commit 7fb60737958b35e5efcf5e0abe70569adbfce05a
parent 7394469ae9b7712fce26eca8abf0a0805e42dfba
Author: rob <rob@tarina.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Nov 2022 13:41:36 +0200
Merge branch 'master' of https://git.tarina.org/cabinfilm
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diff --git a/eurolink.fountain b/eurolink.fountain
@@ -74,7 +74,7 @@ BREAD-FACTORY
EXT. BAKERY
-Rasta goes to the factory to get bread. The bakery has bars on the windows making it look like a jail. A big neon sign "Fresh Baked Bread" on the roof of the factory, with only the words "sh Baked B" lit. Under that a sign another "Euro-Bread-o-Mat" sign. Rasta walks to the bread-o-mat that looks like a simple vending machine. There's a sign "Eurocoins Only" with an "Insert Coin Here" sign and a arrow to the coinslot. He puts a couple of coins in the slot.
+Rasta goes to the factory to get bread. The bakery has bars on the windows making it look like a jail. A big neon sign "Fresh Baked Bread" on the roof of the factory, with only the words "sh Baked B" lit. Under that a another sign "Euro-Bread-o-Mat". Rasta walks to the bread-o-mat that looks like a simple vending machine. There's a sign "Eurocoins only" with an "Insert Coin Here" sign and a arrow to a coin slot. He puts a couple of coins in the slot.
Inside Bread-o-mat. There're rods with jengor which the breads are hanging upon. One of the rods start turning and a bread fall down. We can see that many breads are moldy inside the machine.
@@ -134,6 +134,333 @@ It is a Minigun waking up from its hybernation mode and raises it self pointing
The minigun turns towards Rasta.
-Scanvenger Two is freaking out. Minigun is now pointing close to Rasta. It start shooting again with loud mean bangs escalating rounds per second. SCANVENGERS head pops, Rasta ducks under Scanvenger Two's body and grabs one of his arm pulling the headless body over his back. MINIGUN shoots rounds in the headless torso, Rasta takes cover from what's left of the body and keeps running. Scanvenger Two's arm blows off. His ass blows off. MINIGUN keeps minigunning. Rasta moving more quickly towards the building corner. The last limb blows of off Scanvenger Two who looks like a big piece of minced meat. Rasta takes cover from the factory corner and throws the piece of bloody meat on the ground as the minigun still shooting at it making the piece dissapear.
+Scanvenger Two is freaking out. Minigun is now pointing close to Rasta. It start shooting again with loud mean bangs escalating rounds per second. SCANVENGERS head pops, Rasta ducks under Scanvenger Two's body and grabs one of his arm pulling the headless body over his back. MINIGUN shoots rounds in the headless torso, Rasta takes cover from what's left of the body and keeps running. Scanvenger Two's arm blows off. His ass blows off. MINIGUN keeps minigunning. Rasta moving more quickly away from the building.
+MADBAKER, on his way to bakery. He got to accept the situation, it is what it is. He get his hands on some of those Eurocoins, which is nice, then he can get some of those hard to get things. He dont love doing it, but you get to see later, he is also our inside man to Eurolink.
+He put on the car sound system. Electric buzzing sounds, something blows up back in the red van. Smoke then some fire. Madbaker hits the car casette player.
+
+MADBAKER
+Awww.. maan.
+
+He hits the casette player again.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Back in the van. There is more smoke and fire. Electric buzzing, the sound system turns on. Lights on. REALLY LOUD MUSIC
+
+MADBAKER
+Awww.. maan.
+
+He hits the casette player again.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+Back in the van. There is more smoke and fire. Electric buzzing, the sound system turns on. Lights on. REALLY LOUD MUSIC start playing with a bang. Speakers pumpin. Speakers pumpin. Madbaker is grooving to the music. He notice something is smelling very bad. CUT TO back of the van, speakers are on fire. Madbaker is absolutely terified cuz his speakers are burning.
+
+VILLE
+You don't dare doing it.
+
+EGGE
+Oh, yeah.
+
+VILLE and EGGE, 8 year old kids. They've built a big ramp. Egge is supposed to take full speed down hill, cross a road and then make a jump.
+
+VILLE
+Yeah right, you dont dare doing it.
+
+Egge is looking away from the down hill.
+
+VILLE
+You're a pussy, you're a pussy.
+
+Egge gathers himself and jumps on the bike and goes downhill fast.
+
+PAN TO:
+
+Madbakers van approching where Egge is going to cross the road. Close up Egge determined to cross the road. Just looking straight. Ville notices Madbakers van.
+
+VILLE
+oh, shit!!
+
+Egge still determined to cross the road.
+
+VILLE
+stop!! stop! Maaad Baker! (O.S.)
+
+Madbaker still looking terrified about the burning speakers back in the van.He don't look at where he is driving. He just worry about his speakers.
+
+Madbakers van approching the spot where Egge is going to cross the road. Egge is just lookin straight at the ramp on the other side of the road. He just thinks about what kind of a trick he'll make in the air.
+
+EGGE (V.O.)
+hmm.. what kinda trick should I make? there's gonna be alot of air time with this much speed. hmm.. mayb I could try to do a baackfliiip..
+
+Egge sees the van. They gonna hit for shure.
+
+Cut to:
+
+MADBAKER
+Hey, I got a fire exthingi... sure! And I know where it it! It's right here.I knew this thing would come in handy.
+
+He turns around and takes a small fire exthinguiser from the locker on the passanger seat.
+
+The boy on the bicycle sees the van. He stops in the middle of the road. It is certain road kill. CLOSE UP Egge closes his eyes.
+
+Madbaker accidentaly turns the wheels with one of his legs. He sits down on the stearingwheel to get the fireextinguiser from passanger locker. We hear this nice small rubber burn sound. Very short and sharp. Two of those sounds. CLOSE UP wheels turning to left from ahead.
+
+The boy is now standing still with his bicycle in the middle of the street and looking at the van which is really about now to hit him but then turns very sharp to the left and then sharp to the right making nice rubber burn sounds. Egge opens up his eyes. He is relivead as fuck. He was about to die but didn't. Madbaker is back on the street going somewhat straight.
+
+Madbaker is still turning the wheels a little while he extinguises the fire with the small extinguiser. While everything is going on the music just keeps playing from the speakers. Loud and a little over exposed. Madbaker succeeds turning of the fire and calmly turns around and continue driving, where? to the bakery I guess?
+
+The boy is standing looking on the back of the red van, Theres a big sign of the horns hand printed on one of the window doors and "Eat my bread or Die!" text on the other window. The boy is relieved. He takes a big sighs.
+
+EGGE (V.O)
+fuck it, I'll do that backflip anyway.
+
+He takes three steps to gain some speed for the ramp. CUT TO:
+
+Egge does a backflip of of the goddamn ramp. And lands with a faceplant in the swamplands.
+
+EXT. TOWN LOVISA
+
+Madbakers van going over and under the bridge.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+
+Madbaker parks his van at the bakery. The speakers are so FUCKING loud and overexposed that he cant hear the minigun minigunning on the dead no limb torso in the front of the bakery. Madbakers goes into the bakery from the back. Leaves the music on playing. He loads a couple of huge rye flour bags of of the van on to a small loader.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+
+He pushes it into bakery. He turns light on in the bakery. There's a soundsystem intalled on top of an oven? or something. Something blows up. Electic shocks somewhere. A song start playing loudly from the middle. The speakers are wildly vibrating. There's a little fire again on the soundsystem.
+
+Madbaker pushes the little loader with bags of rye to the dough maker. He looks at his almost ready made dough and starts adding rye flour from bag. Behind him in the window we see the minigun that is still shooting at a little piece of minced meat that rasta is hodling on to.
+
+EXT. BAKERY
+The last limb blows of off Scanvenger Two.
+
+INT. BAKERY
+Madbaker start making the dough. Adding some salt. Turning it around. Testing it. A little more flour. No, some more.
+
+MADBAKER
+hmm.. mmnjaa.. yeah.
+
+CUT TO:
+Scavenger Two who looks like a big piece of minced meat by now. Rasta is standing in an open place. There is no where to take cover once the little piece of minced meat is gone. Minigun is however shooting a bit less.
+
+Close up on minigun. There's a screen saying, "minigun overheating, using stealth sniper mode. Minigun done overheating in 3, 2, 1".
+
+Minigun is now in full mode. Again that swirling up sound that all miniguns have and lots of that cool Commando sound.
+
+CUT TO:
+Madbaker is now puting pieces of dough on the scale to measure them. We see the minigun and Rasta trying to take cover in the window.
+
+MADBAKER
+aj fan.
+
+Madbaker throws another piece of dough on the scale.
+
+CUT TO:
+Rasta throws the almost done piece of minced meat on the ground. Minigun makes it disappear.
+
+CLOSE UP zoom on minigun pointing at Rasta. CLOSE UP ZOOM on Rasta. He dont know what to do. He tries to stand still. He is not that good at that.
+
+CUT TO:
+Madbaker is now putting dough on owen plates and presses them with a tool slicing a hole in the breads.
+
+We see how the Minigun Automatic Intruder Defender sees the world. It is pixlated and objects have guesses around them of what computer has guessed it is. Some things are just plain wrong. It is trying to identifie Rasta. There's a box around him. And a text "identifing unidentified_420.obj..." Now thrers a text and sound "Identified!". It says "Aurora Ruderalis. Plant Object". There's also a red text binking "System Activated". "System still Activated", "System deactiated".
+
+The minigun goes back into hybernation mode.
+
+Rasta takes another piece of dry bread. Hears Madbakers music.
+
+CUT TO:
+Madbaker putting bread in the owen. He sees that there's a small hole in one of the windows. He gets teriffied like when his speaker got on fire. He stops the music. Walks to the window. What the hell is going on? already two times something today. Close up on burning speakers up on this metallic thing. Madbaker looks in the hole and sees Rasta standing there. Chewing his dry piece of bread.
+
+RASTA
+Whats up man?
+
+MADBAKER
+It's a wierd day. My speakers started burning in my car. I was lucky I had this small fire extinguiser in my car man. I get to bakery man and some one drilled a hole in my bkery window? what is goin on?
+
+RASTA
+its a bullet hole man
+
+MADBAKER
+whaat really? (not beleiving)
+
+Madbakers speaker cars still playing that same song blows up. Both Madbaker and Rasta ducks. There's alot of smoke from Madbakers car. Madbaker and Rasta looking around as if they heard a gunshot. Rasta notices that the Bakery sound system is on fire.
+
+RASTA
+yeah, hey looks like your speakers are burning again man
+
+Madbaker turns around. Gets totally terrified again.
+
+MADBAKER
+Fuuuck, fuuuck, fuuck..
+
+He gets another extinguiser and puts the speakers out.
+
+MADBAKER
+What the fuck is going on?
+
+Rasta is suddenly in the bakery. He takes a wagon with perfect baked and perfectly grilled bread out of the owen.
+
+RASTA
+Hey man, I think these are perfect man. mm.. really smelling good maan!
+
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+Madbaker is trying to get his car speaker system on again. His trying the good old sputnik fix giving it a kick.
+
+MADBAKER
+Aaww maan, no sound from my speakers.
+
+Rasta looks back in the van at the burnt speakers with extinguiser foam all over. Everywhere. There's still some buzzing and humming. Electric sparks go of again.
+
+RASTA
+Hey man, thanks for giving me a lift back. You know these Scanvenger guys, I dont like them. Some are completly nuts man. One tried to kill me over some of your dry bread man. Seriously that is not ok. Did u hear about the simpson family. i mean that is crazy shit dont u think
+
+Madbaker still trying to fix the soundsystem.
+
+MADBAKER
+It the chip that makes everybody go nuts. Eurolink. Believe me. They even got my darling, my sweet beloved darling.
+
+RASTA
+I know a guy who can help with your speaker. Just stop here, I show you man.
+
+Rasta jumps outta the van. Goes into the bush.
+
+EXT. RASTAS BATCAVE
+Rasta climbs a humongus rock with 5 steps. He whisles. A bird flies away makin a stick which holds Rastas bike from moving make it move forward between the rocks.
+
+The bicycle has moved to the other side of the rock and keep moing as Rasta jumps off the rock on the bicycle and bicycles away. He comes back to the road.
+
+EXT. PAAVALSBY
+Rasta followed by Madbaker is now on the country side. Rasta riding the bike in a hill with threes on both sides with Madbaker following behind. Humongus trees making it look like a tunnel. A small bridge. Railroad. Horses. Lots of things along the way. Country side looking awesome.
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+Rasta holds on to Madbakervans window and takes momentum from van so he dont need to do nothing else to move forward.
+
+RASTA
+Soon there man.
+
+Couple of more nice flat country side shots in Hommansby. Rasta riding Madbaker cool window grab style.
+
+EXT. CODER GARDEN
+
+Rasta riding the bike in on Coders yard. We see the red shed. And Coders house. Then we see Madbakervan coming in on Corders yard from right to left. There's a sign "PERMANENT CULTURE INTERNATIONAL, SKINNARBY FIN" in the green garden and that buzzing sound. Like it be around Coder. Always that buzzin.
+
+INT. CODER HOUSE.
+
+They search Coder he isn't anywhere. Door is open they walk in, the buzzing is escalathing. They walk to his main computer it is blinking and blinking and searching but it say it will rn out of memory in 3, 2, 1. Everything around they and all the machines around them start exploding.
+
+RASTA
+Hey let's get the fuck outta here. Coder ain't here. Oh I know where he is.
+
+MADBAKER
+Shit man forget it.
+
+They run out the house.
+
+EXT. CODERS YARD
+
+RASTA
+No man, he the only one who can say what is going on dude. I'm sure man.
+
+MADBAKER
+Wait a minute do you think, oh shit.
+
+RASTA
+Shut up man. I'm trying to think.
+
+MADBAKER
+You shut up man.
+
+EXT. RED SHED
+
+They find the secret door and goes in.
+
+RASTA
+See here he is. In here.
+
+Rasta shuts the door.
+
+INT. RED SHED
+
+They come into a small chicken house. There lot of small chiken. Close up on all big ones and Sheeta Rasta chickn. Looks like coder is taking a nap with them.
+
+CODER
+sup?
+
+RASTA
+hey, shut the window
+
+MADBAKER
+Really?
+
+RASTA
+oh this man stereo broken
+
+CODER
+Theres ongoin disturbance yes. No need to fix nothing now. We got to make sure from where these disturbance things comes from.
+
+INT. CODERS HOUSE
+
+They stand looking at computers just exploading up.
+
+CODER
+See, I dunno know whats going on.
+
+They just stand there. It expload some more.
+
+RASTA
+What that thing do?
+
+Rasta points at this frequancy thing that Coder was tuning on. Writing log about.
+
+CODER
+Yeah , thaaat thing, its pretty cool. Hey I btter write down the frequncy of today to. What day is it 2 July?
+
+Coder picks up his logg and a pen and start writing.
+
+CODER
+Here I acctually did a pretty cool thing. I started putting frequencies back in the ground, yeah, this is just a ground listening station. I been just listening and writing loggs, now then I stated outputtn some frequencies too ju see then I get this, when I tune to the input, we get this. listen.
+
+Coder turns some knobs and the buzzing is once again escalating. Everything is electrified and is poppin like thered be shortcuts everywhere arund them.
+
+MADBAKER
+Please turn that godam thing off now!
+
+Coder shuts it without even doingg anything. It just go of and everything is bac normal. No buzzin no where.
+
+CODER
+Preeetty neat eh?
+
+MADBAKER
+What the hell man?
+
+INT. MADBAKERS VAN
+
+They open the Van side door to the back.
+
+CODER
+Sorry, didnt meen to blow up your soundsystem man.
+
+CUT TO:
+
+CODER
+There we go. Press on. It'll work.
+
+Coder put coupple of tools away in his morning coat. Madbaker put on his soundsystem and it works. MUSIC.
+
+EXT. CODER YARD
+Rasta and Madbaker go from Coedr Yard. Grab window Hommansby Raakan style.
+
+EXT. RASTAS PLACE
+
+MADBAKER
+Thanks for helping with my soundsystem.
+
+RASTA
+njaaaaeeeh dont mention it!
diff --git a/mountmusic.sh b/mountmusic.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+
+mkdir djsmellsfunny
+sshfs -f -p 18888 tarina@tarina.org:/media/robinsfirma/djsmellsfunny djsmellsfunny/
+umount djsmellsfunny
+rm -r djsmellsfunny
