commit abc531c4c7dd033aa0889a42b5dbdb2a9eaee284
parent 7d9549204cce07f71e5ba8935b51a2b764b6cba7
Author: rob <rob@tarina.org>
Date: Tue, 2 May 2023 21:23:13 +0300
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1 file changed, 9 insertions(+), 60 deletions(-)
diff --git a/dickpenis.fountain b/dickpenis.fountain
@@ -144,8 +144,6 @@ Wait...
Nick runs out of the bar half bent as very sad and dramatic music plays from the jukebox.
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EXT. WOODS NIGHT
Woods in the winter. Snow you can walk on. When it been a couple days above zero celcius and then get cold so the snow melt and then freeze to snow ice. You can walk on the snow/ice everywhere. It hold, sometime even hold a freakin car.
@@ -562,14 +560,14 @@ HAave a COld one!
(Singing with a Choir)
Cauze evybaadi should have one
-INT. CODERS HOME
+INT. CODERS HOUSE KITCHEN - EVENING
Still hearing the Tv Voice in the background
TV VOICE
Happies and Hoppiest of hopps ...(zap buzz!)
-The Tv shuts off. Picture of dead chili plants. Picture of Aphids, small little green bugs of some of them chili plant leaves and stems. Pictures of other chilipeppers plants dooin just fine. It's blue outside contry to the inside with green chiliplants and nice led full spectrum light. Outside is lots of snow, it dark blue. We hear the coffe going in the background probably in kitchen, nope it's a coffe table near keyboard. There is a smoke going also. HOme rolled.
+The Tv shuts off. Picture of dead chili plants. Picture of Aphids, small little green bugs of some of them chili plant leaves and stems. Pictures of other chilipeppers plants dooin just fine. It's blue outside contra the inside with green chiliplants and nice led full spectrum lights. Outside is lots of snow, its dark blue. We hear the coffe going in the background probably in kitchen, nope it's a coffe table near keyboard. There is a smoke going also. HOme rolled.
We see Coder takin the pan with on going droppin coffe and then manages to somehow not spill any and puts pan with still droppin water on coffe maker plate the MOCCAMASTER, old and dirty. Oh so he used another cup to put the coffee filter thing on. NO magic goin on here. Water however dropped on the plate.
@@ -581,12 +579,7 @@ Coder sippin coffe. He look at some paper throews it back where it was.Coder lig
ANET-A8 (3D PRINTER)
(robot voice, bit like stephens)
-Good mornin mattafuuckeeeeer! is gonna be a cloudy day. Beter stay in coding. Two new messages.
-
-Coder rips power of of Anet-a8. Small electric explosion.
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-ANET-A8
-See you later suckeeeer!
+Wazzzaaaaaaaaaaa!! it be a cloudy day 71% chance of rain. Beter stay in coding. Two new messages.
The ANET-A8 voice is like fallin down a well before it go out with a static buzz.
@@ -594,71 +587,27 @@ PUMPING TECHNO MUSIC alá MR ROBOT. CODER got some kinda machine that is rotatin
CLOSE UP Ladybugs eatings some Aphids. Lot of plants. Small plant buddies coming up from ground in pots with soil, purpleish growing light lights the ladybugs crawlin around in the healty looking soil.
-EXT. WOODS - DAY
-
-A tractor in the woods. Cutting down trees. There's someone with skiis in the woods on a hill looking down on the tractor a rock throw away. He maybe stop byy just lookin. He goes for the hill. Is it Coder? WHo is it goin fast, he go through thick spruce trees, somehow not falling. He come downhill with he skiis to the tractor lookin ginda stupid but cool i guess. He dont fall. He go to tractor. Tractor open door. Throws a box on the ground. We see TRACTOR MAN. Look sad and look like he be sitting there for a long time just smokn cigarettes and drinkin coffee.
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-TRACTOR MAN
-Fix it.
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-CODER
-Hey maan, u didnt need to throw it on the ground.
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-Coder does this movement with his shoulder and point with both arms at the box.
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-TRACTOR MAN
-It was a gravity fall test. now we know if it dont break dont fix it. Fix it it broken, ok, sometings up. yo. Fix it.
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-Coder just show he dont now what up. Tractor man just starring at Coder while Coder do this yo I don't know what's up body language.
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-TRACTOR MAN
-It works but it's crap. You knew about it. All theses years you could have fixed it, patched it, you said you knew it was buggy and that you gonna patch it up. Then suddenly you swing by 10 years later. 10 years later. Haha haha. Very funny.
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-CODER
-Okey maan, I look into it.
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-Coder pic up the box, it look ok, he looks at it, turns it around. Coder's like sup man? ok, ok, i lookin in to it.
-
-Close up of coder he start thinkin, long time ago I did this stupid thing, wait a minute, yeah now I remember. He goes off a downhill, whoa, he almost drop the box.
-
-INT. CODER HOME
-
-Music like Bob Dylan - Hurricane.
-
-Close UP Coder fixing the thing. Pluggin the device in to this roatry thing he buildin. We see screen. COder is writing in the terminal.
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-nmap 27.71.27.*
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-We see Coder writing looking bored. He goes throgh wome of hes old papers. He find aa really old crappy papper, coffe stain all over it. Something it's written there. About the encoder probalby. He goes to the roatry thing on the table. Turn it around looks at the screen, LaZers! but Coder hii bored. Back to screen hee now sshd in wizzard@oz he write
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-vim main.c
-
-We go into c code we looks at it he go.
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-CODER
-Whadda fuuuck have i been smoking.
-
-Mise-en-scéne while he patches up the code in Vim. We see a clean up version of same code to the roatry coder program he probably written cuz he goddam awesome, we then see hi build this gui to it just to show his amazing skills in python3 and Kivy on a Raspberry pi with touchscreen.
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Music fades. Wind. Cold howlin wind.
EXT. CODER YARD - WINTER EVENING
-We back out. Coder leave house with the box. There is a snow storm outside. Coder just go into the snow blaze with this box.
+We back out. Coder leave house with a box. There is a snow storm outside. Coder just go into the snow blaze with this box.
EXT. WOODS - EVENING
+There is a tractor in the woods.
+
Coder open up tractor door. Still fuckin blazing outside. Look like it raining ice. Coders hair is all frozen and fuck up. He got these snowboard glases. He happy he got it patched now. We see Tractor Man turnin of radio.
CODER
(all yelling cuz of the storm)
-Yeah, you where right, I didnt know what I was doing back then now it works.
+It should work now.
Close UP on Tractor Man just givin thumbs up and plug box in and then reach for the door to close it.
We outside. Door doesnt want to shut cuz all of the snow and ice just blazed in the tractor.
-Inside tracotr. Man tries to slam door shut. Three time. He frustrated and go more more big time. What the hell is hoodie in between or somethin?
+Inside tracotr. Man tries to slam door shut. Three time. He frustrated and go more more big time.
Tractor Man fucking slams that Tractor door shut and start the tractor.
@@ -675,7 +624,7 @@ Coder notice someone follow him. Look like black thing with glowin eyes in the w
CODER
(V.O.)
-We imagine only what we've been told what's real. When we start to find out what's really real, we get amazed, so amazed that we shut us in deeper in the abyss of false promesis, the truth hurts. then u start thinking, then u notice it is beautiful the way it supposed to be, natural ways. Natures been here longer than us, liste to the old and wise. We killed our fields with fertilizers and poison. When Russia cut the gas suddenly we didnt have all that cheap energy, we couldnt grow food the stupid way anymore.
+We imagine only what we've been told what's real. When we start to find out what's really real, we get amazed, so amazed that we don't even believe it and we shut us in deeper in the abyss of false promises, the truth can hurt and then u start thinking and u notice it is beautiful the way it is. When they cut the gas suddenly we didnt have all that cheap energy, we couldnt afford to grow food the stupid way anymore.
These beeing still following Coder.
