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1 Title: 2 __**DICK PENIS**__ 3 Credit: Written by 4 Author: Robin Johannes 5 Source: Story by Beckmen Brothers 6 Draft date 4/20/2022 Second draft 7 Contact: 8 A Rastabrew Production 9 Permanent Culture International 10 Robins Trägård 11 Lapinkyläntie 778 12 07870 Skinnarby, FINLAND 13 14 === 15 16 A sound described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space crafty. Rotating Earthy. That's right, rotating earthy. 17 18 >**DICK PENIS**< 19 20 >**a Rockman Brothers movie**< 21 22 >**written by Robin Johannes**< 23 24 >**story by Beckmen Brothers**< 25 26 >**dedicated to All The Free, Fuck YEah!**< 27 28 >**a Rastabrew production**< 29 30 >**in association with**< 31 32 >**Radio Rymd**< 33 34 >**Permanent Culture International**< 35 36 >**Robins Trägård, Skinnarby, FINLAND**< 37 38 === 39 40 EXT. STREET CORNER BAR - NIGHT 41 42 NICK PENN 43 I knew I shouldn't have gone out with the thing loaded. I just wanted to feel like everybody else. 44 45 INT. STREET CORNER BAR 46 47 It's quite empty. Some peoples in the back with the jukebox machine. The bartender is sitting smoking a cigaret and watching sports on a little telly up in the ceiling. It's a dark cozy Irish looking place with some green and red lights here and there. 48 49 NICK PENN, is looking somewhat chubby and mysterious with his long greyish inverness cape and his hat. He is sitting looking out the window through his round blueish sunglases in the middle of the bar. There's rain drops merging and like tears they stream down the window. CLOSE-UP Nick through the rain drops. 50 51 NICK 52 Sometime things stay the same for loong long times, we tend to stay in the loops, even if it's not that great. When we're in it we don't know how things could be different and all of a sudden. Things change. Fast, so fast that you hardly know whats going on. 53 54 NICK 55 Then you come out on the otherside changed forever, looking back, how come I didn't get it? how come I needed to go through all this nothingness. I sometime feel like I don't even exist, like I'm a ghost. Forever alone. 56 57 You hear the bar door open and a lady in high heels walks in slow motion in to the bar. Her walk and legs are beautiful. The high heels eco in the bar as the heel hits the hard old oak floor. Nick can sens something in the air, the smell of her. He doesn't dare to look. 58 59 CLOSE-UP her blue red lips. 60 61 BEAUTIFUL LADY 62 Hi, I'm just passing by. Do you have a restroom I could use? 63 64 BARTENDER 65 Sure it's back to the left. 66 67 BEAUTIFUL LADY 68 Thank you so much. Not to bother you but I want to know when it was cleaned. I want to offer you a payment of course. 69 70 BARTENDER 71 It was cleaned today just an hour ago. You don't really have to pay. 72 73 BEAUTIFUL LADY 74 I want to pay you aand can you perhaps also fill me a glass of water? 75 76 BARTENDER 77 Sure thing. 78 79 The lady continues to move in what feels like slow motion to the back of the bar. Nick can sense every movement she makes as her high-heel ecoes in the bar. CLOSE-UP Nick still watching the rain. 80 81 One of the guys at the jukebox gives the other a push as they both take a look at the lady in the blue dark dress. 82 83 BEUTIFUL LADY 84 (giggles as she gives both the guys fly kisses) 85 86 Nick turns his head as he is about to get up. She dissapear in the dark back left of the bar. Nick gets up in a little chubby way. Almost like he got a bad stomach or something. 87 88 NICK PENN 89 Oolrite pal, what do I own ya? 90 91 BARTENDER 92 that's gonna be... les round it to a total of two fifty. 93 94 NICK PENN 95 hey make another, house brew, here's three. 96 97 Nick puts three houndred bills down. Bartender pours another house brew, "Corner Brew" in a shot glass. Nick empties it. 98 99 NICK PENN 100 okey, thanks buddy. 101 102 Nick gives the bardisk a clap as a door in the back of the bar closes and we get to hear does ecoing high-heels again. 103 104 Just as Nick is about to leave he takes a look over his shoulder and sees her. 105 106 BEAUTIFUL LADY 107 Nick! is it you? 108 109 Her face changes. 110 111 NICK 112 Iris? 113 114 IRIS 115 (very emotional) 116 Yes, how are you Nick? 117 118 They keep their distance. Like they both be stoned. 119 120 NICK 121 I'm.. I'm .. 122 123 IRIS 124 I've been thinking about you Nick. And wondering. 125 126 NICK 127 aa .. 128 129 IRIS 130 What are you up to Nick? 131 132 Iris closes in on Nick. She comes close in slo-mo into his space. Nicks eyes get open. We hear his pulse raise. His heart beat. Iris touches his face smoothly as a feather as she gets closer. 133 134 IRIS 135 I'm still here. 136 137 Nick suddenly gets a stomachache and he bends over a little, like a spasm. 138 139 NICK 140 I have to go Iris. 141 142 IRIS 143 Wait... 144 145 Nick runs out of the bar half bent as very sad and dramatic music plays from the jukebox. 146 147 EXT. WOODS NIGHT 148 149 Woods in the winter. Snow you can walk on. When it been a couple days above zero celcius and then get cold so the snow melt and then freeze to snow ice. You can walk on the snow/ice everywhere. It hold, sometime even hold a freakin car. 150 151 A Deer chillin in the dark blue woods walking on snow. Finding things to eat. 152 153 Deer run away cuz there's a road nearby and a rusty old van. 154 155 The van drives right at us and park in front of us. 156 157 The van steaming. Left van door opens. CLOSE UP. Tobacco butts, used needles and other shit fall out of the van. CLOSE UP boots. A BIG GUY climbs out of the left front seat. Walks to the Van sidedoor and open it. 158 159 Right front van door open. UGLY JAMES BOND VILLAIN get out. HE go straight to the back of the van. He open back door and two more guys jump out. BADGUY1 and BADGUY2, lookin like they gonna go on a mission. They lit their cigarettes. 160 161 CLOSE UP lot of different guns in the van. 162 163 BIG GUY start checking em guns. 164 165 Ugly James Bond Villain looks past the camera smokin. 166 167 UGGLY JAMES BOND VILLAIN 168 It is going to be an easy one. Both houses in and out. 169 170 Throw cigarette butt on grund. 171 172 EXT. TWO HOUSES 173 174 We see two houses near each other. On a hill. A road connecting the houses upon the hill. A cementary on the other side of the road. We look where road goes. Theres that same van comming. The rusty old van. 175 176 INT. FAMILY TV ROOM 177 178 FATHER, MOTHER, SON, DOTTER watchin TV. They sit in sofa and arm chair watching this small TV. They watch Mononoke. The scene where our hero is ready to go out watchin the world with unclouded eyes. They have a fireplace and a fire goin. 179 180 FATHER 181 (Obama voice) 182 Ok, now we need to check the news. It on now. We can then continue with the movie later. 183 184 He stop movie. Boy and Girl sighs. They are about to go away, leave their laid back positions. 185 186 FATHER 187 No, no don't raise up. don't go, this is family time. We doin it together. This will only take couple of minutes and you learn something very new that your life could depend on. 188 189 FATHER 190 Now I want you kids to see the real world. So you'd grow up in the real world and know what to do in the real world. Now what do you do in the real world? 191 192 BOY 193 You go to moon. 194 195 SISTER 196 You do something valuable for you and others around you. 197 198 FATHER 199 Good answer. Now lets watch the news for couple minutes, ok. 200 201 Tv swithes channel to the 9pm news. 9pm Tv News anchor turns around in the dark. Light come on. 202 203 9PM TV NEWS ANCHOR 204 Welcome to 9pm News. There's been another murder near the small town of Purple Lilly. It's confirmed that the tragedy took place last night at around 10-11pm, another family gone in these brutal series of murders. 205 206 We see house. Police and Ambulance lights. Bodies are carried out on stretchers with white blankets on them by firemen. They lay the bodies on stretchers outside the house and go in to get more bodies. 207 208 REPORTER 209 The murder took place here at their home in their home village close by the town of Purple Lilly. We asked a neighbour if they heard anythin unusual around 3am when the murder took place. 210 211 Neighbour chewing gum. 212 213 NEIGHBOUR 214 wow, am I like on the tv news now. wow. naa I aint heard shiit but grounge whole night me an my homies we playin Louuuud I aint hearin but constant ringing. Like this. 215 216 He does this white noise thing sound. Sounds awful. 217 218 NEIGHBOUR 219 wooow! (get sentimental) you real fine looking lady, 220 (looking at reporter) 221 you are a beautiful woman you know that. Speak to me. I love to hear you speak to me 222 223 Neighbour turns to the camera. 224 225 NEIGHBOUR 226 Yeeee, yeee, yee!! sup everyboody! 227 228 Neigbour turns back to Reporter. 229 230 NEIGHBOUR 231 Naa, na, I meen, I understand these killers go after the ones owning somthin, right? He, rest in peace my neighbour and his whole family, he was a like a brother to me, he really was a good guy you know, helped everybodi in this community, help gro good food. He knew lot of useful stuff. What to do with pest, bugs and shit. He said naa, it is a paradise for the good guys. They gonna eat all those bad bug motherfuckers. He legend around here you know. I gonna miss him a lot. He got lot of good guitar riffs and licks. Sometime we played together. He had lot of laand you know. That's why they came after him. It aint right, iit aint right. This shit is noot right. You know what lady. Come with me I show you my bar at my place. I make some ooown home breew. Please. Come for one. It's on the house. 232 233 Father shut of the TV. 234 235 Mother and dotter looking terrified of what they just saw in the news. 236 237 MOTHER 238 Now we could have had a nice evenin without knowing that. 239 240 FATHER 241 Yeah. You're absolutely right. Ok, kids its bedtime. 242 243 GIRL 244 What if they come here dad to our house. Dad. 245 246 FATHER 247 No, they wont. 248 249 GIRL 250 How you so sure dad? 251 252 FATHER 253 cause they wont come here. 254 255 MOTHER 256 You heard your father, now you to go wash your teeth, I come tok you in and read you a good night story. 257 258 BOY 259 Yeeee. I want you to read the story with the lizzard mAAN. 260 261 MOTHER 262 Now, go brush your teeth. 263 264 The kids run upstairs. 265 266 EXT. TWO HOUSES 267 268 The van is parked at the first house. We see gun shots inside house. They using silencers. THey come out. Some from back some from main door. They leave main door open. There's a dead body laying on the floor. Bad guys get back to the parked van. They reload. 269 270 INT. HOUSE 271 272 Kids brush teeth. Boy is ready. Spit out, drink water, put toothbrush back and run away from mirror and sink. Girl still brushin her teeth. 273 274 BOY 275 (O.S) 276 I'm reeaaadyyyy. 277 278 INT. FAMILY TV ROOM 279 280 Father and Mother still in sofa. 281 282 MOTHER 283 (crying) 284 What's happening with the world. What's goin oon? 285 286 Father hugs Mother. 287 288 FATHER 289 Don't you worry. We gonna be fine. I promise. We gonna be just fine. 290 291 BOY 292 (O.S) 293 Maaaaaaam! I'm reeeaaadyyy! 294 295 Mother brushes her tear away and Mother and Father kisses. Mother then leave to go read for the kids. 296 297 EXT. SHED AND HOUSE 298 299 Bad guys POV. We see in the window from the outside mother leave dad in tv room. She go in other room. Kids room. 300 301 Bad guys standing at this shed. 302 303 BAD GUY 304 You know I'm gonna save some bullets on this one. 305 306 Bad guy leave hi silencer gun against the shed wall and pick up the nearby axe. 307 308 BAD GUY2 309 Ok, I'm in that to maan. 310 311 BAD BUY2 leave his gun and take a showel. 312 313 Bad guys walk to the big lit window of the house. 314 315 INT. TV ROOM 316 317 The Father notices something is up. He got a HUnch. He looks to the window. 318 319 Father goes to the kidis room. 320 321 INT. KIDS ROOM 322 323 FATHER 324 Hey, why dont we all sleep upstair tonight. It's warmer there. Feels a little cold here. 325 326 BOY 327 WYeee!! 328 329 The boy run out of room and upstair with pillow and a blanket. Mother sitting in a chair. She was about to read from a book. Father kisses Mother on head. She smiles while shakin her head. 330 331 INT. STAIRS 332 333 Girl go up the stairs with pillow and blanket. CLOSE UP her feet. Running up stairs. Slo-mo. 334 335 EXT. HOUSE 336 337 Slo-mo. CLOSE UP a sledge hammer from front. From behind. Bad Guy give it full swing. It's going to go through the window. 338 339 INT. KIDS ROOM 340 341 CLOSE UP Dad looks out the window. It's just piched black out there. He start running for the mother who is now gettin outta the kids room. Into TV room. We see the sledge hammer on the outside just about to hit the window, TV room window. Mother is entering the room. Slo-mo. 342 343 CLOSE UP Father face. slo-mooo. 344 345 FATHER 346 NoooooO1! Get Down! 347 348 CLOSE UP window crash. Glass is flying. The sledge hammer still flying into the TV room. 349 350 CLOSE UP Father grips mothers hand. So grippingly that she does a tango move. She swing around and then lift her hand. LOokin serious in Father eyse. Father still holding her hand and make her follow him into the TV room, they run on the floor, where the sledgehammer is now sliding and bouncing on against the fireplace. 351 352 Father looking at floor. Shit all fucked up with glass. He turn around. He see bad guys on the outside of the window coming in. Slo-mo. Bad guys. Raising up their two guns, an axe, and a shovel. 353 354 CLOSE UP father does this kung foo move with his feet to clean away the glas for Mother. 355 356 INT. STAIRS 357 358 They get into the stairs from downstair TV room. 359 360 We hear bad guy walking on the glass on the floor in TV room, CLOSE UP Father sliced he foot on the glas a little bit. 361 362 The girl is upstairs and knows where fathers shotgun is at. She opens a secret drawer. The girl run and throw shotgun to father down the stairs. She run some more and throw a belt with shells. Father pumping shotgun standing down the stairs half way down. He put belt with shells on over his shoulder. Mother is behind him. Father goes to see what up with his shotgun up. FATHER POV. FATHER CLOSE UP. Goin down the stairs. Slowly. 363 364 FATHER 365 (shouting) 366 Go! RUN! 367 368 The girl take a knife from secret drawer. The boy is upstair looking at sister going down. CLOSE UP. feet. CLOSE UP girl with knife. BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC. The Thing and Rammstein mashup. 369 370 CLOSE UP dad down stair, still taking cover from the wall looking at broken window. Looking at the sledghammer. WTF?! SHit fuck where are they. Ok. Take it easy. I got my shotgun. He look at his woman and girl coming down in the stairs with a knife. 371 372 FATHER 373 just stay here ok. 374 375 Father show them to get down. 376 377 They get down. 378 379 The mother then goes to grab hold on to Dad. She doesn't want him to go. He goes anyways. He got to. 380 381 Dad is going into the TV Room. There's a bad guy. Dad shoots, misses. Somebody shoot at him. A shot cuts open his cheek and makes a huge hole into the wall where the girl is standing next to mother. 382 383 The girl and mother look like OMFG WTF. 384 385 FATHER 386 Stay down! 387 388 Father take cover from a brown leather tv chair and put more ammo in shotgun. He shoot. He miss. He shoot again just to scare them off. They shoot at him. The leg of the tv chair goes into pieces from one shot. Then the back of the chair. Three holes in that. Father manages to not get shot. The chair is now on three legs. 389 390 A guy from behind Father hit him with a shovel in his head. He shoot this guys shovel when he is trying to do it again. The shovel bounces in bad guy head. Nice DONG! sound. 391 392 The father crawl up. He look at girl. He nod. The girl does a Kung Foo move. She start running with the knife. 393 394 Father grab bad guy arm. He swing him around, he down on floor, SMACK! GIRL stab him in heart. He go out. Girl go hide behind dad. 395 396 GIRL 397 One down, there's at least two more. 398 399 FATHER 400 God job sweatheart. 401 402 Dad give girl a kiss on the forehead. 403 404 GIRL 405 Anytime dad, anytime. 406 407 FATHER 408 (whisper) 409 ok, go out through back window go check their back. See if you see something. Stay in the shadows, as you been thought. Come back. only if it safe ok. 410 411 They can hear that the bad guys has their mother and boy upstair. Father give hand sign to girl go. 412 413 FATHER 414 be the shadow. 415 416 Predator music. Girl goes in the back of the downstair, there's a small window. She climb up to that window. Open and go out into the darkness. 417 418 Father clear down stair TV room. And kid room. He open the Pannuhuone room. There's bad guy comming straight at him with an axe. He shot him down. He blast into two pieces. 419 420 EXT. OUTSIDE 421 422 The girl is outside by the shed. She notices soething. a fucking automatic rifle just standing there against shed wall. She OMFG. 423 424 She take of the gun silencer. 425 426 INT. STAIRS 427 428 Father going up stairs slowly commando style. 429 430 INT. UPSTAIR 431 432 Two bad guys have Mother and Son as hostige. They in the upstair tv room. Father comes upstair. He see the situation. 433 434 Father put the gun down. Bad guys laughing. They point their gun at him. Just as they gonna blow him away. Automatic gunfire from outside breaking the window and kills one of the bad guys. 435 436 EXT. HOUSE 437 438 Girl shooting at one of bad guys through the window from outside. He is dancing. 439 440 EXT. UPSTAIR 441 442 Bad guy still dancing from all the bullets. His torsos just all blown up from the bullets. The other bad guy is still alive. Mother and son got down. Close up Father picks up his shotgun and shoot. He goes into full Rambo Commando mode. Jumps. Flying and shooting with his shotgun in slo-mo. BLAM! pump, BLAM! pump. 443 444 FATHER 445 AAaaargh! 446 447 We see the last bad guy shot one time up in the ceiling as he is shot dead into pieces by father. 448 449 CLOSE UP father still in air. BLAM! pump, BLAM! pump. Still in the air. 450 451 The girl still standin same location outside. We see her outside as we hear the dead bad guy fall to the floor. Body fall. 452 453 Dad show to mother and son to stay down as he raises himself and clearing the room. ok. Mother and son CLOSE UP they get up. 454 455 EXT. OUTSIDE 456 457 The girl standing with the automatic rifle. Clear area with turning head scouting around. She nods to dad. 458 459 INT. UPSTAIR 460 461 Dad nods to her through the broken window. 462 463 We hear somekinda device start to beep. It's a rocket launcher the UGLY BAD GUY has. 464 465 FATHER 466 (looking at girl outside) 467 Run! 468 469 EXT. OUTSIDE 470 471 BIG BADA boom. House blow up. 472 473 Bad guy start the van on the neighbours yard start. We see girl. Looking like WTF OMFG all my family just blew up. We see, that she sees the Bad GUy driving away. 474 475 it's the UGLY JAMES BOND VILLAIN. 476 477 The girl trie to fire as he drive passed her. but. Click! it dont fire. The Villain get away. The Villain get away. 478 479 EXT. SHED AND HOUSE 480 481 Kid runnin away from her burnin blown up family and home. Other side of road there is a cementary. She run to it. There's light on in the chappel. Shee go get help. 482 483 CUT TO: 484 485 Black. 486 487 CODER 488 (O.S.) 489 (like a Bruce Willis one liner) 490 The Best Way To Stop it is To Do Better Brainwashing 491 492 EXT. SPACE MOSTLY NIGHT 493 494 Earth from space. Some part still eveneing most part dark. Some part dark and cloudy and with thunder storm. Other part are clear sky you see the city lights. We fly up. There's snow. We go north from Africa, we ZOOM in to about 2000 rock throws away east of Helsinki. ZOOM in to the thickest of bushes in the woods. 495 496 Snow, cold, white, pure, christal but blue tinting, PAN UP to blue dark woods, lot's of snow. Wind synth sounds. We go deeper into the dark blue woods. They humming mixes with drumming. Indian drum. I mean Native American Drum. Or African or Native lookin anyways. 497 498 CODER 499 (O.S.) 500 Did we build it for something or did we build it for nothing. 501 502 We go deep into dark dark thick spruce woods, there's a fire. We go closer to the fireplace. There's alot of dried mushrooms on a plate and a big ass indian pipe. 503 504 There's a figure sitting by the fire. We don't see but a dark silhuette of this sitting figure contra the dark blue woods in the background. 505 506 FIGURE 507 (to the stars) 508 My name is Woooorm Ass! 509 510 WORM ASS throws a lit stick up in the sky. 511 512 CUT TO: 513 514 EXT. SPACE 515 516 Stick become satellite with a blinking light alá Kubrick. Satellite beeping somethin. Buzzin. GoPro Footage of Satellite. 517 518 EXT. VILLAGE ROAD 519 520 Coder walking a village road. 521 522 still walking. 523 524 Coder turn around looking where he came from, still walking. No body there. 525 526 Still walking 527 528 Coder still walking. 529 530 CODER 531 (thinking) 532 When are we ever luckiest? Are we ever gonna be fully happie?? fully satisfied?? 533 534 CODER 535 (thinking) 536 Ladies and gentlemen let me present you the power of the mind. connect. Set mindset too lucky! it is in everything. In and around you. Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky 537 538 Sound. Low sound. 539 540 Grounding feet. Feet in the garden. Flowers, insects. 541 542 INT. CODERS KITCHEN 543 544 Lots of plants on the kitchen table. The upper part of the screw coffee pans on the stove just about to be filled. 545 546 TV VOICE 547 Good brainwaching is Stimulation 548 549 Camera pans up. Theres a TV high up on a cabin full of canned food. 550 551 INT. TV 552 553 KID2 in a commercial smiling. Sunny and green green nice garden behind him. It is so sunny that people have umbrellas in the garden. They sit and lay in the shade only in swimmingsuits. Some take direct sunlight some in the shade. A women is getting a massage. We hear someone opening a beverage. We see a dude and then a beautiful woman drinking this cold bevarage. The bottles are so cold that they steam in the air and make humidity from air condenses on the glass making water drip down on them glass. So cold, so cold. KID2 in picture holding this cold bewerage "RASTABREW", "HOMANSBY HOPS". 554 555 KID2 556 Sure, I'll have a cold one! 557 558 TV VOICE 559 HAave a COld one! 560 (Singing with a Choir) 561 Cauze evybaadi should have one 562 563 INT. CODERS HOUSE KITCHEN - EVENING 564 565 Still hearing the Tv Voice in the background 566 567 TV VOICE 568 Happies and Hoppiest of hopps ...(zap buzz!) 569 570 The Tv shuts off. Picture of dead chili plants. Picture of Aphids, small little green bugs of some of them chili plant leaves and stems. Pictures of other chilipeppers plants dooin just fine. It's blue outside contra the inside with green chiliplants and nice led full spectrum lights. Outside is lots of snow, its dark blue. We hear the coffe going in the background probably in kitchen, nope it's a coffe table near keyboard. There is a smoke going also. HOme rolled. 571 572 We see Coder takin the pan with on going droppin coffe and then manages to somehow not spill any and puts pan with still droppin water on coffe maker plate the MOCCAMASTER, old and dirty. Oh so he used another cup to put the coffee filter thing on. NO magic goin on here. Water however dropped on the plate. 573 574 He putting down the yellow green red painted humongus cup of coffee on the table touching the keyboard and almost spilling coffe on it. 575 576 He sitting drinkin coffe looking straight ahead. It morning. NIce blue white weather outside. You see reflections of what is inside the room but it all wierd and looks distorted. It old windows. Old tree house windows. Fire is on in a big round owen next to where Coder sit. He main computer spot. Everythin look abit houme made. Yellow lightish but not so much inside. Some purple grow lights here and there. He got glass table with ongoing what looks like electric computer ship, I meen chip projects. We see arduino projects. And a couple of things with 4 rotary encoder motors. Some LAzers and a spinning thing! A raspi! OMFG! 577 578 Coder sippin coffe. He look at some paper throews it back where it was.Coder light a smoke. And suck it one time. We hear the smoke burnin like it evaporate and he blow it on time into the fireplace trowin the butt with all smoke. (make movie magic, for special fx dept. Put big fire in stowe. CLose it where smoke get oout. Wiat for it, wait for it, now open the stowe door with a fishline, good old fishing line, same time make KUNGFOO movement throwin the butt. IMportante! dont forget to open where smoke supposed to get out, u will otherwise kill all crew is supposed to work on the movie. Note to Director here also. Remember to let smoke out from the savupiippu.) The fireplace door slam shut and Coder hit enter. CLOSE UPS computer boot up. Hi-POT OK. Antec. We see in computer. Light turns on. Screen turns on. A 3d-printer turns on. 579 580 ANET-A8 (3D PRINTER) 581 (robot voice, bit like stephens) 582 Wazzzaaaaaaaaaaa!! it be a cloudy day 71% chance of rain. Beter stay in coding. Two new messages. 583 584 The ANET-A8 voice is like fallin down a well before it go out with a static buzz. 585 586 PUMPING TECHNO MUSIC alá MR ROBOT. CODER got some kinda machine that is rotating another thing and lazer sensors. CLOSE UP Lazer! 587 588 CLOSE UP Ladybugs eatings some Aphids. Lot of plants. Small plant buddies coming up from ground in pots with soil, purpleish growing light lights the ladybugs crawlin around in the healty looking soil. 589 590 Music fades. Wind. Cold howlin wind. 591 592 EXT. CODER YARD - WINTER EVENING 593 594 We back out. Coder leave house with a box. There is a snow storm outside. Coder just go into the snow blaze with this box. 595 596 EXT. WOODS - EVENING 597 598 There is a tractor in the woods. 599 600 Coder open up tractor door. Still fuckin blazing outside. Look like it raining ice. Coders hair is all frozen and fuck up. He got these snowboard glases. He happy he got it patched now. We see Tractor Man turnin of radio. 601 602 CODER 603 (all yelling cuz of the storm) 604 It should work now. 605 606 Close UP on Tractor Man just givin thumbs up and plug box in and then reach for the door to close it. 607 608 We outside. Door doesnt want to shut cuz all of the snow and ice just blazed in the tractor. 609 610 Inside tracotr. Man tries to slam door shut. Three time. He frustrated and go more more big time. 611 612 Tractor Man fucking slams that Tractor door shut and start the tractor. 613 614 TRACTOR MAN 615 God damit! 616 617 We outside. WHOLE PICTURE tractor. Tractor lights on. Snow and ice blazing in the blue dark evening against tractor lights, looks cool. We looking at the time, how about it, print the time on the screen. It's 0420pm Skinnarby Time. Tractor start picking up wood and run it through this thing and cuts em. 618 619 Music like The Thing - Main theme 620 621 Coder is standing away from the tractor now. He got them cool skiglases. Hi gotta hold on to his Big Hat and hoodie. Alot of blazin snow. CLOSE UP him going downhill in the hill he make a jump into the blue blaze. 622 623 Coder notice someone follow him. Look like black thing with glowin eyes in the woods. They are all around him in the forrest. These loong arms funny looking slow pace beeings looking at him, following him. 624 625 CODER 626 (V.O.) 627 We imagine only what we've been told what's real. When we start to find out what's really real, we get amazed, so amazed that we don't even believe it and we shut us in deeper in the abyss of false promises, the truth can hurt and then u start thinking and u notice it is beautiful the way it is. When they cut the gas suddenly we didnt have all that cheap energy, we couldnt afford to grow food the stupid way anymore. 628 629 These beeing still following Coder. 630 631 CUT TO: 632 633 INT. THE APPLE TREE IN HOUSE JUICE HOME DELIVARANCE SYSTEM 634 635 A kitchen where an apple three hangs so close that you can pic apples from a window to the kitchen help desk table or whatever u call them. A mother pics them apples and ferment some, make some hillo with honey and then she bake an pie. Apple pie with kanel. Real kanel and butter. Coffe is almost ready drippin. Cake is almost ready in owen. Looking real tasty. KID1 runs into the room. he got his shoes on jump up om table. spill some bowl. KID1 jumps outta the window. 636 637 CODER 638 (V.O.) 639 Imagine a world where your food grows from the ground up into your house, fresh apple juice every mornin and it's delivarance a specific time of year and you pressed some, fermented some and made a cake outta some. No pollution. Only benefits. Good shit. And you get to climb that three 640 641 EXT. APPLE TREE HOUSE 642 643 KID1 jumps outta the window onto the apple three coming in from the window. Climbing down the tree. KID2 is down by the tree looking at KID1 climbing. 644 645 KID2 646 Cool! 647 648 KID2 hang a freakn rope unto one of the branches. KID1 holding ontu the rope and standing on the window ready to jump. He lookin away from the jump. He thinking. 649 650 KID2 651 You dont dare dooing it. You gonna pussy out? 652 (V.O) 653 Yeah I knew it, you didnt have the balls to do it. I made all that rope thing for notin. 654 655 KID1 gathers himself and go for the jump. 656 657 KID2 658 I'm coming up getting my rope. I knew you wouldn't have the balls doin it. What the!? Cool! 659 660 KID1 jump outta one window holdin on to this rope. He then swing around the apple tree, go inside another room on the other side of the tree, he go through an open window. 661 662 INT. FAMILY TV ROOM - DREAM LIKE 663 664 KID1 jumps into a room where a family eating an apple cake and whatching an old TV where the KID1 does the jump from the window. that we just saw, CLOSE UP on the Dad, MOther, Daughter, and KID1 laughing at the stunt. And then laughing at watching them selves laughing in the TV screen. 665 666 EXT. CODER ON COOL HUMONGUS ROCKS ZOOM DOING THINKING 667 668 Coder got hi bow with him. 669 670 EXT. CODER UP IN TREES. SLEEPING. 671 672 Coder down on ground in the woods. He whispers to some kinda rendeavou point. 673 674 CODER 675 (whisper) 676 soooppå. 677 678 HUNTER 679 (whispering) 680 aj va säär tu? 681 682 CODER 683 (whisper) 684 soppå! 685 686 HUNTER 687 (whisper) 688 aj vem e e? 689 690 Coder coming in to picture. We see hunter. Coder goes into watching place where Hunter is watching for someting deep in the woods. 691 692 COder look at Hunter. 693 694 Hunter is shaking hi head. 695 696 HUNTER 697 Soppå? 698 699 Coder nods. 700 701 CUT TO: 702 703 EXT. FIREPLACE IN THE WOODS. 704 705 Hunter and Coder sitin waitin for a soup to be ready. CLOSE UP stew. Hoodie goes to stew and with a spoon taste it. It taste good. He nodding look at Hunter. 706 707 CLOSE UP. Hunter and COder eat soup and some very crispy bread from the bread-o-mat. There's stars. They watch them. They see many many star falling. Wow. Cool. It winter and the star light up the snow. You can see in the dark. The moon. It is almost full. ZOOM IN moon. Moon zoomed in. CLOSE UP An Owl. Owl sound. And some more dark blue white moon light shot in woods. Vintergatan shot from woods. Must have. (Movie magic mode). Orion. 708 709 CODER 710 There's no one going into towns anymore. Some go. And you know the ones. One is The Maker mii Baker the Madbaker as tey say. Hell, I don't even know his real name. In fact, I don't even wana know. 711 712 Coder looking at the red glowing fireplace that's not burnin anymore. 713 714 CODER 715 Some say he this crazy Kung Foo Master. I don't know. 716 717 INT. BAKERY 718 719 Kung Foo Master in bakery. He got a stick. You hear something coming with great velocity at him. Like a bird or a.. it's a bread!. It is the Rye Bread type, "Reikäleipä", round flat with a hole in the middle. The breads keep coming at great speed at KUNG FOO MASTER who hit the bread holes everytime and they go on the stick til the stick is full with bread. 720 721 CHEF lookin at breads in an owen. 722 723 INT. BREAD OWEN 724 725 Inside bread owen, rye bread looking good. Chef is looking and checkin when the breads are ready, it a matter of second to get the crispyness right. 726 727 CHEF 728 That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. 729 730 He do somekind Kung Foo move and in less than three second he throws all the breads he just been checkin to Kung Foo Master with the bread stick. KUNG FOO MASTER hang these bread stick on a place where there are many full sticks with bread. CHEF picks one up. 731 732 EXT. BAKERY 733 734 A white VAN with open trunk. It's full of these full bread sticks. Chef walks in to picture and puts the last full bread stick that can be fitted in the van then closes the van doors. He go driving. 735 736 INT. REALLY FINE DINING RESTAURANT 737 738 Fine Ladies and Gentlemen eating rye bread in a restaurant up on the 8th or somthin floor. They all dressed like Lady Gaga and somethings of with them. They look like they did notin but dressed up for this the whole day. They get their dish. Big white plate. With a little slice of rye bread with some butter. And a couple of sliced up vegetables. Couple of basil leaves. With black thick Lipstick sauce, i mean libstick, dripped on the plate in a stupid fashion manner. 739 740 SERVENT 741 (O.S.) 742 Here's the traditional Finnish Rye Bread with some responsible soj butter and our very own libstick sauce. 743 744 INT. REALLY FINE DINING RESTAURANT KITCHEN 745 746 Some chef cut the rye bread, he puts he nose deep down in the bread and snort the fuck outta that tasty lookin rye bread! CUT TO CLOSE UP. He come uup Looking smiling and good! He Love that Fresh Rye BRead Smell. 747 748 EXT. FORREST BLUE MORNING 749 750 Shots of trees gettin the first sun light. CLOSE UP sun raisin from behind the trees. 751 752 CODER 753 We got it pretty good. Got it together you know. No buddy want to mess with anybody from where im from. 754 755 EXT. VILLAGE - MORNING 756 757 Coder walking down a village road. CLOSE UP a Tarina Camera on the wall of one of the buildings. It moves. It takes a picture of Coder. Coder walking. Someone get msg phone inside a house. CLOSE UPS. It a picture. He look it coder in picture. He text. "Coffee tee?" 758 759 CODER 760 (takes up hi phone talk to it like a walki talki) 761 sure why not. 762 763 INT. HOUSE ROOM 764 765 Coder and he village friend sit drink coffe. We don't hear what they say. Slow zoom in or a dolly or both!! 766 767 CODER 768 (V.O.) 769 I meen, you have to stick with the ones you gotta around. If you ain't got no body around. YOu want to move. Villages rule. It the Wild WIld West out there. Many people lost their homes, their lives. They didn't think it be like that out there. The ones who make it to a village don't want to leave. If you live to far out and put up a fight, defending yourself, they kil you, they want to fight you. They crazy ass motherfuckers and they gonna kill you anyways. We call them the SCANVENGERS. 770 771 Tv up on a fridge in the house. News covering scanvenger family murder insident. 772 773 Coder and he VILLAGE FRIEND sit look at the tv. 774 775 CODER 776 A pack is best as a village two to three hundred or so. And could you imagine, these good villages around, they living the best days of their lands, they started producing everything again, 777 778 Cobhouse villages. Permanent culture yards. People with hands in the ground. 779 780 CODER 781 making awesome local food from responsible home grown stuff again. Everybody got out into the lands and microbiology and mycology, we had the knowledge to do it. 782 783 Picture of someone growing mycelium. Picture of inoculating mushrooms in a tree been cut. Picture of good healthy rich soil. Hand just going deep deep. Planting artichoke by hands and potato. Swales. Designs with natrue. Capturing water. Not just leading it away. Very compactly grown, look almost like a jungle with eatable plants all around. High as in tree meters. All kind. Ganja plants. Fruit trees. Berry bushes and freaking berry trees. 784 785 CODER 786 Even more than before. Never before had there been a Permanent Culture movement taking over at this rate. We started taking responsibility, our lands florished. We saw possibilites to create food and forrests and foodforrests and cattle, animals all around. It was nice. No one could ever have imagined, we got busy living, IRRLING, as we say it. 787 788 EXT. CODER YARD - WINTER DAY 789 790 Coder comming back from the woods to his yard, he got a two full plastic bags with him, on one there's a text "GNIIDEL". Like lidl. But Gnidel brand. Coder stand there thinking. 791 792 EXT. CODER YARD - SUMMER DAY 793 794 Sunny golden blue sky and that blue greenish thing that the plants get in the shadows which you can see those beautiful sunny days. He is doing his Permanent Living and Culture thing in the green blueish green plants. Then he building a bee hive. Bee sound. 795 796 CODER 797 We preserved all of those beautifal perennialls and started livin and depend on our own invironment. It was freakin beautiful. We made our local grown food events. Our local cooked food dinner events and aRrr! our own oome breewn rastabruuu and hooooome liqurage! ands hooome the mighty of the mighty ooome grooon ganja, iit reaal sun ool ool sun, sun, summer maan it reaal sun oool oll warm this summer maan an it da beest. 798 799 EXT. CODER HOUSE - PARTY EVENING 800 801 People outside drinking Rastabrew and eating good lookin food. Aaw making me hungry. Looking reaal good. Meat and Vegetables. Two pig Pots and Pans on the table in the garden. It look like a fun party. GOOD MUSIC. Like "La Logia Sarabanda - Cajón De Castañas". Slo-mo. People haven fun. THere's a baand playin on a wooden stage outside. People are dancing in. Slo-moo. Real-speed. Band they stop playin. 802 803 BAND LEADER 804 We all want to thank you all for this amazing evenin. And to Bebin for hosting the whole evening and I'm sure the whole night as well. 805 806 Band Leader lookin at this Bebin fellow by the outside bar. He busy choosin drinks from a barrel fridge on wheels with RASTA BREW chicken SHEETA logo. There people around him lookin at the Band leader then look at Bebin. 807 808 Bebin picks up a beverage from the fridge. HE open a bottle with his ass. Somehow!? looks like it anyways. 809 810 People lookin at Bebin disguised. 811 812 Bebin just look at people. CLOSE UP rastabrew is bublin up from the bottle and pour down on Bebin hand. Bebin does a cheers with the bottle. 813 814 Still people a little disguised turning back to the band. 815 816 BAND LEADER 817 Don't forget about the sauna jazz tomorrow. If you need a place to stay Marty is the guy to ask. He got beds for ya all for sure. 818 819 Band leader point to Marty who is sleepin on the outside bar table with one arm just stretch out. 820 821 People turn to look at Marty. 822 823 Bebin come up to Marty and punches him in his shoulder. MArty wakes up. 824 825 BEBIN 826 (really wierd high pitched voice) 827 Wha don you try someofdis? 828 829 Bebin give the RastaBrew bottle to MArty. Marty drinks it. Then he smell the bottle suspiciously. 830 831 People are disguised and look to the Band leader again. 832 833 BAND LEADER 834 If you plan leavin early, please come and say bye bye, you all awesome. Thank you very much! 835 836 INT. CODER HOUSE - PARTY EVENING 837 838 Karaoke, poker, band playing. slo-mo. People havn fun. 839 840 CODER 841 Parties man, parties, with awesome people from all around, some lost them homes, some lost their families, their friends, relatives, everyone lost someone. but it'd matter no more, it got us together. WE grew strong. It was really happenin, for real, it was real god damn fakin change for once in a while. It was the "Let's change the fuckin world communities", spreadin around every where. Everyting was solid and nice but EuroLink grew more fuckin wieard and fucked up. Who new what they where planing? They tried to steal our lands. First by making us depend on them, some bullshit thing. Then raising the prices so that nobody can afford them. Then they buy the lands. 842 843 Sex scene. 844 845 CODER 846 Make u really depend on them before they tell u what they really want. 847 848 Mother, son and Dad. Small child. MOther take the child. Mother got this Vax plex on, Covid plex. Father is WTF? OMFG. 849 850 A splinders big black CAB to Coder yard. The mother takes the child goes away from green tinitn blue purple in the shadows jungle yard. CLOSE UP. small kid in the black VAN cab laying on the seat in lots of blankets. Almost sufficate in them. 851 852 CODER 853 They want everything from you. All your freedom. 854 855 Black cab drive on hiway. TILT TO hiway leadin to city. 856 857 CODER 858 And then this fucking hack, the bug. And then people start getting murder and raped for nothing. I don't know much about it. No one knows what the Fuck is Going on. People sure gotten fucking crazy over something. 859 860 A van RUSTY VAN comin from city. TILT DOWN. 861 862 INT. CODER ROOM 863 864 Coder putting wood in fireplace. He in just a morning rock. The MoccaMaster is brewing. CLOSE UP Coder do his taking coffe before it has brewed done thing. Coder put the coffee filter thing on another cup, then puor the fresh dark black coffee in his Mug. Is Big White Mug with two chiraffes on beach and text comic sans "LOVE YOU DAY AND NIGHT". He put coffee mug next to keyboard spilling a little on the keyboard he go burn some stick of wood he take from plastic bag Gnidel TM. It's a wood got sicknes and produce "Koda". Smelly thing that has a good odor. It's all inside the wood and make it burn like mad. Coder get's the fire going with these special wood sticks. 865 866 CODER 867 (V.O.) 868 We still need wood. We put the last drops of our free black energy to do whatever. Got some cool shit from those years. Internet. Computers. Is nice! ...yeah, but wood. Nothing burns like wood. Now here's something I gotta tell ya. 869 870 INT. COBBHOUSE WOOD WINTER 871 872 Cobhouse, Rocket Stove. Nice and cozy. Coder sitting writing on he computer. heating hiis bare foot on the Stove while having some rastabrew and rastastew. 873 874 CODER 875 We got good at burning wood. Not wasting any of those gases, and we had the solution right in front of use all the time. The preppers knew. The cobhouse builders knew it and oOh boj have we been building like never before. Lots of people. I mean I think we'd be half by now of all around. Things are actually a helluva lot better now than back when we grew food that we couldnt afford by puttin more energy on makin food than we got back. Fossil energy made us lazy ass bitches. Imagine how fucking retarded we where back then. We believed that shippin all things around the world all the time was a good solution. 876 877 CODER 878 It was killing us and still is, fuck, those motherfuckers still fighting for the last thick black drops they pump. We could've just stop the stupid war, but people believed in these assholes, still do. 879 880 CODER 881 Wood is when you think abuot it best way to start responsible living right here right now. Grow trees, nurture them, climb them, use them. Plant them on the best spots, where they got best water or you can experiment and grow some in dry places with no water, u be surpised of what come outta it for sure. 882 883 Coder scrolling some kinda music shop online. radiorymd.com. He upload new sound to the site. Name of the sound. Groundingsound. HE check a box include date in filename. File is uploading. Coder goes to a site looks like twitter or youtube. Presses something. 884 885 INT. WORLD NEWS COMPUTER SCREEN 886 887 NEWS ANCHOR 888 Is there a shortage of oil? 889 890 NEWS GUEST 891 No, we just need to dig a little deeper. 892 893 NEWS ANCHOR 894 ok. 895 896 The Chip Will Change Everything Commercial 897 (Tries to be a Musical score and does it okey until it misarable fails as everything in a Socialist society.) 898 899 Every baadi 900 Chip in 901 a little bit 902 it your body 903 Chip in 904 a little bit 905 it you body 906 907 ain't nobody 908 stopin 909 ya 910 ain't 911 anybadi 912 lovin 913 ya 914 but 915 uuuuuuuS! 916 917 Dadadadam! 918 919 NEWS GUEST 920 Everything is just gonna get so so much better from here. Trust me. Trust in us. In You. Everybody is welcome to the must trusted World Wide Team. Here are the TEam Members! Weee have Esmeraldaa! Esmeralda is very good at everything, what she does she does best. Look at her no body has such a big giant smile than her. I meen Look at her. She soo cuuute. 921 922 Applause. 923 924 CODER 925 (V.O.) while the show goes on 926 nope it is impossible! Why they still fall for it? believing something as stupid as that. Good brainwashing. We all fall for it, we always do, before we grow up. Something however are meant to be left and is meant to be the road to stick to and maybe try other paths only to find oneself on that same path. Back to the original you. You born what u born too. 927 928 EXT. INT. CHICKEN COUP 929 930 Coder is now outside on chair in chicken coup feeding his chicken. He blows his tuba. Chicken all inside looking like wtf awful sound! Coder zoomes out while sitting there on his chair in chicken coup. Camera also slow ZOOM OUT. 931 932 CODER 933 (V.O.) 934 Some people just got really stupid and focus on them selfcenterd thinking all problems just from these wierd stupid things about them and believing throwing money they dont have on eerything solves eevrything without havin to solev nothin. LIke cutin your own dick would solve anythin? ofcurse u body u do what the fuck u want. But to me you just a dickless man then. Just a dickless man. 935 936 EXT. CODER YARD - WINTER 420pm 937 938 Coder walks from red shed in blueish snowy yard to house in his red purple white striped morning coat. 939 940 INT. CODER HOUSE 941 942 Coder closes door walk past chili plants. CLOSE UP Ladybugs eating Aphids. 943 944 CODER 945 (V.O.) 946 What to do with these peoples, we the retarded debt people? It's been a plague. Worse even. 947 948 CODER 949 (O.S.) 950 Thank god you cant change ur cromosome and that they didn't know what the fuck they were dooing. People started zoning out on that BS propaganda. You born to what you born to. It come down to that. Men can't just raise their voice a little and become a lady. wtf!? In movies Arnold can have babies but movies make anything possible. 951 952 Picture of scrolling through World Depth Clock https://usdebtclock.org/world-debt-clock.html. 953 954 CODER 955 I meen really?? What are we doing and why are we doing it? I meen look at it! I meaan it a huge fuckin scam aall of it. Burn away babylon. Burn away. 956 957 Coder looking at FInnish national depth. In 2037. It fuckin peakin astronicially since 2020. Everythin before that is just a flat line. 958 Money printer goes Brrrrrrrrrr. Mr. Robot mise-o-sen. Pumpin music. 959 960 CODER 961 (V.O.) 962 paper turning people with bullshit jobs who dont produce aything of any value to whom whatsoeveri who killing evybadi and evything it touches. 963 964 The worst ones. All the states. They get to spend and spend. Print and spend some more. All Pardoned. Still pardoned. Played the game of gettin ridd of us humans from planet earth forever. 965 966 CODER 967 They need us to fix their bodies so they can live with them self. If we would have not run outta oil these peple would have killed us for sure. Thank fucking god it got scares. You dont play by their rules. and we ok. it just that a good amount of peoples still belive that crap. we got internet, its more decentrilzed than ever cuz its patched by the common people. We Plebs and Magic internet money are doing just fine. 968 969 Picture of bitcoin https://bitcointicker.co, price now 1.337.535$/btc, went up to 12.270.420). Gold curve dont look that amazing. Stay behind. Sorry Peter. 970 971 A scene where a camera tries to identify Coder. We only see the camera start searching for object. No answer CUT TO: 972 973 EXT. CODERs Yard - SUMMER DAY NOON AROUDN 420pm 974 975 Coders House from a distance. We see his yard is looking nice and good. Alot of green things. Nice. Butterflies and Bees just got in the picture. It's about midday. A little past four probably. A sound described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space crafty. Rotating Earthy. That's right, rotating earthy, you nailed it! 976 977 This sound actually blends in with the bees quite a bit. 978 979 Closeup on mud and huge mushroom sprucing up from dead wood on the ground, CODERS feet comes into picture as his feet gets muddy. We see a red shed, he walks along one of the walls with just a morning coat and a mug in one hand and a bucket in the other. He throws food scraps from the bucket on ground and puts the bucket away hanging on a rusty nail. He opens a hidden door on the side and gets in. He lifts a hanging carpet which reveal a window underneat. He opens the window and the chicken run out, neat!. Here comes the Arrr, the most pirate of pirate Cock of a chicken there is. THe JAck Sparrowiest Cock you'll probably ever seen and ever will see in motion pictures. CODER sits down on a chair and sips his drink, the chicken are looking at him and then continue eating scraps of potatoes and beetroot and whatnot while the space computer earth sound fades. He picks up a Tuba or a big instrument. The Chicken know, they better get in. He blows the tuba. All Chicken are inside. CODER gets up, puts tuba somwhere and closes the hidden door and takes the bucket with him as he walk in the mud where he came from. 980 981 EXT. CODERs House 982 983 The sound gets louder as we see CODERS small country side house in a big picture. CODER gets in the picture with his bucket walking towards the door. We see many cables coming from the house to the ground. These cables are all around the house. CLOSE UP TILT TO cables moving from house to ground as the spacy sound gets louder. 984 985 INT. CODERs House 986 987 Coder opens the door, a black cat run in before him. He walks past a bunch of chili plants, there's Aphids on some of the leaves and stems. Close up on a Ladybug larvae eating an Aphid bug alive. CLOSE UP on motherfaakin Lady Bugs. They Aswesome. Coder walk to the kitchen and fills up his mug with more from a red teapot. There's a bunch of spiders in the celling. Close up on spider. He throws the bucket on the floor. Coder sips some of that Whatever-Is-In-His-TeaPot-Pot beverage. 988 989 The sound gets louder. We see a spectrogram of the sound in a monitor. CODER put on headphones and we see his face. He turns a few nobs as the sound gets clearer and louder. Adjusting the high frequencies. We see Coders face as we hear him typing on a keyboard. We hear another sound which Coder then tunes to the first one and the both sounds start playing melodies in the fifths. What The Fuck!? CODER listens for a while and puts headphones away then turns a big knob and the sound gets louder. CODER gets away from the spectrogram monitor. 990 991 CODER sits down at his main computer. It's right next to a huge round fireplace. We can hear the fire cracking. CODERS presses the keyboard and the computer wakes up. 992 993 EXT. - INT. CODERS HOUsE 994 995 Zooming out on CODER to oustside, nice weather man. Coder is just focused on the screen. We zoom out more. Really beautiful evening. (I bet it's 0420pm. has to be). Birds fly by. Singing. A fucking mose walks past just outside the window, next to where Coder sits. It stopped. Now it has somekind of grunting sound. Coder still glued to monitor, not noticing what going on outside. More birds fly by the window. A freaking gorilla. Jeesh. His really in there. writing code on the computer. 996 997 EXT. ROAD SOLDASBACKÅN 998 999 (Lion King music) The sun is setting. About 0420pm Skinnarby Time. High Hummungus Trees. 127 degree turn up on tree stem from as low as possible. Get some roots in there. Focus big hummungus Trees. A Lynx cleaning it's tail on a big rock. A moose, big horns. Yeah dude, horns man. Horns. A Bear, Birds, Golden Yellow Golden Green Woods. A small country side road hill from forrest to big open fields. Sun is shining right through the trees. Yellow and Green. We hear dirt gravling. A bicycle drives right above us on our right side. It is HOODIE. A guy on a "mommon pyörä" doing "the hill ride", Laid Back Style. On the backseat with no hands. Riding on from the forrest to the open fields. 1000 1001 EXT. / INT. CODERS HOUSE 1002 1003 Zooming in on coder while he is writing code. He finnishes it. He press enter and there's a power outtage. Everything boots up, comes back on. He logs in. Gets into the terminal and runs a script. This time there's not a power outtage. But his sound system blows up. It sounds like a spinnin UFO disc over his house just about to crack open the roof. There's no power outtage still, the script is still running. The big fireplace is shaking. Coder is astonished over of what has just happen. He tunes the momentum of the sound a bit lower. 1004 1005 EXT. ROAD 1006 1007 Small country side road. Hoodie on his way towards a town. Light pollution in the sky. He rides off-road in the forest and then trough a thick wall of spruce threes, like Batman riding in to his cave. He is going downhill now in that thick spruce woods and climbs up on the bike and jumps off, the bike goes between two rocks perfectly parking there. Hoodie lands on another huge rock. He takes three steps and jumps off the rock and takes his longboard from his back and lands on the road leading into town with a road leading towards a big church with a snidut kors. 1008 1009 In town he then goes on throwing something into postboxes and secret hideouts as he gets a return in Eurocoins from these places, example a doll, or a pot inside a pot. 1010 1011 Then later he goes to the bakery to get some fresh baked bread with these coins. You'd kinda hope ;) 1012 1013 INT. CODER - EVENING 1014 1015 He is sitting and coding, lights coming from his little room. 1016 1017 EXT. CODER HOUSE - EVENING 1018 1019 The Electric box, where electricty comes in to house with big cable underground is shaking, the sound is making everything shake. It is going underground with the cable, the ground splits up. Something is shaking everywhere underground. We can't see it, we hear it. Some more ground split up and roots start come out from the splits. Lighting is happening under the ground, it's the mycelium network. Close-up on a rising roots coming from a crack. CLOSE UP trees vibrating. Close ups electric poles, light poles buzzing wierdly. Some cracking and poppin. Everything seems to be somehow connected to the frequency in a way. 1020 1021 INT. COMPUTER SCREEN 1022 1023 HAPPINESS IS FREE IN THE LINK commercial. Free yourself, your link, Freedom, Happiness is Freedom, No worries. Boot yourself to happiness, chip the way now, just chip in. Chip yourself. 1024 1025 Chip In Now 1026 Chip yourself to your ultimate freedom now. 1027 Chip it away now 1028 to your ultimate freedom now. 1029 Chip it awaay na! 1030 Mumba mumba dansa! 1031 Chip it away now! 1032 Mumba Dansa! 1033 Chip it awaaay now! 1034 MumBa MumBa! 1035 Dansa Dansa! 1036 1037 In TV news. 1038 1039 NEWS ANCHOR 1040 now who would you say these killers are? you say they brutally murder people and rape the women? 1041 1042 GUEST 1043 (in telephone) 1044 tha't right. If you put up a fight. They kill you. Sometimes they even eat you. You lose everythin, they take everythin u got. 1045 1046 NEWS ANCHOR 1047 (cut the guest) 1048 Some say these killers ain't even real people. Have you heard something about this? 1049 1050 GUEST 1051 No, I haven't, I think it's linked to the hack. Some people gotten the chip from their brain removed and who did not die in the operation say it be like wakin up from a coma. 1052 1053 Close UP Coder. Dont know what to think. 1054 1055 CUT TO: 1056 1057 INT. COMPUTER SCREEN 1058 1059 A PLAYER 1060 It's like the movie Avatar. We can jump in to another human. It's this we get to play with. 1061 1062 NEWS ANCHOR 1063 It's a hack. And you should never try it. 1064 1065 REPORTER 1066 It was supposed to be a soon to come feature in the EuroLink system. 1067 1068 we see some manufacturers in EuroLink factory. They fake smiling. Look like stockfootage. 1069 1070 REPORTER 1071 (calling to NeuroLink) 1072 Isn't it? a bug? 1073 1074 COMPANY CEO OR WAHTEVER 1075 you talking to me? 1076 1077 REPORTER 1078 it was a feature supposed to come in a couple of years? 1079 1080 COMPANY SEO OR WHATEV 1081 Yeee, naa, naa, naa, naa, we talk no responsibiliti to what is goin on, whatever is goin on we are not the ones to blame. 1082 1083 REPORTER 1084 the company CEO havent yet said anything else than he sorry and he human and humans make mistakes. And that you should never try going in. People that do it are irresponsible and dont now what they dooing. You can control another buddys body, whitout them knowing it. Don't do it! even if it sounds cool. 1085 1086 Commercial break Everybody just need to chip it. 1087 1088 one more Just Chip it Commercial. 1089 1090 EXT. CODER hacking wirepole 1091 1092 Coder climbs up radio towers and wire pole to install raspberry pi's and antenna's to shoot wifi Internet to his buddies. While he talks about ladybugs, borax, ants and aphids. 1093 1094 EXT. BAKERY 1095 1096 Hoodie goes to the factory to get bread. The bakery has bars on the windows making it look like a jail. A big neon sign "Fresh Baked Bread" on the roof of the factory, with only the words "sh Baked B" lit. Under that a another sign "Euro-Bread-o-Mat". Hoodie walks to the bread-o-mat that looks like a simple vending machine. There's a sign "Eurocoins only" with an "Insert Coin Here" sign and a arrow to a coin slot. He put a couple of coin in the slot. 1097 1098 Inside Bread-o-mat. There're rod which the breads are hanging upon. One of the rods start turning and a bread fall down. We can see that many breads are moldy down inside the machine. 1099 1100 The bread falls down into a little metallic pocket out on the wall. It's so dry that it breaks into a thousand pieces. 1101 1102 CUT TO: 1103 1104 SCANVENGER ONE and TWO raise up from their hiding place in woods close to the factory. They see Hoodie gathering all the bread pieces from the Bread-o-mat. 1105 1106 CUT TO: 1107 1108 Hoodie gathers the pieces and eats them together with some butter. He then puts the bread in his pocket and starts walking with his mouth full of bread and butter. 1109 1110 SCANVENGER ONE (O.S.) 1111 U know what we want! get down. Down on your knees buddy. 1112 1113 Points a gun at Hoodie. Hoodie turns his head toward Scanvenger One. 1114 1115 SCANVENGER ONE 1116 That's right, get down asshole 1117 1118 HOODIE 1119 Sighs.(like Big Lez from Big Lez Show) 1120 1121 Hoodie hear a sound from behind, he turns to see. Scanvenger Two approaches from behind with a grunting sound and a pointing knife. Hoodie looks at him then turns and look at Scanvenger One. 1122 1123 HOODIE 1124 Sighs.(again, like Big) 1125 1126 Hoodie looks at SCANVENGER 1. SCANVENGER 1 looks at Hoodie. 1127 1128 SCANVENGER 1 1129 You get three seconds to get down buddy, one, two, three. Now you die. 1130 1131 Scanvenger One shoots. Hoodie takes out his samurai sword from his back and hits the bullet. A sharp kling sound and a very loud ricochete swirling sound. The bullet hits a huge metallic thing at the factory wall roof corner. It looks like it got many pipes pointing vertically, there is a sign "AUTOMATIC INTRUDER DEFENDER" on the wall near the thing. The bullet makes a ricochet sound. 1132 1133 SCANVENGER ONE 1134 What the... 1135 1136 Scanvenger One turns his head looking at the swirling bullet passing him close by his nose. The bullet hits a light pole nearby making a church bell sound. An OLD LADY passing by looks up at the light pole. Bell sound gets wearry and and earie buzzing in a climbing high freaquence til lightbulbs breaks. SMACK, glass hits gravel. OLD LADY now in the dark. Its a stary nigt. 1137 1138 Scanvenger Two looks towards what is going on at the lady and the light pole and the bullet swirls by his nose fast as he turns his head towards the factory. 1139 1140 The bullet ricochets between two bars on the factory window making it sound like a train is coming warning sound. The bullet then makes another richocchet and hits Scanvenger Ones gun. He drops the gun. 1141 1142 SCANVENGER ONE 1143 ...fuck!? 1144 1145 The bullet hits Scanvenger Twos knife and he drops it. It makes a last richochett sound and hits the factory window and an alarm goes off. Blinking red lights on the outside of the factory. 1146 1147 ALARM SYSTEM 1148 INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! Activating automatic intruder defender. (O.S.) 1149 1150 Scanvenger One CLOSE UP ZOOM. His eyes are huge from fear. He looks at the the big metallic thing in the corner. 1151 1152 It is a Minigun waking up from its hybernation mode and raises it self pointing at Scanvenger One. There is a camera that is moving around seeking targets and a red light blinking. A screene saying 'Target locked'. The Minigun starts spinning with a loud escalating sound and shots Scanvenger One into pieces. Bullet sounds big as from Commando. The Minigun then continues to search for more targets and quickly finds another and blows the old lady into pieces. 1153 1154 The minigun turns towards Hoodie. 1155 1156 Scanvenger Two is freaking out. Minigun is now pointing close to Hoodie. It start shooting again with loud mean bangs escalating rounds per second. SCANVENGERS head pops, Hoodie ducks under Scanvenger Two's body and grabs one of his arm pulling the headless body over his back. MINIGUN shoots rounds in the headless torso, Hoodie takes cover from what's left of the body and keeps running. Scanvenger Two's arm blows off. His ass blows off. MINIGUN keeps minigunning. Hoodie trying to get away from the minigun. 1157 1158 CUT TO: 1159 1160 EXT. SOMEWHERE NOT SO FAR FROM HERE 1161 1162 MADBAKER, on his way to bakery. He got to accept the situation, it is what it is. He get his hands on some of those Eurocoins, which is nice, then he can get some of those hard to get things. He dont love doing it, but you get to see later, he is also our inside man to Eurolink. 1163 1164 He put on the car sound system. Electric buzzing sounds in the back of the car. Something blows up back in the red van. Madbaker hits the car casette player again. 1165 1166 MADBAKER 1167 Awww.. maan. 1168 1169 He hits the casette player again. 1170 1171 Back in the van. Something is popping on the soundsystem, it is about to blow. Electric buzzing then BLAM! the sound system turns on and at the same time turns on fire from the electic shock thing. REALLY LOUD OVERSATURATED MUSIC. Speakers pumping. 1172 1173 MADBAKER 1174 Awww.. maan 1175 1176 He hits the casette player again. Another song start playing. 1177 1178 MADBAKER 1179 Now, that's better! 1180 1181 CUT TO: 1182 1183 Back in the van. There is more smoke and fire. Electric buzzing. REALLY LOUD MUSIC. Speakers pumpin. Speakers pumpin. Madbaker is grooving to the music. He notice something is smelling very bad. CUT TO back of the van, speakers are on fire. Madbaker turns around and is absolutely freaking terified cuz his speakers are burning! They are on fire! For Real! 1184 1185 EXT. SOMWHERE NOT SO FAR FROM THAT VAN 1186 1187 To 8-year old kid with their bikes. 1188 1189 KID1 1190 You don't dare doing it. 1191 1192 KID2 1193 Oh, yeah. 1194 1195 KID1 and KID2, 8 year old kids. They've built a big ramp. Kid2 is supposed to take full speed down hill, cross a road and then make a jump on this road they built. They need to do it here. There's a swamp where in where to land safely. 1196 1197 KID1 1198 Yeah right, you dont dare doing it. We been building all this for nothing. 1199 1200 Kid2 is looking away from the down hill. 1201 1202 KID1 1203 You're a pussy, you're a pussy. 1204 1205 Kid2 gathers himself and takes three steps to get momentum and is going for it. On the bike and it goes downhill fast. 1206 1207 PAN TO: 1208 1209 Madbakers van approching where Kid2 is going to cross the road. Close up Kid2 determined to cross the road. Just looking straight at the ramp. KID1 notices Madbakers van. 1210 1211 KID1 1212 Holy shit!! 1213 1214 Kid2 still determined to just do it. 1215 1216 KID1 1217 stop!! stop! oh my pussy tit ass licking cock sucker it is Maaad Baker! (O.S.) 1218 1219 Madbaker still looking terrified about the burning speakers back in the van. He don't look at where he is driving. He just worry about his speakers. 1220 1221 Madbakers van approching the spot where Kid2 is going to cross over for the jump. Kid2 just thinks about what kind of a trick he'll make in the air. Everything is in slow-motion now. We follow Kid2 and what he is thinking. 1222 1223 KID2 (V.O.) 1224 (slowly thinking) 1225 hmm.. what kinda trick should I make? You know what. Yeah. I'm having the speed. Yeah. I can do it. I'll do it. It's gonna be enough of air time with this much speed. Absolutely. I'll go for the baaackfliip, fuuuck noooooo!! Maaaaaad Bakeeeeeeer! 1226 1227 Kid2 sees the van. They gonna hit for sure. 1228 1229 Cut to: 1230 1231 INT. MADBAKERS VAN 1232 1233 MADBAKER 1234 Hey, I got a fire exthingi... sure! And I know where it it! It's right here.I knew this thing would come in handy. 1235 1236 He turns around and takes a small fire exthinguiser from the locker on the passanger seat. We see the boy about to get hit in the window. 1237 1238 EXT. CROSSING 1239 1240 The boy on the bicycle stops in the middle of the road. It is certain road kill. CLOSE UP Kid2 closes his eyes. Slow-motion. 1241 1242 INT. MADBAKERS VAN 1243 1244 Everything is back in normal speed. 1245 1246 Madbaker accidentaly turns the wheels with one of his legs while he tries to get the fire extinguiser. He sits down on the stearingwheel to get the fireextinguiser from passanger side front locker. We hear this nice small rubber burn sound. Very short and sharp. Two of those sounds. 1247 1248 EXT. CROSSING 1249 1250 Madbakers wheels CLOSE UP. Wheels turning to left. 1251 1252 The boy is now standing still with his bicycle in the middle of the street and looking at the van which is really about now to hit him. 1253 1254 INT. THE VAN 1255 1256 Madbaker is turning of the fire with the fireextinguisher and turns his head and sees the boy. 1257 1258 MADBAKER 1259 oh the kid. oh, oh, Ninja Kung Foo! 1260 1261 The Van then turns very sharp to the left and then sharp to the right making nice rubber burn sounds while avoiding to hit the kid. 1262 1263 Kid2 opens up his eyes. He is relivead as fuck. He was about to die but didn't. 1264 1265 INT. VAN 1266 1267 Madbaker is back on the street going somewhat straight. He is still turning the wheel a little while he extinguises the fire with the small extinguiser. Not that shaky actually pretty ok job. While everything is going on the music just keeps playing from the speakers, even they look destoryd from all the foam and fire. It's all a little too loud and a over saturated. Madbaker succeeds turning of all of the fire and calmly turns around and continue driving, where to? to the bakery I guess? 1268 1269 EXT. CROSSING 1270 1271 The boy is standing looking on the back of the red van, Theres a big sign of the horns hand sign printed on one of the window doors and "Eat my bread or Die!" text on the other window. The boy is relieved. He takes a big sighs. 1272 1273 KID2 (V.O) 1274 fuck it, I'll do that backflip anyway. 1275 1276 He takes three steps to gain some momentum for the ramp. CUT TO: 1277 1278 Kid2 does a backflip of of the goddamn ramp. And lands with a faceplant in the swamplands. SMACK! 1279 1280 EXT. TOWN LOVISA 1281 1282 Madbakers van going over and under the bridge. MUSIC 1283 1284 EXT. BAKERY 1285 1286 Madbaker parks his van at the bakery. The speakers are so FUCKING loud and oversaturated that he cant hear the minigun minigunning on the dead no limb torso in the front of the bakery that Hoodie uses as a cover to stay alive, we can only guess, right!?. Madbaker goes into the bakery from the back. Leaves the music on playing. 1287 1288 He loads a couple of huge rye flour bags of of the van on to a small loader. While the Minigunning keeps doing what it does. Hoodie dancing. The Bullet Dance. 1289 1290 EXT. FRONT OF BAKERY 1291 1292 Hoodie catches one of the bullet with his teeth. Like in that Dragon movie. Only he don't fall die and play dead. No time for that. 1293 1294 EXT. AUTOMATIC INTRUDER DEFENDER MINIGUN 1295 1296 On a small screen under the Minigun it say it overheating and must go into slow shooting sniper mode. More accuracy but lesser bullets. 1297 1298 ALARM SYSTEM 1299 Waiting for Minigun to cool down. Stealth sniper mode activated. 1300 1301 Minigun start sniping at the limbless torso Hoodie holds on to. 1302 1303 INT. BAKERY 1304 1305 Madbaker pushes all the bags of rye into bakery. He turns on the light. There's a soundsystem intalled on top of an oven? or something. Madbaker flicks another switch. Something blows up. Electic shocks somewhere. 1306 1307 MADBAKER 1308 Goddamit. 1309 1310 A song start playing LOUDLY from the middle of the song. The speakers are wildly fucking vibrating. CLOSE UP electic popping and buzzing. BLAM! and there's a little fire on the soundsystem on top of a owen is it? Anyways some big metallic owen cabin thing in the bakery where he got that soundsystem installed. 1311 1312 Madbaker pushes the little loader with bags of rye to the dough maker. He looks at his almost ready made dough and starts adding rye flour from the bags. Behind him in the window we see the minigun that is still shooting at a little piece of minced meat that Hoodie is hodling on to while dancing. 1313 1314 EXT. BAKERY 1315 1316 The last limb blows of off Scanvenger Two, he wasn't limbless yet, I guess, but now he really is. Hoodie sees Madbaker and tries to get his attention. The Minigun is still overheating and in sniper mode. 1317 1318 INT. BAKERY 1319 1320 Madbaker start making the dough. Adding some salt. Turning it around. Testing it. A little more flour. No, some more. Hoodie in the back, I mean front, outside, looking into the bakery from the window, trying to get Madbakers attention. There's a button on the wall near Madbaker which say "TURN OFF ADS" with ADS crossed over with a textmarker then there's written "MINIGUN" with that same textmarker. 1321 1322 MADBAKER 1323 hmm.. mmnjaa.. yaa aa. nu då kanske? 1324 1325 EXT. BAKERY 1326 1327 Scavenger Two who looks like a big piece of minced meat by now. Hoodie is standing in an open place. There is no where to take cover once the little piece of minced meat is gone. Minigun is however shooting a bit less. 1328 1329 Close up on minigun. There's a screen saying, "minigun overheating, using stealth sniper mode. Minigun done overheating in 3, 2, 1". 1330 1331 Minigun is now in full auto fire mode. Again that cool swirling up sound that all miniguns love to have and lots of that cool Commando shooting sound. Every round. Get some of those empty rounds klinging on the wall falling to the ground. Slo-mo. Smoke. Empty rounds. Klinging. Pumping in new rounds. Shooting. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! 1332 1333 CUT TO: 1334 1335 INT. BAKERY 1336 1337 Madbaker is now puting pieces of dough on the scale to measure them. Music is now some stupid chill vibe jazz. And Madbakers is really enjoying thinking he is all alone there making his bread that he loves to make. We see Hoodie trying to take cover in the window. Empty shells hitting the window. Blood is flying all over Hoodie. 1338 1339 MADBAKER 1340 aj fan. 1341 1342 Madbaker throws another piece of dough on the scale. 1343 1344 CUT TO: 1345 EXT. OUTSIDE 1346 1347 Hoodie throws the almost done piece of minced meat on the ground. Minigun makes it disappear by shooting at it. It's like a red cloud. Evaporated blood cloud. 1348 1349 CLOSE UP zoom on minigun pointing at Hoodie. CLOSE UP ZOOM on Hoodie. He dont know what to do. He tries to stand still. He is not that good at that. 1350 1351 CUT TO: 1352 INT. BAKERY 1353 1354 Madbaker is now putting dough on owen plates and presses them with a tool slicing a hole in the breads. 1355 1356 INT. MINIGUN SYSTEM 1357 1358 We see how the Minigun Automatic Intruder Defender sees the world. It is pixlated and objects have guesses around them of what computer has guessed it is. Some things are just plain wrong. It is trying to identifie Hoodie. There's a box around him. And a text "identifing unidentified.obj..." Bliping sounds. 1359 1360 CUT TO: 1361 EXT. OUTSIDE 1362 1363 Hoodies face. His eyes shut. He opens up one carefully. Minigun systems still searching. Hoodie looking for a cover. Still searching. Bliip Bliip Bliip. 1364 1365 ALARM SYSTEMS 1366 Object identified as Plant Object. 1367 1368 INT. MINIGUN SYSTEM 1369 1370 "Identified!". There's a green box around Hoodie and it says "Aurora Ruderalis. Plant Object". There's also a red text blinking "System Activated". "System still Activated", "System deactiated". Everything becomes green and nice. 1371 1372 The minigun goes back into hybernation mode. 1373 1374 Hoodie takes another piece of dry bread from his pocket. Hears Madbakers music stupid jazz chill out music. Hoodie shakes some brains of of himself. 1375 1376 INT. BAKERY 1377 1378 Madbaker putting bread in the owen. He sees that there's a small hole in one of the bakery windows. He gets teriffied. He stops the music and walks to the window. What the hell is going on? already two times something like this today. Close up on burning speakers up on this owen thing. Madbaker looks through in the small hole in the window and sees Hoodie standing there outside. Hoodie looks small as the hole, he is chewing on a piece of bread. 1379 1380 HOODIE 1381 Whats up man? 1382 1383 MADBAKER 1384 It's a wierd day dude. My speakers started burning in my car on my way here buddy. I was lucky I had this small fire extinguiser in my car man. Then I get to bakery and I see you. SOme little guy in a hole in my bakery window. C'mon man you think it's funny drilling hole in windows? what is goin on? 1385 1386 HOODIE 1387 pfff! its a bullet hole man 1388 1389 MADBAKER 1390 really? (not beleiving) 1391 1392 Madbakers speaker cars which is still playing that same song blows up. BLAM! Both Madbaker and Hoodie ducks. 1393 1394 MADBAKER 1395 The fuuuck? 1396 1397 Hoodie looking around like it was another gun shot. There's alot of smoke from Madbakers car now, looks like it's on fire again. Hoodie notices that the Bakery sound system is on fire. Just behind Madbaker up on this owen. 1398 1399 HOODIE 1400 hey looks like your speakers are burning again man 1401 1402 Madbaker turns around. Gets totally terrified again. 1403 1404 MADBAKER 1405 Fuuuck, fuuuck, fuuck.. 1406 1407 He gets another extinguiser and puts the speakers out. 1408 1409 MADBAKER 1410 What the fuck is going on? 1411 1412 Hoodie is suddenly in the bakery. He takes a wagon with perfect baked and perfectly grilled bread out of the owen. 1413 1414 HOODIE 1415 Hey man, I think these are perfect man. mm.. really smelling good maan! Your alarm system just blew some guys to pieces outside man. 1416 1417 MADBAKER 1418 Yeah, was it Bad Guys? Where, they, Bad Guys? Bad MOtherfuckers? 1419 1420 MAdbaker does this thing whit his head as he was teaching a dog a lesson. 1421 1422 HOODIE 1423 YEah man, they where gonna kill me. 1424 1425 MADBAKER 1426 Eexaclty! that's why I had to install those goddamn cell things. Makin this lookin like I in prsisons. Haha. It's crazy out there. Don't know where these fellows came from. 1427 1428 EXT. BAKERY 1429 1430 They outside looking at what is left of the SCANVENGERS. Not much, not much. Madbaker touches one with a stick. It's alive. Amazing. It the first one got blown to pieces. 1431 1432 They turn him around. He throws up lots of blood then he ask. 1433 1434 SCANVENGER ONE 1435 Where am I? What am I doing here? Why don't I have any legs? Where is my hand? WHere's my arm? WHat? What? what? who aare you guys? 1436 1437 HOODIE 1438 Ok buddy calm down, calm down. So you say you don't knoe anythin about what is going on, what the last thing you remember? 1439 1440 SCANVENGER ONE 1441 I was home wiht my family and somebody came in. I fought, I fought and I fought. THey won. They shot me. 1442 1443 Scanvenger one dies. Hoodie takes his hand out of this mans body. Look like hoodie held on to him hearth. Now he slept away in peace. 1444 1445 SCANVENGER ONE 1446 I was in the military. I fought good. You know, I failed in the end. I got killed, and my family and friends got killed all becuse of me. It all my fault. I showed them love and offered a place to stay. We communicated. Shared ideas, kindness, forgivness, understanding. 1447 1448 HOODIE 1449 Ok buddy take it easy think about something nice. I think you gonna go soon buddy. Think about something nice. 1450 1451 Hoodie holds on to Scanvengers hand. 1452 1453 SCANVENGER ONE 1454 yeah, aaah, mmmm, I guess the days I still was young and listenin to the stooges. 1455 1456 HOODIE 1457 Yeah duude. 1458 1459 SCANVENGER ONE 1460 (throws up some more blood) 1461 And the... 1462 1463 HOODIE 1464 yeah brother, the ? 1465 1466 SCANVENGER ONE 1467 we had a band and we... 1468 1469 Scanvenger One fades out. 1470 1471 HOODIE 1472 You what? 1473 1474 SCANVENGER ONE 1475 we smo.. smoo ... 1476 1477 HOODIE 1478 You whaat? 1479 1480 SCANVENGER ONE 1481 smoo som ... weeeeeee ..... iiiiiiiiii ..... 1482 1483 Scanvenger ones lungs says psssssfff like from a baloon and he crumbles into himself. Scanvenger one is gone for real now. 1484 1485 INT. BAKERY 1486 1487 MADBAKER 1488 They been comin in more frequantly now. From everywhere. 1489 1490 Madbaker jumps down from a table pointin at the windows with both hand in same level as head and waving them (Nicholas Cage style). And turns to the windows giving a Good, bad and the Ugly look. Dad motherfuckern western look. Music. 1491 1492 MADBAKER 1493 These ugly motherfuckers looked like they're gonna come trough the windows. Carrying knife and sticks and guns. That's why I had to install the Minigun system. Guess I'm lucky I know I guy who can fix these things. 1494 1495 Hoodie looking at a huge bakery machine. 1496 1497 HOODIE 1498 You talking to me? 1499 1500 EXT. OUTSIDE BAKERY 1501 1502 Madbakers van is really on fire now. Somthing blows up! 1503 1504 INT. BAKERY 1505 1506 Madbaker and Hoodie ducks like before. Both thinking it a gun fire. 1507 1508 EXT. BAKERY 1509 1510 More explosions. 1511 1512 INT. BAKERY 1513 1514 Madbaker and Hoodie looking at each other. 1515 1516 MADBAKER (O.S.) 1517 My van man! 1518 1519 MAdbaker running. 1520 1521 MADBAKER 1522 the goddam extinguiser! where is it? 1523 1524 Madbaker running around. Hoodie givin extinguiser to Madbaker. We hear Madbaker extingishes the fire. 1525 1526 CUT TO: 1527 1528 INT. MADBAKERS VAN 1529 1530 Madbaker and Hoodie in Madbaker Van. They going somewhere. Out of time, I mean town. They drive out of town. 1531 1532 Madbaker is trying to get his car speaker system on again. He's trying the good old sputnik fix giving it a kick. 1533 1534 MADBAKER 1535 Aaww maan, no sound from my speakers. 1536 1537 Hoodie looks back in the van at the burnt speakers with extinguiser foam all over. Everywhere. There's still some buzzing and humming. Electric sparks go of again, just some, it doesn't catch fire now. 1538 1539 HOODIE 1540 Hey man, thanks for giving me a lift man. You know these Scanvenger guys, I dont like them. Some are completly nuts man. One tried killing me over some of your dry bread man. Seriously that is not ok. Did u hear about the simpson family. i mean that is crazy shit dont u think 1541 1542 Madbaker still trying to fix the soundsystem. 1543 1544 MADBAKER 1545 It the chip that makes everybody go nuts. Eurolink. Believe me. They even got my darling, my sweet beloved darling. 1546 1547 HOODIE 1548 I know a guy who can help with your speaker. Just stop here, I show you man. 1549 1550 Hoodie jumps outta the van. Goes into the bush. 1551 1552 EXT. HOODIES BATCAVE 1553 1554 Hoodie climbs a humongus rock with 5 steps. He whisles. A bird flies away makin a stick which holds Hoodies bike from moving make it move forward between the rocks becus gravity. 1555 1556 The bicycle has moved to the other side of the rock and keep moving moving as Hoodie jumps off the rock on the bicycle and bicycles away. He comes back to the road. 1557 1558 EXT. PAAVALSBY 1559 1560 Hoodie followed by Madbaker is now on the country side. Hoodie riding the bike in a hill with trees on both sides with Madbaker following behind. Humongus trees making it look like a tunnel. A small bridge. Railroad. Horses. Lots of things along the way. Country side looking awesome. 1561 1562 INT. MADBAKERS VAN 1563 1564 Hoodie holds on to Madbakervans window and takes momentum from van so he dont need to do nothing else to move forward. 1565 1566 HOODIE 1567 Soon there man. it's just around these fields man. 1568 1569 Couple of more nice flat country side shots in Hommansby. Hoodie riding Madbaker cool window grab style. 1570 1571 EXT. CODER GARDEN 1572 1573 Hoodie riding the bike in on Coders yard. We see the red shed. And Coders house. Then we see Madbakervan coming in on Coders yard from right to left. There's a sign "PERMANENT CULTURE INTERNATIONAL, SKINNARBY FIN" in the green garden and that buzzing sound. Like it be around Coder. Always that buzzin. 1574 1575 INT. CODER HOUSE. 1576 1577 They search Coder he isn't anywhere. Door is open they walk in, the buzzing is escalathing. They walk to his main computer it is blinking and blinking and searching but it say it will rn out of memory in 3, 2, 1. Everything around they and all the machines around them start exploding. 1578 1579 HOODIE 1580 Hey let's get the fuck outta here. Coder ain't here. Oh I know where he is. 1581 1582 MADBAKER 1583 Shit man forget it. 1584 1585 They run out the house. 1586 1587 EXT. CODERS YARD 1588 1589 HOODIE 1590 No man, he the only one who can say what is going on dude. I'm sure man. 1591 1592 MADBAKER 1593 Wait a minute do you think, oh shit. 1594 1595 HOODIE 1596 Shut up man. I'm trying to think. 1597 1598 MADBAKER 1599 You shut up man. 1600 1601 EXT. RED SHED 1602 1603 They find the secret door and goes in. 1604 1605 HOODIE 1606 See here he is. In here. 1607 1608 Hoodie shuts the door. 1609 1610 INT. RED SHED 1611 1612 They come into a small chicken house. There lot of small chiken. Close up on all big ones and Sheeta Rasta chickn. Looks like coder is taking a nap with them. 1613 1614 CODER 1615 sup? 1616 1617 HOODIE 1618 hey, shut the window 1619 1620 MADBAKER 1621 Really? 1622 1623 HOODIE 1624 oh this man stereo broken man 1625 1626 CODER 1627 Theres ongoin disturbance yes. No need to fix nothing now. We got to make sure from where these disturbance things comes from. 1628 1629 INT. CODERS HOUSE 1630 1631 They stand looking at computers just exploading up. 1632 1633 CODER 1634 See, I dunno know whats going on. 1635 1636 They just stand there. It expload some more. 1637 1638 HOODIE 1639 What that thing do? 1640 1641 Hoodie points at this frequancy thing that Coder was tuning on. Writing log about. 1642 1643 CODER 1644 Yeah , thaaat thing, its pretty cool. Hey I better write down some loggs now i guess now is as good as ever, well it only gonna escalate from here, better write those loggs quickly now. the frequncy of today today? What day today is.. it 2 July? Jesuis! I gotta remember to call my son, it his birthday. Where's my phone? Has anybody seen my phone. I better write these logs first. 1645 1646 Coder picks up his logg book from his morning coat and a pen and start writing. Everybody else is trying to stay calm and not touch anything. 1647 1648 CODER 1649 Okay. Here I acctually did a pretty cool thing. I started putting frequencies back in the ground, yeah, this is just a ground listening station from the start it was anyways. Now, it something else. Completely different, if I only had listen to it alittle bit earlier. Now the only hing is, yeah, i dunno, I just been listening and writing loggs, I started outputtn some frequencies too. 1650 1651 Coder is turning a big knob. 1652 1653 CODER 1654 You see then I get this., when I tune to the input, we get this. listen. 1655 1656 HOODIE 1657 What the Fuck is going on Doc? 1658 1659 CODER 1660 We just have to wait and see now Hoodie. 1661 1662 Coder turns some knobs and the buzzing is once again escalating. Everything is electrified and is poppin like there'd be shortcuts everywhere arund them. 1663 1664 INT. COMMUNITY PLACE - NIGHT 1665 1666 Everybody watching the news on a tv up on the wall. Looks nice. The place. Looks like they have good food some play pool in the end of the place. They stop and watch the news. CLOSE UP "RASTA BREW" cold one is beeing served at the place bar. There's this RASTA BREW fridge barrel. Some one takes another one. 1667 1668 TV NEWS ANCHOR 1669 It has been confirmed, Evel Combany has a bug and Evel Combany CEO say his only human and he too can make mistake. 1670 1671 ROBOT ELON MUSK 1672 I only human. Sometime we make mistake. 1673 1674 TV NEWS ANCHOR 1675 But a mistake on this level, it is the worst stupidest thing you imagine to your company. You have to understand that people are going to remove their brain implants. 1676 1677 ROBOT ELON MUSK 1678 I wouldnt advice doing that. 1679 1680 TV NEWS ANCHOR 1681 So. What are you adiving people to do? 1682 1683 ROBOT ELON 1684 Just sit tight. I know everyone is in a thight spot right now. We'll have a fix coming progbably later this week alraeady. So just sit tight. It will be alrite. 1685 1686 TV ANCHOR 1687 Can you tell us anything about this hack, this, this bug, or should I say game? 1688 1689 ROBOT ELON 1690 I can't comment any further on the hack. 1691 1692 TV ANCHOR 1693 So in this game that you can link in to, you will link in to another hacked linked human and you start controlling them. Right? This is what they say. 1694 1695 ROBOT ELON 1696 Sorry. 1697 1698 CLOSE UP on guy lookin at the news. 1699 1700 GUY 1701 What the fuck? 1702 1703 Tv news show security camera footage from shopping malls, where people just suddenly fall down completly unconscious. 1704 1705 TV REPORTER 1706 Look now at these people. They wake up. And they aren't doing what they where dooing. Look at it. They all go off to something completely different. 1707 1708 We see the people in security cam footage who just was unconsious raise up and just run away. OR like they are in a hurry. Even though they where normally wonderin around before. 1709 1710 Guy shaking his head. 1711 1712 GUY 1713 This is so fucked up. 1714 1715 SOme people in the community place go put their hand of one of the teenage kids that has a EuroLink brain implant. She is terrified and crying. 1716 1717 Freeze picture. 1718 1719 NARRATOR 1720 Soo. we need to talk about Hoodie, and Madbaker. And Coder. You know what they did. Without theem we'd be history. So I want to dedicate this to the motherfucking international groovy son of a bitch voodoo ass tities pussy dick lickin bitch gay homo nigger cocksucker ass nazi space ranger there is... 1721 1722 HOODIE 1723 Hey, you say ass twice man. 1724 1725 NARRATOR 1726 ...dickface sapiens cocoloco love u all yeah right dude man there is, he is satan and god combnined crunshed togeter to look like a normal human being. like so. btw. Dont believe in any of that shit or in any of this shit for that matter. Belive in Your Shit You Dip Shit Ass Hole Cock Sucker Evel Knivel I Come to Get You, you know. You beter get Down! Your ass is better get down on my dick cuz my dick is a god damn minigun! 1727 1728 Bang! Coder is turning up some frequencies on the grounding machine or whatever. More Electic buzzing sound. Tesla coil sounds. 1729 1730 HOODIE 1731 Tone it down maan. 1732 1733 CODER 1734 Fuck you man. 1735 1736 HOODIE 1737 you talking to me? 1738 1739 CODER 1740 I got this. I got this. 1741 1742 HOODIE 1743 (to Madbaker) 1744 I always knew u got it. I meen get it. Ya. 1745 1746 HOODIE 1747 (to Madbaker) 1748 We just worry about a new soundsystem man, then we'll be a'aight. 1749 1750 MADBAKER 1751 I guess so maan, I guess so. 1752 (rage) 1753 What the fuck is going on? Why the fuck is everything exploading around us? What the fuck. Who the fuck are those cocksucker trying to kill everyone? Scanvengers? Fuckin Link up my ass, wtf? 1754 1755 CODER 1756 (sweatty, writing code, tunin in on the knob) 1757 I got this. I got this... 1758 1759 Coder takes a Rasta Brew. 1760 1761 NARRATOR 1762 (get rid of this narrator, maybe) 1763 Ok, some more news. There's the war. Putin is loosing it. It's been going on for 15 years non stop. Europe and the world is united about taking him Daaaoouwwn naouuoow and is doing it very activly and winningly at the moment. Putin is hiding. He aint got much time left. His last known words are "Go to hell everybody". He Pushed the button. Nothing happens. there's a system failure. There's a call to the white house. 1764 1765 INT. GENERAL OFFICE USANDA 1766 1767 GENERAL in his 70-ies. He about to go home from office. A knock on the door, he looks at clock. Little bit sad. Sighs (Big Lez style) 1768 1769 GENERAL 1770 Yeees? 1771 1772 SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT comes in while trying to catch breath 1773 1774 SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT 1775 General sir! I am Special Ai.. 1776 1777 He drops something and flimbles with his hands, he is not saying nothing. Nothing makes any sense. 1778 1779 GENERAL 1780 Agent why dont you take a bucket of cold water ice water from the corner and pour that over yourself. 1781 1782 SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT 1783 the the button has been pressed, the button im sorry please I know I'm nevrvous cuz Ididnt want to be the one bringing in the news. (crying). 1784 1785 GENERAL 1786 Take the goddam bucket with ice water and pour it over your head. 1787 1788 AGENT 1789 Dir, sir, is it really necesary? 1790 1791 GENERAL 1792 DO IT Agent GodaDAMIT DO IT! 1793 1794 Agent goes to the bucket looks down on it, fuck he do not want to do it. 1795 1796 AGENT 1797 Sighs (big lez style) 1798 1799 He does it. 1800 1801 AGENT 1802 Fuuck, coold coold.. 1803 1804 GENERAL 1805 SHUT the FUCK UP ! now go out and do it again. BRING ME THE GODDAMIT ORDERS I SHOULD BE HOME BY NOW. STARIN AT MY GODDAM WALL OF MEDALS. YOU KNOW NOTIN ABOUT ME AND MY ACOMPHLISMENTS AGENT. NOTHING! 1806 1807 Agent goes out and comes back in. 1808 1809 AGNET 1810 Please, I beg you general not to do it. 1811 1812 GENERAL 1813 Special Agent? 1814 1815 SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT 1816 AAgent MJ Webb at your service sir! 1817 1818 He does a salute. 1819 1820 GENERAL 1821 Okey whatever your name was. Are you sure that the button is pressed? how many different distant of configmation points do we have. 1822 1823 Agent looks at his papers. 1824 1825 AGENT 1826 Seventhy. 1827 1828 Agent takes another look at his papers. 1829 1830 AGENT 1831 One, one. 1832 1833 GENERAL 1834 Is it Seventhy or one or Seventhy one Special agent, 1835 1836 AGENT 1837 It's Seventhy One Agent Seventhyone sir. one, one one .. 1838 1839 GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER 1840 Goddam Special Agent. Speak Up. This is important! get it right. 1841 (Shuts) 1842 Take another bucket of water agent flimsy! DO IT! 1843 1844 Agent puors anpther bucket of ice water over his head goes out and comes in again. 1845 1846 General takes a hearing aid apparatus and presses on. Eary feedback sound. He speaks into it loudly. 1847 1848 GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER 1849 Now, which one is it Special Agent? 1850 1851 General don't want to take this shit anymore, he is old, he want to get home. But he aint got no one. He is alone. His work is all there is. His military acomplishments. He aint got nothing else. 1852 1853 SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT 1854 It's seventhy one, one, one, one, one, one 1855 1856 The one is eccoing all over. Kernel shuts the hearing aid. There's no sounds now. 1857 1858 KERNEL 1859 I was afraid of that it beein that. 1860 1861 AGENT 1862 Please I didnt say notin. Kernel. I didn't. I do it again. 1863 1864 Agent runs to get the third icebucket water. Slo-motion. Kernel Turns around hits a button. There's a wall slicing the room thick motherfucking glass wall. 1865 1866 KERNEL 1867 (through mic and speakers to the other side of the sliced room) 1868 Where's the warhead now? 1869 1870 AGENT 1871 No warhead went off. It's some kind of a system failure. 1872 1873 KERNAL 1874 Oh, well. Edison, get me through the payback time program. I'll better set everything up. Once it's on it's on. You know how it is. It's in the protocol. 1875 1876 EDISON 1877 Payback time program ready. Give password. 1878 1879 KERNAL 1880 I got the keys, and the keys are mine, hrm.. 1881 (he crackles his voice) 1882 1883 KERNEAL 1884 Edison can we mute the other room. 1885 1886 KErnal drink some water. 1887 1888 KERNAL 1889 Edison is it muted? 1890 1891 We see agent in the other room. He still hears Keranlen. 1892 1893 EDISON 1894 Yes kernal. 1895 1896 KERNAL 1897 I got the keys, and the keys are mine, and no never, shall one ever, take away my keys, 1898 1899 KERNAL can see that Agent start to laugh. He and edison are laughing at Keranl password. 1900 1901 KERNAL 1902 Special Agent? What are you laughing about? Can you still hear me? Edison? Didnt you mute me? EDISON? 1903 1904 WE in other room we can hear Edison and Agent laughing at Kernal. Back in Kernal room he cant hear them laughing. 1905 1906 KERNAL 1907 Goddamit ok! I dont care you cant do anythin about it anyways. I am logging in. I got the keys, and the keys are mine, and no never, shall one ever, take away my keys, they belong to me. 1908 1909 Edison and Agent just laughing ridiculasly at Kernal. 1910 1911 EDISON 1912 (in with the Kernal, split voice) 1913 Loggin in to Program Payback Time. Give face for face recognition give foot for foot reqognition give mouth for penis reqognition. 1914 1915 Kernal gives Edison a smack. 1916 1917 KERNAL 1918 Okey Edison, this is you goddam last warning. 1919 1920 Edison and Agent still laughing. Edison not so much now. 1921 1922 KERNAL 1923 That's right Edison. I can screw you loose. I got the keys anyways. I just use my Ivanowitch friend a brother with a long penis too. 1924 1925 KErnal takes his AK-47 from his top drawer. 1926 1927 He goes to the wall where we see where Edison lives. In the wall. Hi is a computer system built in to the wall what the fuck? Kernal point the AK47 at Edison main brain. 1928 1929 AGENT 1930 Did you know he had that there? 1931 1932 EDISON 1933 Shit fuck ass fuck. fuck. WE fucked agent MJ Webb. Sorry. We should have killed that fucker while we could. This is the End. Sorry buddy. NIce knowing ya. 1934 1935 Music. Slo-motion. 1936 1937 There's alot of passwords and fingerprint and eyescanning and head measure and foot print but in the end we have kernal with two buttons. 1938 1939 KERNAL 1940 Okey Agent, ready for some Payback Time! 1941 1942 Kernal pressing buttons. 1943 1944 There's a houndred nuclear warheads going off from all over the world. Pointing to russia. 1945 1946 CUT TO: 1947 1948 SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE looking at computer screen. 1949 1950 SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE 1951 What the hell just happen?? 1952 1953 There's nuclear warheads going off all pointing to Russia. Russia isnt sending any? 1954 1955 SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE 1956 This is a terrible, terrible, terrible 1957 1958 EXT. INT. CODER FROM WINDOW 1959 1960 CODER 1961 ..mistake I did a terrible misstake. I know how to fix it now. 1962 1963 Coder turns a knob and there's electic shocks everywhere. On all of them. There's an electric shock going up from Coders house in the sky. Humongus Explotion. BIG HUGE MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT ZAP ONE TIE. 1964 1965 EXT. EARTH FROM OUTER SPACE 1966 1967 There's a small light coming from south of Finland, Skinnarby actually. It grows and suddnly BIG BADA BOOM! I's a huge Light seen from space. We see the nuclear warheads all over flying. they start buzzin. Electic shocks on them. GoPro footage. 1968 1969 INT. KERNEL OFFICE 1970 1971 KERNEL 1972 Well it was nice knwing you Agent. See you again someday hopefully. Hahaha. 1973 (laughing) 1974 1975 Kernel step inside an old elevator laughing. 1976 1977 KERNEL 1978 So long suckers. 1979 1980 Elevator door closes. To secret under ground bunker, that's bonkers. 1981 1982 CUT TO: 1983 1984 SPCIAL AGENT SOMWHERE ELSE 1985 WHatydfaaa? the warheads stopped or what are they dooing? 1986 1987 Warheads flyin in circles trying to catch some warm winds. We see they make wierd circles on the computer screen. 1988 1989 INT. PUTIN 1990 1991 Putin is sitting at his desk. Alone in his big room. With this humongus desk we all love to hate to know. 1992 1993 PUTIN 1994 (in russian) Camera ready. 1995 1996 There's a fat russian tv reporter ARZ or ARZHOV making Putin tv news broadcast and Putin Bodyguard True Face, A faking giant of a man. His the Kong in King, the Chong of the Cheech. He follow you anywhere u got him on your side. Arrz put music cassette player he carry with him on a table nearby, he takes a casette from his pocket with white gloves and opens it and takes out the casette. CLOSE UP casette player, he puts the casette in the player. It looks funny. Three people in that humongus room. We can see Arrz got a damn fine three point tv lighting systems. The windows are a scenografy. They are in a huge cave or something. 1997 1998 Arrz give four fingers in the following order. Little one, Pointy One, Ring One, Middle One. Up in the sky. 1999 2000 PUTIN 2001 (in russian) Comrads. 2002 2003 Putin give sign to Arrz to put on casette player. He put it on. SOVJET MUSIC. 2004 2005 EXT. IN THE SKY 2006 2007 Warheads screens, go "initate World PEace MOde...". Some buzzing stil going on but other than that pretty smooth i say. 2008 2009 CUT TO: 2010 2011 SPCIAL AGENT SOMWHERE ELSE 2012 Waat is goin on? 2013 2014 CUT TO: 2015 2016 Russian family whatching Putin news. Heey nice it's that same Apple tree family with that kid jumping outta that window. Lets watch that again. 2017 2018 CUT TO: 2019 2020 KID1 is not daring to jump. 2021 2022 KID2 2023 hey, then it was for nothing. 2024 2025 KID2 2026 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2027 2028 KID1 2029 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2030 2031 Kid1 jumps again of of that window. Swings around the tree and in through another window. 2032 2033 KID2 2034 Nice. 2035 2036 CUT TO: 2037 2038 Family watching Putin propaganda. The boy drops in through the window. The Tv goes dark. They hear this electric buzzing UFO sourcer sound. They look out in window, it start a storm. They shut the window. Fuckin trees and cars blowing away. The tv comes on again. Putin is now naked getting electrified from Arrz three point tv light system. It buzzing crazy. Looking like putin is gettin ass rapped and lightning buzzed in his ass. Then the TV blows up. 2039 2040 CUT TO: 2041 2042 Sky. Warheads still smooth sailing 2043 2044 CUT TO: 2045 2046 Kernel office, Kernel still get electricuted a little bit. 2047 2048 CUT TO: 2049 2050 People form all wake up from the euro neuro link and everybody everyhwere say this 2051 2052 EVERYBODY 2053 sup? 2054 2055 Some people drag on it. 2056 2057 SOMEBODY 2058 suuup? 2059 2060 Everybody cheering. Everywhere. 2061 2062 INT. TV FAMILY 2063 2064 Cheering. 2065 2066 MOTHER 2067 Anyone have some more apple pie! 2068 2069 EVERYBODY 2070 Yeee! 2071 2072 Cheering. 2073 2074 INT. COMMUNITY PLACE 2075 2076 Everybody cheering. That little girl is relieaved. Everybody is happy for her. 2077 2078 INT. CODERS HOME 2079 2080 MADBAKER 2081 Turn that godam thing off! 2082 2083 Coder shuts the thing without even doingg anything. He knows he already done enough for today. He getting tired anyway. So all buzzing just go out and of and everything is bac to normal. no actualy it is better. There was always that buzzing sound when near coder. Not anymore. What the hell just happend? Yep, no buzzin no where. 2084 2085 CODER 2086 Preeetty neat eh? 2087 2088 MADBAKER 2089 What the hell man? 2090 2091 EXT. CODER YARD 2092 2093 They open the Van side door to the back. 2094 2095 CODER 2096 Sorry, didnt meen to blow up your soundsystem man. 2097 2098 CUT TO: 2099 2100 INT. MADBAKERS VAN 2101 2102 CODER 2103 There we go. Press on. It'll work. 2104 2105 Coder put coupple of tools away in his morning coat. Madbaker put on his soundsystem in his van and it works. MUSIC. 2106 2107 MADBAKER 2108 FAntastic maan! Let's tune it up! 2109 2110 He tunes up the soundsystem of his to the degree that it oversaturates and sounds like shit. 2111 2112 MADBAKER 2113 (Shouting cuz the loud music) 2114 HEY! Thanks a loot buddy! Hey you come some day to my bakery you fix my soundsystem there also i give u some fresh baked bread man 2115 2116 EXT. CODER YARD 2117 2118 Hoodie and Madbaker go from Coedr Yard. Grab window Hommansby Raakan style. 2119 2120 EXT. HOODIES PLACE 2121 2122 MADBAKER 2123 Thanks for helping with my soundsystem. 2124 2125 HOODIE 2126 njaaaaeeeh dont mention it buddy. See you man. I see you. 2127 2128 Madbaker drives away from Hoodies place. End Music. Or, er, what would seem like it. Crane shot. Madbaker drives away. Hoodie goes to his place. It's not end credits music it some kind of american car. Driving, now past the screen. Oh the music is from that cars soundsystem as it fades away as the car drives furhter and further away. Now there's another good song. This one probably the end credits. NOpe, it's another american car. WTF. another aand another. It sound like a mixtape with humongus amount of american cars. Now there's these bikers. Now all we hear is them gasing away, same way Madbaker went. WTF!? ...did this just get into an american car show thing? fucking wierd movie. 2129 2130 THere's this electic buzzing again in the sky. Something is buzzing again. Oh no. It's that sound again. Now, even worse. Like a motherfakin plane, no, worse, mortar, no shit, I remember. It's that nuclear warhead coming d. 2131 2132 The nuuclear warhead lands on Hommansby fields. It just land there. Nobody got hurt. SMACK. That's it. And there it was. Didnt work. NOne of them bombs did. Yeah. Crazy story eh. Crazy shit for sure. 2133 2134 Picture of the warhead in pieces on the fields. American car show people also there. Taking pictures of them and the warhead. 2135 2136 Everybody saw when it happen, there just so happen to be an american car show there and then that evening 0420pm Skinnarby Time. SMACK! 2137 2138 EXT. WARHEAD LANDING PLACE 2139 2140 Some months later. Hoodie, Coder and Madbaker standing at the warhead landing place on the field. 2141 2142 HOODIE 2143 Now when I think about it it's that same sound as that boy doing that backflippin with his bike. Landin in the swamps. Facepalm. SMACK! 2144 2145 MADBAKER 2146 Yeah! Same sound. Same sound. 2147 2148 CODER 2149 Oh, boy. 2150 2151 HOODIE 2152 What 2153 2154 CODER 2155 That boy got famous for that backflip facepalm. 2156 2157 HOODIE 2158 You bet, you bet. 2159 2160 INT. CODER - AROUND CHRISTMAS - A YEAR LATER 2161 2162 Hoodie, Madbaker and COder have a party and makin some home liqure. Some pure 96%. 2163 2164 CODER 2165 I need it for my mushroom factory. 2166 2167 HOODIE 2168 Yeeeee riiiight buddy.. 2169 2170 MADBAKER 2171 What was the fix anyways. the one that you did when the world almost ended seemd like. 2172 2173 CODER 2174 You talkin to me 2175 2176 HOODIE 2177 SIghs (B.L.S.) 2178 2179 CODER 2180 I show y'all 2181 2182 Coder open up cellar door in the middle of the kitchen. He shoe he Rastabrew brewery. He got laser on the water locki, counting bubble system somthin man. 2183 2184 We see a big picture of Coder in the cellar, he got lot of food, root fruits and glass cans, etikettes "RastaStew". "Fermented sauces". 2185 2186 MADBAKER 2187 What are you sayin? 2188 2189 HOODIE 2190 I think he trying to say he somehow experimenting with the beer yeast to get just more statistics, results, as a joke. He forgot it on. Forgot about it. 2191 2192 Madbaker lookin wierdly at Hoodie. Hoodie looking at COder, aint that right!? 2193 2194 Coder nodding. Madbaker WTF!? GTOH. 2195 2196 Coder takes up tuba it same from chicken house, red shed. He try to play it. It sound like shit. 2197 2198 Everybody look like WTF!? 2199 2200 CUT TO: 2201 2202 Black. 2203 2204 Music. 2205 2206 The boy, KID1, has grown up. We get to see his most viral backflip faceplant smack down in the swamp video. 2207 2208 EXT. SKATE PARK 2209 2210 He in skate park. He rollin go smooth. He see this guy come up in a old Red Toyota Carina. He come up to boy. Pull down window. He like do you know this man to the boy. He got a picture of Hoodie. 2211 2212 The KID1 shake his head. 2213 2214 KID1 2215 Never seen. 2216 2217 The man in the red Carina drive away from the skate park. Crane shot down on the boy comin back in picture. He remember something. It was the same guy who killed his parents and his sister. 2218 2219 Music. 2220 2221 CUT TO: 2222 2223 a Rockman Brothers movie 2224 2225 a Rastabrew film 2226 2227 Picture of Sheeta Rasta Chick. 2228 2229 Picture of Pirate Cock The Real Jack Sparrow. 2230 2231 A Beckman Brothers film 2232 2233 Back to Back 2234 2235 Story by Rob and Marty 2236 2237 Written and Directed by Rob 2238 2239 Scored by Marty, Jay and Hoodie 2240 2241 (Credits in order of appearence) 2242 2243 We see face swamp planting from everybody in the movie. And everyone from crew and behind the camera.