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+THE CODER
+a rastabrew production
+in association with
+Bra Brö
+Permanent Culture International
+Robins Trägård, Skinnarby, FIN
+Rockman Brothers
+a Film by
+Beckmen Brothers
+dedicated to All Free Software, Free Hardware, Free Speech, Free Thinking movements, big respect and much love!
+-Robin Bäckman, Tarina maker
+
+"The Best Way To Stop it is To Do Better Brainwashing"
+
EXT. CODERs Yard
-A sound best described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space craft. Rotating Earth.
+A sound best described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space crafty. Rotating Earthy. That's right, rotating earthy, you nailed it!
-Closeup on mud and huge mushroom sprucing up from dead wood on the ground, CODERs feet comes into picture as his feet gets muddy. We see a red shed, CODER walks along one of the walls with just a morning coat on and a mug in one hand and a bucket in the other. He throws food scraps from the bucket on ground and puts the bucket away hanging on a rusty nail. He opens a hidden door on the side and gets in. He lifts a hanging carpet which reveal a window underneat. He opens the window and the chicken run out. Here comes the Arrr, the most pirate of pirate Cock. CODER sits down on a chair and sips his drink, the chicken are looking at him and then continue eating scraps of potatoes and beetroot and whatnot while the space computer earth sound fades a little. CODER gets up and closes the hidden door and takes the bucket with him as he walk in the mud where he came from.
+Closeup on mud and huge mushroom sprucing up from dead wood on the ground, CODERs feet comes into picture as his feet gets muddy. We see a red shed, CODER walks along one of the walls with just a morning coat and a mug in one hand and a bucket in the other. He throws food scraps from the bucket on ground and puts the bucket away hanging on a rusty nail. He opens a hidden door on the side and gets in. He lifts a hanging carpet which reveal a window underneat. He opens the window and the chicken run out. Here comes the Arrr, the most pirate of pirate Cock of a chicken there is. CODER sits down on a chair and sips his drink, the chicken are looking at him and then continue eating scraps of potatoes and beetroot and whatnot while the space computer earth sound fades. CODER gets up and closes the hidden door and takes the bucket with him as he walk in the mud where he came from.
EXT. CODERs House
@@ -13,53 +27,91 @@ INT. CODERs House
Coder opens the door, a black cat runs in before him. He walks past a bunch of chili plants, there's Aphids on some of the leaves and stems. Close up on a Ladybug larvae eating an Aphid bug alive. He walks to the kitchen and fills up his mug with more from a red teapot. He throws the bucket on the floor.
-The sound gets louder. We see a spectrogram of the sound in a monitor. CODER puts on headphones and see his face. Young man in his 30's. No hair, clean shaved. He turns a few nobs as the sound gets clearer and louder. Adjusting the high frequencies. We see CODERS face as we hear him typing on a keyboard. We hear another sound which CODER then tunes to the first one and the both sounds start playing melodies in the fifths. CODER listens for a while and puts headphones away then turns a big knob and the sound gets louder. CODER gets away from the spectrogram monitor.
+The sound gets louder. We see a spectrogram of the sound in a monitor. CODER puts on headphones and we see his face. Young man in his 30's. No hair, clean shaved. He turns a few nobs as the sound gets clearer and louder. Adjusting the high frequencies. We see CODERS face as we hear him typing on a keyboard. We hear another sound which CODER then tunes to the first one and the both sounds start playing melodies in the fifths. CODER listens for a while and puts headphones away then turns a big knob and the sound gets louder. CODER gets away from the spectrogram monitor.
CODER sits down at his main computer. It's right next to a huge round fireplace. We can hear the fire cracking. CODERS presses the keyboard and the computer wakes up.
EXT. - INT. CODERS HOUsE
-Zooming in on CODER while he is writing code on the computer.
-
-
+Zooming out on CODER while he is writing code on the computer.
EXT. ROAD SOLDASBACKÅN
(Lion King music) The sun is setting. About 0420pm Skinnarby Time. High Hummungus Trees. 127 degree turn up on tree stem from as low as possible. Get some roots in there. Focus big hummungus Trees. En lo, en älg, ene björn , finska fåglar, fin natur så satan. A small country side road hill from forrest to big open fields. Sun is shining right through the threes. Yellow and Green. We hear dirt gravling. A bicycle drives right above us on our right side. It is RASTA. A guy on a mommon pyörä doing "the hill ride", Laid Back Style. On the backseat with no hands. Riding on from the forrest to the open fields.
+EXT. / INT. CODERS HOUSE
+
+Zooming in on coder while he is writing code. He finnishes it. We are now inside the house.
+
+He press enter and there's a power outtage. Everything boots up, comes back on. He logs in. Gets into the terminal and runs a script. This time there's not a power outtage. But his sound system blows up. It sounds like a spinnin UFO disc over your house just about to crack open the roof.
+There's no power outtage still, the script is still running. The big fireplace is shaking. Coder is astonished over of what has just happen. He tunes the momentum of the sound a bit lower.
+
EXT. ROAD
-small country side road. We see him on his way towards a town. Light pollution in the sky. He rides off-road in the forest and then trough a thick wall of a spruce threes (Like Batman riding in to his cave). He is going downhill now in the thick spruce woods and climbs up on the bike and jumps off, the bike goes between two rocks perfectly parking there. Rasta lands on another huge rock. He takes three steps and jumps off the rock and takes his longboard from his back and lands on the road leading into town with a road leading towards a church.
+Small country side road. Rasta on his way towards a town. Light pollution in the sky. He rides off-road in the forest and then trough a thick wall of spruce threes (Like Batman riding in to his cave). He is going downhill now in that thick spruce woods and climbs up on the bike and jumps off, the bike goes between two rocks perfectly parking there. Rasta lands on another huge rock. He takes three steps and jumps off the rock and takes his longboard from his back and lands on the road leading into town with a road leading towards a big church with a snidut kors.
-In town hethen goes on throwing bags of weed into postboxes and secret hideouts as a return he get money from various places, example a doll, or a pot inside a pot.
+In town he then goes on throwing something into postboxes and secret hideouts as he gets a return in Eurocoins from these places, example a doll, or a pot inside a pot.
-Then later he goes to the bakery to get some fresh baked bread Bra Bröd. Sits outside the bakery and eats the bread and sips on a beer.
+Then later he goes to the bakery to get some fresh baked bread with these coins. You'd kinda hope ;)
-CODER
+INT. CODER
+
+He is sitting and coding, lights coming from his little room. The Electric box is shaking, the sound is making everything shake. It is going underground, the roots come out from the ground. Lighting is happening under the grounds like mycelium network. Close-up on a rising roots coming from a crack. Close ups electric poles, light poles. Everything seems to be somehow connected to the frequency.
-Is is sitting and coding, lights coming from his little room. The Electric box is shaking, the sound is making everything shake. It is going underground, the roots come out from the ground.
+WORLD NEWS
+What happens when we run out of oil?
-Lighting is happening under the grounds like mycelium network.
+The Chip Will Change Everything Commercial
+(Tries to be a Musical score and does it okey until it misarable fails as everything in a Socialist society.)
-Close-up on a rising root coming from a crack
+Every baadi
+Chip in
+a little bit
+it your body
+Chip in
+a little bit
+it you body
-WORLD
+ain't nobody
+stopin
+ya
+ain't
+anybadi
+lovin
+ya
+but
+uuuuuuuS!
-Mainplot // What happens when we run out of oil?
+Dadadadam!
-Have you taken the vaccination // The Chip // TV Commercial // Are you Linked In?
+NEWS GUEST
+Everything is just gonna get so so much better from here. Trust me. Trust in us. In You. Everybody is welcome to the must trusted World Wide Team. Here are the TEam Members! Weee have Esmeraldaa! Esmeralda is very good at everything, what she does she does best. Look at her no body has such a big giant smile than her. I meen Look at her. She soo cuuute.
HAPPINESS IS FREE IN THE LINK
Free yourself, your link, Freedom, Happiness is Freedom, No worries
Boot yourself to happiness, chip the way now, just chip in. Chip yourself.
+Chip In Now
+
+Chip yourself to your ultimate freedom now.
+Chip it away now
+to your ultimate freedom now.
+Chip it awaay na!
+Mumba mumba dansa!
+Chip it away now!
+Mumba Dansa!
+Chip it awaaay now!
+MumBa MumBa!
+Dansa Dansa!
SCANVENGERS
They rob people from food and money and rape woman. Sometimes they eat even eat them. They drink käsidesi and look like shit.
+Some say they not people actually in control of their bodies. THey say they somehow an avatar for other users on the eurolink protocol.
+
INT. SCANVENGER Rob Family Scene
SCANVENGERs pick up an axe, spade, and tools from the shed.
@@ -427,12 +479,178 @@ Coder picks up his logg and a pen and start writing.
CODER
Here I acctually did a pretty cool thing. I started putting frequencies back in the ground, yeah, this is just a ground listening station. I been just listening and writing loggs, now then I stated outputtn some frequencies too ju see then I get this, when I tune to the input, we get this. listen.
-Coder turns some knobs and the buzzing is once again escalating. Everything is electrified and is poppin like thered be shortcuts everywhere arund them.
+Coder turns some knobs and the buzzing is once again escalating. Everything is electrified and is poppin like there'd be shortcuts everywhere arund them.
+
+Main fight, boss, Putin and Trump get electricuted as well as the nuclear warhead that Putte sent away is now dissarmed and somwhere. People are then gonna wake up from their Neuro I meen EuroLink coma.
+
+Evel Company has a bug and Evel Knivel Hans Lillehammer makes the worst stupidest thing you can do to imagine, he makes a game that look very real but in this game you acctualy controlling other human beeings in the Evel Link, Neurolin I meen Eurolink, it's been some years since the real Elon died, who was the guy behind NeuroLink, a big success back then but. You all know what's been the word on the street. No one think he the same guy anymore. I meen he, he cant be. ok. I dont think he even human beein for crying out loud. He robot. Thats right, I dont know how they do it. But their good, I meen really crazy shit ass good.
+
+It was a feature Evel COmbany and EuroLink been developing for years but not yet released to the public do to still some bug fixes like you feel dizzy after you do it. The most stupidiest and evelest man got his hands on it and released it as a goddam virus, it got everywhere. Can you imagine, that's why we have to talk about Hoodie and Rasta, and Madbaker. And Coder. You know what they did. Without theem we'd be history. So I want to dedicate this to the motherfucking international groovy son of a bitch voodoo ass tities bitch gay homo nazi nigger loving dude there is, he is satan and god combnined crunshed togeter to a normal human being. like so. Dont believe in any of that shit or in any of this shit for that matter. Tha'd why we need to focus on these guys, what they did was sort of completely extordinary.
+
+Bang!
+
+HOODIE
+Ouw maan why you hitting me.
+
+RASTA
+Tone it down maan.
+
+HOODIE
+Fuck you man.
+
+RASTA
+(sighns Big Lez style)
+
+HOODIE
+Listen Rastaman.
+
+RASTA
+Wha? you talking to me?
+
+HOODIE
+Coder got this man. Coder got this.
+
+RASTA
+I always knew Coder got it. I meen Coder got it, he gets it. Ya.
+
+HOODIE
+We just worry about a new soundsystem man, then we'll be a'aight.
+
+RASTA
+I guess so maan, I guess so.
+
+There's a war going on and Putin is about to loose the war. It's been going on for 15 years non stop. Europe and the world is united about taking him out and is doing it now activly and is winning. Putin is hiding. He aint got much time left. His last words are "Go to hell everybody". He Pushed the button. Nothing happens. there's a system failure. There's a call to the white house.
+
+INT. GENERAL OFFICE USANDA
+
+GENERAL in young 40-ies. He about to go home from office. A knock on the door, he looks at clock. Little bit sad.
+
+GENERAL
+Yeees?
+
+SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT comes in while trying to catch breath
+
+GENERAL
+General sir! I am Special A
+
+He drops something and flimbles with his hands, he is not saying. Nothing makes sense.
+
+SOME KIND OF A SPECIAL AGENT
+the the button has been pressed, the button im sorry please I know I'm nevrvous cuz Ididnt want to be the one bringing this news. (crying) Please I know we have to do it it is in the protocol. WE MUST OBEJ THE PROTOCOL.
+
+GENERAL
+Special Agent?
+
+SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT
+AArne Koilisvou
+
+GENERAL
+Okey whatever your name was. Are you sure that the button is pressed? how many different distant of configmation points do we have.
+
+Aarne looks at his papers.
+
+AARNE
+Seventhy.
+
+Aarne takes another look at his papers.
+
+AARNE
+One, one.
+
+GENERAL
+Is it Seventhy or one or Seventhy one Special agent, I'm sorry I didn't catch your name.
+
+AARNE
+It's Seventhy One kernel. One.
+
+GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER
+Goddam Special Agent. Speak Up Now. This is important that I get this right.
+
+General takes a hearing aid apparatus and presses on. Eary feedback sound. He speaks into
+
+GENERAL KERNEL OR WHATEVER
+Now, what is it Special Agent.
+
+General don't want to take this shit anymore, he is old, he want to get home. But he aint got no one. He is alone. His work is all there is. His military acomplishments.
+
+SOME KIND OF SPECIAL AGENT
+It's seventhy one, one, one, one, one, one
+
+The one is eccoing all over. Kernel shuts the hearing aid. There's no sounds now.
+
+KERNEL
+I was afraid of that it beein that.
+
+AARNE
+It's in the protocol. If he presses it its game on.
+
+KERNEL
+Where's the warhead at now?
+
+AARNE
+No warhead went off. It's some kind of a system failure.
+
+KERNAL
+Oh, well. Edison, get me through the payback time program. I'll better set everything up. Once it's on it's on. You know how it is. It's in the protocol.
+
+EDISON
+Payback time program ready. Give password.
+
+KERNAL
+I got the keys and the keys are mine and no one shall ever take away my keys.
+
+EDISON
+Loggin in to Program Payback Time. Give face for face recognition give foot for foot reqognition give mouth for tooth reqognition give finger for finger tooth penis.
+
+Kernal gives Edison a smack.
+
+There's alot of passwords and fingerprint and eyescanning and head measure and foot print but in the end we have kernal with two buttons.
+
+KERNAL
+Okey Agent, ready for some Payback Time!
+
+Kernal pressing buttons.
+
+There's a houndred nuclear warheads going off from all over the world. Pointing to russia.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE looking at computer screen.
+
+SPECIAL AGENT SOMEWHERE ELSE
+What the hell just happen??
+
+There's nuclear warheads going off all pointing to Russia. Russia isnt sending any? This is a terrible, terrible, terrible
+
+CODER
+..mistake I did a terrible misstake. I know how to fix it now.
+
+Coder turns a knob and there's electic shocks everywhere. On all of them. There's an electric shock going up from Coders house in the sky. Humongus Explotion. BIG HUGE MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT.
+
+EXT. EARTH FROM OUTER SPACE
+
+There's a small light coming from south of Finland, Skinnarby actually. It gorws and suddnly BLAM BANG! I's a huge Light leading into space. We see the nuclear warheads flying. they start buzzin.
+
+INT. KERNEL OFFICE
+
+KERNEL
+Well it was nice knwing you Agent. Now if you dont mind I'd rather be alone these last minutes of my life.
+
+Elecric buzzing sound. THere's lightning from all the outlets and all machines blows up. Special Agent goes out of the office.
+
+Pople wake up from the euro neuro link and everybody everyhwere say this
+
+EVERYBODY
+sup?
+
+Some people drag on it.
+
+INT. CODERS HOME
MADBAKER
Please turn that godam thing off now!
-Coder shuts it without even doingg anything. It just go of and everything is bac normal. No buzzin no where.
+Coder shuts it without even doingg anything. He knows he already saved the world. It just go of and everything is bac normal. No buzzin no where.
CODER
Preeetty neat eh?
@@ -454,6 +672,14 @@ There we go. Press on. It'll work.
Coder put coupple of tools away in his morning coat. Madbaker put on his soundsystem and it works. MUSIC.
+MADBAKER
+FAntastic maan! Let's tune it up!
+
+He tunes up the soundsystem of his to the degree that it oversaturates and sounds like shit.
+
+MADBAKER
+Thanks a loot buddy!
+
EXT. CODER YARD
Rasta and Madbaker go from Coedr Yard. Grab window Hommansby Raakan style.
@@ -464,3 +690,5 @@ Thanks for helping with my soundsystem.
RASTA
njaaaaeeeh dont mention it!
+
+
