commit 0358fda08ad75cdecadacd1f8b81f69237cb70f5
parent d83f09135dbc2ed308ca7200a21849a6cbe9f36e
Author: rob <rob@tarina.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Nov 2022 19:13:22 +0200
putin
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diff --git a/eurolink.fountain b/eurolink.fountain
@@ -629,28 +629,75 @@ Coder turns a knob and there's electic shocks everywhere. On all of them. There'
EXT. EARTH FROM OUTER SPACE
-There's a small light coming from south of Finland, Skinnarby actually. It gorws and suddnly BLAM BANG! I's a huge Light leading into space. We see the nuclear warheads flying. they start buzzin.
+There's a small light coming from south of Finland, Skinnarby actually. It grows and suddnly BLAM BANG! I's a huge Light leading into space. We see the nuclear warheads alover flying. they start buzzin. Electic shocks on them.
INT. KERNEL OFFICE
KERNEL
Well it was nice knwing you Agent. Now if you dont mind I'd rather be alone these last minutes of my life.
-Elecric buzzing sound. THere's lightning from all the outlets and all machines blows up. Special Agent goes out of the office.
+Elecric buzzing sound. THere's lightning from all the outlets and all machines blows up. Special Agent goes out of the office.
-Pople wake up from the euro neuro link and everybody everyhwere say this
+Kernal take out a gun from his drawer and point it but same time he try to shot he get elecrocuted and cant press the trigger. He gets grilled for a minute, then it stops, then for 4 more seconds.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+SPCIAL AGENT SOMWHERE ELSE
+WHatydfaaa? the warheads stopped or what are they dooing?
+
+Warheads flyin in circles trying to catch some warm winds. We see they make wierd circles on the computer screen.
+
+INT. PUTIN
+
+Putin is sitting at his desk. Alone in his big room. With this humongus desk we all love to hate to know.
+
+PUTIN
+(in russian) Camera ready.
+
+There's a fat russian tv reporter Arrz making Putin tv news broadcast. Arrz put on music on cassette player nearby. Arrz has a damn fine three point tv lighting systems. SOVJET MUSIC.
+
+PUTIN
+(in russian) Comrads.
+
+EXT. IN THE SKY
+
+Warheads screens, go "initate World PEace MOde...". Some buzzing stil going on but other than that pretty smooth i say.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+SPCIAL AGENT SOMWHERE ELSE
+Waat is goin on?
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Russian family whatching Putin news. The Tv goes dark. Comes on again. Putin is now naked getting electrified from Arrz three point tv light system. It buzzing crazy. Looking like putin is gettin buzzed in his ass. Then the TV blows up.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Warheads still smooth sailing
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Kernel office, Kernel still get electricuted a little bit.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+People form all wake up from the euro neuro link and everybody everyhwere say this
EVERYBODY
sup?
Some people drag on it.
+SOMEBODY
+suuup?
+
INT. CODERS HOME
MADBAKER
Please turn that godam thing off now!
-Coder shuts it without even doingg anything. He knows he already saved the world. It just go of and everything is bac normal. No buzzin no where.
+Coder shuts the thing of without even doingg anything. He knows he already saved the world. It just go of and everything is bac normal. No buzzin no where.
CODER
Preeetty neat eh?
