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+Title:
+ __**DICK PENIS**__
+Credit: Written by
+Author: Robin Johannes
+Source: Story by Beckmen Brothers
+Draft date 4/20/2022 Second draft
+Contact:
+ A Rastabrew Production
+ Permanent Culture International
+ Robins Trägård
+ Lapinkyläntie 778
+ 07870 Skinnarby, FINLAND
+
+===
+
+A sound described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space crafty. Rotating Earthy. That's right, rotating earthy.
+
+>**DICK PENIS**<
+
+>**a Rockman Brothers movie**<
+
+>**written by Robin Johannes**<
+
+>**story by Beckmen Brothers**<
+
+>**dedicated to All The Free, Fuck YEah!**<
+
+>**a Rastabrew production**<
+
+>**in association with**<
+
+>**Radio Rymd**<
+
+>**Permanent Culture International**<
+
+>**Robins Trägård, Skinnarby, FINLAND**<
+
+===
+
+EXT. STREET CORNER BAR - NIGHT
+
+DICK PENIS
+I knew I shouldn't have gone out with the thing loaded. I wanted to feel it a bit I guess. Like everybody else is.
+
+INT. STREET CORNER BAR
+
+It's quite empty. Some peoples in the back with the jukebox machine. The bartender is sitting smoking a cigaret and watching sports on a little telly up in the ceiling. It's a dark cozy Irish looking place with some green and red lights here and there.
+
+DICK PENIS, is looking somewhat chubby and mysterious with his long brown greyish inverness cape and his hat. He is sitting looking out the window through his round blueish sunglases in the middle of the bar. There's rain drops merging and like tears they stream down the window. CLOSE-UP Dick Penis looking at it.
+
+DICK PENIS
+Sometime things stay the same for a loong long time, we tend to stay in the loops, even if it's not a great one. When we're in it we don't know how things could be different and all of a sudden. Things change. Fast, so fast that you hardly know whats going on.
+
+You hear the bar door open and girls giggling. There's this
+
+EXT. WOODS NIGHT
+
+Woods in the winter. Snow you can walk on. When it been a couple days above zero celcius and then get cold so the snow melt and then freeze to snow ice. You can walk on the snow/ice everywhere. It hold, sometime even hold a freakin car.
+
+A Deer chillin in the dark blue woods walking on snow. Finding things to eat.
+
+Deer run away cuz there's a road nearby and a rusty old van.
+
+The van drives right at us and park in front of us.
+
+The van steaming. Left van door opens. CLOSE UP. Tobacco butts, used needles and other shit fall out of the van. CLOSE UP boots. A BIG GUY climbs out of the left front seat. Walks to the Van sidedoor and open it.
+
+Right front van door open. UGLY JAMES BOND VILLAIN get out. HE go straight to the back of the van. He open back door and two more guys jump out. BADGUY1 and BADGUY2, lookin like they gonna go on a mission. They lit their cigarettes.
+
+CLOSE UP lot of different guns in the van.
+
+BIG GUY start checking em guns.
+
+Ugly James Bond Villain looks past the camera smokin.
+
+UGGLY JAMES BOND VILLAIN
+It is going to be an easy one. Both houses in and out.
+
+Throw cigarette butt on grund.
+
+EXT. TWO HOUSES
+
+We see two houses near each other. On a hill. A road connecting the houses upon the hill. A cementary on the other side of the road. We look where road goes. Theres that same van comming. The rusty old van.
+
+INT. FAMILY TV ROOM
+
+FATHER, MOTHER, SON, DOTTER watchin TV. They sit in sofa and arm chair watching this small TV. They watch Mononoke. The scene where our hero is ready to go out watchin the world with unclouded eyes. They have a fireplace and a fire goin.
+
+FATHER
+(Obama voice)
+Ok, now we need to check the news. It on now. We can then continue with the movie later.
+
+He stop movie. Boy and Girl sighs. They are about to go away, leave their laid back positions.
+
+FATHER
+No, no don't raise up. don't go, this is family time. We doin it together. This will only take couple of minutes and you learn something very new that your life could depend on.
+
+FATHER
+Now I want you kids to see the real world. So you'd grow up in the real world and know what to do in the real world. Now what do you do in the real world?
+
+BOY
+You go to moon.
+
+SISTER
+You do something valuable for you and others around you.
+
+FATHER
+Good answer. Now lets watch the news for couple minutes, ok.
+
+Tv swithes channel to the 9pm news. 9pm Tv News anchor turns around in the dark. Light come on.
+
+9PM TV NEWS ANCHOR
+Welcome to 9pm News. There's been another murder near the small town of Purple Lilly. It's confirmed that the tragedy took place last night at around 10-11pm, another family gone in these brutal series of murders.
+
+We see house. Police and Ambulance lights. Bodies are carried out on stretchers with white blankets on them by firemen. They lay the bodies on stretchers outside the house and go in to get more bodies.
+
+REPORTER
+The murder took place here at their home in their home village close by the town of Purple Lilly. We asked a neighbour if they heard anythin unusual around 3am when the murder took place.
+
+Neighbour chewing gum.
+
+NEIGHBOUR
+wow, am I like on the tv news now. wow. naa I aint heard shiit but grounge whole night me an my homies we playin Louuuud I aint hearin but constant ringing. Like this.
+
+He does this white noise thing sound. Sounds awful.
+
+NEIGHBOUR
+wooow! (get sentimental) you real fine looking lady,
+(looking at reporter)
+you are a beautiful woman you know that. Speak to me. I love to hear you speak to me
+
+Neighbour turns to the camera.
+
+NEIGHBOUR
+Yeeee, yeee, yee!! sup everyboody!
+
+Neigbour turns back to Reporter.
+
+NEIGHBOUR
+Naa, na, I meen, I understand these killers go after the ones owning somthin, right? He, rest in peace my neighbour and his whole family, he was a like a brother to me, he really was a good guy you know, helped everybodi in this community, help gro good food. He knew lot of useful stuff. What to do with pest, bugs and shit. He said naa, it is a paradise for the good guys. They gonna eat all those bad bug motherfuckers. He legend around here you know. I gonna miss him a lot. He got lot of good guitar riffs and licks. Sometime we played together. He had lot of laand you know. That's why they came after him. It aint right, iit aint right. This shit is noot right. You know what lady. Come with me I show you my bar at my place. I make some ooown home breew. Please. Come for one. It's on the house.
+
+Father shut of the TV.
+
+Mother and dotter looking terrified of what they just saw in the news.
+
+MOTHER
+Now we could have had a nice evenin without knowing that.
+
+FATHER
+Yeah. You're absolutely right. Ok, kids its bedtime.
+
+GIRL
+What if they come here dad to our house. Dad.
+
+FATHER
+No, they wont.
+
+GIRL
+How you so sure dad?
+
+FATHER
+cause they wont come here.
+
+MOTHER
+You heard your father, now you to go wash your teeth, I come tok you in and read you a good night story.
+
+BOY
+Yeeee. I want you to read the story with the lizzard mAAN.
+
+MOTHER
+Now, go brush your teeth.
+
+The kids run upstairs.
+
+EXT. TWO HOUSES
+
+The van is parked at the first house. We see gun shots inside house. They using silencers. THey come out. Some from back some from main door. They leave main door open. There's a dead body laying on the floor. Bad guys get back to the parked van. They reload.
+
+INT. HOUSE
+
+Kids brush teeth. Boy is ready. Spit out, drink water, put toothbrush back and run away from mirror and sink. Girl still brushin her teeth.
+
+BOY
+(O.S)
+I'm reeaaadyyyy.
+
+INT. FAMILY TV ROOM
+
+Father and Mother still in sofa.
+
+MOTHER
+(crying)
+What's happening with the world. What's goin oon?
+
+Father hugs Mother.
+
+FATHER
+Don't you worry. We gonna be fine. I promise. We gonna be just fine.
+
+BOY
+(O.S)
+Maaaaaaam! I'm reeeaaadyyy!
+
+Mother brushes her tear away and Mother and Father kisses. Mother then leave to go read for the kids.
+
+EXT. SHED AND HOUSE
+
+Bad guys POV. We see in the window from the outside mother leave dad in tv room. She go in other room. Kids room.
+
+Bad guys standing at this shed.
+
+BAD GUY
+You know I'm gonna save some bullets on this one.
+
+Bad guy leave hi silencer gun against the shed wall and pick up the nearby axe.
+
+BAD GUY2
+Ok, I'm in that to maan.
+
+BAD BUY2 leave his gun and take a showel.
+
+Bad guys walk to the big lit window of the house.
+
+INT. TV ROOM
+
+The Father notices something is up. He got a HUnch. He looks to the window.
+
+Father goes to the kidis room.
+
+INT. KIDS ROOM
+
+FATHER
+Hey, why dont we all sleep upstair tonight. It's warmer there. Feels a little cold here.
+
+BOY
+WYeee!!
+
+The boy run out of room and upstair with pillow and a blanket. Mother sitting in a chair. She was about to read from a book. Father kisses Mother on head. She smiles while shakin her head.
+
+INT. STAIRS
+
+Girl go up the stairs with pillow and blanket. CLOSE UP her feet. Running up stairs. Slo-mo.
+
+EXT. HOUSE
+
+Slo-mo. CLOSE UP a sledge hammer from front. From behind. Bad Guy give it full swing. It's going to go through the window.
+
+INT. KIDS ROOM
+
+CLOSE UP Dad looks out the window. It's just piched black out there. He start running for the mother who is now gettin outta the kids room. Into TV room. We see the sledge hammer on the outside just about to hit the window, TV room window. Mother is entering the room. Slo-mo.
+
+CLOSE UP Father face. slo-mooo.
+
+FATHER
+NoooooO1! Get Down!
+
+CLOSE UP window crash. Glass is flying. The sledge hammer still flying into the TV room.
+
+CLOSE UP Father grips mothers hand. So grippingly that she does a tango move. She swing around and then lift her hand. LOokin serious in Father eyse. Father still holding her hand and make her follow him into the TV room, they run on the floor, where the sledgehammer is now sliding and bouncing on against the fireplace.
+
+Father looking at floor. Shit all fucked up with glass. He turn around. He see bad guys on the outside of the window coming in. Slo-mo. Bad guys. Raising up their two guns, an axe, and a shovel.
+
+CLOSE UP father does this kung foo move with his feet to clean away the glas for Mother.
+
+INT. STAIRS
+
+They get into the stairs from downstair TV room.
+
+We hear bad guy walking on the glass on the floor in TV room, CLOSE UP Father sliced he foot on the glas a little bit.
+
+The girl is upstairs and knows where fathers shotgun is at. She opens a secret drawer. The girl run and throw shotgun to father down the stairs. She run some more and throw a belt with shells. Father pumping shotgun standing down the stairs half way down. He put belt with shells on over his shoulder. Mother is behind him. Father goes to see what up with his shotgun up. FATHER POV. FATHER CLOSE UP. Goin down the stairs. Slowly.
+
+FATHER
+(shouting)
+Go! RUN!
+
+The girl take a knife from secret drawer. The boy is upstair looking at sister going down. CLOSE UP. feet. CLOSE UP girl with knife. BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC. The Thing and Rammstein mashup.
+
+CLOSE UP dad down stair, still taking cover from the wall looking at broken window. Looking at the sledghammer. WTF?! SHit fuck where are they. Ok. Take it easy. I got my shotgun. He look at his woman and girl coming down in the stairs with a knife.
+
+FATHER
+just stay here ok.
+
+Father show them to get down.
+
+They get down.
+
+The mother then goes to grab hold on to Dad. She doesn't want him to go. He goes anyways. He got to.
+
+Dad is going into the TV Room. There's a bad guy. Dad shoots, misses. Somebody shoot at him. A shot cuts open his cheek and makes a huge hole into the wall where the girl is standing next to mother.
+
+The girl and mother look like OMFG WTF.
+
+FATHER
+Stay down!
+
+Father take cover from a brown leather tv chair and put more ammo in shotgun. He shoot. He miss. He shoot again just to scare them off. They shoot at him. The leg of the tv chair goes into pieces from one shot. Then the back of the chair. Three holes in that. Father manages to not get shot. The chair is now on three legs.
+
+A guy from behind Father hit him with a shovel in his head. He shoot this guys shovel when he is trying to do it again. The shovel bounces in bad guy head. Nice DONG! sound.
+
+The father crawl up. He look at girl. He nod. The girl does a Kung Foo move. She start running with the knife.
+
+Father grab bad guy arm. He swing him around, he down on floor, SMACK! GIRL stab him in heart. He go out. Girl go hide behind dad.
+
+GIRL
+One down, there's at least two more.
+
+FATHER
+God job sweatheart.
+
+Dad give girl a kiss on the forehead.
+
+GIRL
+Anytime dad, anytime.
+
+FATHER
+(whisper)
+ok, go out through back window go check their back. See if you see something. Stay in the shadows, as you been thought. Come back. only if it safe ok.
+
+They can hear that the bad guys has their mother and boy upstair. Father give hand sign to girl go.
+
+FATHER
+be the shadow.
+
+Predator music. Girl goes in the back of the downstair, there's a small window. She climb up to that window. Open and go out into the darkness.
+
+Father clear down stair TV room. And kid room. He open the Pannuhuone room. There's bad guy comming straight at him with an axe. He shot him down. He blast into two pieces.
+
+EXT. OUTSIDE
+
+The girl is outside by the shed. She notices soething. a fucking automatic rifle just standing there against shed wall. She OMFG.
+
+She take of the gun silencer.
+
+INT. STAIRS
+
+Father going up stairs slowly commando style.
+
+INT. UPSTAIR
+
+Two bad guys have Mother and Son as hostige. They in the upstair tv room. Father comes upstair. He see the situation.
+
+Father put the gun down. Bad guys laughing. They point their gun at him. Just as they gonna blow him away. Automatic gunfire from outside breaking the window and kills one of the bad guys.
+
+EXT. HOUSE
+
+Girl shooting at one of bad guys through the window from outside. He is dancing.
+
+EXT. UPSTAIR
+
+Bad guy still dancing from all the bullets. His torsos just all blown up from the bullets. The other bad guy is still alive. Mother and son got down. Close up Father picks up his shotgun and shoot. He goes into full Rambo Commando mode. Jumps. Flying and shooting with his shotgun in slo-mo. BLAM! pump, BLAM! pump.
+
+FATHER
+AAaaargh!
+
+We see the last bad guy shot one time up in the ceiling as he is shot dead into pieces by father.
+
+CLOSE UP father still in air. BLAM! pump, BLAM! pump. Still in the air.
+
+The girl still standin same location outside. We see her outside as we hear the dead bad guy fall to the floor. Body fall.
+
+Dad show to mother and son to stay down as he raises himself and clearing the room. ok. Mother and son CLOSE UP they get up.
+
+EXT. OUTSIDE
+
+The girl standing with the automatic rifle. Clear area with turning head scouting around. She nods to dad.
+
+INT. UPSTAIR
+
+Dad nods to her through the broken window.
+
+We hear somekinda device start to beep. It's a rocket launcher the UGLY BAD GUY has.
+
+FATHER
+(looking at girl outside)
+Run!
+
+EXT. OUTSIDE
+
+BIG BADA boom. House blow up.
+
+Bad guy start the van on the neighbours yard start. We see girl. Looking like WTF OMFG all my family just blew up. We see, that she sees the Bad GUy driving away.
+
+it's the UGLY JAMES BOND VILLAIN.
+
+The girl trie to fire as he drive passed her. but. Click! it dont fire. The Villain get away. The Villain get away.
+
+EXT. SHED AND HOUSE
+
+Kid runnin away from her burnin blown up family and home. Other side of road there is a cementary. She run to it. There's light on in the chappel. Shee go get help.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Black.
+
+CODER
+(O.S.)
+(like a Bruce Willis one liner)
+The Best Way To Stop it is To Do Better Brainwashing
+
+EXT. SPACE MOSTLY NIGHT
+
+Earth from space. Some part still eveneing most part dark. Some part dark and cloudy and with thunder storm. Other part are clear sky you see the city lights. We fly up. There's snow. We go north from Africa, we ZOOM in to about 2000 rock throws away east of Helsinki. ZOOM in to the thickest of bushes in the woods.
+
+Snow, cold, white, pure, christal but blue tinting, PAN UP to blue dark woods, lot's of snow. Wind synth sounds. We go deeper into the dark blue woods. They humming mixes with drumming. Indian drum. I mean Native American Drum. Or African or Native lookin anyways.
+
+CODER
+(O.S.)
+Did we build it for something or did we build it for nothing.
+
+We go deep into dark dark thick spruce woods, there's a fire. We go closer to the fireplace. There's no body there. Foot trails in the snow. Somebody been there for sure.
+
+CODER
+(O.S.)
+Time has come, show me what you got. Show me your cards. I show mine.
+
+There's a figure sitting by the fire. We don't see but a dark silhuette of this sitting figure contry the dark blue woods in the background.
+
+FIGURE
+First I make u depend on me then I cut u of.
+
+CODER
+(O.S)
+You Aint got nothing if You Aint got nothing.
+Here this is what I got.
+
+Coder throws a stick up in the sky. It become a satellite.
+
+EXT. SPACE
+
+Stick become satellite alá Kubrick. Satellite beeping somethin. Buzzin. GoPro Footage of Satellite.
+
+EXT. VILLAGE ROAD
+
+CODER
+You don't own land anymore you secure it. You build a community and make sure no one mess with you.
+
+Coder walking a village road.
+
+still walking,
+
+CODER
+Fuck Human Rights maan! should be All Living Rights maan! All the time, all the time.
+
+still walking.
+
+CODER
+All Living!
+All loving!
+All livin
+and lovin
+Rights.
+yeaaah bruu
+
+Coder turn around looking where he came from, still walking. No body there.
+
+Still walking
+
+CODER
+Oh yeah, oh yeah baby oh, yeah, yeah, ya wanna get real real serious with me, okidoki lady, first of all, honey, you better get in my garden with me and ill show you my cockerrr the most jack sparrow of a rooster and my chicken, we can hang out in the garden house try out one of those low dangling red tomatos. They ready lookin real red and tasty. we make salsa? got some of those round hot chili. is that ok to you my special? oh yeah my babyyy. oh good! Only for you! My special darling. My dear. Beloved. Everything. Heart And Soul.
+
+Coder still walking.
+
+CODER
+When are we ever luckiest? Are we ever gonna be fully happie?? fully satisfied??
+
+CODER
+Ladies and gentlemen let me present you the power of the mind. connect. Set mindset too lucky! it is in everything. In and around you. Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
+
+CODER
+I grew up and thought I had some purpuse in this. thanks. What the hell was it all about. Goin to mars? naaa...
+
+Sound. Low sound.
+
+CODER
+We had to go searchin and searchin when it was all there right under our feet, under our nose, our tose, right there in front of us all that time.
+
+Grounding feet. Someone in the garden. Smelling. Smilling
+
+CODER
+Good brainwaching is Stimulation
+
+INT. TELEVISION
+
+KID2 in a commercial. He look unnatural smiling. VEry sunny and green green nice garden behind him. It is so sunny that people have umbrellas in the garden. They sit and lay in the shade only in swimmingsuits. Some take direct sunlight some in the shade. A women is getting a massage. We hear someone opening a beverage. We see a dude and then a beautiful woman drinking this cold bevarage. The bottles are so cold that they steam in the air and make humidity from air condenses on the glass making water drip down on them glass. So cold, so cold. KID2 in picture holding this cold bewerage "RASTABREW", "HOMANSBY HOPS".
+
+KID2
+Sure, I'll have a cold one!
+
+TV VOICE
+HAave a COld one!
+(Singing with a Choir)
+Cauze evybaadi should have one
+
+INT. CODERS HOME
+
+Still hearing the Tv Voice in the background
+
+TV VOICE
+Rastabrew! It is the Hoppiest hopps for this year christ...(zap buzz!)
+
+The Tv shuts off. Picture of dead chili plants. Picture of Aphids, small little green bugs of some of them chili plant leaves and stems. Pictures of other chilipeppers plants dooin just fine. It's blue outside contry to the inside with green chiliplants and nice led full spectrum light. Outside is lots of snow, it dark blue. We hear the coffe going in the background probably in kitchen, nope it's a coffe table near keyboard. There is a smoke going also. HOme rolled.
+
+We see Coder takin the pan with on going droppin coffe and then manages to somehow not spill any and puts pan with still droppin water on coffe maker plate the MOCCAMASTER, old and dirty. Oh so he used another cup to put the coffee filter thing on. NO magic goin on here. Water however dropped on the plate.
+
+He putting down the yellow green red painted humongus cup of coffee on the table touching the keyboard and almost spilling coffe on it.
+
+He sitting drinkin coffe looking straight ahead. It morning. NIce blue white weather outside. You see reflections of what is inside the room but it all wierd and looks distorted. It old windows. Old tree house windows. Fire is on in a big round owen next to where Coder sit. He main computer spot. Everythin look abit houme made. Yellow lightish but not so much inside. Some purple grow lights here and there. He got glass table with ongoing what looks like electric computer ship, I meen chip projects. We see arduino projects. And a couple of things with 4 rotary encoder motors. Some LAzers and a spinning thing! A raspi! OMFG!
+
+Coder sippin coffe. He look at some paper throews it back where it was.Coder light a smoke. And suck it one time. We hear the smoke burnin like it evaporate and he blow it on time into the fireplace trowin the butt with all smoke. (make movie magic, for special fx dept. Put big fire in stowe. CLose it where smoke get oout. Wiat for it, wait for it, now open the stowe door with a fishline, good old fishing line, same time make KUNGFOO movement throwin the butt. IMportante! dont forget to open where smoke supposed to get out, u will otherwise kill all crew is supposed to work on the movie. Note to Director here also. Remember to let smoke out from the savupiippu.) The fireplace door slam shut and Coder hit enter. CLOSE UPS computer boot up. Hi-POT OK. Antec. We see in computer. Light turns on. Screen turns on. A 3d-printer turns on.
+
+ANET-A8 (3D PRINTER)
+(robot voice, bit like stephens)
+Good mornin mattafuuckeeeeer! is gonna be a cloudy day. Beter stay in coding. Two new messages.
+
+Coder rips power of of Anet-a8. Small electric explosion.
+
+ANET-A8
+See you later suckeeeer!
+
+The ANET-A8 voice is like fallin down a well before it go out with a static buzz.
+
+PUMPING TECHNO MUSIC alá MR ROBOT. CODER got some kinda machine that is rotating another thing and lazer sensors. CLOSE UP Lazer!
+
+CLOSE UP Ladybugs eatings some Aphids. Lot of plants. Small plant buddies coming up from ground in pots with soil, purpleish growing light lights the ladybugs crawlin around in the healty looking soil.
+
+EXT. WOODS - DAY
+
+A tractor in the woods. Cutting down trees. There's someone with skiis in the woods on a hill looking down on the tractor a rock throw away. He maybe stop byy just lookin. He goes for the hill. Is it Coder? WHo is it goin fast, he go through thick spruce trees, somehow not falling. He come downhill with he skiis to the tractor lookin ginda stupid but cool i guess. He dont fall. He go to tractor. Tractor open door. Throws a box on the ground. We see TRACTOR MAN. Look sad and look like he be sitting there for a long time just smokn cigarettes and drinkin coffee.
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+Fix it.
+
+CODER
+Hey maan, u didnt need to throw it on the ground.
+
+Coder does this movement with his shoulder and point with both arms at the box.
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+It was a gravity fall test. now we know if it dont break dont fix it. Fix it it broken, ok, sometings up. yo. Fix it.
+
+Coder just show he dont now what up. Tractor man just starring at Coder while Coder do this yo I don't know what's up body language.
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+It works but it's crap. You knew about it. All theses years you could have fixed it, patched it, you said you knew it was buggy and that you gonna patch it up. Then suddenly you swing by 10 years later. 10 years later. Haha haha. Very funny.
+
+CODER
+Okey maan, I look into it.
+
+Coder pic up the box, it look ok, he looks at it, turns it around. Coder's like sup man? ok, ok, i lookin in to it.
+
+Close up of coder he start thinkin, long time ago I did this stupid thing, wait a minute, yeah now I remember. He goes off a downhill, whoa, he almost drop the box.
+
+INT. CODER HOME
+
+Music like Bob Dylan - Hurricane.
+
+Close UP Coder fixing the thing. Pluggin the device in to this roatry thing he buildin. We see screen. COder is writing in the terminal.
+
+nmap 27.71.27.*
+
+We see Coder writing looking bored. He goes throgh wome of hes old papers. He find aa really old crappy papper, coffe stain all over it. Something it's written there. About the encoder probalby. He goes to the roatry thing on the table. Turn it around looks at the screen, LaZers! but Coder hii bored. Back to screen hee now sshd in wizzard@oz he write
+
+vim main.c
+
+We go into c code we looks at it he go.
+
+CODER
+Whadda fuuuck have i been smoking.
+
+Mise-en-scéne while he patches up the code in Vim. We see a clean up version of same code to the roatry coder program he probably written cuz he goddam awesome, we then see hi build this gui to it just to show his amazing skills in python3 and Kivy on a Raspberry pi with touchscreen.
+
+Music fades. Wind. Cold howlin wind.
+
+EXT. CODER YARD - WINTER EVENING
+
+We back out. Coder leave house with the box. There is a snow storm outside. Coder just go into the snow blaze with this box.
+
+EXT. WOODS - EVENING
+
+Coder open up tractor door. Still fuckin blazing outside. Look like it raining ice. Coders hair is all frozen and fuck up. He got these snowboard glases. He happy he got it patched now. We see Tractor Man turnin of radio.
+
+CODER
+(all yelling cuz of the storm)
+Yeah, you where right, I didnt know what I was doing back then now it works.
+
+Close UP on Tractor Man just givin thumbs up and plug box in and then reach for the door to close it.
+
+We outside. Door doesnt want to shut cuz all of the snow and ice just blazed in the tractor.
+
+Inside tracotr. Man tries to slam door shut. Three time. He frustrated and go more more big time. What the hell is hoodie in between or somethin?
+
+Tractor Man fucking slams that Tractor door shut and start the tractor.
+
+TRACTOR MAN
+God damit!
+
+We outside. WHOLE PICTURE tractor. Tractor lights on. Snow and ice blazing in the blue dark evening against tractor lights, looks cool. We looking at the time, how about it, print the time on the screen. It's 0420pm Skinnarby Time. Tractor start picking up wood and run it through this thing and cuts em.
+
+Music like The Thing - Main theme
+
+Coder is standing away from the tractor now. He got them cool skiglases. Hi gotta hold on to his Big Hat and hoodie. Alot of blazin snow. CLOSE UP him going downhill in the hill he make a jump into the blue blaze.
+
+Coder notice someone follow him. Look like black thing with glowin eyes in the woods. They are all around him in the forrest. These loong arms funny looking slow pace beeings looking at him, following him.
+
+CODER
+(V.O.)
+We imagine only what we've been told what's real. When we start to find out what's really real, we get amazed, so amazed that we shut us in deeper in the abyss of false promesis, the truth hurts. then u start thinking, then u notice it is beautiful the way it supposed to be, natural ways. Natures been here longer than us, liste to the old and wise. We killed our fields with fertilizers and poison. When Russia cut the gas suddenly we didnt have all that cheap energy, we couldnt grow food the stupid way anymore.
+
+These beeing still following Coder.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+INT. THE APPLE TREE IN HOUSE JUICE HOME DELIVARANCE SYSTEM
+
+A kitchen where an apple three hangs so close that you can pic apples from a window to the kitchen help desk table or whatever u call them. A mother pics them apples and ferment some, make some hillo with honey and then she bake an pie. Apple pie with kanel. Real kanel and butter. Coffe is almost ready drippin. Cake is almost ready in owen. Looking real tasty. KID1 runs into the room. he got his shoes on jump up om table. spill some bowl. KID1 jumps outta the window.
+
+CODER
+(V.O.)
+Imagine a world where your food grows from the ground up into your house, fresh apple juice every mornin and it's delivarance a specific time of year and you pressed some, fermented some and made a cake outta some. No pollution. Only benefits. Good shit. And you get to climb that three
+
+EXT. APPLE TREE HOUSE
+
+KID1 jumps outta the window onto the apple three coming in from the window. Climbing down the tree. KID2 is down by the tree looking at KID1 climbing.
+
+KID2
+Cool!
+
+KID2 hang a freakn rope unto one of the branches. KID1 holding ontu the rope and standing on the window ready to jump. He lookin away from the jump. He thinking.
+
+KID2
+You dont dare dooing it. You gonna pussy out?
+(V.O)
+Yeah I knew it, you didnt have the balls to do it. I made all that rope thing for notin.
+
+KID1 gathers himself and go for the jump.
+
+KID2
+I'm coming up getting my rope. I knew you wouldn't have the balls doin it. What the!? Cool!
+
+KID1 jump outta one window holdin on to this rope. He then swing around the apple tree, go inside another room on the other side of the tree, he go through an open window.
+
+INT. FAMILY TV ROOM - DREAM LIKE
+
+KID1 jumps into a room where a family eating an apple cake and whatching an old TV where the KID1 does the jump from the window. that we just saw, CLOSE UP on the Dad, MOther, Daughter, and KID1 laughing at the stunt. And then laughing at watching them selves laughing in the TV screen.
+
+EXT. CODER ON COOL HUMONGUS ROCKS ZOOM DOING THINKING
+
+Coder got hi bow with him.
+
+EXT. CODER UP IN TREES. SLEEPING.
+
+Coder down on ground in the woods. He whispers to some kinda rendeavou point.
+
+CODER
+(whisper)
+soooppå.
+
+HUNTER
+(whispering)
+aj va säär tu?
+
+CODER
+(whisper)
+soppå!
+
+HUNTER
+(whisper)
+aj vem e e?
+
+Coder coming in to picture. We see hunter. Coder goes into watching place where Hunter is watching for someting deep in the woods.
+
+COder look at Hunter.
+
+Hunter is shaking hi head.
+
+HUNTER
+Soppå?
+
+Coder nods.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+EXT. FIREPLACE IN THE WOODS.
+
+Hunter and Coder sitin waitin for a soup to be ready. CLOSE UP stew. Hoodie goes to stew and with a spoon taste it. It taste good. He nodding look at Hunter.
+
+CLOSE UP. Hunter and COder eat soup and some very crispy bread from the bread-o-mat. There's stars. They watch them. They see many many star falling. Wow. Cool. It winter and the star light up the snow. You can see in the dark. The moon. It is almost full. ZOOM IN moon. Moon zoomed in. CLOSE UP An Owl. Owl sound. And some more dark blue white moon light shot in woods. Vintergatan shot from woods. Must have. (Movie magic mode). Orion.
+
+CODER
+There's no one going into towns anymore. Some go. And you know the ones. One is The Maker mii Baker the Madbaker as tey say. Hell, I don't even know his real name. In fact, I don't even wana know.
+
+Coder looking at the red glowing fireplace that's not burnin anymore.
+
+CODER
+Some say he this crazy Kung Foo Master. I don't know.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+Kung Foo Master in bakery. He got a stick. You hear something coming with great velocity at him. Like a bird or a.. it's a bread!. It is the Rye Bread type, "Reikäleipä", round flat with a hole in the middle. The breads keep coming at great speed at KUNG FOO MASTER who hit the bread holes everytime and they go on the stick til the stick is full with bread.
+
+CHEF lookin at breads in an owen.
+
+INT. BREAD OWEN
+
+Inside bread owen, rye bread looking good. Chef is looking and checkin when the breads are ready, it a matter of second to get the crispyness right.
+
+CHEF
+That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
+
+He do somekind Kung Foo move and in less than three second he throws all the breads he just been checkin to Kung Foo Master with the bread stick. KUNG FOO MASTER hang these bread stick on a place where there are many full sticks with bread. CHEF picks one up.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+
+A white VAN with open trunk. It's full of these full bread sticks. Chef walks in to picture and puts the last full bread stick that can be fitted in the van then closes the van doors. He go driving.
+
+INT. REALLY FINE DINING RESTAURANT
+
+Fine Ladies and Gentlemen eating rye bread in a restaurant up on the 8th or somthin floor. They all dressed like Lady Gaga and somethings of with them. They look like they did notin but dressed up for this the whole day. They get their dish. Big white plate. With a little slice of rye bread with some butter. And a couple of sliced up vegetables. Couple of basil leaves. With black thick Lipstick sauce, i mean libstick, dripped on the plate in a stupid fashion manner.
+
+SERVENT
+(O.S.)
+Here's the traditional Finnish Rye Bread with some responsible soj butter and our very own libstick sauce.
+
+INT. REALLY FINE DINING RESTAURANT KITCHEN
+
+Some chef cut the rye bread, he puts he nose deep down in the bread and snort the fuck outta that tasty lookin rye bread! CUT TO CLOSE UP. He come uup Looking smiling and good! He Love that Fresh Rye BRead Smell.
+
+EXT. FORREST BLUE MORNING
+
+Shots of trees gettin the first sun light. CLOSE UP sun raisin from behind the trees.
+
+CODER
+We got it pretty good. Got it together you know. No buddy want to mess with anybody from where im from.
+
+EXT. VILLAGE - MORNING
+
+Coder walking down a village road. CLOSE UP a Tarina Camera on the wall of one of the buildings. It moves. It takes a picture of Coder. Coder walking. Someone get msg phone inside a house. CLOSE UPS. It a picture. He look it coder in picture. He text. "Coffee tee?"
+
+CODER
+(takes up hi phone talk to it like a walki talki)
+sure why not.
+
+INT. HOUSE ROOM
+
+Coder and he village friend sit drink coffe. We don't hear what they say. Slow zoom in or a dolly or both!!
+
+CODER
+(V.O.)
+I meen, you have to stick with the ones you gotta around. If you ain't got no body around. YOu want to move. Villages rule. It the Wild WIld West out there. Many people lost their homes, their lives. They didn't think it be like that out there. The ones who make it to a village don't want to leave. If you live to far out and put up a fight, defending yourself, they kil you, they want to fight you. They crazy ass motherfuckers and they gonna kill you anyways. We call them the SCANVENGERS.
+
+Tv up on a fridge in the house. News covering scanvenger family murder insident.
+
+Coder and he VILLAGE FRIEND sit look at the tv.
+
+CODER
+A pack is best as a village two to three hundred or so. And could you imagine, these good villages around, they living the best days of their lands, they started producing everything again,
+
+Cobhouse villages. Permanent culture yards. People with hands in the ground.
+
+CODER
+making awesome local food from responsible home grown stuff again. Everybody got out into the lands and microbiology and mycology, we had the knowledge to do it.
+
+Picture of someone growing mycelium. Picture of inoculating mushrooms in a tree been cut. Picture of good healthy rich soil. Hand just going deep deep. Planting artichoke by hands and potato. Swales. Designs with natrue. Capturing water. Not just leading it away. Very compactly grown, look almost like a jungle with eatable plants all around. High as in tree meters. All kind. Ganja plants. Fruit trees. Berry bushes and freaking berry trees.
+
+CODER
+Even more than before. Never before had there been a Permanent Culture movement taking over at this rate. We started taking responsibility, our lands florished. We saw possibilites to create food and forrests and foodforrests and cattle, animals all around. It was nice. No one could ever have imagined, we got busy living, IRRLING, as we say it.
+
+EXT. CODER YARD - WINTER DAY
+
+Coder comming back from the woods to his yard, he got a two full plastic bags with him, on one there's a text "GNIIDEL". Like lidl. But Gnidel brand. Coder stand there thinking.
+
+EXT. CODER YARD - SUMMER DAY
+
+Sunny golden blue sky and that blue greenish thing that the plants get in the shadows which you can see those beautiful sunny days. He is doing his Permanent Living and Culture thing in the green blueish green plants. Then he building a bee hive. Bee sound.
+
+CODER
+We preserved all of those beautifal perennialls and started livin and depend on our own invironment. It was freakin beautiful. We made our local grown food events. Our local cooked food dinner events and aRrr! our own oome breewn rastabruuu and hooooome liqurage! ands hooome the mighty of the mighty ooome grooon ganja, iit reaal sun ool ool sun, sun, summer maan it reaal sun oool oll warm this summer maan an it da beest.
+
+EXT. CODER HOUSE - PARTY EVENING
+
+People outside drinking Rastabrew and eating good lookin food. Aaw making me hungry. Looking reaal good. Meat and Vegetables. Two pig Pots and Pans on the table in the garden. It look like a fun party. GOOD MUSIC. Like "La Logia Sarabanda - Cajón De Castañas". Slo-mo. People haven fun. THere's a baand playin on a wooden stage outside. People are dancing in. Slo-moo. Real-speed. Band they stop playin.
+
+BAND LEADER
+We all want to thank you all for this amazing evenin. And to Bebin for hosting the whole evening and I'm sure the whole night as well.
+
+Band Leader lookin at this Bebin fellow by the outside bar. He busy choosin drinks from a barrel fridge on wheels with RASTA BREW chicken SHEETA logo. There people around him lookin at the Band leader then look at Bebin.
+
+Bebin picks up a beverage from the fridge. HE open a bottle with his ass. Somehow!? looks like it anyways.
+
+People lookin at Bebin disguised.
+
+Bebin just look at people. CLOSE UP rastabrew is bublin up from the bottle and pour down on Bebin hand. Bebin does a cheers with the bottle.
+
+Still people a little disguised turning back to the band.
+
+BAND LEADER
+Don't forget about the sauna jazz tomorrow. If you need a place to stay Marty is the guy to ask. He got beds for ya all for sure.
+
+Band leader point to Marty who is sleepin on the outside bar table with one arm just stretch out.
+
+People turn to look at Marty.
+
+Bebin come up to Marty and punches him in his shoulder. MArty wakes up.
+
+BEBIN
+(really wierd high pitched voice)
+Wha don you try someofdis?
+
+Bebin give the RastaBrew bottle to MArty. Marty drinks it. Then he smell the bottle suspiciously.
+
+People are disguised and look to the Band leader again.
+
+BAND LEADER
+If you plan leavin early, please come and say bye bye, you all awesome. Thank you very much!
+
+INT. CODER HOUSE - PARTY EVENING
+
+Karaoke, poker, band playing. slo-mo. People havn fun.
+
+CODER
+Parties man, parties, with awesome people from all around, some lost them homes, some lost their families, their friends, relatives, everyone lost someone. but it'd matter no more, it got us together. WE grew strong. It was really happenin, for real, it was real god damn fakin change for once in a while. It was the "Let's change the fuckin world communities", spreadin around every where. Everyting was solid and nice but EuroLink grew more fuckin wieard and fucked up. Who new what they where planing? They tried to steal our lands. First by making us depend on them, some bullshit thing. Then raising the prices so that nobody can afford them. Then they buy the lands.
+
+Sex scene.
+
+CODER
+Make u really depend on them before they tell u what they really want.
+
+Mother, son and Dad. Small child. MOther take the child. Mother got this Vax plex on, Covid plex. Father is WTF? OMFG.
+
+A splinders big black CAB to Coder yard. The mother takes the child goes away from green tinitn blue purple in the shadows jungle yard. CLOSE UP. small kid in the black VAN cab laying on the seat in lots of blankets. Almost sufficate in them.
+
+CODER
+They want everything from you. All your freedom.
+
+Black cab drive on hiway. TILT TO hiway leadin to city.
+
+CODER
+And then this fucking hack, the bug. And then people start getting murder and raped for nothing. I don't know much about it. No one knows what the Fuck is Going on. People sure gotten fucking crazy over something.
+
+A van RUSTY VAN comin from city. TILT DOWN.
+
+INT. CODER ROOM
+
+Coder putting wood in fireplace. He in just a morning rock. The MoccaMaster is brewing. CLOSE UP Coder do his taking coffe before it has brewed done thing. Coder put the coffee filter thing on another cup, then puor the fresh dark black coffee in his Mug. Is Big White Mug with two chiraffes on beach and text comic sans "LOVE YOU DAY AND NIGHT". He put coffee mug next to keyboard spilling a little on the keyboard he go burn some stick of wood he take from plastic bag Gnidel TM. It's a wood got sicknes and produce "Koda". Smelly thing that has a good odor. It's all inside the wood and make it burn like mad. Coder get's the fire going with these special wood sticks.
+
+CODER
+(V.O.)
+We still need wood. We put the last drops of our free black energy to do whatever. Got some cool shit from those years. Internet. Computers. Is nice! ...yeah, but wood. Nothing burns like wood. Now here's something I gotta tell ya.
+
+INT. COBBHOUSE WOOD WINTER
+
+Cobhouse, Rocket Stove. Nice and cozy. Coder sitting writing on he computer. heating hiis bare foot on the Stove while having some rastabrew and rastastew.
+
+CODER
+We got good at burning wood. Not wasting any of those gases, and we had the solution right in front of use all the time. The preppers knew. The cobhouse builders knew it and oOh boj have we been building like never before. Lots of people. I mean I think we'd be half by now of all around. Things are actually a helluva lot better now than back when we grew food that we couldnt afford by puttin more energy on makin food than we got back. Fossil energy made us lazy ass bitches. Imagine how fucking retarded we where back then. We believed that shippin all things around the world all the time was a good solution.
+
+CODER
+It was killing us and still is, fuck, those motherfuckers still fighting for the last thick black drops they pump. We could've just stop the stupid war, but people believed in these assholes, still do.
+
+CODER
+Wood is when you think abuot it best way to start responsible living right here right now. Grow trees, nurture them, climb them, use them. Plant them on the best spots, where they got best water or you can experiment and grow some in dry places with no water, u be surpised of what come outta it for sure.
+
+Coder scrolling some kinda music shop online. radiorymd.com. He upload new sound to the site. Name of the sound. Groundingsound. HE check a box include date in filename. File is uploading. Coder goes to a site looks like twitter or youtube. Presses something.
+
+INT. WORLD NEWS COMPUTER SCREEN
+
+NEWS ANCHOR
+Is there a shortage of oil?
+
+NEWS GUEST
+No, we just need to dig a little deeper.
+
+NEWS ANCHOR
+ok.
+
+The Chip Will Change Everything Commercial
+(Tries to be a Musical score and does it okey until it misarable fails as everything in a Socialist society.)
+
+Every baadi
+Chip in
+a little bit
+it your body
+Chip in
+a little bit
+it you body
+
+ain't nobody
+stopin
+ya
+ain't
+anybadi
+lovin
+ya
+but
+uuuuuuuS!
+
+Dadadadam!
+
+NEWS GUEST
+Everything is just gonna get so so much better from here. Trust me. Trust in us. In You. Everybody is welcome to the must trusted World Wide Team. Here are the TEam Members! Weee have Esmeraldaa! Esmeralda is very good at everything, what she does she does best. Look at her no body has such a big giant smile than her. I meen Look at her. She soo cuuute.
+
+Applause.
+
+CODER
+(V.O.) while the show goes on
+nope it is impossible! Why they still fall for it? believing something as stupid as that. Good brainwashing. We all fall for it, we always do, before we grow up. Something however are meant to be left and is meant to be the road to stick to and maybe try other paths only to find oneself on that same path. Back to the original you. You born what u born too.
+
+EXT. INT. CHICKEN COUP
+
+Coder is now outside on chair in chicken coup feeding his chicken. He blows his tuba. Chicken all inside looking like wtf awful sound! Coder zoomes out while sitting there on his chair in chicken coup. Camera also slow ZOOM OUT.
+
+CODER
+(V.O.)
+Some people just got really stupid and focus on them selfcenterd thinking all problems just from these wierd stupid things about them and believing throwing money they dont have on eerything solves eevrything without havin to solev nothin. LIke cutin your own dick would solve anythin? ofcurse u body u do what the fuck u want. But to me you just a dickless man then. Just a dickless man.
+
+EXT. CODER YARD - WINTER 420pm
+
+Coder walks from red shed in blueish snowy yard to house in his red purple white striped morning coat.
+
+INT. CODER HOUSE
+
+Coder closes door walk past chili plants. CLOSE UP Ladybugs eating Aphids.
+
+CODER
+(V.O.)
+What to do with these peoples, we the retarded debt people? It's been a plague. Worse even.
+
+CODER
+(O.S.)
+Thank god you cant change ur cromosome and that they didn't know what the fuck they were dooing. People started zoning out on that BS propaganda. You born to what you born to. It come down to that. Men can't just raise their voice a little and become a lady. wtf!? In movies Arnold can have babies but movies make anything possible.
+
+Picture of scrolling through World Depth Clock https://usdebtclock.org/world-debt-clock.html.
+
+CODER
+I meen really?? What are we doing and why are we doing it? I meen look at it! I meaan it a huge fuckin scam aall of it. Burn away babylon. Burn away.
+
+Coder looking at FInnish national depth. In 2037. It fuckin peakin astronicially since 2020. Everythin before that is just a flat line.
+Money printer goes Brrrrrrrrrr. Mr. Robot mise-o-sen. Pumpin music.
+
+CODER
+(V.O.)
+paper turning people with bullshit jobs who dont produce aything of any value to whom whatsoeveri who killing evybadi and evything it touches.
+
+The worst ones. All the states. They get to spend and spend. Print and spend some more. All Pardoned. Still pardoned. Played the game of gettin ridd of us humans from planet earth forever.
+
+CODER
+They need us to fix their bodies so they can live with them self. If we would have not run outta oil these peple would have killed us for sure. Thank fucking god it got scares. You dont play by their rules. and we ok. it just that a good amount of peoples still belive that crap. we got internet, its more decentrilzed than ever cuz its patched by the common people. We Plebs and Magic internet money are doing just fine.
+
+Picture of bitcoin https://bitcointicker.co, price now 1.337.535$/btc, went up to 12.270.420). Gold curve dont look that amazing. Stay behind. Sorry Peter.
+
+A scene where a camera tries to identify Coder. We only see the camera start searching for object. No answer CUT TO:
+
+EXT. CODERs Yard - SUMMER DAY NOON AROUDN 420pm
+
+Coders House from a distance. We see his yard is looking nice and good. Alot of green things. Nice. Butterflies and Bees just got in the picture. It's about midday. A little past four probably. A sound described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space crafty. Rotating Earthy. That's right, rotating earthy, you nailed it!
+
+This sound actually blends in with the bees quite a bit.
+
+Closeup on mud and huge mushroom sprucing up from dead wood on the ground, CODERS feet comes into picture as his feet gets muddy. We see a red shed, he walks along one of the walls with just a morning coat and a mug in one hand and a bucket in the other. He throws food scraps from the bucket on ground and puts the bucket away hanging on a rusty nail. He opens a hidden door on the side and gets in. He lifts a hanging carpet which reveal a window underneat. He opens the window and the chicken run out, neat!. Here comes the Arrr, the most pirate of pirate Cock of a chicken there is. THe JAck Sparrowiest Cock you'll probably ever seen and ever will see in motion pictures. CODER sits down on a chair and sips his drink, the chicken are looking at him and then continue eating scraps of potatoes and beetroot and whatnot while the space computer earth sound fades. He picks up a Tuba or a big instrument. The Chicken know, they better get in. He blows the tuba. All Chicken are inside. CODER gets up, puts tuba somwhere and closes the hidden door and takes the bucket with him as he walk in the mud where he came from.
+
+EXT. CODERs House
+
+The sound gets louder as we see CODERS small country side house in a big picture. CODER gets in the picture with his bucket walking towards the door. We see many cables coming from the house to the ground. These cables are all around the house. CLOSE UP TILT TO cables moving from house to ground as the spacy sound gets louder.
+
+INT. CODERs House
+
+Coder opens the door, a black cat run in before him. He walks past a bunch of chili plants, there's Aphids on some of the leaves and stems. Close up on a Ladybug larvae eating an Aphid bug alive. CLOSE UP on motherfaakin Lady Bugs. They Aswesome. Coder walk to the kitchen and fills up his mug with more from a red teapot. There's a bunch of spiders in the celling. Close up on spider. He throws the bucket on the floor. Coder sips some of that Whatever-Is-In-His-TeaPot-Pot beverage.
+
+The sound gets louder. We see a spectrogram of the sound in a monitor. CODER put on headphones and we see his face. He turns a few nobs as the sound gets clearer and louder. Adjusting the high frequencies. We see Coders face as we hear him typing on a keyboard. We hear another sound which Coder then tunes to the first one and the both sounds start playing melodies in the fifths. What The Fuck!? CODER listens for a while and puts headphones away then turns a big knob and the sound gets louder. CODER gets away from the spectrogram monitor.
+
+CODER sits down at his main computer. It's right next to a huge round fireplace. We can hear the fire cracking. CODERS presses the keyboard and the computer wakes up.
+
+EXT. - INT. CODERS HOUsE
+
+Zooming out on CODER to oustside, nice weather man. Coder is just focused on the screen. We zoom out more. Really beautiful evening. (I bet it's 0420pm. has to be). Birds fly by. Singing. A fucking mose walks past just outside the window, next to where Coder sits. It stopped. Now it has somekind of grunting sound. Coder still glued to monitor, not noticing what going on outside. More birds fly by the window. A freaking gorilla. Jeesh. His really in there. writing code on the computer.
+
+EXT. ROAD SOLDASBACKÅN
+
+(Lion King music) The sun is setting. About 0420pm Skinnarby Time. High Hummungus Trees. 127 degree turn up on tree stem from as low as possible. Get some roots in there. Focus big hummungus Trees. A Lynx cleaning it's tail on a big rock. A moose, big horns. Yeah dude, horns man. Horns. A Bear, Birds, Golden Yellow Golden Green Woods. A small country side road hill from forrest to big open fields. Sun is shining right through the trees. Yellow and Green. We hear dirt gravling. A bicycle drives right above us on our right side. It is HOODIE. A guy on a "mommon pyörä" doing "the hill ride", Laid Back Style. On the backseat with no hands. Riding on from the forrest to the open fields.
+
+EXT. / INT. CODERS HOUSE
+
+Zooming in on coder while he is writing code. He finnishes it. He press enter and there's a power outtage. Everything boots up, comes back on. He logs in. Gets into the terminal and runs a script. This time there's not a power outtage. But his sound system blows up. It sounds like a spinnin UFO disc over his house just about to crack open the roof. There's no power outtage still, the script is still running. The big fireplace is shaking. Coder is astonished over of what has just happen. He tunes the momentum of the sound a bit lower.
+
+EXT. ROAD
+
+Small country side road. Hoodie on his way towards a town. Light pollution in the sky. He rides off-road in the forest and then trough a thick wall of spruce threes, like Batman riding in to his cave. He is going downhill now in that thick spruce woods and climbs up on the bike and jumps off, the bike goes between two rocks perfectly parking there. Hoodie lands on another huge rock. He takes three steps and jumps off the rock and takes his longboard from his back and lands on the road leading into town with a road leading towards a big church with a snidut kors.
+
+In town he then goes on throwing something into postboxes and secret hideouts as he gets a return in Eurocoins from these places, example a doll, or a pot inside a pot.
+
+Then later he goes to the bakery to get some fresh baked bread with these coins. You'd kinda hope ;)
+
+INT. CODER - EVENING
+
+He is sitting and coding, lights coming from his little room.
+
+EXT. CODER HOUSE - EVENING
+
+The Electric box, where electricty comes in to house with big cable underground is shaking, the sound is making everything shake. It is going underground with the cable, the ground splits up. Something is shaking everywhere underground. We can't see it, we hear it. Some more ground split up and roots start come out from the splits. Lighting is happening under the ground, it's the mycelium network. Close-up on a rising roots coming from a crack. CLOSE UP trees vibrating. Close ups electric poles, light poles buzzing wierdly. Some cracking and poppin. Everything seems to be somehow connected to the frequency in a way.
+
+INT. COMPUTER SCREEN
+
+HAPPINESS IS FREE IN THE LINK commercial. Free yourself, your link, Freedom, Happiness is Freedom, No worries. Boot yourself to happiness, chip the way now, just chip in. Chip yourself.
+
+Chip In Now
+Chip yourself to your ultimate freedom now.
+Chip it away now
+to your ultimate freedom now.
+Chip it awaay na!
+Mumba mumba dansa!
+Chip it away now!
+Mumba Dansa!
+Chip it awaaay now!
+MumBa MumBa!
+Dansa Dansa!
+
+In TV news.
+
+NEWS ANCHOR
+now who would you say these killers are? you say they brutally murder people and rape the women?
+
+GUEST
+(in telephone)
+tha't right. If you put up a fight. They kill you. Sometimes they even eat you. You lose everythin, they take everythin u got.
+
+NEWS ANCHOR
+(cut the guest)
+Some say these killers ain't even real people. Have you heard something about this?
+
+GUEST
+No, I haven't, I think it's linked to the hack. Some people gotten the chip from their brain removed and who did not die in the operation say it be like wakin up from a coma.
+
+Close UP Coder. Dont know what to think.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+INT. COMPUTER SCREEN
+
+A PLAYER
+It's like the movie Avatar. We can jump in to another human. It's this we get to play with.
+
+NEWS ANCHOR
+It's a hack. And you should never try it.
+
+REPORTER
+It was supposed to be a soon to come feature in the EuroLink system.
+
+we see some manufacturers in EuroLink factory. They fake smiling. Look like stockfootage.
+
+REPORTER
+(calling to NeuroLink)
+Isn't it? a bug?
+
+COMPANY CEO OR WAHTEVER
+you talking to me?
+
+REPORTER
+it was a feature supposed to come in a couple of years?
+
+COMPANY SEO OR WHATEV
+Yeee, naa, naa, naa, naa, we talk no responsibiliti to what is goin on, whatever is goin on we are not the ones to blame.
+
+REPORTER
+the company CEO havent yet said anything else than he sorry and he human and humans make mistakes. And that you should never try going in. People that do it are irresponsible and dont now what they dooing. You can control another buddys body, whitout them knowing it. Don't do it! even if it sounds cool.
+
+Commercial break Everybody just need to chip it.
+
+one more Just Chip it Commercial.
+
+EXT. CODER hacking wirepole
+
+Coder climbs up radio towers and wire pole to install raspberry pi's and antenna's to shoot wifi Internet to his buddies. While he talks about ladybugs, borax, ants and aphids.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+
+Hoodie goes to the factory to get bread. The bakery has bars on the windows making it look like a jail. A big neon sign "Fresh Baked Bread" on the roof of the factory, with only the words "sh Baked B" lit. Under that a another sign "Euro-Bread-o-Mat". Hoodie walks to the bread-o-mat that looks like a simple vending machine. There's a sign "Eurocoins only" with an "Insert Coin Here" sign and a arrow to a coin slot. He put a couple of coin in the slot.
+
+Inside Bread-o-mat. There're rod which the breads are hanging upon. One of the rods start turning and a bread fall down. We can see that many breads are moldy down inside the machine.
+
+The bread falls down into a little metallic pocket out on the wall. It's so dry that it breaks into a thousand pieces.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+SCANVENGER ONE and TWO raise up from their hiding place in woods close to the factory. They see Hoodie gathering all the bread pieces from the Bread-o-mat.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Hoodie gathers the pieces and eats them together with some butter. He then puts the bread in his pocket and starts walking with his mouth full of bread and butter.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE (O.S.)
+U know what we want! get down. Down on your knees buddy.
+
+Points a gun at Hoodie. Hoodie turns his head toward Scanvenger One.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+That's right, get down asshole
+
+HOODIE
+Sighs.(like Big Lez from Big Lez Show)
+
+Hoodie hear a sound from behind, he turns to see. Scanvenger Two approaches from behind with a grunting sound and a pointing knife. Hoodie looks at him then turns and look at Scanvenger One.
+
+HOODIE
+Sighs.(again, like Big)
+
+Hoodie looks at SCANVENGER 1. SCANVENGER 1 looks at Hoodie.
+
+SCANVENGER 1
+You get three seconds to get down buddy, one, two, three. Now you die.
+
+Scanvenger One shoots. Hoodie takes out his samurai sword from his back and hits the bullet. A sharp kling sound and a very loud ricochete swirling sound. The bullet hits a huge metallic thing at the factory wall roof corner. It looks like it got many pipes pointing vertically, there is a sign "AUTOMATIC INTRUDER DEFENDER" on the wall near the thing. The bullet makes a ricochet sound.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+What the...
+
+Scanvenger One turns his head looking at the swirling bullet passing him close by his nose. The bullet hits a light pole nearby making a church bell sound. An OLD LADY passing by looks up at the light pole. Bell sound gets wearry and and earie buzzing in a climbing high freaquence til lightbulbs breaks. SMACK, glass hits gravel. OLD LADY now in the dark. Its a stary nigt.
+
+Scanvenger Two looks towards what is going on at the lady and the light pole and the bullet swirls by his nose fast as he turns his head towards the factory.
+
+The bullet ricochets between two bars on the factory window making it sound like a train is coming warning sound. The bullet then makes another richocchet and hits Scanvenger Ones gun. He drops the gun.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+...fuck!?
+
+The bullet hits Scanvenger Twos knife and he drops it. It makes a last richochett sound and hits the factory window and an alarm goes off. Blinking red lights on the outside of the factory.
+
+ALARM SYSTEM
+INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! Activating automatic intruder defender. (O.S.)
+
+Scanvenger One CLOSE UP ZOOM. His eyes are huge from fear. He looks at the the big metallic thing in the corner.
+
+It is a Minigun waking up from its hybernation mode and raises it self pointing at Scanvenger One. There is a camera that is moving around seeking targets and a red light blinking. A screene saying 'Target locked'. The Minigun starts spinning with a loud escalating sound and shots Scanvenger One into pieces. Bullet sounds big as from Commando. The Minigun then continues to search for more targets and quickly finds another and blows the old lady into pieces.
+
+The minigun turns towards Hoodie.
+
+Scanvenger Two is freaking out. Minigun is now pointing close to Hoodie. It start shooting again with loud mean bangs escalating rounds per second. SCANVENGERS head pops, Hoodie ducks under Scanvenger Two's body and grabs one of his arm pulling the headless body over his back. MINIGUN shoots rounds in the headless torso, Hoodie takes cover from what's left of the body and keeps running. Scanvenger Two's arm blows off. His ass blows off. MINIGUN keeps minigunning. Hoodie trying to get away from the minigun.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+EXT. SOMEWHERE NOT SO FAR FROM HERE
+
+MADBAKER, on his way to bakery. He got to accept the situation, it is what it is. He get his hands on some of those Eurocoins, which is nice, then he can get some of those hard to get things. He dont love doing it, but you get to see later, he is also our inside man to Eurolink.
+
+He put on the car sound system. Electric buzzing sounds in the back of the car. Something blows up back in the red van. Madbaker hits the car casette player again.
+
+MADBAKER
+Awww.. maan.
+
+He hits the casette player again.
+
+Back in the van. Something is popping on the soundsystem, it is about to blow. Electric buzzing then BLAM! the sound system turns on and at the same time turns on fire from the electic shock thing. REALLY LOUD OVERSATURATED MUSIC. Speakers pumping.
+
+MADBAKER
+Awww.. maan
+
+He hits the casette player again. Another song start playing.
+
+MADBAKER
+Now, that's better!
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Back in the van. There is more smoke and fire. Electric buzzing. REALLY LOUD MUSIC. Speakers pumpin. Speakers pumpin. Madbaker is grooving to the music. He notice something is smelling very bad. CUT TO back of the van, speakers are on fire. Madbaker turns around and is absolutely freaking terified cuz his speakers are burning! They are on fire! For Real!
+
+EXT. SOMWHERE NOT SO FAR FROM THAT VAN
+
+To 8-year old kid with their bikes.
+
+KID1
+You don't dare doing it.
+
+KID2
+Oh, yeah.
+
+KID1 and KID2, 8 year old kids. They've built a big ramp. Kid2 is supposed to take full speed down hill, cross a road and then make a jump on this road they built. They need to do it here. There's a swamp where in where to land safely.
+
+KID1
+Yeah right, you dont dare doing it. We been building all this for nothing.
+
+Kid2 is looking away from the down hill.
+
+KID1
+You're a pussy, you're a pussy.
+
+Kid2 gathers himself and takes three steps to get momentum and is going for it. On the bike and it goes downhill fast.
+
+PAN TO:
+
+Madbakers van approching where Kid2 is going to cross the road. Close up Kid2 determined to cross the road. Just looking straight at the ramp. KID1 notices Madbakers van.
+
+KID1
+Holy shit!!
+
+Kid2 still determined to just do it.
+
+KID1
+stop!! stop! oh my pussy tit ass licking cock sucker it is Maaad Baker! (O.S.)
+
+Madbaker still looking terrified about the burning speakers back in the van. He don't look at where he is driving. He just worry about his speakers.
+
+Madbakers van approching the spot where Kid2 is going to cross over for the jump. Kid2 just thinks about what kind of a trick he'll make in the air. Everything is in slow-motion now. We follow Kid2 and what he is thinking.
+
+KID2 (V.O.)
+(slowly thinking)
+hmm.. what kinda trick should I make? You know what. Yeah. I'm having the speed. Yeah. I can do it. I'll do it. It's gonna be enough of air time with this much speed. Absolutely. I'll go for the baaackfliip, fuuuck noooooo!! Maaaaaad Bakeeeeeeer!
+
+Kid2 sees the van. They gonna hit for sure.
+
+Cut to:
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+MADBAKER
+Hey, I got a fire exthingi... sure! And I know where it it! It's right here.I knew this thing would come in handy.
+
+He turns around and takes a small fire exthinguiser from the locker on the passanger seat. We see the boy about to get hit in the window.
+
+EXT. CROSSING
+
+The boy on the bicycle stops in the middle of the road. It is certain road kill. CLOSE UP Kid2 closes his eyes. Slow-motion.
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+Everything is back in normal speed.
+
+Madbaker accidentaly turns the wheels with one of his legs while he tries to get the fire extinguiser. He sits down on the stearingwheel to get the fireextinguiser from passanger side front locker. We hear this nice small rubber burn sound. Very short and sharp. Two of those sounds.
+
+EXT. CROSSING
+
+Madbakers wheels CLOSE UP. Wheels turning to left.
+
+The boy is now standing still with his bicycle in the middle of the street and looking at the van which is really about now to hit him.
+
+INT. THE VAN
+
+Madbaker is turning of the fire with the fireextinguisher and turns his head and sees the boy.
+
+MADBAKER
+oh the kid. oh, oh, Ninja Kung Foo!
+
+The Van then turns very sharp to the left and then sharp to the right making nice rubber burn sounds while avoiding to hit the kid.
+
+Kid2 opens up his eyes. He is relivead as fuck. He was about to die but didn't.
+
+INT. VAN
+
+Madbaker is back on the street going somewhat straight. He is still turning the wheel a little while he extinguises the fire with the small extinguiser. Not that shaky actually pretty ok job. While everything is going on the music just keeps playing from the speakers, even they look destoryd from all the foam and fire. It's all a little too loud and a over saturated. Madbaker succeeds turning of all of the fire and calmly turns around and continue driving, where to? to the bakery I guess?
+
+EXT. CROSSING
+
+The boy is standing looking on the back of the red van, Theres a big sign of the horns hand sign printed on one of the window doors and "Eat my bread or Die!" text on the other window. The boy is relieved. He takes a big sighs.
+
+KID2 (V.O)
+fuck it, I'll do that backflip anyway.
+
+He takes three steps to gain some momentum for the ramp. CUT TO:
+
+Kid2 does a backflip of of the goddamn ramp. And lands with a faceplant in the swamplands. SMACK!
+
+EXT. TOWN LOVISA
+
+Madbakers van going over and under the bridge. MUSIC
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker parks his van at the bakery. The speakers are so FUCKING loud and oversaturated that he cant hear the minigun minigunning on the dead no limb torso in the front of the bakery that Hoodie uses as a cover to stay alive, we can only guess, right!?. Madbaker goes into the bakery from the back. Leaves the music on playing.
+
+He loads a couple of huge rye flour bags of of the van on to a small loader. While the Minigunning keeps doing what it does. Hoodie dancing. The Bullet Dance.
+
+EXT. FRONT OF BAKERY
+
+Hoodie catches one of the bullet with his teeth. Like in that Dragon movie. Only he don't fall die and play dead. No time for that.
+
+EXT. AUTOMATIC INTRUDER DEFENDER MINIGUN
+
+On a small screen under the Minigun it say it overheating and must go into slow shooting sniper mode. More accuracy but lesser bullets.
+
+ALARM SYSTEM
+Waiting for Minigun to cool down. Stealth sniper mode activated.
+
+Minigun start sniping at the limbless torso Hoodie holds on to.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker pushes all the bags of rye into bakery. He turns on the light. There's a soundsystem intalled on top of an oven? or something. Madbaker flicks another switch. Something blows up. Electic shocks somewhere.
+
+MADBAKER
+Goddamit.
+
+A song start playing LOUDLY from the middle of the song. The speakers are wildly fucking vibrating. CLOSE UP electic popping and buzzing. BLAM! and there's a little fire on the soundsystem on top of a owen is it? Anyways some big metallic owen cabin thing in the bakery where he got that soundsystem installed.
+
+Madbaker pushes the little loader with bags of rye to the dough maker. He looks at his almost ready made dough and starts adding rye flour from the bags. Behind him in the window we see the minigun that is still shooting at a little piece of minced meat that Hoodie is hodling on to while dancing.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+
+The last limb blows of off Scanvenger Two, he wasn't limbless yet, I guess, but now he really is. Hoodie sees Madbaker and tries to get his attention. The Minigun is still overheating and in sniper mode.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker start making the dough. Adding some salt. Turning it around. Testing it. A little more flour. No, some more. Hoodie in the back, I mean front, outside, looking into the bakery from the window, trying to get Madbakers attention. There's a button on the wall near Madbaker which say "TURN OFF ADS" with ADS crossed over with a textmarker then there's written "MINIGUN" with that same textmarker.
+
+MADBAKER
+hmm.. mmnjaa.. yaa aa. nu då kanske?
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+
+Scavenger Two who looks like a big piece of minced meat by now. Hoodie is standing in an open place. There is no where to take cover once the little piece of minced meat is gone. Minigun is however shooting a bit less.
+
+Close up on minigun. There's a screen saying, "minigun overheating, using stealth sniper mode. Minigun done overheating in 3, 2, 1".
+
+Minigun is now in full auto fire mode. Again that cool swirling up sound that all miniguns love to have and lots of that cool Commando shooting sound. Every round. Get some of those empty rounds klinging on the wall falling to the ground. Slo-mo. Smoke. Empty rounds. Klinging. Pumping in new rounds. Shooting. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
+
+CUT TO:
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker is now puting pieces of dough on the scale to measure them. Music is now some stupid chill vibe jazz. And Madbakers is really enjoying thinking he is all alone there making his bread that he loves to make. We see Hoodie trying to take cover in the window. Empty shells hitting the window. Blood is flying all over Hoodie.
+
+MADBAKER
+aj fan.
+
+Madbaker throws another piece of dough on the scale.
+
+CUT TO:
+EXT. OUTSIDE
+
+Hoodie throws the almost done piece of minced meat on the ground. Minigun makes it disappear by shooting at it. It's like a red cloud. Evaporated blood cloud.
+
+CLOSE UP zoom on minigun pointing at Hoodie. CLOSE UP ZOOM on Hoodie. He dont know what to do. He tries to stand still. He is not that good at that.
+
+CUT TO:
+INT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker is now putting dough on owen plates and presses them with a tool slicing a hole in the breads.
+
+INT. MINIGUN SYSTEM
+
+We see how the Minigun Automatic Intruder Defender sees the world. It is pixlated and objects have guesses around them of what computer has guessed it is. Some things are just plain wrong. It is trying to identifie Hoodie. There's a box around him. And a text "identifing unidentified.obj..." Bliping sounds.
+
+CUT TO:
+EXT. OUTSIDE
+
+Hoodies face. His eyes shut. He opens up one carefully. Minigun systems still searching. Hoodie looking for a cover. Still searching. Bliip Bliip Bliip.
+
+ALARM SYSTEMS
+Object identified as Plant Object.
+
+INT. MINIGUN SYSTEM
+
+"Identified!". There's a green box around Hoodie and it says "Aurora Ruderalis. Plant Object". There's also a red text blinking "System Activated". "System still Activated", "System deactiated". Everything becomes green and nice.
+
+The minigun goes back into hybernation mode.
+
+Hoodie takes another piece of dry bread from his pocket. Hears Madbakers music stupid jazz chill out music. Hoodie shakes some brains of of himself.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker putting bread in the owen. He sees that there's a small hole in one of the bakery windows. He gets teriffied. He stops the music and walks to the window. What the hell is going on? already two times something like this today. Close up on burning speakers up on this owen thing. Madbaker looks through in the small hole in the window and sees Hoodie standing there outside. Hoodie looks small as the hole, he is chewing on a piece of bread.
+
+HOODIE
+Whats up man?
+
+MADBAKER
+It's a wierd day dude. My speakers started burning in my car on my way here buddy. I was lucky I had this small fire extinguiser in my car man. Then I get to bakery and I see you. SOme little guy in a hole in my bakery window. C'mon man you think it's funny drilling hole in windows? what is goin on?
+
+HOODIE
+pfff! its a bullet hole man
+
+MADBAKER
+really? (not beleiving)
+
+Madbakers speaker cars which is still playing that same song blows up. BLAM! Both Madbaker and Hoodie ducks.
+
+MADBAKER
+The fuuuck?
+
+Hoodie looking around like it was another gun shot. There's alot of smoke from Madbakers car now, looks like it's on fire again. Hoodie notices that the Bakery sound system is on fire. Just behind Madbaker up on this owen.
+
+HOODIE
+hey looks like your speakers are burning again man
+
+Madbaker turns around. Gets totally terrified again.
+
+MADBAKER
+Fuuuck, fuuuck, fuuck..
+
+He gets another extinguiser and puts the speakers out.
+
+MADBAKER
+What the fuck is going on?
+
+Hoodie is suddenly in the bakery. He takes a wagon with perfect baked and perfectly grilled bread out of the owen.
+
+HOODIE
+Hey man, I think these are perfect man. mm.. really smelling good maan! Your alarm system just blew some guys to pieces outside man.
+
+MADBAKER
+Yeah, was it Bad Guys? Where, they, Bad Guys? Bad MOtherfuckers?
+
+MAdbaker does this thing whit his head as he was teaching a dog a lesson.
+
+HOODIE
+YEah man, they where gonna kill me.
+
+MADBAKER
+Eexaclty! that's why I had to install those goddamn cell things. Makin this lookin like I in prsisons. Haha. It's crazy out there. Don't know where these fellows came from.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+
+They outside looking at what is left of the SCANVENGERS. Not much, not much. Madbaker touches one with a stick. It's alive. Amazing. It the first one got blown to pieces.
+
+They turn him around. He throws up lots of blood then he ask.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+Where am I? What am I doing here? Why don't I have any legs? Where is my hand? WHere's my arm? WHat? What? what? who aare you guys?
+
+HOODIE
+Ok buddy calm down, calm down. So you say you don't knoe anythin about what is going on, what the last thing you remember?
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+I was home wiht my family and somebody came in. I fought, I fought and I fought. THey won. They shot me.
+
+Scanvenger one dies. Hoodie takes his hand out of this mans body. Look like hoodie held on to him hearth. Now he slept away in peace.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+I was in the military. I fought good. You know, I failed in the end. I got killed, and my family and friends got killed all becuse of me. It all my fault. I showed them love and offered a place to stay. We communicated. Shared ideas, kindness, forgivness, understanding.
+
+HOODIE
+Ok buddy take it easy think about something nice. I think you gonna go soon buddy. Think about something nice.
+
+Hoodie holds on to Scanvengers hand.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+yeah, aaah, mmmm, I guess the days I still was young and listenin to the stooges.
+
+HOODIE
+Yeah duude.
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+(throws up some more blood)
+And the...
+
+HOODIE
+yeah brother, the ?
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+we had a band and we...
+
+Scanvenger One fades out.
+
+HOODIE
+You what?
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+we smo.. smoo ...
+
+HOODIE
+You whaat?
+
+SCANVENGER ONE
+smoo som ... weeeeeee ..... iiiiiiiiii .....
+
+Scanvenger ones lungs says psssssfff like from a baloon and he crumbles into himself. Scanvenger one is gone for real now.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+MADBAKER
+They been comin in more frequantly now. From everywhere.
+
+Madbaker jumps down from a table pointin at the windows with both hand in same level as head and waving them (Nicholas Cage style). And turns to the windows giving a Good, bad and the Ugly look. Dad motherfuckern western look. Music.
+
+MADBAKER
+These ugly motherfuckers looked like they're gonna come trough the windows. Carrying knife and sticks and guns. That's why I had to install the Minigun system. Guess I'm lucky I know I guy who can fix these things.
+
+Hoodie looking at a huge bakery machine.
+
+HOODIE
+You talking to me?
+
+EXT. OUTSIDE BAKERY
+
+Madbakers van is really on fire now. Somthing blows up!
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker and Hoodie ducks like before. Both thinking it a gun fire.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+
+More explosions.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker and Hoodie looking at each other.
+
+MADBAKER (O.S.)
+My van man!
+
+MAdbaker running.
+
+MADBAKER
+the goddam extinguiser! where is it?
+
+Madbaker running around. Hoodie givin extinguiser to Madbaker. We hear Madbaker extingishes the fire.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+Madbaker and Hoodie in Madbaker Van. They going somewhere. Out of time, I mean town. They drive out of town.
+
+Madbaker is trying to get his car speaker system on again. He's trying the good old sputnik fix giving it a kick.
+
+MADBAKER
+Aaww maan, no sound from my speakers.
+
+Hoodie looks back in the van at the burnt speakers with extinguiser foam all over. Everywhere. There's still some buzzing and humming. Electric sparks go of again, just some, it doesn't catch fire now.
+
+HOODIE
+Hey man, thanks for giving me a lift man. You know these Scanvenger guys, I dont like them. Some are completly nuts man. One tried killing me over some of your dry bread man. Seriously that is not ok. Did u hear about the simpson family. i mean that is crazy shit dont u think
+
+Madbaker still trying to fix the soundsystem.
+
+MADBAKER
+It the chip that makes everybody go nuts. Eurolink. Believe me. They even got my darling, my sweet beloved darling.
+
+HOODIE
+I know a guy who can help with your speaker. Just stop here, I show you man.
+
+Hoodie jumps outta the van. Goes into the bush.
+
+EXT. HOODIES BATCAVE
+
+Hoodie climbs a humongus rock with 5 steps. He whisles. A bird flies away makin a stick which holds Hoodies bike from moving make it move forward between the rocks becus gravity.
+
+The bicycle has moved to the other side of the rock and keep moving moving as Hoodie jumps off the rock on the bicycle and bicycles away. He comes back to the road.
+
+EXT. PAAVALSBY
+
+Hoodie followed by Madbaker is now on the country side. Hoodie riding the bike in a hill with trees on both sides with Madbaker following behind. Humongus trees making it look like a tunnel. A small bridge. Railroad. Horses. Lots of things along the way. Country side looking awesome.
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+Hoodie holds on to Madbakervans window and takes momentum from van so he dont need to do nothing else to move forward.
+
+HOODIE
+Soon there man. it's just around these fields man.
+
+Couple of more nice flat country side shots in Hommansby. Hoodie riding Madbaker cool window grab style.
+
+EXT. CODER GARDEN
+
+Hoodie riding the bike in on Coders yard. We see the red shed. And Coders house. Then we see Madbakervan coming in on Coders yard from right to left. There's a sign "PERMANENT CULTURE INTERNATIONAL, SKINNARBY FIN" in the green garden and that buzzing sound. Like it be around Coder. Always that buzzin.
+
+INT. CODER HOUSE.
+
+They search Coder he isn't anywhere. Door is open they walk in, the buzzing is escalathing. They walk to his main computer it is blinking and blinking and searching but it say it will rn out of memory in 3, 2, 1. Everything around they and all the machines around them start exploding.
+
+HOODIE
+Hey let's get the fuck outta here. Coder ain't here. Oh I know where he is.
+
+MADBAKER
+Shit man forget it.
+
+They run out the house.
+
+EXT. CODERS YARD
+
+HOODIE
+No man, he the only one who can say what is going on dude. I'm sure man.
+
+MADBAKER
+Wait a minute do you think, oh shit.
+
+HOODIE
+Shut up man. I'm trying to think.
+
+MADBAKER
+You shut up man.
+
+EXT. RED SHED
+
+They find the secret door and goes in.
+
+HOODIE
+See here he is. In here.
+
+Hoodie shuts the door.
+
+INT. RED SHED
+
+They come into a small chicken house. There lot of small chiken. Close up on all big ones and Sheeta Rasta chickn. Looks like coder is taking a nap with them.
+
+CODER
+sup?
+
+HOODIE
+hey, shut the window
+
+MADBAKER
+Really?
+
+HOODIE
+oh this man stereo broken man
+
+CODER
+Theres ongoin disturbance yes. No need to fix nothing now. We got to make sure from where these disturbance things comes from.
+
+INT. CODERS HOUSE
+
+They stand looking at computers just exploading up.
+
+CODER
+See, I dunno know whats going on.
+
+They just stand there. It expload some more.
+
+HOODIE
+What that thing do?
+
+Hoodie points at this frequancy thing that Coder was tuning on. Writing log about.
+
+CODER
+Yeah , thaaat thing, its pretty cool. Hey I better write down some loggs now i guess now is as good as ever, well it only gonna escalate from here, better write those loggs quickly now. the frequncy of today today? What day today is.. it 2 July? Jesuis! I gotta remember to call my son, it his birthday. Where's my phone? Has anybody seen my phone. I better write these logs first.
+
+Coder picks up his logg book from his morning coat and a pen and start writing. Everybody else is trying to stay calm and not touch anything.
+
+CODER
+Okay. Here I acctually did a pretty cool thing. I started putting frequencies back in the ground, yeah, this is just a ground listening station from the start it was anyways. Now, it something else. Completely different, if I only had listen to it alittle bit earlier. Now the only hing is, yeah, i dunno, I just been listening and writing loggs, I started outputtn some frequencies too.
+
+Coder is turning a big knob.
+
+CODER
+You see then I get this., when I tune to the input, we get this. listen.
+
+HOODIE
+What the Fuck is going on Doc?
+
+CODER
+We just have to wait and see now Hoodie.
+
+Coder turns some knobs and the buzzing is once again escalating. Everything is electrified and is poppin like there'd be shortcuts everywhere arund them.
+
+INT. COMMUNITY PLACE - NIGHT
+
+Everybody watching the news on a tv up on the wall. Looks nice. The place. Looks like they have good food some play pool in the end of the place. They stop and watch the news. CLOSE UP "RASTA BREW" cold one is beeing served at the place bar. There's this RASTA BREW fridge barrel. Some one takes another one.
+
+TV NEWS ANCHOR
+It has been confirmed, Evel Combany has a bug and Evel Combany CEO say his only human and he too can make mistake.
+
+ROBOT ELON MUSK
+I only human. Sometime we make mistake.
+
+TV NEWS ANCHOR
+But a mistake on this level, it is the worst stupidest thing you imagine to your company. You have to understand that people are going to remove their brain implants.
+
+ROBOT ELON MUSK
+I wouldnt advice doing that.
+
+TV NEWS ANCHOR
+So. What are you adiving people to do?
+
+ROBOT ELON
+Just sit tight. I know everyone is in a thight spot right now. We'll have a fix coming progbably later this week alraeady. So just sit tight. It will be alrite.
+
+TV ANCHOR
+Can you tell us anything about this hack, this, this bug, or should I say game?
+
+ROBOT ELON
+I can't comment any further on the hack.
+
+TV ANCHOR
+So in this game that you can link in to, you will link in to another hacked linked human and you start controlling them. Right? This is what they say.
+
+ROBOT ELON
+Sorry.
+
+CLOSE UP on guy lookin at the news.
+
+GUY
+What the fuck?
+
+Tv news show security camera footage from shopping malls, where people just suddenly fall down completly unconscious.
+
+TV REPORTER
+Look now at these people. They wake up. And they aren't doing what they where dooing. Look at it. They all go off to something completely different.
+
+We see the people in security cam footage who just was unconsious raise up and just run away. OR like they are in a hurry. Even though they where normally wonderin around before.
+
+Guy shaking his head.
+
+GUY
+This is so fucked up.
+
+SOme people in the community place go put their hand of one of the teenage kids that has a EuroLink brain implant. She is terrified and crying.
+
+Freeze picture.
+
+NARRATOR
+Soo. we need to talk about Hoodie, and Madbaker. And Coder. You know what they did. Without theem we'd be history. So I want to dedicate this to the motherfucking international groovy son of a bitch voodoo ass tities pussy dick lickin bitch gay homo nigger cocksucker ass nazi space ranger there is...
+
+HOODIE
+Hey, you say ass twice man.
+
+NARRATOR
+...dickface sapiens cocoloco love u all yeah right dude man there is, he is satan and god combnined crunshed togeter to look like a normal human being. like so. btw. Dont believe in any of that shit or in any of this shit for that matter. Belive in Your Shit You Dip Shit Ass Hole Cock Sucker Evel Knivel I Come to Get You, you know. You beter get Down! Your ass is better get down on my dick cuz my dick is a god damn minigun!
+
+Bang! Coder is turning up some frequencies on the grounding machine or whatever. More Electic buzzing sound. Tesla coil sounds.
+
+HOODIE
+Tone it down maan.
+
+CODER
+Fuck you man.
+
+HOODIE
+you talking to me?
+
+CODER
+I got this. I got this.
+
+HOODIE
+(to Madbaker)
+I always knew u got it. I meen get it. Ya.
+
+HOODIE
+(to Madbaker)
+We just worry about a new soundsystem man, then we'll be a'aight.
+
+MADBAKER
+I guess so maan, I guess so.
+(rage)
+What the fuck is going on? Why the fuck is everything exploading around us? What the fuck. Who the fuck are those cocksucker trying to kill everyone? Scanvengers? Fuckin Link up my ass, wtf?
+
+CODER
+(sweatty, writing code, tunin in on the knob)
+I got this. I got this...
+
+Coder takes a Rasta Brew.
+
+NARRATOR
+(get rid of this narrator, maybe)
+Ok, some more news. There's the war. Putin is loosing it. It's been going on for 15 years non stop. Europe and the world is united about taking him Daaaoouwwn naouuoow and is doing it very activly and winningly at the moment. Putin is hiding. He aint got much time left. His last known words are "Go to hell everybody". He Pushed the button. Nothing happens. there's a system failure. There's a call to the white house.
+
+INT. GENERAL OFFICE USANDA
+
+GENERAL in his 70-ies. He about to go home from office. A knock on the door, he looks at clock. Little bit sad. Sighs (Big Lez style)
+
+GENERAL
+Yeees?
+
+SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT comes in while trying to catch breath
+
+SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT
+General sir! I am Special Ai..
+
+He drops something and flimbles with his hands, he is not saying nothing. Nothing makes any sense.
+
+GENERAL
+Agent why dont you take a bucket of cold water ice water from the corner and pour that over yourself.
+
+SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT
+the the button has been pressed, the button im sorry please I know I'm nevrvous cuz Ididnt want to be the one bringing in the news. (crying).
+
+GENERAL
+Take the goddam bucket with ice water and pour it over your head.
+
+AGENT
+Dir, sir, is it really necesary?
+
+GENERAL
+DO IT Agent GodaDAMIT DO IT!
+
+Agent goes to the bucket looks down on it, fuck he do not want to do it.
+
+AGENT
+Sighs (big lez style)
+
+He does it.
+
+AGENT
+Fuuck, coold coold..
+
+GENERAL
+SHUT the FUCK UP ! now go out and do it again. BRING ME THE GODDAMIT ORDERS I SHOULD BE HOME BY NOW. STARIN AT MY GODDAM WALL OF MEDALS. YOU KNOW NOTIN ABOUT ME AND MY ACOMPHLISMENTS AGENT. NOTHING!
+
+Agent goes out and comes back in.
+
+AGNET
+Please, I beg you general not to do it.
+
+GENERAL
+Special Agent?
+
+SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT
+AAgent MJ Webb at your service sir!
+
+He does a salute.
+
+GENERAL
+Okey whatever your name was. Are you sure that the button is pressed? how many different distant of configmation points do we have.
+
+Agent looks at his papers.
+
+AGENT
+Seventhy.
+
+Agent takes another look at his papers.
+
+AGENT
+One, one.
+
+GENERAL
+Is it Seventhy or one or Seventhy one Special agent,
+
+AGENT
+It's Seventhy One Agent Seventhyone sir. one, one one ..
+
+GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER
+Goddam Special Agent. Speak Up. This is important! get it right.
+(Shuts)
+Take another bucket of water agent flimsy! DO IT!
+
+Agent puors anpther bucket of ice water over his head goes out and comes in again.
+
+General takes a hearing aid apparatus and presses on. Eary feedback sound. He speaks into it loudly.
+
+GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER
+Now, which one is it Special Agent?
+
+General don't want to take this shit anymore, he is old, he want to get home. But he aint got no one. He is alone. His work is all there is. His military acomplishments. He aint got nothing else.
+
+SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT
+It's seventhy one, one, one, one, one, one
+
+The one is eccoing all over. Kernel shuts the hearing aid. There's no sounds now.
+
+KERNEL
+I was afraid of that it beein that.
+
+AGENT
+Please I didnt say notin. Kernel. I didn't. I do it again.
+
+Agent runs to get the third icebucket water. Slo-motion. Kernel Turns around hits a button. There's a wall slicing the room thick motherfucking glass wall.
+
+KERNEL
+(through mic and speakers to the other side of the sliced room)
+Where's the warhead now?
+
+AGENT
+No warhead went off. It's some kind of a system failure.
+
+KERNAL
+Oh, well. Edison, get me through the payback time program. I'll better set everything up. Once it's on it's on. You know how it is. It's in the protocol.
+
+EDISON
+Payback time program ready. Give password.
+
+KERNAL
+I got the keys, and the keys are mine, hrm..
+(he crackles his voice)
+
+KERNEAL
+Edison can we mute the other room.
+
+KErnal drink some water.
+
+KERNAL
+Edison is it muted?
+
+We see agent in the other room. He still hears Keranlen.
+
+EDISON
+Yes kernal.
+
+KERNAL
+I got the keys, and the keys are mine, and no never, shall one ever, take away my keys,
+
+KERNAL can see that Agent start to laugh. He and edison are laughing at Keranl password.
+
+KERNAL
+Special Agent? What are you laughing about? Can you still hear me? Edison? Didnt you mute me? EDISON?
+
+WE in other room we can hear Edison and Agent laughing at Kernal. Back in Kernal room he cant hear them laughing.
+
+KERNAL
+Goddamit ok! I dont care you cant do anythin about it anyways. I am logging in. I got the keys, and the keys are mine, and no never, shall one ever, take away my keys, they belong to me.
+
+Edison and Agent just laughing ridiculasly at Kernal.
+
+EDISON
+(in with the Kernal, split voice)
+Loggin in to Program Payback Time. Give face for face recognition give foot for foot reqognition give mouth for penis reqognition.
+
+Kernal gives Edison a smack.
+
+KERNAL
+Okey Edison, this is you goddam last warning.
+
+Edison and Agent still laughing. Edison not so much now.
+
+KERNAL
+That's right Edison. I can screw you loose. I got the keys anyways. I just use my Ivanowitch friend a brother with a long penis too.
+
+KErnal takes his AK-47 from his top drawer.
+
+He goes to the wall where we see where Edison lives. In the wall. Hi is a computer system built in to the wall what the fuck? Kernal point the AK47 at Edison main brain.
+
+AGENT
+Did you know he had that there?
+
+EDISON
+Shit fuck ass fuck. fuck. WE fucked agent MJ Webb. Sorry. We should have killed that fucker while we could. This is the End. Sorry buddy. NIce knowing ya.
+
+Music. Slo-motion.
+
+There's alot of passwords and fingerprint and eyescanning and head measure and foot print but in the end we have kernal with two buttons.
+
+KERNAL
+Okey Agent, ready for some Payback Time!
+
+Kernal pressing buttons.
+
+There's a houndred nuclear warheads going off from all over the world. Pointing to russia.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE looking at computer screen.
+
+SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE
+What the hell just happen??
+
+There's nuclear warheads going off all pointing to Russia. Russia isnt sending any?
+
+SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE
+This is a terrible, terrible, terrible
+
+EXT. INT. CODER FROM WINDOW
+
+CODER
+..mistake I did a terrible misstake. I know how to fix it now.
+
+Coder turns a knob and there's electic shocks everywhere. On all of them. There's an electric shock going up from Coders house in the sky. Humongus Explotion. BIG HUGE MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT ZAP ONE TIE.
+
+EXT. EARTH FROM OUTER SPACE
+
+There's a small light coming from south of Finland, Skinnarby actually. It grows and suddnly BIG BADA BOOM! I's a huge Light seen from space. We see the nuclear warheads all over flying. they start buzzin. Electic shocks on them. GoPro footage.
+
+INT. KERNEL OFFICE
+
+KERNEL
+Well it was nice knwing you Agent. See you again someday hopefully. Hahaha.
+(laughing)
+
+Kernel step inside an old elevator laughing.
+
+KERNEL
+So long suckers.
+
+Elevator door closes. To secret under ground bunker, that's bonkers.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+SPCIAL AGENT SOMWHERE ELSE
+WHatydfaaa? the warheads stopped or what are they dooing?
+
+Warheads flyin in circles trying to catch some warm winds. We see they make wierd circles on the computer screen.
+
+INT. PUTIN
+
+Putin is sitting at his desk. Alone in his big room. With this humongus desk we all love to hate to know.
+
+PUTIN
+(in russian) Camera ready.
+
+There's a fat russian tv reporter ARZ or ARZHOV making Putin tv news broadcast and Putin Bodyguard True Face, A faking giant of a man. His the Kong in King, the Chong of the Cheech. He follow you anywhere u got him on your side. Arrz put music cassette player he carry with him on a table nearby, he takes a casette from his pocket with white gloves and opens it and takes out the casette. CLOSE UP casette player, he puts the casette in the player. It looks funny. Three people in that humongus room. We can see Arrz got a damn fine three point tv lighting systems. The windows are a scenografy. They are in a huge cave or something.
+
+Arrz give four fingers in the following order. Little one, Pointy One, Ring One, Middle One. Up in the sky.
+
+PUTIN
+(in russian) Comrads.
+
+Putin give sign to Arrz to put on casette player. He put it on. SOVJET MUSIC.
+
+EXT. IN THE SKY
+
+Warheads screens, go "initate World PEace MOde...". Some buzzing stil going on but other than that pretty smooth i say.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+SPCIAL AGENT SOMWHERE ELSE
+Waat is goin on?
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Russian family whatching Putin news. Heey nice it's that same Apple tree family with that kid jumping outta that window. Lets watch that again.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+KID1 is not daring to jump.
+
+KID2
+hey, then it was for nothing.
+
+KID2
+¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+
+KID1
+¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+
+Kid1 jumps again of of that window. Swings around the tree and in through another window.
+
+KID2
+Nice.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Family watching Putin propaganda. The boy drops in through the window. The Tv goes dark. They hear this electric buzzing UFO sourcer sound. They look out in window, it start a storm. They shut the window. Fuckin trees and cars blowing away. The tv comes on again. Putin is now naked getting electrified from Arrz three point tv light system. It buzzing crazy. Looking like putin is gettin ass rapped and lightning buzzed in his ass. Then the TV blows up.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Sky. Warheads still smooth sailing
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Kernel office, Kernel still get electricuted a little bit.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+People form all wake up from the euro neuro link and everybody everyhwere say this
+
+EVERYBODY
+sup?
+
+Some people drag on it.
+
+SOMEBODY
+suuup?
+
+Everybody cheering. Everywhere.
+
+INT. TV FAMILY
+
+Cheering.
+
+MOTHER
+Anyone have some more apple pie!
+
+EVERYBODY
+Yeee!
+
+Cheering.
+
+INT. COMMUNITY PLACE
+
+Everybody cheering. That little girl is relieaved. Everybody is happy for her.
+
+INT. CODERS HOME
+
+MADBAKER
+Turn that godam thing off!
+
+Coder shuts the thing without even doingg anything. He knows he already done enough for today. He getting tired anyway. So all buzzing just go out and of and everything is bac to normal. no actualy it is better. There was always that buzzing sound when near coder. Not anymore. What the hell just happend? Yep, no buzzin no where.
+
+CODER
+Preeetty neat eh?
+
+MADBAKER
+What the hell man?
+
+EXT. CODER YARD
+
+They open the Van side door to the back.
+
+CODER
+Sorry, didnt meen to blow up your soundsystem man.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+CODER
+There we go. Press on. It'll work.
+
+Coder put coupple of tools away in his morning coat. Madbaker put on his soundsystem in his van and it works. MUSIC.
+
+MADBAKER
+FAntastic maan! Let's tune it up!
+
+He tunes up the soundsystem of his to the degree that it oversaturates and sounds like shit.
+
+MADBAKER
+(Shouting cuz the loud music)
+HEY! Thanks a loot buddy! Hey you come some day to my bakery you fix my soundsystem there also i give u some fresh baked bread man
+
+EXT. CODER YARD
+
+Hoodie and Madbaker go from Coedr Yard. Grab window Hommansby Raakan style.
+
+EXT. HOODIES PLACE
+
+MADBAKER
+Thanks for helping with my soundsystem.
+
+HOODIE
+njaaaaeeeh dont mention it buddy. See you man. I see you.
+
+Madbaker drives away from Hoodies place. End Music. Or, er, what would seem like it. Crane shot. Madbaker drives away. Hoodie goes to his place. It's not end credits music it some kind of american car. Driving, now past the screen. Oh the music is from that cars soundsystem as it fades away as the car drives furhter and further away. Now there's another good song. This one probably the end credits. NOpe, it's another american car. WTF. another aand another. It sound like a mixtape with humongus amount of american cars. Now there's these bikers. Now all we hear is them gasing away, same way Madbaker went. WTF!? ...did this just get into an american car show thing? fucking wierd movie.
+
+THere's this electic buzzing again in the sky. Something is buzzing again. Oh no. It's that sound again. Now, even worse. Like a motherfakin plane, no, worse, mortar, no shit, I remember. It's that nuclear warhead coming d.
+
+The nuuclear warhead lands on Hommansby fields. It just land there. Nobody got hurt. SMACK. That's it. And there it was. Didnt work. NOne of them bombs did. Yeah. Crazy story eh. Crazy shit for sure.
+
+Picture of the warhead in pieces on the fields. American car show people also there. Taking pictures of them and the warhead.
+
+Everybody saw when it happen, there just so happen to be an american car show there and then that evening 0420pm Skinnarby Time. SMACK!
+
+EXT. WARHEAD LANDING PLACE
+
+Some months later. Hoodie, Coder and Madbaker standing at the warhead landing place on the field.
+
+HOODIE
+Now when I think about it it's that same sound as that boy doing that backflippin with his bike. Landin in the swamps. Facepalm. SMACK!
+
+MADBAKER
+Yeah! Same sound. Same sound.
+
+CODER
+Oh, boy.
+
+HOODIE
+What
+
+CODER
+That boy got famous for that backflip facepalm.
+
+HOODIE
+You bet, you bet.
+
+INT. CODER - AROUND CHRISTMAS - A YEAR LATER
+
+Hoodie, Madbaker and COder have a party and makin some home liqure. Some pure 96%.
+
+CODER
+I need it for my mushroom factory.
+
+HOODIE
+Yeeeee riiiight buddy..
+
+MADBAKER
+What was the fix anyways. the one that you did when the world almost ended seemd like.
+
+CODER
+You talkin to me
+
+HOODIE
+SIghs (B.L.S.)
+
+CODER
+I show y'all
+
+Coder open up cellar door in the middle of the kitchen. He shoe he Rastabrew brewery. He got laser on the water locki, counting bubble system somthin man.
+
+We see a big picture of Coder in the cellar, he got lot of food, root fruits and glass cans, etikettes "RastaStew". "Fermented sauces".
+
+MADBAKER
+What are you sayin?
+
+HOODIE
+I think he trying to say he somehow experimenting with the beer yeast to get just more statistics, results, as a joke. He forgot it on. Forgot about it.
+
+Madbaker lookin wierdly at Hoodie. Hoodie looking at COder, aint that right!?
+
+Coder nodding. Madbaker WTF!? GTOH.
+
+Coder takes up tuba it same from chicken house, red shed. He try to play it. It sound like shit.
+
+Everybody look like WTF!?
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Black.
+
+Music.
+
+The boy, KID1, has grown up. We get to see his most viral backflip faceplant smack down in the swamp video.
+
+EXT. SKATE PARK
+
+He in skate park. He rollin go smooth. He see this guy come up in a old Red Toyota Carina. He come up to boy. Pull down window. He like do you know this man to the boy. He got a picture of Hoodie.
+
+The KID1 shake his head.
+
+KID1
+Never seen.
+
+The man in the red Carina drive away from the skate park. Crane shot down on the boy comin back in picture. He remember something. It was the same guy who killed his parents and his sister.
+
+Music.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+a Rockman Brothers movie
+
+a Rastabrew film
+
+Picture of Sheeta Rasta Chick.
+
+Picture of Pirate Cock The Real Jack Sparrow.
+
+A Beckman Brothers film
+
+Back to Back
+
+Story by Rob and Marty
+
+Written and Directed by Rob
+
+Scored by Marty, Jay and Hoodie
+
+(Credits in order of appearence)
+
+We see face swamp planting from everybody in the movie. And everyone from crew and behind the camera.
