commit 4c52d402489fe6011b08debc44b47be959406db5
parent 0358fda08ad75cdecadacd1f8b81f69237cb70f5
Author: rob <rob@tarina.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Nov 2022 19:28:35 +0200
penis
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1 file changed, 18 insertions(+), 19 deletions(-)
diff --git a/eurolink.fountain b/eurolink.fountain
@@ -481,11 +481,9 @@ Here I acctually did a pretty cool thing. I started putting frequencies back in
Coder turns some knobs and the buzzing is once again escalating. Everything is electrified and is poppin like there'd be shortcuts everywhere arund them.
-Main fight, boss, Putin and Trump get electricuted as well as the nuclear warhead that Putte sent away is now dissarmed and somwhere. People are then gonna wake up from their Neuro I meen EuroLink coma.
-
+WRITTEN IN THE LOG
Evel Company has a bug and Evel Knivel Hans Lillehammer makes the worst stupidest thing you can do to imagine, he makes a game that look very real but in this game you acctualy controlling other human beeings in the Evel Link, Neurolin I meen Eurolink, it's been some years since the real Elon died, who was the guy behind NeuroLink, a big success back then but. You all know what's been the word on the street. No one think he the same guy anymore. I meen he, he cant be. ok. I dont think he even human beein for crying out loud. He robot. Thats right, I dont know how they do it. But their good, I meen really crazy shit ass good.
-
-It was a feature Evel COmbany and EuroLink been developing for years but not yet released to the public do to still some bug fixes like you feel dizzy after you do it. The most stupidiest and evelest man got his hands on it and released it as a goddam virus, it got everywhere. Can you imagine, that's why we have to talk about Hoodie and Rasta, and Madbaker. And Coder. You know what they did. Without theem we'd be history. So I want to dedicate this to the motherfucking international groovy son of a bitch voodoo ass tities bitch gay homo nazi nigger loving dude there is, he is satan and god combnined crunshed togeter to a normal human being. like so. Dont believe in any of that shit or in any of this shit for that matter. Tha'd why we need to focus on these guys, what they did was sort of completely extordinary.
+It was a feature Evel COmbany and EuroLink been developing for years but not yet released to the public do to still some bug fixes like you feel dizzy after you do it. The most stupidiest and evelest man got his hands on it and released it as a goddam virus, it got everywhere. Can you imagine, that's why we have to talk about Hoodie and Rasta, and Madbaker. And Coder. You know what they did. Without theem we'd be history. So I want to dedicate this to the motherfucking international groovy son of a bitch voodoo ass tities pussy dick bitch gay homo nazi nigger loving dude there is, he is satan and god combnined crunshed togeter to a normal human being. like so. btw. Dont believe in any of that shit or in any of this shit for that matter. Tha'd why we need to focus on these guys, what they did was sort of completely extordinary.
Bang!
@@ -499,7 +497,7 @@ HOODIE
Fuck you man.
RASTA
-(sighns Big Lez style)
+(sighns Big Lez style) u didnt have to say all those dick pussy nigga words.
HOODIE
Listen Rastaman.
@@ -519,21 +517,22 @@ We just worry about a new soundsystem man, then we'll be a'aight.
RASTA
I guess so maan, I guess so.
-There's a war going on and Putin is about to loose the war. It's been going on for 15 years non stop. Europe and the world is united about taking him out and is doing it now activly and is winning. Putin is hiding. He aint got much time left. His last words are "Go to hell everybody". He Pushed the button. Nothing happens. there's a system failure. There's a call to the white house.
+STORY TELLER
+There's a war going on and Putin is about to loose the war. It's been going on for 15 years non stop. Europe and the world is united about taking him Daaaoouwwn and is doing it very activly and winningly at the moment. Putin is hiding. He aint got much time left. His last known words are "Go to hell everybody". He Pushed the button. Nothing happens. there's a system failure. There's a call to the white house.
INT. GENERAL OFFICE USANDA
-GENERAL in young 40-ies. He about to go home from office. A knock on the door, he looks at clock. Little bit sad.
+GENERAL in his 70-ies. He about to go home from office. A knock on the door, he looks at clock. Little bit sad. Sighs (Big Lez style)
GENERAL
Yeees?
SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT comes in while trying to catch breath
-GENERAL
-General sir! I am Special A
+SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT
+General sir! I am Special Ai..
-He drops something and flimbles with his hands, he is not saying. Nothing makes sense.
+He drops something and flimbles with his hands, he is not saying nothing. Nothing makes sense.
SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT
the the button has been pressed, the button im sorry please I know I'm nevrvous cuz Ididnt want to be the one bringing this news. (crying) Please I know we have to do it it is in the protocol. WE MUST OBEJ THE PROTOCOL.
@@ -561,17 +560,17 @@ GENERAL
Is it Seventhy or one or Seventhy one Special agent, I'm sorry I didn't catch your name.
AARNE
-It's Seventhy One kernel. One.
+It's Seventhy One Aarne Seventhyone sir. one, one one ..
GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER
-Goddam Special Agent. Speak Up Now. This is important that I get this right.
+Goddam Special Agent. Speak Up. This is important! get it right.
-General takes a hearing aid apparatus and presses on. Eary feedback sound. He speaks into
+General takes a hearing aid apparatus and presses on. Eary feedback sound. He speaks into it loudly.
GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER
-Now, what is it Special Agent.
+Now, which one is it Special Agent?
-General don't want to take this shit anymore, he is old, he want to get home. But he aint got no one. He is alone. His work is all there is. His military acomplishments.
+General don't want to take this shit anymore, he is old, he want to get home. But he aint got no one. He is alone. His work is all there is. His military acomplishments. He aint got nothing else.
SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT
It's seventhy one, one, one, one, one, one
@@ -582,10 +581,10 @@ KERNEL
I was afraid of that it beein that.
AARNE
-It's in the protocol. If he presses it its game on.
+It's just protocol sir?
KERNEL
-Where's the warhead at now?
+Where's the warhead now?
AARNE
No warhead went off. It's some kind of a system failure.
@@ -597,10 +596,10 @@ EDISON
Payback time program ready. Give password.
KERNAL
-I got the keys and the keys are mine and no one shall ever take away my keys.
+I got the keys, and the keys are mine, and no never, shall one ever, take away my keys, they belong to me.
EDISON
-Loggin in to Program Payback Time. Give face for face recognition give foot for foot reqognition give mouth for tooth reqognition give finger for finger tooth penis.
+Loggin in to Program Payback Time. Give face for face recognition give foot for foot reqognition give mouth for penis reqognition.
Kernal gives Edison a smack.
