commit bfc478f17c889932e33d32ad97fff159d273da5c
parent fb59fd981a5af515a7f3abf843b7f09c677933d0
Author: rob <rob@tarina.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Nov 2022 10:35:24 +0200
madbaker
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2 files changed, 129 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)
diff --git a/eurolink.fountain b/eurolink.fountain
@@ -131,6 +131,129 @@ It is a Minigun waking up from its hybernation mode and raises it self pointing
The minigun turns towards Rasta.
-Scanvenger Two is freaking out. Minigun is now pointing close to Rasta. It start shooting again with loud mean bangs escalating rounds per second. SCANVENGERS head pops, Rasta ducks under Scanvenger Two's body and grabs one of his arm pulling the headless body over his back. MINIGUN shoots rounds in the headless torso, Rasta takes cover from what's left of the body and keeps running. Scanvenger Two's arm blows off. His ass blows off. MINIGUN keeps minigunning. Rasta moving more quickly towards the building corner. The last limb blows of off Scanvenger Two who looks like a big piece of minced meat. Rasta takes cover from the factory corner and throws the piece of bloody meat on the ground as the minigun still shooting at it making the piece dissapear.
+Scanvenger Two is freaking out. Minigun is now pointing close to Rasta. It start shooting again with loud mean bangs escalating rounds per second. SCANVENGERS head pops, Rasta ducks under Scanvenger Two's body and grabs one of his arm pulling the headless body over his back. MINIGUN shoots rounds in the headless torso, Rasta takes cover from what's left of the body and keeps running. Scanvenger Two's arm blows off. His ass blows off. MINIGUN keeps minigunning. Rasta moving more quickly away from the building.
+
+MADBAKER, on his way to bakery. He got to accept the situation, it is what it is. He get his hands on some of those Eurocoins, which is nice, then he can get some of those hard to get things. He dont love doing it, but you get to see later, he is also our inside man to Eurolink.
+
+He put on the car sound system. Electric buzzing sounds, something blows up back in the red van. Smoke then some fire. Madbaker hits the car casette player.
+
+MADBAKER
+Awww.. maan.
+
+He hits the casette player again.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Back in the van. There is more smoke and fire. Electric buzzing, the sound system turns on. Lights on. REALLY LOUD MUSIC
+
+MADBAKER
+Awww.. maan.
+
+He hits the casette player again.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Back in the van. There is more smoke and fire. Electric buzzing, the sound system turns on. Lights on. REALLY LOUD MUSIC start playing with a bang. Speakers pumpin. Speakers pumpin. Madbaker is grooving to the music. He notice something is smelling very bad. CUT TO back of the van, speakers are on fire. Madbaker is absolutely terified cuz his speakers are burning.
+
+VILLE
+You don't dare doing it.
+
+EGGE
+Oh, yeah.
+
+VILLE and EGGE, 8 year old kids. They've built a big ramp. Egge is supposed to take full speed down hill, cross a road and then make a jump.
+
+VILLE
+Yeah right, you dont dare doing it.
+
+Egge is looking away from the down hill.
+
+VILLE
+You're a pussy, you're a pussy.
+
+Egge gathers himself and jumps on the bike and goes downhill fast.
+
+PAN TO:
+
+Madbakers van approching where Egge is going to cross the road. Close up Egge determined to cross the road. Just looking straight. Ville notices Madbakers van.
+
+VILLE
+oh, shit!!
+
+Egge still determined to cross the road.
+
+VILLE
+stop!! stop! Maaad Baker! (O.S.)
+
+Madbaker still looking terrified about the burning speakers back in the van.He don't look at where he is driving. He just worry about his speakers.
+
+Madbakers van approching the spot where Egge is going to cross the road. Egge is just lookin straight at the ramp on the other side of the road. He just thinks about what kind of a trick he'll make in the air.
+
+EGGE (V.O.)
+hmm.. what kinda trick should I make? there's gonna be alot of air time with this much speed. hmm.. mayb I could try to do a baackfliiip..
+
+Egge sees the van. They gonna hit for shure.
+
+Cut to:
+
+MADBAKER
+Hey, I got a fire exthingi... sure! And I know where it it! It's right here.I knew this thing would come in handy.
+
+He turns around and takes a small fire exthinguiser from the locker on the passanger seat.
+
+The boy on the bicycle sees the van. He stops in the middle of the road. It is certain road kill. CLOSE UP Egge closes his eyes.
+
+Madbaker accidentaly turns the wheels with one of his legs. He sits down on the stearingwheel to get the fireextinguiser from passanger locker. We hear this nice small rubber burn sound. Very short and sharp. Two of those sounds. CLOSE UP wheels turning to left from ahead.
+
+The boy is now standing still with his bicycle in the middle of the street and looking at the van which is really about now to hit him but then turns very sharp to the left and then sharp to the right making nice rubber burn sounds. Egge opens up his eyes. He is relivead as fuck. He was about to die but didn't. Madbaker is back on the street going somewhat straight.
+
+Madbaker is still turning the wheels a little while he extinguises the fire with the small extinguiser. While everything is going on the music just keeps playing from the speakers. Loud and a little over exposed. Madbaker succeeds turning of the fire and calmly turns around and continue driving, where? to the bakery I guess?
+
+The boy is standing looking on the back of the red van, Theres a big sign of the horns hand printed on one of the window doors and "Eat my bread or Die!" text on the other window. The boy is relieved. He takes a big sighs.
+
+EGGE (V.O)
+fuck it, I'll do that backflip anyway.
+
+He takes three steps to gain some speed for the ramp. CUT TO:
+
+Egge does a backflip of of the goddamn ramp. And lands with a faceplant in the swamplands.
+
+EXT. TOWN LOVISA
+
+Madbakers van going over and under the bridge.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker parks his van at the bakery. The speakers are so FUCKING loud and overexposed that he cant hear the minigun minigunning on the dead no limb torso in the front of the bakery. Madbakers goes into the bakery from the back. Leaves the music on playing. He loads a couple of huge rye flour bags of of the van on to a small loader.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+He pushes it into bakery. He turns light on in the bakery. There's a soundsystem intalled on top of an oven? or something. Something blows up. Electic shocks somewhere. A song start playing loudly from the middle. The speakers are wildly vibrating. There's a little fire again on the soundsystem.
+
+Madbaker pushes the little loader with bags of rye to the dough maker. He looks at his almost ready made dough and starts adding rye flour from bag. Behind him in the window we see the minigun that is still shooting at a little piece of minced meat that rasta is hodling on to.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+The last limb blows of off Scanvenger Two.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+Madbaker start making the dough. Adding some salt. Turning it around. Testing it. A little more flour. No, some more.
+
+MADBAKER
+hmm.. mmnjaa.. yeah.
+
+CUT TO:
+Scavenger Two who looks like a big piece of minced meat by now. Rasta is standing in an open place. There is no where to take cover once the little piece of minced meat is gone. Minigun is however shooting a bit less.
+
+Close up on minigun. There's a screen saying, "minigun overheating, using stealth sniper mode. Minigun done overheating in 3, 2, 1".
+
+Minigun is now in full mode. Again that swirling up sound that all miniguns have and lots of that cool Commando sound.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+
+
+
+
+ takes cover from the factory corner and throws the piece of bloody meat on the ground as the minigun still shooting at it making the piece dissapear.
diff --git a/mountmusic.sh b/mountmusic.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+
+mkdir djsmellsfunny
+sshfs -f -p 18888 tarina@tarina.org:/media/robinsfirma/djsmellsfunny djsmellsfunny/
+umount djsmellsfunny
+rm -r djsmellsfunny
