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Author: rob <rob@tarina.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Nov 2022 22:48:28 +0200
yeah man
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THE CODER
a rastabrew production
in association with
-Bra Brö
Permanent Culture International
Robins Trägård, Skinnarby, FIN
-Rockman Brothers
-a Film by
+a Rockman Brothers movie
+story by
Beckmen Brothers
-dedicated to All Free Software, Free Hardware, Free Speech, Free Thinking movements, big respect and much love!
--Robin Bäckman, Tarina maker
+written and directed by Rob
+dedicated to All Free Software, Free Hardware, Free Speech, Free Thinkers, big respect and much love!
"The Best Way To Stop it is To Do Better Brainwashing"
+-Coder
EXT. CODERs Yard
-A sound best described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space crafty. Rotating Earthy. That's right, rotating earthy, you nailed it!
+Coders House from a distance. We see his yard is looking nice and good. Alot of green things. Nice. Butterflies and Bees just got in the picture. It's about midday. A little past four probably. A sound best described as millions of computers talking. Changing frequencies. Low humming. Space crafty. Rotating Earthy. That's right, rotating earthy, you nailed it!
-Closeup on mud and huge mushroom sprucing up from dead wood on the ground, CODERs feet comes into picture as his feet gets muddy. We see a red shed, CODER walks along one of the walls with just a morning coat and a mug in one hand and a bucket in the other. He throws food scraps from the bucket on ground and puts the bucket away hanging on a rusty nail. He opens a hidden door on the side and gets in. He lifts a hanging carpet which reveal a window underneat. He opens the window and the chicken run out. Here comes the Arrr, the most pirate of pirate Cock of a chicken there is. CODER sits down on a chair and sips his drink, the chicken are looking at him and then continue eating scraps of potatoes and beetroot and whatnot while the space computer earth sound fades. CODER gets up and closes the hidden door and takes the bucket with him as he walk in the mud where he came from.
+This sound actually blends in with the bees quite a bit.
+
+Closeup on mud and huge mushroom sprucing up from dead wood on the ground, CODERS feet comes into picture as his feet gets muddy. We see a red shed, he walks along one of the walls with just a morning coat and a mug in one hand and a bucket in the other. He throws food scraps from the bucket on ground and puts the bucket away hanging on a rusty nail. He opens a hidden door on the side and gets in. He lifts a hanging carpet which reveal a window underneat. He opens the window and the chicken run out, neat!. Here comes the Arrr, the most pirate of pirate Cock of a chicken there is. CODER sits down on a chair and sips his drink, the chicken are looking at him and then continue eating scraps of potatoes and beetroot and whatnot while the space computer earth sound fades. He picks up a Tuba or a big instrument. The Chicken know, they better get in. He blows the tuba. All Chicken are inside. CODER gets up, puts tuba somwhere and closes the hidden door and takes the bucket with him as he walk in the mud where he came from.
EXT. CODERs House
@@ -25,20 +27,19 @@ The sound gets louder as we see CODERS small country side house in a big picture
INT. CODERs House
-Coder opens the door, a black cat runs in before him. He walks past a bunch of chili plants, there's Aphids on some of the leaves and stems. Close up on a Ladybug larvae eating an Aphid bug alive. He walks to the kitchen and fills up his mug with more from a red teapot. He throws the bucket on the floor.
+Coder opens the door, a black cat runs in before him. He walks past a bunch of chili plants, there's Aphids on some of the leaves and stems. Close up on a Ladybug larvae eating an Aphid bug alive. CLOSE UP on motherfaakin Lady Bugs. They Aswesome. Coder walk to the kitchen and fills up his mug with more from a red teapot. There's a bunch of spiders in the celling. Close up on spider. He throws the bucket on the floor. Coder sips some of that Whatever-Is-In-His-TeaPot-Pot beverage.
-The sound gets louder. We see a spectrogram of the sound in a monitor. CODER puts on headphones and we see his face. Young man in his 30's. No hair, clean shaved. He turns a few nobs as the sound gets clearer and louder. Adjusting the high frequencies. We see CODERS face as we hear him typing on a keyboard. We hear another sound which CODER then tunes to the first one and the both sounds start playing melodies in the fifths. CODER listens for a while and puts headphones away then turns a big knob and the sound gets louder. CODER gets away from the spectrogram monitor.
+The sound gets louder. We see a spectrogram of the sound in a monitor. CODER puts on headphones and we see his face, first time. Young man in his 30's. No hair, clean shaved. He turns a few nobs as the sound gets clearer and louder. Adjusting the high frequencies. We see Coders face as we hear him typing on a keyboard. We hear another sound which Coder then tunes to the first one and the both sounds start playing melodies in the fifths. What The Fuck!? CODER listens for a while and puts headphones away then turns a big knob and the sound gets louder. CODER gets away from the spectrogram monitor.
CODER sits down at his main computer. It's right next to a huge round fireplace. We can hear the fire cracking. CODERS presses the keyboard and the computer wakes up.
EXT. - INT. CODERS HOUsE
-Zooming out on CODER while he is writing code on the computer.
-
+Zooming out on CODER to oustside, nice weather man. Coder is just focused on the screen. We zoom out more. Really beautiful evening weather (I bet it's 0420pm. has to be). Birds fly by. Singing. A fucking mose walks past just outside the window, next to where Coder sits. It stopped. Now it has somekind of grunting sound. Coder still glued to monitor. More birds fly by the window. A freaking gorilla. Jeesh. His really in there. writing code on the computer.
EXT. ROAD SOLDASBACKÅN
-(Lion King music) The sun is setting. About 0420pm Skinnarby Time. High Hummungus Trees. 127 degree turn up on tree stem from as low as possible. Get some roots in there. Focus big hummungus Trees. En lo, en älg, ene björn , finska fåglar, fin natur så satan. A small country side road hill from forrest to big open fields. Sun is shining right through the threes. Yellow and Green. We hear dirt gravling. A bicycle drives right above us on our right side. It is RASTA. A guy on a mommon pyörä doing "the hill ride", Laid Back Style. On the backseat with no hands. Riding on from the forrest to the open fields.
+(Lion King music) The sun is setting. About 0420pm Skinnarby Time. High Hummungus Trees. 127 degree turn up on tree stem from as low as possible. Get some roots in there. Focus big hummungus Trees. A Lynx cleaning it's tail on a big rock. A moose, big horns. Yeah dude, horns man. Horns. A Bear, Birds, Golden Yellow Golden Green Woods. A small country side road hill from forrest to big open fields. Sun is shining right through the threes. Yellow and Green. We hear dirt gravling. A bicycle drives right above us on our right side. It is HOODIE. A guy on a mommon pyörä doing "the hill ride", Laid Back Style. On the backseat with no hands. Riding on from the forrest to the open fields.
EXT. / INT. CODERS HOUSE
@@ -49,7 +50,7 @@ There's no power outtage still, the script is still running. The big fireplace i
EXT. ROAD
-Small country side road. Rasta on his way towards a town. Light pollution in the sky. He rides off-road in the forest and then trough a thick wall of spruce threes (Like Batman riding in to his cave). He is going downhill now in that thick spruce woods and climbs up on the bike and jumps off, the bike goes between two rocks perfectly parking there. Rasta lands on another huge rock. He takes three steps and jumps off the rock and takes his longboard from his back and lands on the road leading into town with a road leading towards a big church with a snidut kors.
+Small country side road. Hoodie on his way towards a town. Light pollution in the sky. He rides off-road in the forest and then trough a thick wall of spruce threes (Like Batman riding in to his cave). He is going downhill now in that thick spruce woods and climbs up on the bike and jumps off, the bike goes between two rocks perfectly parking there. Hoodie lands on another huge rock. He takes three steps and jumps off the rock and takes his longboard from his back and lands on the road leading into town with a road leading towards a big church with a snidut kors.
In town he then goes on throwing something into postboxes and secret hideouts as he gets a return in Eurocoins from these places, example a doll, or a pot inside a pot.
@@ -57,7 +58,7 @@ Then later he goes to the bakery to get some fresh baked bread with these coins.
INT. CODER
-He is sitting and coding, lights coming from his little room. The Electric box is shaking, the sound is making everything shake. It is going underground, the roots come out from the ground. Lighting is happening under the grounds like mycelium network. Close-up on a rising roots coming from a crack. Close ups electric poles, light poles. Everything seems to be somehow connected to the frequency.
+He is sitting and coding, lights coming from his little room. The Electric box is shaking, the sound is making everything shake. It is going underground, the roots come out from the ground. Lighting is happening under the grounds like mycelium network. Close-up on a rising roots coming from a crack. Close ups electric poles, light poles buzzing wierdly. Some cracking and poppin. Everything seems to be somehow connected to the frequency in a bad way.
WORLD NEWS
What happens when we run out of oil?
@@ -124,11 +125,9 @@ EXT. CODER hacking wirepole
He climbs up radiotowers // wirepole to install raspberry pi antenna to shoot wifi Internet to his buddies. While he talks about lady bugs, borax and ants, aphids.
-BREAD-FACTORY
-
EXT. BAKERY
-Rasta goes to the factory to get bread. The bakery has bars on the windows making it look like a jail. A big neon sign "Fresh Baked Bread" on the roof of the factory, with only the words "sh Baked B" lit. Under that a another sign "Euro-Bread-o-Mat". Rasta walks to the bread-o-mat that looks like a simple vending machine. There's a sign "Eurocoins only" with an "Insert Coin Here" sign and a arrow to a coin slot. He puts a couple of coins in the slot.
+Hoodie goes to the factory to get bread. The bakery has bars on the windows making it look like a jail. A big neon sign "Fresh Baked Bread" on the roof of the factory, with only the words "sh Baked B" lit. Under that a another sign "Euro-Bread-o-Mat". Hoodie walks to the bread-o-mat that looks like a simple vending machine. There's a sign "Eurocoins only" with an "Insert Coin Here" sign and a arrow to a coin slot. He puts a couple of coins in the slot.
Inside Bread-o-mat. There're rods with jengor which the breads are hanging upon. One of the rods start turning and a bread fall down. We can see that many breads are moldy inside the machine.
@@ -136,34 +135,34 @@ The bread falls down into a little metallic pocket out on the wall. It's so dry
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-SCANVENGER ONE and TWO raise up from their hiding place in woods close to the factory. They see Rasta gathering all the bread pieces from the Bread-o-mat.
+SCANVENGER ONE and TWO raise up from their hiding place in woods close to the factory. They see Hoodie gathering all the bread pieces from the Bread-o-mat.
CUT TO:
-Rasta gathers the pieces and eats them together with a voinappi. He then puts the bread in his pocket and starts walking with his mouth full of bread and butter.
+Hoodie gathers the pieces and eats them together with a voinappi. He then puts the bread in his pocket and starts walking with his mouth full of bread and butter.
SCANVENGER ONE (O.S.)
U know what we want! get down. Down on your knees buddy.
-Points a gun at Rasta. Rasta turns his head toward Scanvenger One.
+Points a gun at Hoodie. Hoodie turns his head toward Scanvenger One.
SCANVENGER ONE
That's right, get down asshole
-RASTA
+HOODIE
Sighs.(like Big Lez from Big Lez Show)
-Rasta hear a sound from behind, he turns to see. Scanvenger Two approaches from behind with a grunting sound and a pointing knife. Rasta looks at him then turns and look at Scanvenger One.
+Hoodie hear a sound from behind, he turns to see. Scanvenger Two approaches from behind with a grunting sound and a pointing knife. Hoodie looks at him then turns and look at Scanvenger One.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
Sighs.(again, like Big)
SCANVENGER 1
You get three seconds to get down buddy, one, two, three. Now you die.
-Rasta looks at SCANVENGER 1. SCANVENGER 1 looks at Rasta.
+Hoodie looks at SCANVENGER 1. SCANVENGER 1 looks at Hoodie.
-Scanvenger One shoots. Rasta takes out his samurai sword from his back and hits the bullet. A sharp kling sound and a very loud ricochete swirling sound. The bullet hits a huge metallic thing at the factory wall roof corner. It looks like it got many pipes pointing vertically, there is a sign "AUTOMATIC INTRUDER DEFENDER" on the wall near the thing. The bullet makes a ricochet sound.
+Scanvenger One shoots. Hoodie takes out his samurai sword from his back and hits the bullet. A sharp kling sound and a very loud ricochete swirling sound. The bullet hits a huge metallic thing at the factory wall roof corner. It looks like it got many pipes pointing vertically, there is a sign "AUTOMATIC INTRUDER DEFENDER" on the wall near the thing. The bullet makes a ricochet sound.
SCANVENGER ONE
What the...
@@ -186,9 +185,9 @@ Scanvenger One CLOSE UP ZOOM. His eyes are huge from fear. He looks at the the b
It is a Minigun waking up from its hybernation mode and raises it self pointing at Scanvenger One. There is a camera that is moving around seeking targets and a red light blinking. A screene saying 'Target locked'. The Minigun starts spinning with a loud escalating sound and shots Scanvenger One into pieces. Bullet sounds big as from Commando. The Minigun then continues to search for more targets and quickly finds another and blows the old lady into pieces.
-The minigun turns towards Rasta.
+The minigun turns towards Hoodie.
-Scanvenger Two is freaking out. Minigun is now pointing close to Rasta. It start shooting again with loud mean bangs escalating rounds per second. SCANVENGERS head pops, Rasta ducks under Scanvenger Two's body and grabs one of his arm pulling the headless body over his back. MINIGUN shoots rounds in the headless torso, Rasta takes cover from what's left of the body and keeps running. Scanvenger Two's arm blows off. His ass blows off. MINIGUN keeps minigunning. Rasta moving more quickly away from the building.
+Scanvenger Two is freaking out. Minigun is now pointing close to Hoodie. It start shooting again with loud mean bangs escalating rounds per second. SCANVENGERS head pops, Hoodie ducks under Scanvenger Two's body and grabs one of his arm pulling the headless body over his back. MINIGUN shoots rounds in the headless torso, Hoodie takes cover from what's left of the body and keeps running. Scanvenger Two's arm blows off. His ass blows off. MINIGUN keeps minigunning. Hoodie moving more quickly away from the building.
MADBAKER, on his way to bakery. He got to accept the situation, it is what it is. He get his hands on some of those Eurocoins, which is nice, then he can get some of those hard to get things. He dont love doing it, but you get to see later, he is also our inside man to Eurolink.
@@ -281,7 +280,7 @@ Madbakers van going over and under the bridge. MUSIC
EXT. BAKERY
-Madbaker parks his van at the bakery. The speakers are so FUCKING loud and overexposed that he cant hear the minigun minigunning on the dead no limb torso in the front of the bakery. Madbakers goes into the bakery from the back. Leaves the music on playing. He loads a couple of huge rye flour bags of of the van on to a small loader. While the Minigunning keeps doing what it does. Rasta dancing.
+Madbaker parks his van at the bakery. The speakers are so FUCKING loud and overexposed that he cant hear the minigun minigunning on the dead no limb torso in the front of the bakery. Madbakers goes into the bakery from the back. Leaves the music on playing. He loads a couple of huge rye flour bags of of the van on to a small loader. While the Minigunning keeps doing what it does. Hoodie dancing.
INT. BAKERY
@@ -290,16 +289,16 @@ He pushes it into bakery. He turns light on in the bakery. There's a soundsystem
Madbaker pushes the little loader with bags of rye to the dough maker. He looks at his almost ready made dough and starts adding rye flour from bag. Behind him in the window we see the minigun that is still shooting at a little piece of minced meat that rasta is hodling on to while dancing.
EXT. BAKERY
-The last limb blows of off Scanvenger Two. Rasta sees Madbaker and tries to get his attention. The Minigun is overheating and goes to sniper mode.
+The last limb blows of off Scanvenger Two. Hoodie sees Madbaker and tries to get his attention. The Minigun is overheating and goes to sniper mode.
INT. BAKERY
-Madbaker start making the dough. Adding some salt. Turning it around. Testing it. A little more flour. No, some more. Rasta in the back window, trying to get Madbakers attention. There's a button on the wall near Madbaker which say "TURN OFF ADS" with ADS crossed over with a textmarker then there's written "MINIGUN".
+Madbaker start making the dough. Adding some salt. Turning it around. Testing it. A little more flour. No, some more. Hoodie in the back window, trying to get Madbakers attention. There's a button on the wall near Madbaker which say "TURN OFF ADS" with ADS crossed over with a textmarker then there's written "MINIGUN".
MADBAKER
hmm.. mmnjaa.. yeah.
EXT. BAKERY
-Scavenger Two who looks like a big piece of minced meat by now. Rasta is standing in an open place. There is no where to take cover once the little piece of minced meat is gone. Minigun is however shooting a bit less.
+Scavenger Two who looks like a big piece of minced meat by now. Hoodie is standing in an open place. There is no where to take cover once the little piece of minced meat is gone. Minigun is however shooting a bit less.
Close up on minigun. There's a screen saying, "minigun overheating, using stealth sniper mode. Minigun done overheating in 3, 2, 1".
@@ -308,7 +307,7 @@ Minigun is now in full mode. Again that swirling up sound that all miniguns love
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INT. BAKERY
-Madbaker is now puting pieces of dough on the scale to measure them. We see Rasta trying to take cover in the window. Blood is flying all over the place.
+Madbaker is now puting pieces of dough on the scale to measure them. We see Hoodie trying to take cover in the window. Blood is flying all over the place.
MADBAKER
aj fan.
@@ -317,48 +316,48 @@ Madbaker throws another piece of dough on the scale.
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-Rasta throws the almost done piece of minced meat on the ground. Minigun makes it disappear by shooting.
+Hoodie throws the almost done piece of minced meat on the ground. Minigun makes it disappear by shooting.
-CLOSE UP zoom on minigun pointing at Rasta. CLOSE UP ZOOM on Rasta. He dont know what to do. He tries to stand still. He is not that good at that.
+CLOSE UP zoom on minigun pointing at Hoodie. CLOSE UP ZOOM on Hoodie. He dont know what to do. He tries to stand still. He is not that good at that.
CUT TO:
Madbaker is now putting dough on owen plates and presses them with a tool slicing a hole in the breads.
-We see how the Minigun Automatic Intruder Defender sees the world. It is pixlated and objects have guesses around them of what computer has guessed it is. Some things are just plain wrong. It is trying to identifie Rasta. There's a box around him. And a text "identifing unidentified_420.obj..." Now thrers a text and sound.
+We see how the Minigun Automatic Intruder Defender sees the world. It is pixlated and objects have guesses around them of what computer has guessed it is. Some things are just plain wrong. It is trying to identifie Hoodie. There's a box around him. And a text "identifing unidentified_420.obj..." Now thrers a text and sound.
CUT TO:
-Rastas face. His eyes shut. He opens up one carefully.
+Hoodies face. His eyes shut. He opens up one carefully.
CUT TO:
Minigun systems still searching.
CUT TO:
-Rasta looking for a cover.
+Hoodie looking for a cover.
CUT TO:
-"Identified!". There's a green box on Rasta and it says "Aurora Ruderalis. Plant Object". There's also a red text blinking "System Activated". "System still Activated", "System deactiated". Everything becomes green and nice.
+"Identified!". There's a green box on Hoodie and it says "Aurora Ruderalis. Plant Object". There's also a red text blinking "System Activated". "System still Activated", "System deactiated". Everything becomes green and nice.
The minigun goes back into hybernation mode.
-Rasta takes another piece of dry bread from his pocket. Hears Madbakers music.
+Hoodie takes another piece of dry bread from his pocket. Hears Madbakers music.
CUT TO:
-Madbaker putting bread in the owen. He sees that there's a small hole in one of the windows. He gets teriffied like when his speaker got on fire. He stops the music. Walks to the window. What the hell is going on? already two times something today. Close up on burning speakers up on this owen thing. Madbaker looks in the hole and sees Rasta standing there outside. Rasta looks as little as the hole, he is chewing this piece of bread.
+Madbaker putting bread in the owen. He sees that there's a small hole in one of the windows. He gets teriffied like when his speaker got on fire. He stops the music. Walks to the window. What the hell is going on? already two times something today. Close up on burning speakers up on this owen thing. Madbaker looks in the hole and sees Hoodie standing there outside. Hoodie looks as little as the hole, he is chewing this piece of bread.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
Whats up man?
MADBAKER
It's a wierd day. My speakers started burning in my car. I was lucky I had this small fire extinguiser in my car man. I get to bakery man and some one drilled a hole in my bkery window? what is goin on?
-RASTA
+HOODIE
pfff! its a bullet hole man
MADBAKER
whaat? really? (not beleiving)
-Madbakers speaker cars still playing that same song blows up. Both Madbaker and Rasta ducks. There's alot of smoke from Madbakers car. Madbaker and Rasta looking around as if they heard a gunshot. Rasta notices that the Bakery sound system is on fire.
+Madbakers speaker cars still playing that same song blows up. Both Madbaker and Hoodie ducks. There's alot of smoke from Madbakers car. Madbaker and Hoodie looking around as if they heard a gunshot. Hoodie notices that the Bakery sound system is on fire.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
yeah, hey looks like your speakers are burning again man
Madbaker turns around. Gets totally terrified again.
@@ -371,9 +370,9 @@ He gets another extinguiser and puts the speakers out.
MADBAKER
What the fuck is going on?
-Rasta is suddenly in the bakery. He takes a wagon with perfect baked and perfectly grilled bread out of the owen.
+Hoodie is suddenly in the bakery. He takes a wagon with perfect baked and perfectly grilled bread out of the owen.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
Hey man, I think these are perfect man. mm.. really smelling good maan!
@@ -384,9 +383,9 @@ Madbaker is trying to get his car speaker system on again. His trying the good o
MADBAKER
Aaww maan, no sound from my speakers.
-Rasta looks back in the van at the burnt speakers with extinguiser foam all over. Everywhere. There's still some buzzing and humming. Electric sparks go of again.
+Hoodie looks back in the van at the burnt speakers with extinguiser foam all over. Everywhere. There's still some buzzing and humming. Electric sparks go of again.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
Hey man, thanks for giving me a lift back. You know these Scanvenger guys, I dont like them. Some are completly nuts man. One tried to kill me over some of your dry bread man. Seriously that is not ok. Did u hear about the simpson family. i mean that is crazy shit dont u think
Madbaker still trying to fix the soundsystem.
@@ -394,36 +393,36 @@ Madbaker still trying to fix the soundsystem.
MADBAKER
It the chip that makes everybody go nuts. Eurolink. Believe me. They even got my darling, my sweet beloved darling.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
I know a guy who can help with your speaker. Just stop here, I show you man.
-Rasta jumps outta the van. Goes into the bush.
+Hoodie jumps outta the van. Goes into the bush.
-EXT. RASTAS BATCAVE
-Rasta climbs a humongus rock with 5 steps. He whisles. A bird flies away makin a stick which holds Rastas bike from moving make it move forward between the rocks.
+EXT. HOODIES BATCAVE
+Hoodie climbs a humongus rock with 5 steps. He whisles. A bird flies away makin a stick which holds Hoodies bike from moving make it move forward between the rocks.
-The bicycle has moved to the other side of the rock and keep moing as Rasta jumps off the rock on the bicycle and bicycles away. He comes back to the road.
+The bicycle has moved to the other side of the rock and keep moing as Hoodie jumps off the rock on the bicycle and bicycles away. He comes back to the road.
EXT. PAAVALSBY
-Rasta followed by Madbaker is now on the country side. Rasta riding the bike in a hill with threes on both sides with Madbaker following behind. Humongus trees making it look like a tunnel. A small bridge. Railroad. Horses. Lots of things along the way. Country side looking awesome.
+Hoodie followed by Madbaker is now on the country side. Hoodie riding the bike in a hill with threes on both sides with Madbaker following behind. Humongus trees making it look like a tunnel. A small bridge. Railroad. Horses. Lots of things along the way. Country side looking awesome.
INT. MADBAKERS VAN
-Rasta holds on to Madbakervans window and takes momentum from van so he dont need to do nothing else to move forward.
+Hoodie holds on to Madbakervans window and takes momentum from van so he dont need to do nothing else to move forward.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
Soon there man.
-Couple of more nice flat country side shots in Hommansby. Rasta riding Madbaker cool window grab style.
+Couple of more nice flat country side shots in Hommansby. Hoodie riding Madbaker cool window grab style.
EXT. CODER GARDEN
-Rasta riding the bike in on Coders yard. We see the red shed. And Coders house. Then we see Madbakervan coming in on Corders yard from right to left. There's a sign "PERMANENT CULTURE INTERNATIONAL, SKINNARBY FIN" in the green garden and that buzzing sound. Like it be around Coder. Always that buzzin.
+Hoodie riding the bike in on Coders yard. We see the red shed. And Coders house. Then we see Madbakervan coming in on Corders yard from right to left. There's a sign "PERMANENT CULTURE INTERNATIONAL, SKINNARBY FIN" in the green garden and that buzzing sound. Like it be around Coder. Always that buzzin.
INT. CODER HOUSE.
They search Coder he isn't anywhere. Door is open they walk in, the buzzing is escalathing. They walk to his main computer it is blinking and blinking and searching but it say it will rn out of memory in 3, 2, 1. Everything around they and all the machines around them start exploding.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
Hey let's get the fuck outta here. Coder ain't here. Oh I know where he is.
MADBAKER
@@ -433,13 +432,13 @@ They run out the house.
EXT. CODERS YARD
-RASTA
+HOODIE
No man, he the only one who can say what is going on dude. I'm sure man.
MADBAKER
Wait a minute do you think, oh shit.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
Shut up man. I'm trying to think.
MADBAKER
@@ -449,10 +448,10 @@ EXT. RED SHED
They find the secret door and goes in.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
See here he is. In here.
-Rasta shuts the door.
+Hoodie shuts the door.
INT. RED SHED
@@ -461,13 +460,13 @@ They come into a small chicken house. There lot of small chiken. Close up on all
CODER
sup?
-RASTA
+HOODIE
hey, shut the window
MADBAKER
Really?
-RASTA
+HOODIE
oh this man stereo broken
CODER
@@ -482,10 +481,10 @@ See, I dunno know whats going on.
They just stand there. It expload some more.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
What that thing do?
-Rasta points at this frequancy thing that Coder was tuning on. Writing log about.
+Hoodie points at this frequancy thing that Coder was tuning on. Writing log about.
CODER
Yeah , thaaat thing, its pretty cool. Hey I better write down some loggs now i guess now is as good as ever, well it only gonna escalate from here, better write those loggs quickly now. the frequncy of today today? What day today is.. it 2 July? Jesuis! I gotta remember to call my son, it his birthday. Where's my phone? Has anybody seen my phone. I better write these logs first.
@@ -499,7 +498,7 @@ Coder is turning a big knob.
You see then I get this., when I tune to the input, we get this. listen.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
What the Fuck is going on Doc?
CODER
@@ -512,38 +511,38 @@ There's suddenly this on coders main machine screen. Like a history channel news
A RANDOM GUY READING THE NEWS
Evel Company has a bug and Evel Knivel Hans Lillehammer makes the worst stupidest thing you can do to imagine, he makes a game that look very real but in this game you acctualy controlling other human beeings in the Evel Link, Neurolin I meen Eurolink, it's been some years since the real Elon died, who was the guy behind NeuroLink, a big success back then but. You all know what's been the word on the street. No one think he the same guy anymore. I meen he, he cant be. ok. I dont think he even human beein for crying out loud. He robot. Thats right, I dont know how they do it. But their good, I meen really crazy shit ass good.
-It was a feature Evel COmbany and EuroLink been developing for years but not yet released to the public do to still some bug fixes like you feel dizzy after you do it. The most stupidiest and evelest man got his hands on it and released it as a goddam virus, it got everywhere. Can you imagine, that's why we have to talk about Hoodie and Rasta, and Madbaker. And Coder. You know what they did. Without theem we'd be history. So I want to dedicate this to the motherfucking international groovy son of a bitch voodoo ass tities pussy dick bitch gay homo nazi nigger loving dude there is, he is satan and god combnined crunshed togeter to a normal human being. like so. btw. Dont believe in any of that shit or in any of this shit for that matter. Tha'd why we need to focus on these guys, what they did was sort of completely extordinary.
+It was a feature Evel COmbany and EuroLink been developing for years but not yet released to the public do to still some bug fixes like you feel dizzy after you do it. The most stupidiest and evelest man got his hands on it and released it as a goddam virus, it got everywhere. Can you imagine, that's why we have to talk about Hoodie and Hoodie, and Madbaker. And Coder. You know what they did. Without theem we'd be history. So I want to dedicate this to the motherfucking international groovy son of a bitch voodoo ass tities pussy dick bitch gay homo nazi nigger loving dude there is, he is satan and god combnined crunshed togeter to a normal human being. like so. btw. Dont believe in any of that shit or in any of this shit for that matter. Tha'd why we need to focus on these guys, what they did was sort of completely extordinary.
Bang!
HOODIE
Ouw maan why you hitting me.
-RASTA
+CODER
Tone it down maan.
HOODIE
Fuck you man.
-RASTA
+CODER
(sighns Big Lez style) u didnt have to say all those dick pussy nigga words.
HOODIE
-Listen Rastaman.
+Listen Hoodieman.
-RASTA
+CODER
Wha? you talking to me?
HOODIE
Coder got this man. Coder got this.
-RASTA
+CODER
I always knew Coder got it. I meen Coder got it, he gets it. Ya.
HOODIE
We just worry about a new soundsystem man, then we'll be a'aight.
-RASTA
+CODER
I guess so maan, I guess so.
A RANDOM GUY READING THE NEWS
@@ -762,17 +761,17 @@ MADBAKER
Thanks a loot buddy!
EXT. CODER YARD
-Rasta and Madbaker go from Coedr Yard. Grab window Hommansby Raakan style.
+Hoodie and Madbaker go from Coedr Yard. Grab window Hommansby Raakan style.
-EXT. RASTAS PLACE
+EXT. HOODIES PLACE
MADBAKER
Thanks for helping with my soundsystem.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
njaaaaeeeh dont mention it buddy. See you man. I see you.
-Madbaker drives away from Rastas place. End Music. Or, er, what would seem like it. Crane shot. Madbaker drives away. Rasta goes to his place. It's not end credits music it some kind of american car. Driving, now past the screen. Oh the music is from that cars soundsystem as it fades away as the car drives furhter and further away. Now there's another good song. This one probably the end credits. NOpe, it's another american car. WTF. another aand another. It sound like a mixtape with humongus amount of american cars. Now there's these bikers. Now all we hear is them gasing away, same way Madbaker went. WTF!? ...did this just get into an american car show thing? fucking wierd movie.
+Madbaker drives away from Hoodies place. End Music. Or, er, what would seem like it. Crane shot. Madbaker drives away. Hoodie goes to his place. It's not end credits music it some kind of american car. Driving, now past the screen. Oh the music is from that cars soundsystem as it fades away as the car drives furhter and further away. Now there's another good song. This one probably the end credits. NOpe, it's another american car. WTF. another aand another. It sound like a mixtape with humongus amount of american cars. Now there's these bikers. Now all we hear is them gasing away, same way Madbaker went. WTF!? ...did this just get into an american car show thing? fucking wierd movie.
THere's this electic buzzing again in the sky. Something is buzzing again. Oh no. It's that sound again. Now, even worse. Like a motherfakin plane, no, worse, mortar, no shit, I remember. It's that nuclear warhead coming d.
@@ -784,9 +783,9 @@ Everybody saw when it happen, there just so happen to be an american car show th
EXT. WARHEAD LANDING PLACE
-Some months later. Rasta, Coder and Madbaker standing at the warhead landing place on the field.
+Some months later. Hoodie, Coder and Madbaker standing at the warhead landing place on the field.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
Now when I think about it it's that same sound as that boy doing that backflippin with his bike. Landin in the swamps. Facepalm. SMACK!
MADBAKER
@@ -795,13 +794,13 @@ Yeah! Same sound. Same sound.
CODER
Oh, boy.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
What
CODER
That boy got famous for that backflip facepalm.
-RASTA
+HOODIE
You bet, you bet.
The END
@@ -811,7 +810,7 @@ The boy has grown up. We get to see his most viral backflip faceplant smack down
Credits run as we see face swamp planting from everybody in the movie. And maybe everyone from behind the camera.
A Rockman Brothers Production
-A Rastabrew film
+A Hoodiebrew film
Picture of Sheeta Rasta Chick.
Picture of Pirate Cock The Real Jack Sparrow.
A Beckman Brothers movie
