in King, the Chong of the Cheech. He follow you anywhere u got him on your side. Arrz put music cassette player he carry with him on a table nearby, he takes a casette from his pocket with white gloves and opens it and takes out the casette. CLOSE UP casette player, he puts the casette in the player. It looks funny. Three people in that humongus room. We can see Arrz got a damn fine three point tv lighting systems. The windows are a scenografy. They are in a huge cave or something. 1963 1964 Arrz give four fingers in the following order. Little one, Pointy One, Ring One, Middle One. Up in the sky. 1965 1966 PUTIN 1967 (in russian) Comrads. 1968 1969 Putin give sign to Arrz to put on casette player. He put it on. SOVJET MUSIC. 1970 1971 EXT. IN THE SKY 1972 1973 Warheads screens, go "initate World PEace MOde...". Some buzzing stil going on but other than that pretty smooth i say. 1974 1975 CUT TO: 1976 1977 SPCIAL AGENT SOMWHERE ELSE 1978 Waat is goin on? 1979 1980 CUT TO: 1981 1982 Russian family whatching Putin news. Heey nice it's that same Apple tree family with that kid jumping outta that window. Lets watch that again. 1983 1984 CUT TO: 1985 1986 KID1 is not daring to jump. 1987 1988 KID2 1989 hey, then it was for nothing. 1990 1991 KID2 1992 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1993 1994 KID1 1995 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1996 1997 Kid1 jumps again of of that window. Swings around the tree and in through another window. 1998 1999 KID2 2000 Nice. 2001 2002 CUT TO: 2003 2004 Family watching Putin propaganda. The boy drops in through the window. The Tv goes dark. They hear this electric buzzing UFO sourcer sound. They look out in window, it start a storm. They shut the window. Fuckin trees and cars blowing away. The tv comes on again. Putin is now naked getting electrified from Arrz three point tv light system. It buzzing crazy. Looking like putin is gettin ass rapped and lightning buzzed in his ass. Then the TV blows up. 2005 2006 CUT TO: 2007 2008 Sky. Warheads still smooth sailing 2009 2010 CUT TO: 2011 2012 Kernel office, Kernel still get electricuted a little bit. 2013 2014 CUT TO: 2015 2016 People form all wake up from the euro neuro link and everybody everyhwere say this 2017 2018 EVERYBODY 2019 sup? 2020 2021 Some people drag on it. 2022 2023 SOMEBODY 2024 suuup? 2025 2026 Everybody cheering. Everywhere. 2027 2028 INT. TV FAMILY 2029 2030 Cheering. 2031 2032 MOTHER 2033 Anyone have some more apple pie! 2034 2035 EVERYBODY 2036 Yeee! 2037 2038 Cheering. 2039 2040 INT. COMMUNITY PLACE 2041 2042 Everybody cheering. That little girl is relieaved. Everybody is happy for her. 2043 2044 INT. CODERS HOME 2045 2046 MADBAKER 2047 Turn that godam thing off! 2048 2049 Coder shuts the thing without even doingg anything. He knows he already done enough for today. He getting tired anyway. So all buzzing just go out and of and everything is bac to normal. no actualy it is better. There was always that buzzing sound when near coder. Not anymore. What the hell just happend? Yep, no buzzin no where. 2050 2051 CODER 2052 Preeetty neat eh? 2053 2054 MADBAKER 2055 What the hell man? 2056 2057 EXT. CODER YARD 2058 2059 They open the Van side door to the back. 2060 2061 CODER 2062 Sorry, didnt meen to blow up your soundsystem man. 2063 2064 CUT TO: 2065 2066 INT. MADBAKERS VAN 2067 2068 CODER 2069 There we go. Press on. It'll work. 2070 2071 Coder put coupple of tools away in his morning coat. Madbaker put on his soundsystem in his van and it works. MUSIC. 2072 2073 MADBAKER 2074 FAntastic maan! Let's tune it up! 2075 2076 He tunes up the soundsystem of his to the degree that it oversaturates and sounds like shit. 2077 2078 MADBAKER 2079 (Shouting cuz the loud music) 2080 HEY! Thanks a loot buddy! Hey you come some day to my bakery you fix my soundsystem there also i give u some fresh baked bread man 2081 2082 EXT. CODER YARD 2083 2084 Hoodie and Madbaker go from Coedr Yard. Grab window Hommansby Raakan style. 2085 2086 EXT. HOODIES PLACE 2087 2088 MADBAKER 2089 Thanks for helping with my soundsystem. 2090 2091 HOODIE 2092 njaaaaeeeh dont mention it buddy. See you man. I see you. 2093 2094 Madbaker drives away from Hoodies place. End Music. Or, er, what would seem like it. Crane shot. Madbaker drives away. Hoodie goes to his place. It's not end credits music it some kind of american car. Driving, now past the screen. Oh the music is from that cars soundsystem as it fades away as the car drives furhter and further away. Now there's another good song. This one probably the end credits. NOpe, it's another american car. WTF. another aand another. It sound like a mixtape with humongus amount of american cars. Now there's these bikers. Now all we hear is them gasing away, same way Madbaker went. WTF!? ...did this just get into an american car show thing? fucking wierd movie. 2095 2096 THere's this electic buzzing again in the sky. Something is buzzing again. Oh no. It's that sound again. Now, even worse. Like a motherfakin plane, no, worse, mortar, no shit, I remember. It's that nuclear warhead coming d. 2097 2098 The nuuclear warhead lands on Hommansby fields. It just land there. Nobody got hurt. SMACK. That's it. And there it was. Didnt work. NOne of them bombs did. Yeah. Crazy story eh. Crazy shit for sure. 2099 2100 Picture of the warhead in pieces on the fields. American car show people also there. Taking pictures of them and the warhead. 2101 2102 Everybody saw when it happen, there just so happen to be an american car show there and then that evening 0420pm Skinnarby Time. SMACK! 2103 2104 EXT. WARHEAD LANDING PLACE 2105 2106 Some months later. Hoodie, Coder and Madbaker standing at the warhead landing place on the field. 2107 2108 HOODIE 2109 Now when I think about it it's that same sound as that boy doing that backflippin with his bike. Landin in the swamps. Facepalm. SMACK! 2110 2111 MADBAKER 2112 Yeah! Same sound. Same sound. 2113 2114 CODER 2115 Oh, boy. 2116 2117 HOODIE 2118 What 2119 2120 CODER 2121 That boy got famous for that backflip facepalm. 2122 2123 HOODIE 2124 You bet, you bet. 2125 2126 INT. CODER - AROUND CHRISTMAS - A YEAR LATER 2127 2128 Hoodie, Madbaker and COder have a party and makin some home liqure. Some pure 96%. 2129 2130 CODER 2131 I need it for my mushroom factory. 2132 2133 HOODIE 2134 Yeeeee riiiight buddy.. 2135 2136 MADBAKER 2137 What was the fix anyways. the one that you did when the world almost ended seemd like. 2138 2139 CODER 2140 You talkin to me 2141 2142 HOODIE 2143 SIghs (B.L.S.) 2144 2145 CODER 2146 I show y'all 2147 2148 Coder open up cellar door in the middle of the kitchen. He shoe he Rastabrew brewery. He got laser on the water locki, counting bubble system somthin man. 2149 2150 We see a big picture of Coder in the cellar, he got lot of food, root fruits and glass cans, etikettes "RastaStew". "Fermented sauces". 2151 2152 MADBAKER 2153 What are you sayin? 2154 2155 HOODIE 2156 I think he trying to say he somehow experimenting with the beer yeast to get just more statistics, results, as a joke. He forgot it on. Forgot about it. 2157 2158 Madbaker lookin wierdly at Hoodie. Hoodie looking at COder, aint that right!? 2159 2160 Coder nodding. Madbaker WTF!? GTOH. 2161 2162 Coder takes up tuba it same from chicken house, red shed. He try to play it. It sound like shit. 2163 2164 Everybody look like WTF!? 2165 2166 CUT TO: 2167 2168 Black. 2169 2170 Music. 2171 2172 The boy, KID1, has grown up. We get to see his most viral backflip faceplant smack down in the swamp video. 2173 2174 EXT. SKATE PARK 2175 2176 He in skate park. He rollin go smooth. He see this guy come up in a old Red Toyota Carina. He come up to boy. Pull down window. He like do you know this man to the boy. He got a picture of Hoodie. 2177 2178 The KID1 shake his head. 2179 2180 KID1 2181 Never seen. 2182 2183 The man in the red Carina drive away from the skate park. Crane shot down on the boy comin back in picture. He remember something. It was the same guy who killed his parents and his sister. 2184 2185 Music. 2186 2187 CUT TO: 2188 2189 a Rockman Brothers movie 2190 2191 a Rastabrew film 2192 2193 Picture of Sheeta Rasta Chick. 2194 2195 Picture of Pirate Cock The Real Jack Sparrow. 2196 2197 A Beckman Brothers film 2198 2199 Back to Back 2200 2201 Story by Rob and Marty 2202 2203 Written and Directed by Rob 2204 2205 Scored by Marty, Jay and Hoodie 2206 2207 (Credits in order of appearence) 2208 2209 We see face swamp planting from everybody in the movie. And everyone from crew and behind the camera.