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Author: rbckman <rob@tarina.org>
Date: Sat, 28 Oct 2023 17:41:08 +0300
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+INT. Hackerroom
+
+Jingle. Soldering iron on.
+
+close-up Robins eyes.
+
+close-up soldering.
+
+JINGLE
+Robin is hackin and he's filmin
+his a freaking hacker and filmmaker.
+
+Director Robin with his camera laughing.
+
+Robin making the trad director sign.
+
+close-up ready hacked thing. is it a Tarina?
+
+INT. hackerroom
+
+ROBIN
+Yo wazaaa, I'm Robin, I'm a hacker and a filmmaker.
+
+change camera.
+
+ROBIN
+I'm so happee I get to share this with ya all cuz I have stumbled upon something rather amazing, call it a new dawn, new beginning, a new era of filmmaking.
+
+Suspense music.
+
+ROBIN
+Let me introduce you to the definit DIY filmmaking device camera camcorder gonzo moviemakin machine called Tarina. its the word for story in finnish language. im a finn ok. Finnish and i'll finnish this sentence now.
+
+JINGLE
+Developed with love all around the world cuz it's open its free, oh I gee, I see, it's hacker friend Lee.
+
+Robin lift up Tarina in his palms. The way you should. The cool way.
+
+ROBIN
+(v.o)
+It's like Hollywood in your palms mo*piiip*er
+
+INT. Hackroom
+
+ROBIN
+Oukey, let's deep dive into this device. What's the deal?
+
+Robin press power button. closeup.
+
+closeup screen. we see startup raspberries.
+
+ROBIN
+(v.o)
+now some of you might have guuessed what is inside. that is correctomondo!
+
+INT. KITCHEN
+
+Robin takes a cake out of the owen, its a Raspberry pie.
+
+ROBIN
+(while eating raspberry pie)
+omn omn omn, it's the Raspberry Pi, version 3 B.
+
+Robin holding up the raspberry pi while eating cake. he accidentaly drops it in the raspberry pie. close-up Raspberry Pi 3b in the cake.
+
+ROBIN
+(mouth full of pie)
+Iits an arm computer. wastly known for its efficiency, it got a super loo power consumption and this is how we can film a whole day with no need of changin batteries.
+
+Robin still eating the pie.
+
+ROBIN
+I love raspberry pies.
+
+INT. hacker room
+
+ROBIN
+ok, so this is the killer deal.
+
+EXT. OUTSIDE
+
+Tarina gui. filmed with another tarina.
+
+ROBIN
+(v.o)
+This camera knows where ya are in your mooovie. ya see this is film kickinthenuts scene one, shot one, take one. aaand action!
+
+Robin filming camera filming Robin standin. strecker opa sej i moronrocken fast. Helbild, bakifrån. morogn solen.
+
+INT. Hackerrom
+
+ROBIN
+lets let him a nice moment here, cuz we know whats comin. shot two, take one. aaand action!
+
+EXT. OUTSIDE
+
+closeup face. njuter.
+
+ROBIN
+(director also outside now)
+and cut, hmm perhaps take a sip from the coffe here, yes, first a sip of coffee and then u just in the moment, lets do a retake. shot two,take two aaand action!
+
+camera filming camera filming, sip of coffee and njuter.
+
+ROBIN
+(director)
+and cut, thank you, your turn mr. Bruce, nut kicker Lee. shot three, take one aaand action!
+
+theres a Bruce Lee nut kicker. he do some kung fuu shit, breaking something and the salut thing. halv bild.
+
+ROBIN
+shot four, take one aaand action!
+
+pan from morognrock robin ner ti midjan.
+
+ROBIN
+(v.o)
+thats good, next, take one go!
+
+helbild Bruce Lee tar ansats and kicks the nuts off screen.
+
+ROBIN
+it hurt even more when you dont see it. right!
+
+ROBIN
+(v.o)
+shot six, take one. go!
+
+halvbild Robin hoppar till.
+
+cut to closeup nötter på tungan. nötterna faller ner från tungan.
+
+closeup kaffe kopp. plums plums!
+
+INT. hackerrom
+
+ROBIN
+ok, here comes the kicker. theres a view button here.
+
+show the view button.
+
+tarina gui rendering scene.
+
+ROBIN
+Tarina Retake is now gluing your shots together into a movie.
+
+ROBIN
+while it renders let me show you the physical buttons. it's like this up down left right enter record retake view delete and a function button, while pressed these have buttons have other functions like screen off, peak previous shot, hide menu, insert, paste, help, mode, copy, move, insert and so on but lets watch our kickinthenuts flick. ok, lets watch what we have.
+
+let the film play for a while.
+
+INT. hackerroom
+
+ROBIN
+well the only thing thats is missing is some music and sound fx is missing so lets make them with the dubbin feature.
+
+tarina gui
+
+ROBIN
+(v.o.)
+ok lets be dubbin, press enter on a scene or film. Lets make the sound effect in scene dubbin and music dubbin over the film.
+
+Robin making some swoosh sounds for Bruce.
+
+ROBIN
+if you dont have the tools or ideas to make your own sounds. you can play a sound from any audio source really and make as many tracks as ya like. im gonna use this sound effect from freesound.org it has a nice punch to it.
+
+Robin making kick in the nuts sound.
+
+tarina gui
+
+ROBIN
+ok, lets watch it!
+
+play the movie.
+
+ROBIN
+aight! probalby the oldest joke in the book right, anyways. What your watching now is also completely made within the Tarina. No other post production than dubbin some sound effects and music.
+
+ROBIN
+I've been making films since I was a kid and I've explored different approches like carefully planning or just filming alot and see what you got later on the editing table, I've always come down to the same conclusion. Writing, drawing, planning and imagining your story is the most powerful and essential tool in filmmaking. If you can do this, you'd love this camera. It's like it takes away the boring aspects in filmmaking.
+
+ROBIN
+Now the killer thing, Tarina Retake will inspire you to become a better filmmaker. Due to its positive feedback loop, theres nothing more satisfying than seeing your scene come to life. This is what Tarina brings ya and then you just cant wait to make more scenes.
+
+
